Traveling through the heavens starts from practicing swords in the palace
Chapter 106 105. A Fat Pig
106 Chapter 105. A Fat Pig
Hearing that Lin Pingzhi wanted to inquire about a child, like everyone else in the town, the old man's expression changed.
He greeted the vicious dog and said, "Amao, we are going back."
The vicious dog, Amao, was doing homework with the she-wolf. Hearing the call from his master, he immediately pulled away, trembling uncontrollably, and came to his master, and the she-wolf hurriedly followed.
Lin Pingzhi said: "Old Zhang, why do you want to leave as soon as I ask about that child?"
The old Zhangtou said: "Is this dog I raise fierce?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Ferocious."
Old Zhang said: "Tell me, what will happen if someone is bitten by my dog?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Then at least a large piece of meat must be lost."
The vicious dog Amao had arrived at Lao Zhang's head and feet. He touched the dog's head and said, "So, if you want to play, young master, just play with my Amao."
"Even if he is a bit more aggressive, he will at most bite off a piece of your flesh when he bites."
"But if you play with pigs or children, if they go bad, it will kill you."
Lin Pingzhi said lightly: "Don't worry, many people have wanted my life, but they have no chance to kill others."
Lao Zhangtou looked at Lin Pingzhi as if he were a fool and said, "So you think that no one in Qingfeng Town can kill you."
Lin Pingzhi didn't speak anymore, but he obviously acquiesced to what the old man said.
At some point, the old Zhangtou took out a cigarette rod and smoked it. The cigarette in the rod rose straight up, as if there was some force pulling it.
Lin Pingzhi saw what he did, and said with a smile: "It's really not easy for a person to raise such a vicious dog."
Old Zhangtou said: "Young master, I'll take my leave. Goodbye——if I have the chance to see you again."
One person, one dog and one wolf turned and walked away.
Lin Pingzhi looked at the back of Zhangtou leaving, and murmured: "Dogs are already so unusual, pigs should be even more difficult to deal with."
...
Everyone in Qingfeng Town knows that there is a Xu Fat Pig in the town, but the town people have two opinions about this pig.
There is a saying that this fat pig is a silly fat man who is harmless to humans and animals.
No matter how anyone scolds and insults him, he will laugh and never get angry.
Once, Cui Er, an idiot in the town, threatened him with a butcher's knife that he wanted to butcher a pig. The knife cut his stomach, cut his skin, and bled.
Xu Fat Zhu just giggled and didn't even know how to hide.
Many people knew that Xu Fat Zhu was stupid and naive, and they came to bully him.
But he didn't seem to care, he didn't know how to resist and knew how to get angry, and he still smiled cheerfully all day long.
There is another saying that, for some reason, everyone who offends Xu Fat Zhu will always have an accident.
Either a day or two later, or ten days and a half months later, at most half a year later, something happened.
There are many kinds of accidents, and sometimes a broken fingernail is also called an accident.
The things that happen to those who offend Xu Fat Zhu are the biggest things.
Nothing but death.
The worst thing is that bastard Cui Er.
Their family has moved out of Qingfeng Town and lived a good life in a big house in Quanzhou City.
But just like that, three months later, their family was still rushed into the house by a group of Jiangyang thieves and killed them all.
People are creatures that are good at associating, and everyone in Qingfeng Town thinks of Cui Er offending Xu Fat Pig.
But no matter what, they didn't believe that these Jiangyang thieves had anything to do with Xu Fat Pig.
So they came to the conclusion that people are stupid and others are bullying.
Xu Fat Zhu was bullied so badly that God couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped him deal with those who bullied him.
At that time, people were superstitious, and as time passed, no one dared to bully Xu Fat Pig.
Xu Fat Pig lives carefree in the town, eating a pig every day——
He is just nicknamed Fat Pig, and he is not really related to pigs, so there is no taboo.
His people are getting fatter and fatter, even fatter than pigs.
One day he went out and fell down.
His whole body, like a ball, rolled from the east end of the village to the west end of the village.
But he himself was still laughing, smiling cheerfully.
It's a lot of fun to roll around like a rubber ball.
Of course, this thing is really fun, at least for those who saw it, they were amazed.
Of course, although the town is small, there are many things that happen every day, and there are also many surprising things.
After everyone laughed, they forgot about it.
They just remembered: no matter what the circumstances, don't mess with this fat pig Xu.
I don't know who spread this sentence, but after hearing this sentence, fewer people died in the town.
Lin Pingzhi asked about this from people along the way, and he decided to mess with this fat pig.
No way, he searched for a whole day, but couldn't find the child who sent the message.
Eleven bodyguards disappeared, and nine of them were disciples of the Clean Clothes School of the Beggar Gang.
The only clue is the child who sent the message.
But this child also seemed to have evaporated from the world. After asking many people, they all said that they had never seen this child.
A child who looks seven or eight years old with a childish face, speaks and acts like an adult.
Although such children are not rare, they are certainly not too many.
But Lin Pingzhi asked many people, and they all said that he had never seen such a child.
Could it be that there is no such a child in the town?
But the expressions of Lao Ma and his wife, Wang Youcai, and the expert he raised at home, Lao Zhangtou, were all wrong when they heard about this child.
Well, something is wrong, there is something wrong with this town from the inside out.
So Lin Pingzhi came to find someone who was wrong again. To be precise, he was a pig who was wrong.
When Lin Pingzhi saw Xu Fat Pig, he was eating a roast suckling pig.
A little suckling pig that looks about ten pounds looks like a chicken in Xu Fatty's hands.
Xu Feizhu stuffed the little suckling pig into his mouth, just like ordinary people eating little chickens.
He finished the suckling pig in three mouthfuls, drank the large glass of wine in front of him, and drank two more bowls of porridge.
Then he opened his mouth and said: "It's been a long time since no one came to see me."
Lin Pingzhi said: "The people who looked for you before are all dead?"
Xu Fat Zhu raised his head when he heard Lin Pingzhi's words, his expression changed slightly, as if he was surprised at Lin Pingzhi's youth.
He said indifferently: "Young master is not from this town."
Lin Pingzhi said: "You are not Xu Fat Pig either."
Xu Fat Pig said: "Oh? Why do you say that, Young Master?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I heard that Xu Fat Pig always smiles when he sees everyone. When you saw me, you talked too much but laughed too little."
When Xu Fat Pig heard what Lin Pingzhi said, he really laughed. He looked like a fat pig when he was not smiling, but he looked even more like a silly fat pig when he laughed.
He smiled and said, "Master, it's really interesting. Where can I find another fat pig like me? If I wasn't Xu Fat Pig, who else in Qingfeng Town could be Xu Fat Pig?"
Lin Pingzhi said, "It makes sense, he's so reasonable. But it seems that you killed all the people who really thought you were a fat pig and wanted to kill you?"
Xu Fat Pig was still laughing, as if he couldn't stop laughing, he said while laughing: "Young master is really good at joking, I haven't heard such a funny joke for a long time."
Lin Pingzhi also smiled and said: "It is said that most fat people like to laugh, because people who don't like to laugh don't grow fat."
"So I'm really joking with you, don't take it to heart."
Xu Fat Zhu patted his chest, which was bigger than a woman's, and said: "I am fat in everything, but my heart is too small to put things down. Don't worry, my lord, I will never worry about it."
Lin Pingzhi said: "That's good, that's good. Since you are Xu Fat Pig, I want to ask you a question."
Xu Fat Pig said: "What question does Mr. Lin want to ask?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I want to ask you, do you know about the disappearance of more than ten bodyguards from the Fuwei Bodyguard Bureau outside the town a few days ago?"
"If you don't know, I still want to ask you, do you know where a child is?"
Xu Fat Zhu rolled his eyes a couple of times when he heard this, his eyes were already very small, they were blocked by the fat on his face, and he could barely see them.
He said: "Young master, you have found the wrong person. I was able to go out before, and I know something about the town."
"But during this period of time, I ate too much and couldn't move anymore."
"A few days ago, I accidentally fell when I went out, and rolled from the east end of the village to the west end of the village. I was injured all over my body."
"Now I don't dare to go out anymore... I really don't know what the young master wants to ask."
"However, I've been losing weight recently. When I lose some weight, I can go out and help the young master to inquire about it."
Lin Pingzhi looked at the roast suckling pig in his hand, and said, "You eat so much for lunch, do you look like someone who wants to lose weight?"
Xu Fat Pig took another bite of the roasted pig, and said, "Master, you are wrong, if I only eat this little for lunch, won't I starve to death?"
"This is just a small snack before the meal, to pad the stomach."
Lin Pingzhi smiled bitterly and said, "It's really hard for you. In order to lose weight, I only eat a pig as a snack before meals."
"I don't know when you can successfully go out with your subtraction method?"
Xu Fat Pig said: "Young master, don't worry, it will be soon. I looked at my stomach today, and it has lost some meat."
Lin Pingzhi almost stamped his feet anxiously and said, "How can you still see your own belly like this?"
Of course Xu Fat Pig couldn't see his own stomach, so he felt that he had lost weight, but it was just an illusion.
Since he didn't lose weight, he couldn't go out and help Lin Pingzhi find out.
So the line is broken again here.
Of course, Xu Fat Pig had nothing to do with this matter.
Lin Pingzhi came to look for him, but he heard that this person was not easy to mess with.
Someone who is not easy to mess with means that this person is not a simple person.
Unsimple people may do extraordinary things.It is obviously not an easy thing to make more than ten escorts disappear from the world.
But after seeing Xu Fat Zhu, Lin Pingzhi believed it a little bit.
I believe this fat pig can hardly move a step.
Lin Pingzhi didn't believe that such a person could go out and kidnap the escort.
But believe it or not, Lin Pingzhi still wants to try.
The meaning of trying is to let Xu Fat Zhu try the evil sword technique.
It is a sword technique based on speed to ward off evil spirits.
It is an evil swordsmanship that can only reach the limit of the body when you are in the palace.
This evil sword technique is still very fast, Lin Pingzhi's movement is like a ghost.
No one has actually seen ghosts, so no one really knows what ghosts are like.
But anyone who has seen Lin Pingzhi's sword will feel that this is how the ghost's movements should be.
As fast as lightning and as fast as a meteor, the sword stabbed at Xu Fat Pig.
The fat pig couldn't even stand up, and there wasn't even a chair to support his weight.
So he was sitting on the floor, eating a suckling pig.
Lin Pingzhi's sword is the Chengying Sword. This sword cuts iron like clay and is extremely sharp.
With Lin Pingzhi's sword, stabbing such a fat man is really easier than killing a tied pig.
But Xu Fat Pig is not a pig after all.
When Lin Pingzhi's sword was about to pierce the fat on his body, he suddenly jumped up.
He was like a crystal ball, bouncing so high in an instant.
High enough to penetrate the roof.
Lin Pingzhi looked at Xu Feizhu falling from the air with an expression that showed he had known this before.
Xu Fat Pig fell back to the ground again, his body weighing hundreds of catties floated to the ground like cotton wool.
Lin Pingzhi smiled and said, "Brother Fat Pig, do you think this method I used will help you lose weight?"
"If you play like this a few times a day, you'll lose weight quickly."
Xu Fat Pig had already lost his smile, and said, "Young master suddenly drew his sword and stabbed me, as if he wanted to pierce my stomach, so he wanted to help me lose weight?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "It's not just about losing weight, I also want to let you know that you can go out without losing weight."
"Play it like you did just now, no matter how far away it is, just play it a few more times and you'll be there."
Xu Fat Pig understood a bit, and said, "If I don't play it myself, the young master will force me to play it with a sword all the time?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Yes, fortunately, I have always said that I can't treat you as a pig—how can a pig have an IQ like yours."
Xu Fat Pig said: "My lord must know the whereabouts of that child?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I just want to know the whereabouts of the bodyguard of my escort agency. That kid has something to do with this matter. I want to find him."
Xu Fat Pig said: "But from the beginning to the end, this matter doesn't seem to have anything to do with me at all."
"My lord is forcing me with a sword, asking me to help you find out the whereabouts of this kid, wouldn't it be unreasonable?"
Lin Pingzhi suddenly laughed too, and he said with a smile: "When have you ever seen a person who stabs a pig with a sword at the first sight of a disagreement be reasonable?"
This sentence is a rhetorical question.A reasonable person would never do that anyway.
Lin Pingzhi is obviously an unreasonable person.
In particular, he was a little impatient. This matter was too bizarre. According to the clues, he had no clue, so he had to be unreasonable.
Xu Feizhu said: "So you can't find the whereabouts of the bodyguards in your bodyguard agency, and you want to bully me, a fat pig, and ask me to help you find it?"
Lin Pingzhi didn't deny it, and that's exactly what he meant.
When a person is very irritable and has no other options, he will become very arrogant.
Lin Pingzhi said arrogantly: "I already understand that this town of yours is no ordinary town."
"The people in your town are not ordinary people."
"And the most unusual one is that kid, and the other is you, brother."
"So I've decided in my heart that we said that the disappearance is related to you."
Lin Pingzhi ignored the aggrieved expression on Xu Feizhu's face and continued: "If you want to get my new appointment, you have to prove to yourselves that this matter was not done by you."
"If you can't prove it, I can only regard you as the culprit, and my sword will stab you again at any time."
Xu Fat Pig sighed, and said: "Young master's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world, I have never seen such a fast swordsmanship in my life."
"I heard that there are also several masters in Putian South Shaolin Temple who know the Bodhidharma swordsmanship passed down by the old master Bodhidharma back then, but their swordsmanship is definitely not as fast as yours, young master."
"No matter who has sword skills like yours, young master, they can speak so capriciously."
Although this fat pig looks naive and silly, there is no doubt that he is much more understanding than most people.
Lin Pingzhi likes to talk to such transparent people,
Lin Pingzhi said: "Then Your Excellency is going to leave with me?"
Xu Feizhu said: "Let's go? Where to go?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Go find the child who has the most relationship with this matter."
Xu Fat Pig said: "My lord misunderstood, what I meant just now was indeed that I was afraid of your swordsmanship."
"But I'm afraid of your swordsmanship, so I don't have to listen to your words."
Since Lin Pingzhi mastered the evil sword technique, it is indeed rare for him to dare not listen to his own words after seeing his own sword technique.
Even people like the Thirteen Taibao of Songshan and Yu Canghai had to do what he said when they met Lin Ping.
Although Xu Fat Zhu avoided Lin Pingzhi's sword, he did so hastily and with difficulty.
When Lin Pingzhi bounced back just now, as long as he added another sword, he might not be able to catch it.
So he actually said that he didn't want to listen to Lin Pingzhi?
Lin Pingzhi sneered, made a fierce look on purpose, and raised his sword intentionally or unintentionally.
But Xu Fat Pig had bounced back in an instant.
At that moment, his house was knocked open a big hole.
The fat pig had rushed out of the house and disappeared.
But he didn't leave without saying goodbye, because he left a word before leaving.
"Mr. Lin, I have always known one thing, that is, when I am afraid of someone, besides obediently listening to him, I can just walk away."
So he just walked away.
Lin Pingzhi saw the big hole in the house that Xu Feizhu had knocked open, and had no intention of pursuing it.
There was no disappointment in the expression on his face.
Because when Xu Fat Zhu ran out just now, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and he figured out one thing.
This incident has nothing to do with the disappearance of the escort, but it is the key to breaking the suspense.
Lin Pingzhi murmured: "It seems that it is not useless to come to see this fat pig."
...
Old Horse Inn, every time Lin Pingzhi sees the name of this inn, he can't help admiring how down-to-earth it is.
Especially when you see Lao Ma's horse face.
No one would have thought that such an honest person would have a cuckold.
Lao Ma's wife walks around the town every day in a beautiful way, hooking up with every man she has ever met.
Weird.
But Lin Pingzhi was already used to it. There were so many strange things in this small town. He would only feel abnormal if he met a normal person.
He searched in Qingfeng Town for three days, but he still couldn't find the child who sent the message.
I have seen almost everyone in the town, but I have never seen this child.
This child seems to be a fictional character, just to send a message to Li Fuquan, a disciple of the Beggar Clan, to reveal that the bodyguard was kidnapped.
And the people who kidnapped these escorts never gave Lin Pingzhi any clues.
More than a dozen bodyguards seemed to have evaporated from the world, without any sign of it.
What people do has meaning after all.
What is the purpose of the person who kidnapped the bodyguard?
Lin Pingzhi can only be sure of one thing, and those who have the ability to do it will definitely not do it for the purpose of robbing money.
His or their ultimate goal must be for Lin Pingzhi or the beggar gang behind the bodyguards.
But the strange thing is that they don't seem to have any follow-up means.
Lin Pingzhi felt a little headache, although he knew that this incident might have something to do with these strange things in the town.
But in the past three days, he carefully checked the weird people in the town, and found nothing suspicious.
So he went back to the old horse's inn.
He has been staying in this inn these days.Although this inn is simple, it is also clean and comfortable.
Although the food inside is not exquisite, it is still delicious.
This is the only comforting thing since he came to this small town.
He doesn't drink, so Lao Ma kindly made him a pot of good tea.
Lin Pingzhi drank his tea and said to the old horse, "Brother Ma, I might have to go back."
The old horse came over and diligently wiped the rice grains off the table for Lin Pingzhi, flattering him:
"Master Lin, are you in such a hurry to leave? The gold you gave me last time was enough to stay with me for ten years."
"Our Qingfeng Town can't do anything else, but the air is good and the scenery is good. You can live here forever."
"What's more, Mr. Lin, hey, don't blame me for talking too much. I saw your expression when you came back these few days. It seems that you haven't found the person you are looking for?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I didn't find it. But there's nothing I can do about it. I can't stay in this town all the time."
"My escort agency has just opened, and I have to take care of many things. I've been away for a few days, and I'm afraid that someone will come and cause trouble, so I have to go back and take a look."
The old horse nodded and said: "That is also a matter of no choice. When is the young master going to leave?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "After drinking this pot of tea, leave." After speaking, he drank the tea in his hand like drinking wine.
The old horse touched the teapot and said, "This pot of tea is a bit cold, let me make a new pot for Mr. Lin."
He walked to the counter, took out a teapot that had been washed, replaced it with tea leaves, and said, "It is said that people leave the tea to cool, but this is not the case in our small shop."
"The pot of tea before Mr. Lin left must be hot and freshly brewed, and it must be the best tea."
"Mr. Lin, have you seen this tea? The authentic Wuyi Mountain Dahongpao is for the emperor to drink. It came back from Fuzhou a few years ago. Only eight taels of tea cost 20 taels of silver."
"We can't provide good quality for the other things, but for this pot of tea, we drink the same as the emperor's second son!"
Lin Pingzhi smiled and said, "Brother Ma, it's so rare. I'm not talking about you. You are honest, but you are too stingy. You don't want to add more salt to your vegetables every day."
While making tea, the old horse said: "I am wronged, young master, I saw you are white and clean, and thought that your taste must be very light, so I dare not add more seasonings."
Lin Pingzhi was just teasing, so he brought out an extra teacup and said, "Brother Ma, let's drink tea together."
The hot boiling water is poured on the Dahongpao tea leaves, and a strong fragrance is produced at the moment of contact.
The old horse poured out the first brew, made the second pot of tea, poured it for Lin Pingzhi, and then poured himself a cup.
He was not afraid of being hot, so he took a sip of the tea and said, "This tea should be drunk while it's hot, and savor it carefully."
Lin Pingzhi said: "You taste it, you taste it carefully."
While talking, he also blew the tea in the cup to cool down and took a sip.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing that Lin Pingzhi wanted to inquire about a child, like everyone else in the town, the old man's expression changed.
He greeted the vicious dog and said, "Amao, we are going back."
The vicious dog, Amao, was doing homework with the she-wolf. Hearing the call from his master, he immediately pulled away, trembling uncontrollably, and came to his master, and the she-wolf hurriedly followed.
Lin Pingzhi said: "Old Zhang, why do you want to leave as soon as I ask about that child?"
The old Zhangtou said: "Is this dog I raise fierce?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Ferocious."
Old Zhang said: "Tell me, what will happen if someone is bitten by my dog?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Then at least a large piece of meat must be lost."
The vicious dog Amao had arrived at Lao Zhang's head and feet. He touched the dog's head and said, "So, if you want to play, young master, just play with my Amao."
"Even if he is a bit more aggressive, he will at most bite off a piece of your flesh when he bites."
"But if you play with pigs or children, if they go bad, it will kill you."
Lin Pingzhi said lightly: "Don't worry, many people have wanted my life, but they have no chance to kill others."
Lao Zhangtou looked at Lin Pingzhi as if he were a fool and said, "So you think that no one in Qingfeng Town can kill you."
Lin Pingzhi didn't speak anymore, but he obviously acquiesced to what the old man said.
At some point, the old Zhangtou took out a cigarette rod and smoked it. The cigarette in the rod rose straight up, as if there was some force pulling it.
Lin Pingzhi saw what he did, and said with a smile: "It's really not easy for a person to raise such a vicious dog."
Old Zhangtou said: "Young master, I'll take my leave. Goodbye——if I have the chance to see you again."
One person, one dog and one wolf turned and walked away.
Lin Pingzhi looked at the back of Zhangtou leaving, and murmured: "Dogs are already so unusual, pigs should be even more difficult to deal with."
...
Everyone in Qingfeng Town knows that there is a Xu Fat Pig in the town, but the town people have two opinions about this pig.
There is a saying that this fat pig is a silly fat man who is harmless to humans and animals.
No matter how anyone scolds and insults him, he will laugh and never get angry.
Once, Cui Er, an idiot in the town, threatened him with a butcher's knife that he wanted to butcher a pig. The knife cut his stomach, cut his skin, and bled.
Xu Fat Zhu just giggled and didn't even know how to hide.
Many people knew that Xu Fat Zhu was stupid and naive, and they came to bully him.
But he didn't seem to care, he didn't know how to resist and knew how to get angry, and he still smiled cheerfully all day long.
There is another saying that, for some reason, everyone who offends Xu Fat Zhu will always have an accident.
Either a day or two later, or ten days and a half months later, at most half a year later, something happened.
There are many kinds of accidents, and sometimes a broken fingernail is also called an accident.
The things that happen to those who offend Xu Fat Zhu are the biggest things.
Nothing but death.
The worst thing is that bastard Cui Er.
Their family has moved out of Qingfeng Town and lived a good life in a big house in Quanzhou City.
But just like that, three months later, their family was still rushed into the house by a group of Jiangyang thieves and killed them all.
People are creatures that are good at associating, and everyone in Qingfeng Town thinks of Cui Er offending Xu Fat Pig.
But no matter what, they didn't believe that these Jiangyang thieves had anything to do with Xu Fat Pig.
So they came to the conclusion that people are stupid and others are bullying.
Xu Fat Zhu was bullied so badly that God couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped him deal with those who bullied him.
At that time, people were superstitious, and as time passed, no one dared to bully Xu Fat Pig.
Xu Fat Pig lives carefree in the town, eating a pig every day——
He is just nicknamed Fat Pig, and he is not really related to pigs, so there is no taboo.
His people are getting fatter and fatter, even fatter than pigs.
One day he went out and fell down.
His whole body, like a ball, rolled from the east end of the village to the west end of the village.
But he himself was still laughing, smiling cheerfully.
It's a lot of fun to roll around like a rubber ball.
Of course, this thing is really fun, at least for those who saw it, they were amazed.
Of course, although the town is small, there are many things that happen every day, and there are also many surprising things.
After everyone laughed, they forgot about it.
They just remembered: no matter what the circumstances, don't mess with this fat pig Xu.
I don't know who spread this sentence, but after hearing this sentence, fewer people died in the town.
Lin Pingzhi asked about this from people along the way, and he decided to mess with this fat pig.
No way, he searched for a whole day, but couldn't find the child who sent the message.
Eleven bodyguards disappeared, and nine of them were disciples of the Clean Clothes School of the Beggar Gang.
The only clue is the child who sent the message.
But this child also seemed to have evaporated from the world. After asking many people, they all said that they had never seen this child.
A child who looks seven or eight years old with a childish face, speaks and acts like an adult.
Although such children are not rare, they are certainly not too many.
But Lin Pingzhi asked many people, and they all said that he had never seen such a child.
Could it be that there is no such a child in the town?
But the expressions of Lao Ma and his wife, Wang Youcai, and the expert he raised at home, Lao Zhangtou, were all wrong when they heard about this child.
Well, something is wrong, there is something wrong with this town from the inside out.
So Lin Pingzhi came to find someone who was wrong again. To be precise, he was a pig who was wrong.
When Lin Pingzhi saw Xu Fat Pig, he was eating a roast suckling pig.
A little suckling pig that looks about ten pounds looks like a chicken in Xu Fatty's hands.
Xu Feizhu stuffed the little suckling pig into his mouth, just like ordinary people eating little chickens.
He finished the suckling pig in three mouthfuls, drank the large glass of wine in front of him, and drank two more bowls of porridge.
Then he opened his mouth and said: "It's been a long time since no one came to see me."
Lin Pingzhi said: "The people who looked for you before are all dead?"
Xu Fat Zhu raised his head when he heard Lin Pingzhi's words, his expression changed slightly, as if he was surprised at Lin Pingzhi's youth.
He said indifferently: "Young master is not from this town."
Lin Pingzhi said: "You are not Xu Fat Pig either."
Xu Fat Pig said: "Oh? Why do you say that, Young Master?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I heard that Xu Fat Pig always smiles when he sees everyone. When you saw me, you talked too much but laughed too little."
When Xu Fat Pig heard what Lin Pingzhi said, he really laughed. He looked like a fat pig when he was not smiling, but he looked even more like a silly fat pig when he laughed.
He smiled and said, "Master, it's really interesting. Where can I find another fat pig like me? If I wasn't Xu Fat Pig, who else in Qingfeng Town could be Xu Fat Pig?"
Lin Pingzhi said, "It makes sense, he's so reasonable. But it seems that you killed all the people who really thought you were a fat pig and wanted to kill you?"
Xu Fat Pig was still laughing, as if he couldn't stop laughing, he said while laughing: "Young master is really good at joking, I haven't heard such a funny joke for a long time."
Lin Pingzhi also smiled and said: "It is said that most fat people like to laugh, because people who don't like to laugh don't grow fat."
"So I'm really joking with you, don't take it to heart."
Xu Fat Zhu patted his chest, which was bigger than a woman's, and said: "I am fat in everything, but my heart is too small to put things down. Don't worry, my lord, I will never worry about it."
Lin Pingzhi said: "That's good, that's good. Since you are Xu Fat Pig, I want to ask you a question."
Xu Fat Pig said: "What question does Mr. Lin want to ask?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I want to ask you, do you know about the disappearance of more than ten bodyguards from the Fuwei Bodyguard Bureau outside the town a few days ago?"
"If you don't know, I still want to ask you, do you know where a child is?"
Xu Fat Zhu rolled his eyes a couple of times when he heard this, his eyes were already very small, they were blocked by the fat on his face, and he could barely see them.
He said: "Young master, you have found the wrong person. I was able to go out before, and I know something about the town."
"But during this period of time, I ate too much and couldn't move anymore."
"A few days ago, I accidentally fell when I went out, and rolled from the east end of the village to the west end of the village. I was injured all over my body."
"Now I don't dare to go out anymore... I really don't know what the young master wants to ask."
"However, I've been losing weight recently. When I lose some weight, I can go out and help the young master to inquire about it."
Lin Pingzhi looked at the roast suckling pig in his hand, and said, "You eat so much for lunch, do you look like someone who wants to lose weight?"
Xu Fat Pig took another bite of the roasted pig, and said, "Master, you are wrong, if I only eat this little for lunch, won't I starve to death?"
"This is just a small snack before the meal, to pad the stomach."
Lin Pingzhi smiled bitterly and said, "It's really hard for you. In order to lose weight, I only eat a pig as a snack before meals."
"I don't know when you can successfully go out with your subtraction method?"
Xu Fat Pig said: "Young master, don't worry, it will be soon. I looked at my stomach today, and it has lost some meat."
Lin Pingzhi almost stamped his feet anxiously and said, "How can you still see your own belly like this?"
Of course Xu Fat Pig couldn't see his own stomach, so he felt that he had lost weight, but it was just an illusion.
Since he didn't lose weight, he couldn't go out and help Lin Pingzhi find out.
So the line is broken again here.
Of course, Xu Fat Pig had nothing to do with this matter.
Lin Pingzhi came to look for him, but he heard that this person was not easy to mess with.
Someone who is not easy to mess with means that this person is not a simple person.
Unsimple people may do extraordinary things.It is obviously not an easy thing to make more than ten escorts disappear from the world.
But after seeing Xu Fat Zhu, Lin Pingzhi believed it a little bit.
I believe this fat pig can hardly move a step.
Lin Pingzhi didn't believe that such a person could go out and kidnap the escort.
But believe it or not, Lin Pingzhi still wants to try.
The meaning of trying is to let Xu Fat Zhu try the evil sword technique.
It is a sword technique based on speed to ward off evil spirits.
It is an evil swordsmanship that can only reach the limit of the body when you are in the palace.
This evil sword technique is still very fast, Lin Pingzhi's movement is like a ghost.
No one has actually seen ghosts, so no one really knows what ghosts are like.
But anyone who has seen Lin Pingzhi's sword will feel that this is how the ghost's movements should be.
As fast as lightning and as fast as a meteor, the sword stabbed at Xu Fat Pig.
The fat pig couldn't even stand up, and there wasn't even a chair to support his weight.
So he was sitting on the floor, eating a suckling pig.
Lin Pingzhi's sword is the Chengying Sword. This sword cuts iron like clay and is extremely sharp.
With Lin Pingzhi's sword, stabbing such a fat man is really easier than killing a tied pig.
But Xu Fat Pig is not a pig after all.
When Lin Pingzhi's sword was about to pierce the fat on his body, he suddenly jumped up.
He was like a crystal ball, bouncing so high in an instant.
High enough to penetrate the roof.
Lin Pingzhi looked at Xu Feizhu falling from the air with an expression that showed he had known this before.
Xu Fat Pig fell back to the ground again, his body weighing hundreds of catties floated to the ground like cotton wool.
Lin Pingzhi smiled and said, "Brother Fat Pig, do you think this method I used will help you lose weight?"
"If you play like this a few times a day, you'll lose weight quickly."
Xu Fat Pig had already lost his smile, and said, "Young master suddenly drew his sword and stabbed me, as if he wanted to pierce my stomach, so he wanted to help me lose weight?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "It's not just about losing weight, I also want to let you know that you can go out without losing weight."
"Play it like you did just now, no matter how far away it is, just play it a few more times and you'll be there."
Xu Fat Pig understood a bit, and said, "If I don't play it myself, the young master will force me to play it with a sword all the time?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Yes, fortunately, I have always said that I can't treat you as a pig—how can a pig have an IQ like yours."
Xu Fat Pig said: "My lord must know the whereabouts of that child?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I just want to know the whereabouts of the bodyguard of my escort agency. That kid has something to do with this matter. I want to find him."
Xu Fat Pig said: "But from the beginning to the end, this matter doesn't seem to have anything to do with me at all."
"My lord is forcing me with a sword, asking me to help you find out the whereabouts of this kid, wouldn't it be unreasonable?"
Lin Pingzhi suddenly laughed too, and he said with a smile: "When have you ever seen a person who stabs a pig with a sword at the first sight of a disagreement be reasonable?"
This sentence is a rhetorical question.A reasonable person would never do that anyway.
Lin Pingzhi is obviously an unreasonable person.
In particular, he was a little impatient. This matter was too bizarre. According to the clues, he had no clue, so he had to be unreasonable.
Xu Feizhu said: "So you can't find the whereabouts of the bodyguards in your bodyguard agency, and you want to bully me, a fat pig, and ask me to help you find it?"
Lin Pingzhi didn't deny it, and that's exactly what he meant.
When a person is very irritable and has no other options, he will become very arrogant.
Lin Pingzhi said arrogantly: "I already understand that this town of yours is no ordinary town."
"The people in your town are not ordinary people."
"And the most unusual one is that kid, and the other is you, brother."
"So I've decided in my heart that we said that the disappearance is related to you."
Lin Pingzhi ignored the aggrieved expression on Xu Feizhu's face and continued: "If you want to get my new appointment, you have to prove to yourselves that this matter was not done by you."
"If you can't prove it, I can only regard you as the culprit, and my sword will stab you again at any time."
Xu Fat Pig sighed, and said: "Young master's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world, I have never seen such a fast swordsmanship in my life."
"I heard that there are also several masters in Putian South Shaolin Temple who know the Bodhidharma swordsmanship passed down by the old master Bodhidharma back then, but their swordsmanship is definitely not as fast as yours, young master."
"No matter who has sword skills like yours, young master, they can speak so capriciously."
Although this fat pig looks naive and silly, there is no doubt that he is much more understanding than most people.
Lin Pingzhi likes to talk to such transparent people,
Lin Pingzhi said: "Then Your Excellency is going to leave with me?"
Xu Feizhu said: "Let's go? Where to go?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "Go find the child who has the most relationship with this matter."
Xu Fat Pig said: "My lord misunderstood, what I meant just now was indeed that I was afraid of your swordsmanship."
"But I'm afraid of your swordsmanship, so I don't have to listen to your words."
Since Lin Pingzhi mastered the evil sword technique, it is indeed rare for him to dare not listen to his own words after seeing his own sword technique.
Even people like the Thirteen Taibao of Songshan and Yu Canghai had to do what he said when they met Lin Ping.
Although Xu Fat Zhu avoided Lin Pingzhi's sword, he did so hastily and with difficulty.
When Lin Pingzhi bounced back just now, as long as he added another sword, he might not be able to catch it.
So he actually said that he didn't want to listen to Lin Pingzhi?
Lin Pingzhi sneered, made a fierce look on purpose, and raised his sword intentionally or unintentionally.
But Xu Fat Pig had bounced back in an instant.
At that moment, his house was knocked open a big hole.
The fat pig had rushed out of the house and disappeared.
But he didn't leave without saying goodbye, because he left a word before leaving.
"Mr. Lin, I have always known one thing, that is, when I am afraid of someone, besides obediently listening to him, I can just walk away."
So he just walked away.
Lin Pingzhi saw the big hole in the house that Xu Feizhu had knocked open, and had no intention of pursuing it.
There was no disappointment in the expression on his face.
Because when Xu Fat Zhu ran out just now, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and he figured out one thing.
This incident has nothing to do with the disappearance of the escort, but it is the key to breaking the suspense.
Lin Pingzhi murmured: "It seems that it is not useless to come to see this fat pig."
...
Old Horse Inn, every time Lin Pingzhi sees the name of this inn, he can't help admiring how down-to-earth it is.
Especially when you see Lao Ma's horse face.
No one would have thought that such an honest person would have a cuckold.
Lao Ma's wife walks around the town every day in a beautiful way, hooking up with every man she has ever met.
Weird.
But Lin Pingzhi was already used to it. There were so many strange things in this small town. He would only feel abnormal if he met a normal person.
He searched in Qingfeng Town for three days, but he still couldn't find the child who sent the message.
I have seen almost everyone in the town, but I have never seen this child.
This child seems to be a fictional character, just to send a message to Li Fuquan, a disciple of the Beggar Clan, to reveal that the bodyguard was kidnapped.
And the people who kidnapped these escorts never gave Lin Pingzhi any clues.
More than a dozen bodyguards seemed to have evaporated from the world, without any sign of it.
What people do has meaning after all.
What is the purpose of the person who kidnapped the bodyguard?
Lin Pingzhi can only be sure of one thing, and those who have the ability to do it will definitely not do it for the purpose of robbing money.
His or their ultimate goal must be for Lin Pingzhi or the beggar gang behind the bodyguards.
But the strange thing is that they don't seem to have any follow-up means.
Lin Pingzhi felt a little headache, although he knew that this incident might have something to do with these strange things in the town.
But in the past three days, he carefully checked the weird people in the town, and found nothing suspicious.
So he went back to the old horse's inn.
He has been staying in this inn these days.Although this inn is simple, it is also clean and comfortable.
Although the food inside is not exquisite, it is still delicious.
This is the only comforting thing since he came to this small town.
He doesn't drink, so Lao Ma kindly made him a pot of good tea.
Lin Pingzhi drank his tea and said to the old horse, "Brother Ma, I might have to go back."
The old horse came over and diligently wiped the rice grains off the table for Lin Pingzhi, flattering him:
"Master Lin, are you in such a hurry to leave? The gold you gave me last time was enough to stay with me for ten years."
"Our Qingfeng Town can't do anything else, but the air is good and the scenery is good. You can live here forever."
"What's more, Mr. Lin, hey, don't blame me for talking too much. I saw your expression when you came back these few days. It seems that you haven't found the person you are looking for?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "I didn't find it. But there's nothing I can do about it. I can't stay in this town all the time."
"My escort agency has just opened, and I have to take care of many things. I've been away for a few days, and I'm afraid that someone will come and cause trouble, so I have to go back and take a look."
The old horse nodded and said: "That is also a matter of no choice. When is the young master going to leave?"
Lin Pingzhi said: "After drinking this pot of tea, leave." After speaking, he drank the tea in his hand like drinking wine.
The old horse touched the teapot and said, "This pot of tea is a bit cold, let me make a new pot for Mr. Lin."
He walked to the counter, took out a teapot that had been washed, replaced it with tea leaves, and said, "It is said that people leave the tea to cool, but this is not the case in our small shop."
"The pot of tea before Mr. Lin left must be hot and freshly brewed, and it must be the best tea."
"Mr. Lin, have you seen this tea? The authentic Wuyi Mountain Dahongpao is for the emperor to drink. It came back from Fuzhou a few years ago. Only eight taels of tea cost 20 taels of silver."
"We can't provide good quality for the other things, but for this pot of tea, we drink the same as the emperor's second son!"
Lin Pingzhi smiled and said, "Brother Ma, it's so rare. I'm not talking about you. You are honest, but you are too stingy. You don't want to add more salt to your vegetables every day."
While making tea, the old horse said: "I am wronged, young master, I saw you are white and clean, and thought that your taste must be very light, so I dare not add more seasonings."
Lin Pingzhi was just teasing, so he brought out an extra teacup and said, "Brother Ma, let's drink tea together."
The hot boiling water is poured on the Dahongpao tea leaves, and a strong fragrance is produced at the moment of contact.
The old horse poured out the first brew, made the second pot of tea, poured it for Lin Pingzhi, and then poured himself a cup.
He was not afraid of being hot, so he took a sip of the tea and said, "This tea should be drunk while it's hot, and savor it carefully."
Lin Pingzhi said: "You taste it, you taste it carefully."
While talking, he also blew the tea in the cup to cool down and took a sip.
(End of this chapter)
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