i'm not weird

Chapter 236 It's Really Disgusting
'Di Di Di'

The watch on Gu Qingjiu's left wrist rang, and Chi Chen outside the prison called him.

"Hello? Mr. Chi, what's going on?" After Gu Qingjiu got through, he didn't shy away and asked directly.

"I just heard in the camera that the tauren seems to want to tell you the strategic layout of the weird side?" Chi Chen asked on the other side of the call.

"Ah! That's right, that's what the tauren really said." Gu Qingjiu nodded and said, by the way, he also glanced at the tauren.

"Master Chi!" The tauren looked at Gu Qingjiu and looked at it, and it also heard the conversation between Gu Qingjiu and Chi Chen, and immediately shouted, "Please! As long as you don't let him kill me, don't talk about the strategic layout plan, just Even what kind of weirdness are those more than 100 SS-level monsters, I will tell you everything!"

"Ah?" Chi Chen didn't seem to hear it, he pretended to be surprised and asked, "I seemed to hear the tauren shouting just now, what did it say?"

The tauren heard it, and it immediately repeated what it had just said, this time it was even more flustered.

It knew that if Chi Chen didn't agree this time, then it must be in danger.

"Oh! I heard it clearly this time!" Chi Chen laughed and said, "What's wrong? Tauren, weren't you very backbone and arrogant before? Didn't it matter what you say? Even if you are killed, you It doesn't matter. Why, it has become like this now! What about your arrogance in your bones? What about your death-rather-than-yielding backbone? Was it thrown into the Milky Way by you?"

"Hehehe...Sorry, sorry, Master Chi, I couldn't see the situation clearly at that time! And I must have lost my mind at that time to say such things to you." The tauren immediately apologized, and it was obvious , it spent a lot of money just to survive.

"Gu Qingjiu, please satisfy it!" Hearing the tauren's humble tone, Chi Chen sneered and said, "For this kind of weirdness, it is unwilling to reason with it. Now I am going to talk to it about fists! Now talk about it. It's a fist, and it's going to reason with me again, it's strange if you say this."

"It's not strange, it's not strange." Gu Qingjiu has seen this kind of thing a lot, and he replied naturally, "Now the weirdness doesn't seem weird anymore, they are all more human than human! The praise of human beings is courage but at the same time... the corruption of mankind begins the moment it kneels down."

"What you said is also reasonable, Gu Qingjiu, it seems that you have not left in vain all these years!" Chi Chen said with a smile.

"Master Chi taught it well!" Gu Qingjiu replied.

Afterwards, Chi Chen hung up the call with Gu Qingjiu.

Gu Qingjiu lowered his hands and looked at the tauren, who sat on the ground.

"Tell me, what do you know, you can tell me everything." Gu Qingjiu looked at the tauren and asked, and he took out a pen and paper from his uniform pocket by the way.

The tauren was silent for a moment before it carefully looked at Gu Qingjiu and asked, "Investigator Gu Qingjiu, you won't silence me after I've said those things, will you?"

It can't help but be careless, after all, this kind of situation is not unprecedented for Weird.

"There are so many worries. In fact, for me personally, it doesn't matter if you eat or not. Anyway, I am only a matter of getting away from the legendary investigator." Gu Qingjiu shook his head slightly and said, "Eating you just speeds up my journey." It’s just the speed of getting into it, on the contrary, if I don’t eat you, my foundation will be more solid.”

The tauren thought for a while calmly, and then said: "After all, there is no other way, I can only choose to trust you."

"We have a total of more than 100 SS-level monsters on our weird side, but this is just an exaggeration, and only eighty of them can be called..."

The tauren narrated and Gu Qingjiu recorded.

Occasionally, Gu Qingjiu would ask the tauren some questions back, he wanted to make sure that everything the tauren said was correct.

The two had been talking for more than three hours. Even so, the tauren still did not reveal the strategic layout.

In front of the picture transmitted by the camera, Chi Chen and He Ning sat here for more than three hours.

If the tauren wanted to talk about the strategic layout, Chi Chen and He Ning couldn't help but be careless.

They want to analyze whether what the tauren said is correct.

Because things like right and wrong are really not a joke for the Weird Investigation Bureau.

It's okay if the tauren said it was correct, then Chi Chen and He Ning could arrange tactics according to what the tauren said.

But if the tauren hides some information, the tactical team sent out at that time may be directly killed by the hidden information.

"Unexpectedly, Gu Qingjiu gave us such a big surprise as soon as he came back!" He Ning looked at the screen and laughed, "But I can't figure out why the tauren, who is not afraid of anything, is afraid of Gu Qingjiu. Is there something on Gu Qingjiu that is particularly frightening to the tauren?"

"He Ning, you still underestimated Gu Qingjiu." As the person who knows Gu Qingjiu best, Chi Chen said directly, "You have to know that I, Chi Chen, can be regarded as the captain of the task force in the old Weird Investigation Bureau. .”

"Ah, I know that, you were the captain of the Manifest Destiny task force before! Why, does this have something to do with Gu Qingjiu?" He Ning asked, a little unaware of the special nature of the Manifest Destiny task force.

"Of course it has a relationship, and there is a very big relationship!" Chi Chen said directly, "All the members recruited by the Manifest Destiny Task Force must be investigators who have suffered from cancer! And these cancers cannot be ordinary cancers, they must be A cancer that can greatly enhance the strength of investigators! This is why the Manifest Destiny task force ranks among the top among many task forces."

"The cancer that Gu Qingjiu suffers from is a kind of cancer called 'gluttonous'. This kind of cancer will make him constantly devour weirdness and acquire weird abilities, but this kind of cancer has also greatly reduced his ability. lifespan! But it doesn’t matter now, he has already obtained the legacy of the first captain of the Manifest Destiny Task Force, so the so-called reduced lifespan is no longer a problem for him!”

Listening to Chi Chen's words, He Ning's mind was constantly spinning.

"That is to say... the tauren is not afraid of Gu Qingjiu, but the gluttonous cancer cells in his body?" He Ning asked.

"If you understand it that way, it's okay!" Chi Chen nodded and replied, "Gluttonous cancer cells are a weird nemesis, but I don't know how far Gu Qingjiu's yin and yang combination practice has reached. After swallowing an invisible soul, he can still This tauren cannot be devoured."

"?" He Ning looked puzzled.

"According to what you said, it seems that you are not going to let this tauren live?"

Chi Chen laughed, and he glanced at He Ning.

"Don't you like to let a good SS-level monster live? Our Weird Investigation Bureau has been fighting with this group of monsters. If you want it to live, doesn't it make me look cheap?"

"Hahahahaha! Hey, it's still your Master Chi's Yin! This tauren must have never thought that even if he handed over all the trays, his death has come to an end!" He Ning patted Chi Chen on the shoulder and said.

"It's as if you're not yin." Chi Chen gave He Ning a look.

"Ai ai ai, don't confuse me with you, okay? I'm not as dark as you." He Ning waved his hand and said.

……

In the prison, Gu Qingjiu talked with the tauren for a long time.

Gu Qingjiu recorded what the Tauren said without fail.

"That's all? Nothing else?" Gu Qingjiu asked again, he wanted to make sure that the tauren had finished talking.

"It's gone, it's all here." The tauren nodded quickly.

After talking for almost a day, the tauren has clearly figured out who Gu Qingjiu is, and now it doesn't dare to disobey Gu Qingjiu.

"I hope so, otherwise...hehehe." Gu Qingjiu didn't say it outright, but the tauren saw the killing intent in his eyes.

"Aren't you relieved that I am a Tauren investigator, Gu Qingjiu? When have I ever lied to you!" The Tauren said while shaking the thick stone chain, patting his chest.

"If you lied to me, are you still sitting here?" Gu Qingjiu said coldly, and he patted his belly, "You have already entered my stomach!"

The tauren was terrified for a while.

Gu Qingjiu stood up and knocked on the prison door, which opened immediately.

Chi Chen and He Ning had been standing outside for a long time, and what they were waiting for was this moment.

"Master Chi, Master He, please see if what the tauren said is correct! If it is incorrect, I will ask again!" Gu Qingjiu handed the information recorded in his hand to Chi Chen and He Ning, and he said .

Chi Chen took the information recorded in Gu Qingjiu's hand, read it for a while and compared it with the memory in his own head, then nodded with a smile and said: "Most of what is said is correct, and a few words are correct. I have to take it back and study it again.”

"Then why don't I ask again, anyway, the tauren can't escape." Gu Qingjiu said.

"No need, even if this small part of the information is wrong, it's harmless." Chi Chen waved his hand and said, "As for the tauren, you can do whatever you want."

"That's what you said." Gu Qingjiu snapped his fingers, "Just wait for my good news! Master Chi, senior investigators go in, and legendary investigators come out!"

"Okay, okay, the legendary investigator comes out!" Chi Chen said helplessly.

Gu Qingjiu talked with the two of them for a while before turning around and entering the prison.

Chi Chen and He Ning took the record and left the prison gate.

The prison door closed slowly, Gu Qingjiu stood behind the prison door, took out a pair of latex gloves and put them on her hands.

"SS-rank weird tauren, I wonder what surprise you will bring me this time? Hahahahaha..."

Gu Qingjiu smiled and walked inside.

……

Chi Chen and He Ning took the materials and came to the war room at the headquarters of the New Weird Investigation Bureau.

Besides the two of them, there are three legendary investigators from the sealed land.

These three legendary investigators either played well with Chi Chen or He Ning.

"Oh, Master Chi, you're back? Is there any good news from the Tauren?" A legendary investigator asked.

"I heard that Gu Qingjiu is back this time. As soon as Gu Qingjiu comes back, Mr. Chi, you are like a rat smelling fishy smell. Why, did Gu Qingjiu bring any good news?"

"Master He, what happened to blow your big Buddha here."

The tones of the three legendary investigators were different, but they all stared at Chi Chen and He Ning, waiting for them to report the good news.

Although these three legendary investigators are also members of the war room, in fact most of the command operations are completed by He Ning alone, and only a small part will be distributed to these three.

Therefore, these three people are just the mascots in the war room.

"It must be a good thing this time, needless to say, and I need to trouble the three of you to do something for me." Chi Chen sat down on the main seat, and he said while looking at the three legendary investigators.

"Master Chi, your business is our business! Just say it! If you can't do it, just cut off my head!"

"That's right! Master Chi, just tell me, although we rough men don't have the brains to command the army, but we can carry out the task of beheading! Not to mention one SS-level monster, even four or five, in front of me It's just as simple as finding something out of a bag!"

"..."

The three legendary investigators expressed their opinions, and they seemed very excited.

Indeed, this is also impossible.

For the Weird Investigation Bureau, it is normal to lack military talents.

That's why Chi Chen and He Ning found these three people to replace them. They didn't expect that these three people were also rough men, who didn't even know the art of war, so they could only lead a special team to execute the beheading mission.

So far, among the SS-level monsters killed by the New Weird Investigation Bureau, five of them were killed by these three people.

Chi Chen spread out the information, and he said to the three legendary investigators: "Xiao Du, I need you to go to this place!"

Chi Chen pointed a word.

Xiao Du poked his head out, glanced at it, and asked suspiciously: "What? Master Chi, you want me to go to the mass burial world? Are you sure? This place is a place where birds don't shit! I personally think that there is a high probability that the weirdness is not there. here……"

"No! According to my information, the weirdness is not only here, their base is also very hidden! Ordinary legendary investigators will definitely not find it here! But Xiao Du, you are different! Your skills specialize For looking for weirdness, if you go, you will be able to find out where they are [-]%! Then you can draw a map of the mass burial world for me, I need it!" Chi Chen said in a deep voice.

Listening to Chi Chen's tone, Xiao Du probably knew the critical nature of the matter, and he immediately replied: "I promise to complete the mission!"

"Then what about me?" Xiao Kuang, one of the three legendary investigators, stood up and approached Chi Chen and asked, "Xiao Du already has missions, so it's impossible for me not to have missions!"

Chi Chen chuckled, and replied, "Yes, yes, yes!"

With that said, Chi Chen raised his finger and pointed to a word on the document.

"Little Kuang, you go to this place!"

Xiao Kuang leaned his head closer and saw that it was not elsewhere, but the Beta World next to the Alpha World.

"Beta World?" Xiao Kuang's complexion changed slightly, and he said, "I remember that the Beta World seems to have been occupied by weirdness. Is there any weirdness in this place?"

"It's nothing weird, it's just that the beta world is really a very important place for us. I can even say that as long as we win the beta world, we can advance, attack, retreat, and defend, and there will be more We are not afraid of weirdness!" Chi Chen said calmly.

"Of course you have to entrust this kind of task to me!" Xiao Kuang patted his chest, "Don't worry! Master Chi, just wait for my good news! I, Xiao Kuang, will surely win!"

"I hope so!" Chi Chen said with a smile.

The last legendary investigator stood up, looking at Chi Chen and He Ning.

"Master Chi, Lord He, I don't ask for any task of annihilating SS-level monsters, but I have a request. My task must be harder than that of Xiao Du and Xiao Kuang!" He said in a deep voice.

"Why?" Xiao Du patted the table.

"That's right! Why? Just because you are tall and powerful? Brother, I'm not bragging. Among the legendary investigators, brother, I can be regarded as relatively high! So of course the most difficult task is my task, you just It’s fine to just take on some other tasks, it’s not necessary! Do you understand?” Xiao Kuang said with a wave of his hand.

Among the three legendary investigators, Xiao Kuang was indeed ranked the highest.

"Of course I am strong because of my strength! Xiao Kuang, don't think that you are very powerful just because you are ranked high! To be honest, in my place, except for Senior Arnold, who can suppress me steadily, others... that's all. !" Xiao Lin said coldly.

"Hehehe, Xiao Lin, don't talk big, understand? Whether you can beat me is still a question, and you dare to compare yourself to Senior Arnold, it's funny!" Xiao Kuang said.

"Then do you want to fight?" Xiao Lin looked at Xiao Kuang, with fighting intent in his eyes.

"Who is afraid of whoever you hit?" Xiao Kuang also stepped forward, looking at Xiao Lin and said.

'Boom! '

"What are you fighting for? Calling back and forth every day, can you have some brains!" He Ning slapped the table and shouted loudly, "Xiao Lin, come here and get the task!"

This slap was really dignified, and it directly silenced the voices of Xiao Kuang and Xiao Lin.

Xiao Lin gave Xiao Kuang a provocative look, and came to Chi Chen's side.

"Xiao Lin, your task is to help me get rid of the SS-level weird anger located here!" Chi Chen pointed to the words on the information and said.

"Angry?" A smile appeared on Xiao Lin's face, "Don't worry! Master Chi, isn't it just an Anger! Killing it is as easy as turning your palm!"

"Don't be careless, there is not only an SS-level monster in anger! Only after you kill anger can we be qualified to take down the stronghold here!" Chi Chen said in a deep voice.

"Don't worry, don't worry! Master Chi, just put 1 hearts in your heart! When will I miss it!" Xiao Lin patted his chest and said.

"I'm afraid that you will be killed by anger, and then ruin the plan of our Weird Investigation Bureau!" Xiao Kuang was yelling next to him.

"Haha, you can only be the one who wants to ruin the plan! As for me...those SS-level weirdos looked at me and couldn't even run away, so how could they have the right to fight me." Xiao Lin tidied up his investigator uniform and said in a deep voice. said.

"It's good to talk big now, and when the time comes, whoever pees his pants first will be a little embarrassed!" Xiao Kuang also imitated Xiao Lin and tidied up his investigator uniform, saying.

Xiao Lin decided not to pay any attention to this little Kuang, he turned and left the war room.

Now that he has received the mission, it is impossible for him to stay in the war room again.

And he couldn't get used to Xiao Kuang's face, so stay away as soon as possible.

Xiao Kuang looked at the back of Xiao Lin leaving the war room, and he couldn't sit still. Anyway, compared to Xiao Lin, he must not be able to complete the task later than Xiao Lin, otherwise he would have expressed that Xiao Lin is better than him.

Watching the two leave one after another, and they didn't say hello to Chi Chen and He Ning, Xiao Du smiled helplessly.

"Master Chi, Master He, I'm leaving first!" Xiao Du said to Chi Chen and He Ning, clasping his fists.

"Go! Ensure your own safety first." Chi Chen said with a smile.

"Yes! Lord Chi!"

Xiao Du also left the war room.

For a while, the war room was a little deserted.

Chi Chen looked at the information on the table, and He Ning sat beside Chi Chen.

"Master Chi, do you think these three people can complete the task?" He Ning asked, looking at the appearance of these three people, he seemed a little not convinced that they could complete the task.

"Don't worry! These three are all good men from the Weird Investigation Bureau. They will definitely be able to complete the mission!" Chi Chen said with a smile, "As far as I know, the mission completion rate of the three of them is [-]%!"

"Oh, I don't know why, but my heart is always in a panic! Personally, I think it's very likely that the three of them will leave here, which is very likely to be bad luck!" He Ning said helplessly shaking his head.

"If it's true as you said, there's nothing you can do about it. Life and death depend on life and wealth! It can only be said that they are not good at learning!" Chi Chen said, he was still studying the accuracy of the information carefully.

He Ning was always worried, and he admired Chi Chen's ability to think very calmly.

"Master Chi, I can't help it! I really can't calm down, I'll go to the tauren's prison first!" He Ning got up, said something to Chi Chen, and left the war room directly.

"Go, go! Looking at you, you can't calm down!" Chi Chen chuckled.

Now in the war room, he is the only one left who is still studying the accuracy of the data.

Chi Chen studied for a while, his fingers kept on the mass burial world.

"But this doesn't match the information we got!" Chi Chen's face was a little dignified, "If it's true as the Tauren said, then this place must be hiding a top SS-level monster from the weird side, but based on the information we got, It is said that there are no birds in the world of mass burials, and the weirdness can't bear the smell there, how did they get in."

"No! I must understand this problem, otherwise Xiao Du may be ambushed by weirdness!"

"The tauren is really disgusting, you still want to fuck me before you die! Heh... But you can still play your due role, and become the nourishment in Gu Qingjiu's stomach, which is worthy of your title of tauren. "

(End of this chapter)