Emperor Mang from Douluo
Chapter 71 Rules for a Happy Fat House (for receipt o_O)
Chapter 71 Rules for a Happy Fat House (for receipt o_O)
"what!!!"
Above the empty sand sea, screams echoed. From the complex voices, it can be known that there is a group of people who have gone through unspeakable things.
"."
Xue Lan and the nine mercenaries had already returned to the ground, covering the part that had been punished just now with one hand, looking at the snake man who was screaming in silence.
What happened today was completely unprecedented!
what happened?
Have times changed?
Why do you have to apply now after a fight?
Who should I apply to?Overweight empire?Or is this mysterious figure planning to change the world? !
The ten mercenaries, who were full of doubts, were full of thoughts.
"Damn it!! My snake-human race is incompatible with you!!"
The leading snake man stared angrily and roared angrily.
How could he, a majestic Nine Star Fighter, suffer such a great humiliation! !
"Returning to you snake-human race, you think you are the emperor of fighting, a younger brother of a fighter knows how to play incompetent and furious."
The sudden normal sound made everyone below catch the source of the sound, and they all raised their eyes to look at the sand dunes on one side.
"So handsome!"
"Huh? Isn't she Qinglin?"
"Third stages of fighting spirit???"
Xuelan's side and Snakeman's side saw the two figures on the sand dunes clearly at the same time, and they all exclaimed in surprise.
In the eyes of everyone, Zhao Mang slid down the sand dune with green scales, like a gust of wind coming quietly.
"Since you belong to the Motie mercenary group, why do you still beat us?"
Xue Lan raised her arm and pointed at Zhao Mang, and said with a face of shame and indignation.
"I just know your group leader. Qinglin is my younger sister now. As for the reason for beating you, I have already said it. Do you want to come again?"
Zhao Mang smiled slightly, and answered calmly.
"you!!"
Xue Lan blushed pretty, and pointed at the man, so ashamed and angrily speechless.
If it was the past, she would definitely say: Come on, kill me if you have the guts.
But now, she was speechless, and the experience just now made her a little upset.
The nine mercenaries around shook their heads with wry smiles.
have to!This time I really met an 'elder' and was taught a lesson, so I had to admit it.
As for the third level of Dou Qi, they had already forgotten about it.
"Damn human race, what do you want?!"
The leader of the snake man said with a cold look in his eyes.
He is also a little confused about what is going on with the other party now, and he thought to himself: I have never heard of any emperor land, what kind of ghostly place requires permission to fight and fight, it is really embarrassing for snakes
"This emperor is here to popularize the concept of fat houses for you. After memorizing the rules of happy fat houses on this piece of paper, this emperor will let you go!"
Zhao Mang turned his eyes to the side of the Snake-Human Race, and spoke eloquently.
After all, the hanging arm slowly lifted up, and a piece of A4-sized paper appeared in his hand, and with a light flick, the piece of paper was split into two, and then into four
The eight pieces of paper came lightly in front of the eight snakemen, and the Blue Silver Emperor Vine branched out again, caught the papers, and stood in front of the snakemen.
"You too, you will have to recite it sooner or later, why not take advantage of it now!"
Zhao Mang threw another ten pieces of paper at Xue Lan and his party.
The ten mercenaries looked at the paper flying out of nowhere, with surprise flashing in their eyes, they raised their hands to take the paper and set their eyes on it.
From the angle of their field of vision, they saw that Zhao Mang's hand was empty.
Xuelan glared at Zhao Mang unhappily, then turned her gaze to the paper, and murmured in astonishment: "The first article of Happy Fat House, don't talk too much, civilized you and me, the second article of Happy Fat House, Fights need to be reported, and Brother Ni is the best in carrying the coffin.
Article [-] of the Happy Fat House, surfing the Internet to cultivate immortals, and ten generations of descendants to join the battle."
For a moment, the cold voice of Xuelan, the flower of the desert, echoed on the Gobi Desert, reading the ten rules for a happy and fat house very fast.
Zhao Mang stood with his hands behind his back, with the corners of his mouth raised, he was very satisfied listening to the rules of the happy fat house that he made up.
Qing Lin covered her mouth, her fragrant shoulders trembled, obviously she was snickering.
after a while
"."
After reading, Xue Lan slowly put down the paper, stared at Zhao Mang dumbfounded, and said slowly in disbelief, "Lord Mang Emperor, where did you come from? The rules you weave are simply... , can you explain to me exactly what it means?"
The nine mercenary men also all looked like 'I'm so confused'.
"What the hell is this?! Human, what do you want to do?!"
The leader of the snake man who covered his face with a white paper also uttered an unintelligible voice at this moment.
The other snake people are the same as the mercenary men.
"Well, come here, I will explain to you alone!"
Zhao Mang beckoned to the woman.
Seeing this, Xue Lan pursed her lips, and after a little hesitation, she moved forward with her slender legs.
Others didn't stop them either. The strength of both sides was not at the same level at all, so there was no need to do anything extra.
"Um?!"
When Xuelan got close to Zhao Mang's certain range, she felt different, as if she had stepped into a paradise, peaceful and far-reaching.
As it gets closer and closer, the fragrance is tangy, refreshing and wonderful!
The woman stood still, staring, as if afterward, bah, after being baptized by the holy light, her whole body is completely new!
"why do you"
Xue Lan fluttered her eyelashes and said in astonishment.
"because."
Zhao Mang smiled indifferently, and slowly approached the woman's ear, and continued, "Those who believe in Emperor Mang will have eternal life."
After these plain words floated into Xue Lan's mind, they turned into pieces of messages.
As a result, the pretty face of this desert flower was gradually covered with shock.
She. Understand what Mang Emperor is!
after a while
"what's the situation?"
The nine mercenary men looked at the motionless woman and looked at each other in surprise. Immediately afterwards, their jaws dropped in shock.
I saw that sexy and hot woman took a step back, bowed deeply, and said at the same time: "Xuelan, I have met the emperor!"
The reverent and slightly trembling voice made the mercenaries shout in disbelief.
What are you doing?Can't be brainwashed? !
"Captain Xuelan, are you alright?"
A mercenary shouted in surprise.
Xue Lan turned around slowly when she heard this, shook her head with her normal expression, took a deep breath, and said, "It's nothing, I just learned something."
After the mercenary team took a deep look at the woman, they nodded and said nothing.
They could see that the other party was not controlled by confusion or other abnormalities.
of course
It is also possible that the opponent's strength is too high to detect, but the matter has come to this point, and there is nothing to do.
"Hehe."
Seeing this, Zhao Mang chuckled lightly, then turned his head to look at the snake-human tribe, and said slowly, "How about you, have you memorized it yet?"
As the words fell, the paper in front of the eight snake men was rolled up by the Blue Silver Emperor vines, revealing confused faces.
"."
The snake people are silent because they don't remember at all.
Snapped!
Their silence resulted in the snake's tail being whipped, and apart from anger, there was a trace of wanting to cry.
It's really a 'beep' today! !
(End of this chapter)
"what!!!"
Above the empty sand sea, screams echoed. From the complex voices, it can be known that there is a group of people who have gone through unspeakable things.
"."
Xue Lan and the nine mercenaries had already returned to the ground, covering the part that had been punished just now with one hand, looking at the snake man who was screaming in silence.
What happened today was completely unprecedented!
what happened?
Have times changed?
Why do you have to apply now after a fight?
Who should I apply to?Overweight empire?Or is this mysterious figure planning to change the world? !
The ten mercenaries, who were full of doubts, were full of thoughts.
"Damn it!! My snake-human race is incompatible with you!!"
The leading snake man stared angrily and roared angrily.
How could he, a majestic Nine Star Fighter, suffer such a great humiliation! !
"Returning to you snake-human race, you think you are the emperor of fighting, a younger brother of a fighter knows how to play incompetent and furious."
The sudden normal sound made everyone below catch the source of the sound, and they all raised their eyes to look at the sand dunes on one side.
"So handsome!"
"Huh? Isn't she Qinglin?"
"Third stages of fighting spirit???"
Xuelan's side and Snakeman's side saw the two figures on the sand dunes clearly at the same time, and they all exclaimed in surprise.
In the eyes of everyone, Zhao Mang slid down the sand dune with green scales, like a gust of wind coming quietly.
"Since you belong to the Motie mercenary group, why do you still beat us?"
Xue Lan raised her arm and pointed at Zhao Mang, and said with a face of shame and indignation.
"I just know your group leader. Qinglin is my younger sister now. As for the reason for beating you, I have already said it. Do you want to come again?"
Zhao Mang smiled slightly, and answered calmly.
"you!!"
Xue Lan blushed pretty, and pointed at the man, so ashamed and angrily speechless.
If it was the past, she would definitely say: Come on, kill me if you have the guts.
But now, she was speechless, and the experience just now made her a little upset.
The nine mercenaries around shook their heads with wry smiles.
have to!This time I really met an 'elder' and was taught a lesson, so I had to admit it.
As for the third level of Dou Qi, they had already forgotten about it.
"Damn human race, what do you want?!"
The leader of the snake man said with a cold look in his eyes.
He is also a little confused about what is going on with the other party now, and he thought to himself: I have never heard of any emperor land, what kind of ghostly place requires permission to fight and fight, it is really embarrassing for snakes
"This emperor is here to popularize the concept of fat houses for you. After memorizing the rules of happy fat houses on this piece of paper, this emperor will let you go!"
Zhao Mang turned his eyes to the side of the Snake-Human Race, and spoke eloquently.
After all, the hanging arm slowly lifted up, and a piece of A4-sized paper appeared in his hand, and with a light flick, the piece of paper was split into two, and then into four
The eight pieces of paper came lightly in front of the eight snakemen, and the Blue Silver Emperor Vine branched out again, caught the papers, and stood in front of the snakemen.
"You too, you will have to recite it sooner or later, why not take advantage of it now!"
Zhao Mang threw another ten pieces of paper at Xue Lan and his party.
The ten mercenaries looked at the paper flying out of nowhere, with surprise flashing in their eyes, they raised their hands to take the paper and set their eyes on it.
From the angle of their field of vision, they saw that Zhao Mang's hand was empty.
Xuelan glared at Zhao Mang unhappily, then turned her gaze to the paper, and murmured in astonishment: "The first article of Happy Fat House, don't talk too much, civilized you and me, the second article of Happy Fat House, Fights need to be reported, and Brother Ni is the best in carrying the coffin.
Article [-] of the Happy Fat House, surfing the Internet to cultivate immortals, and ten generations of descendants to join the battle."
For a moment, the cold voice of Xuelan, the flower of the desert, echoed on the Gobi Desert, reading the ten rules for a happy and fat house very fast.
Zhao Mang stood with his hands behind his back, with the corners of his mouth raised, he was very satisfied listening to the rules of the happy fat house that he made up.
Qing Lin covered her mouth, her fragrant shoulders trembled, obviously she was snickering.
after a while
"."
After reading, Xue Lan slowly put down the paper, stared at Zhao Mang dumbfounded, and said slowly in disbelief, "Lord Mang Emperor, where did you come from? The rules you weave are simply... , can you explain to me exactly what it means?"
The nine mercenary men also all looked like 'I'm so confused'.
"What the hell is this?! Human, what do you want to do?!"
The leader of the snake man who covered his face with a white paper also uttered an unintelligible voice at this moment.
The other snake people are the same as the mercenary men.
"Well, come here, I will explain to you alone!"
Zhao Mang beckoned to the woman.
Seeing this, Xue Lan pursed her lips, and after a little hesitation, she moved forward with her slender legs.
Others didn't stop them either. The strength of both sides was not at the same level at all, so there was no need to do anything extra.
"Um?!"
When Xuelan got close to Zhao Mang's certain range, she felt different, as if she had stepped into a paradise, peaceful and far-reaching.
As it gets closer and closer, the fragrance is tangy, refreshing and wonderful!
The woman stood still, staring, as if afterward, bah, after being baptized by the holy light, her whole body is completely new!
"why do you"
Xue Lan fluttered her eyelashes and said in astonishment.
"because."
Zhao Mang smiled indifferently, and slowly approached the woman's ear, and continued, "Those who believe in Emperor Mang will have eternal life."
After these plain words floated into Xue Lan's mind, they turned into pieces of messages.
As a result, the pretty face of this desert flower was gradually covered with shock.
She. Understand what Mang Emperor is!
after a while
"what's the situation?"
The nine mercenary men looked at the motionless woman and looked at each other in surprise. Immediately afterwards, their jaws dropped in shock.
I saw that sexy and hot woman took a step back, bowed deeply, and said at the same time: "Xuelan, I have met the emperor!"
The reverent and slightly trembling voice made the mercenaries shout in disbelief.
What are you doing?Can't be brainwashed? !
"Captain Xuelan, are you alright?"
A mercenary shouted in surprise.
Xue Lan turned around slowly when she heard this, shook her head with her normal expression, took a deep breath, and said, "It's nothing, I just learned something."
After the mercenary team took a deep look at the woman, they nodded and said nothing.
They could see that the other party was not controlled by confusion or other abnormalities.
of course
It is also possible that the opponent's strength is too high to detect, but the matter has come to this point, and there is nothing to do.
"Hehe."
Seeing this, Zhao Mang chuckled lightly, then turned his head to look at the snake-human tribe, and said slowly, "How about you, have you memorized it yet?"
As the words fell, the paper in front of the eight snake men was rolled up by the Blue Silver Emperor vines, revealing confused faces.
"."
The snake people are silent because they don't remember at all.
Snapped!
Their silence resulted in the snake's tail being whipped, and apart from anger, there was a trace of wanting to cry.
It's really a 'beep' today! !
(End of this chapter)
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