Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 97 Two strikes against Lu Zhishen, teaching iron skills!
After looting the Liao soldiers, he went to the army of the Jin Kingdom to rob a quarter of the horses. After putting the robbed more than 3 horses into the storage ring, the satisfied Wu Ming flew directly to Liangshan.

Liangshan, on a flat hillside, Monk Hua Lu Zhishen is leading his minions to practice martial arts.Suddenly a minion pointed to the sky and shouted: "Jiaolong, there is a Jiaolong."

After hearing this minion's shout, the other minions stopped practicing martial arts.They all looked up towards the sky.Sure enough, there was a huge flood dragon flying towards them in the sky.

When he heard that there was a dragon, Lu Zhishen, a big foodie, immediately took out his iron Zen staff from the storage ring, drooling and shouted: "Little ones, as the saying goes, the dragon's liver and phoenix's gall are rare treasures in the world. Today I want to slay the dragon!" up.

Let's also open foreign meat to taste what the dragon liver tastes like. After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen pointed at the dragon in the sky with his Zen stick and said: "Wu, that loach, come to the Sajia bowl quickly." "

When Wu Ming heard Lu Zhishen's words, he was so angry that his heart, liver and lungs hurt, and he scolded directly: "Lu Zhishen, your uncle. Last time I changed into a roc bird. You want to eat me. This time I changed into a dragon, and you want to eat me again." I.

Are you so short of food?Don't run away if you have the ability, wait for me to go down and clean you up. "

Hearing this Jiaolong spit out people's words, Lu Zhishen knew that he had caused trouble.Flood dragons who can speak human language are undoubtedly enlightened, and flooded dragons with spiritual wisdom already belong to the category of monsters.

The monster is an existence that I can't afford to provoke. I have provoked such a powerful enemy on Liangshan, and all the heroes on Liangshan are not enough to watch.

Just when Lu Zhi was deeply regretting his recklessness, he suddenly came back to his senses.No, this voice seems to be the voice of the elder brother.Last time when I was at Erlong Mountain, my elder brother transformed into a Garuda roc, and I wanted to eat his thigh.

As a result, I was severely punished by my elder brother, and I was embarrassed to go out with a bag on my forehead for several days.This time I went even further and actually wanted to eat his liver. If that didn't work, I had to run away quickly.

Otherwise, if the eldest brother catches him, he still doesn't know how to repair himself.Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen ran away, shouting as he ran, "Brother, I was wrong, I have no brains, don't care about me, a rough man."

But no matter how fast he ran, how could he be faster than the dragon flying in the sky.Before Lu Zhishen could take a few steps, he was kicked somersault by Wu Ming who descended from the sky.

Lu Zhishen, who got up from the ground, looked at Wu Ming who was staring at him with a smile in front of him, so he obediently stretched his head over and said to Wu Ming with a smile: "Brother, tap lightly.

To save face, I am now the leader of tens of thousands of people, so don't leave me a bag this time. "

After hearing Lu Zhishen's words of begging for mercy, Wu Ming couldn't help laughing when he thought of Lu Zhishen's bag full of hair that he knocked last time, which looked like a stone lion at the gate of the yamen.

Seeing Lu Zhishen's pitiful appearance, Wu Ming smiled and said: "Forget it, I will save some face for you today. Don't be so reckless next time, eat, eat, eat. You know how to eat in a day, and you don't even know if Jiaolong is you Can be provoked.

The water in this world is very deep. I'm afraid that if you continue to be reckless like this, sooner or later you will provoke existences that you can't afford. "

Lu Zhishen looked at Wu Ming and said indifferently: "Isn't there still you, big brother? I can't afford to offend you. I can give you your name. Now how many people dare not give you face."

As soon as Wu Ming heard Lu Zhishen's words, he immediately became angry. He stared at Lu Zhishen and said, "I'm not your nanny, how old are you. Why don't you think about the consequences of acting recklessly.

There are monsters in this world, and the monsters will not give you any reason. If you provoke the monsters, they may not sell my face.

You caused trouble, if I don't rescue you in time, you will die in vain.Brother, to be honest, on this Liangshan, I don't recognize many people.Can you make me less CAO dim sum?Originally, I didn't care about the fact that you wanted to eat my liver.

But, seeing how reckless you are, I think that if you don't beat you up, I'm afraid you won't be able to remember the lesson. So, I broke my promise and stuck my head in. I promise to hit you softly this time and not leave you a bag. "

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen stretched his head over with a bitter face, waiting to be knocked.At the same time, I thought to myself: You are a big brother, you will find a way to bully the younger brother, and you will fight again if you say it is best not to fight.

Wu Ming tapped Lu Zhishen's bald head without any psychological burden, and thought while tapping: Not to mention, Lu Zhishen's bald head feels really good when tapped, I don't know if it will be addictive if it is tapped like this.

This is not a good sign. If I become addicted to knocking, if I fail to control the strength when I knock his bald head one day, what should I do if I knock him stupid again? This kid is not smart in the first place.

But you can't destroy it in my hands.By the way, I knew a few hard qigong training methods before I traveled through time.These methods were unreliable in the previous world, but they might work in this world.

Why don't you take out a copy and let Lu Zhishen practice it for a while, it's best if he succeeds, and if he doesn't succeed, it won't affect him in any way.

After thinking of this, Wu Ming stopped beating on Lu Zhishen's head.He smiled and said to Lu Zhishen: "Second brother, don't blame me for hitting you, hitting you is good for you, although it hit you on the head, it hurts in my heart.

If I don't beat you hard, I'm afraid you won't remember the lesson.However, I am not beating you in vain this time. I have a magical power here that is very simple and suitable for you to practice. I will teach it to you today. "

Lu Zhishen was rubbing his head when he suddenly heard that his eldest brother had taught him a supernatural power suitable for him, his eyes immediately widened. To be honest, he had been envious of Wu Song's all-in-one determination for a long time.

Hearing that he has a supernatural power that suits him this time, he stopped rubbing his head and directly hugged Wu Ming's arm and said, "Brother, tell me quickly, what supernatural power?"

Wu Ming smiled slightly and said: "Iron head skill." When Lu Zhishen heard that it was iron head skill, he was a little unhappy immediately.Dissatisfied, he said to Wu Ming: "Brother, did you think of a way to tease me?

Is it because my elder brother kept hammering me so much that I gradually mastered this iron head skill? "

When Wu Ming heard this, he said in his heart: "You actually guessed half of it. One reason why I asked you to practice Tietou Gong is that it is indeed a hard Qigong. The other reason is that I can knock your head if my hands are itchy in the future.

But who are we, we have a thick skin, and we can't admit anything we say.Otherwise, if Lu Zhishen knew that his elder brother was such a fool, maybe he wouldn't be able to practice this iron head skill. "

Thinking of this, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and said with a serious face: "Second brother, you disappoint me so much. Is the elder brother such a cheat? The iron head skill that the elder brother wants to teach you is a real magical power.

At a critical moment, it can kill you.After you have mastered your iron head skills, you can use your head to resist the enemy's weapon attack.And after you have achieved great success, will you no longer be afraid of your elder brother beating you? "

With Lu Zhishen's IQ, how could he be the opponent of Wu Ming who has received advanced modern education? After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen scratched his bald head.Agreeing: What the elder brother said makes sense.

After handing over the horse to Wu Song, Wu Ming stayed on Mount Liang for three days, and taught Lu Zhishen the cultivation method of Iron Head Kungfu before leaving Liangshan.

(End of this chapter)