i'm not weird

Chapter 287 What happened 3000 years ago: The establishment of the weird world (1)

This is the story of the legendary investigator Su Bingwen and the "hell demon" goatman in the weird world 3000 years ago.

3000 years ago, the fairy world.

The fairy world is one of the three-dimensional worlds. It can be said to be a very powerful mysterious side world.

The aboriginal people of this world practice something called "immortal magic" and "magic".

Relying on this kind of practice, the strength of the aborigines in the fairy world is increasing day by day, and many people whose strength is comparable to legendary investigators and SS-level weirdness have been born.

Su Bingwen is a legendary investigator and SS-level eccentric figure in the fairy world. Of course, his name in the fairy world is respected as "Emperor Wen", a title that is very elegant and suitable for him.

He joined the Weird Investigation Bureau when he was 13 years old, and he can be regarded as a very young group of investigators.

He is very powerful, and it took only 200 years to reach the level of a senior investigator.

It then took another 3000 years to polish it, and finally it came to pass and he broke through the legendary investigator.

As soon as he broke through, his strength remained high, ranking among the top few legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau.

The Weird Investigation Bureau in that era was not like it is now, and there were not many legendary investigators.

At that time, the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau had at least 1000 people, and the lowest number never fell below 1000. This was also the most glorious era of the Weird Investigation Bureau.

None of the four title-level legendary investigators disappeared, plus Arnold, Su Bingwen and other top-ranked investigators among the legendary investigators.

The Bureau of Oddity Investigation at the time was unbeatable.

At that time, the so-called Weird Realm had not yet been established, and countless weirdnesses were worried and feared every day, fearing that the Weird Investigation Bureau would drive them out.

Among them, a "Hell Demon" belonging to the weird world was dissatisfied with the Monster Investigation Bureau's wanton killing of monsters. Among them, an SSS-level monster who called himself "Devil" raised a flag of rebellion against the Monster Investigation Bureau on the spot. .

As soon as this flag came out, weird clouds from all the heavens and myriad worlds responded, and it was at this time that the "weird world" that shook the ancient and modern was born out of nowhere.

The immortal Alexei Stukov is also proficient in the so-called "divination art", and he even made a special prediction for this purpose.

After this hexagram, the immortal Alexei Stukov could not retreat, and before retreating, he gave the legendary investigator Su Bingwen a death order, that is, "In any case, this man who raised the flag of rebellion must be killed." The demon god was crushed to death in his infancy!"
For this order, Su Bingwen gathered his best brothers in the Weird Investigation Bureau at that time.

Among them was Arnold, who had half stepped into the title-level legendary investigator.

This task force composed of more than 300 legendary investigators is the "Code Enforcement" task force of the Bureau of Weird Investigations.

While "Code Enforcement" isn't as good as it used to be today, it's still one of the best task forces in the Bureau of Oddities.

The "Code Enforcement" task force has Arnold as the captain, Su Bingwen as the deputy captain, and more than 300 legendary investigators. They took away the most powerful equipment from the Weird Investigation Bureau at that time, and raised the flag against the SSS-level weird demon god " "Hell Devil" is also the center of "Weird Realm".

The SSS-level monster demon god was not to be outdone, and immediately dispatched more than 20 SS-level monsters who were the most powerful "hell demons" at that time, including sheep-headed men, pig-headed men, and kobolds.

The tauren is also among them.

The real name of the sheep-headed man is not called the sheep-headed man. Its name is the same as that SSS-level weird Satan, also called "Satan".

It's just that this sheep-headed man doesn't have the power of SSS-level weird Satan, it is much weaker than Satan.

"Hell Devil", the center of "Weird Realm", is on the eve of the expedition.

"Hell Demon" is a barren land, and the red soil represents this place full of endless killing.

Above this place, a large flag stood there.

Under the big banner, countless tents were lit with yellow lights, and those weird people in the tents drank together in a trance, ate human beings who had been looted from nowhere, and chatted happily.

They seemed to have found their backbone, and the presumptuous atmosphere made the SSS-level weird demon god who raised the banner a little worried.

Outside the tent at this time, more than 20 monsters, including SSS-level weird demon gods and SS-level weird sheep-headed men, kobolds, tauren, and pig-headed men, stood on the red dirt land.

"You are all the monsters in this land of hell demons who make most monsters and humans fearful. You are also the most valued confidant of my Demon God." The Demon God turned his back to these SS-level monsters and said in a deep voice, "Since the birth of our monsters, We are at a natural disadvantage. The Secret Investigation Bureau established by humans has the idea of ​​exterminating all our secrets. As an SSS-level secret, I cannot accept this situation of being at the mercy of others! So I want to tell you, I will not fight this battle. I will retreat, and I will definitely go head-to-head with the Weird Investigation Bureau! Even if I am the only SSS-level weirdo on the weird side, if you are afraid, you can choose to quit now, and I will not hold you accountable."

What is the weirdness, most of them are creatures with their heads tied around their waists and blood licking on the tip of their knives.

Facing the words of the SSS-level weird demon god, not only did none of them quit, on the contrary, the sheep-headed man stood up and said.

"Master Demon God, please don't persuade us. Since we have raised this banner with you, we will not back down! Even if all the legendary investigators from the Weird Investigation Bureau are dispatched for this battle, we will not back down. They humans often say: The shroud of horse leather is the glory of the soldier. So I, the sheep-headed man, want to try it today, what kind of feeling this so-called soldier's glory brings us. "

"The sheep-headed man is right, since we have joined this banner, we will not back down! Not to mention that kid in my family wants to see his father become a hero in hell demons!" The tauren laughed said, with a doting expression on its face.

"Lao Niu, did that kid in your family ever get married? Why don't I marry my daughter to your kid?" The pig-headed man laughed and said.

"Go, go, your daughter born from a pig looks good with a hammer! She's so fat that my kid won't look at a pig." The tauren jokingly said as he drove away the pig-headed man.

With a hurt expression on his face, the pig-headed man took out a silk scarf from somewhere to cover his pig's face, and then cried and said, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! A pig!"

"Alas!"

Goosebumps appeared on the weird skins of the SS-ranks present, and they really had a problem with what the pig-headed man said.

For a while, the dull atmosphere here was broken by the tauren and the pig-headed man.

Looking at these confidantes of his, the Demon God felt like watching a child grow up.

"Okay, don't do these ridiculous moves anymore." The Demon God shouted with a smile.

The more than 20 SS-level monsters immediately looked at the demon god, and even the pig-headed man put away the silk scarf.

"Hell Demon recently intercepted a piece of information from the Weird Investigation Bureau, and sacrificed three thousand of our A-level weird and one thousand S-level weird brothers to get this piece of information. I hope that after listening to this piece of information, you will Don't be afraid." The demon always spoke straightforwardly, and its words made the dullness that had just been broken reappear again.

"Don't worry, Demon God. Fear will not appear in my sheep-headed man." The sheep-headed man said.

"I'm so brave, fear won't show up here!" the kobold said without any panic.

"My old pig knows a little bit about everything, but I just don't know what fear is." The pig-headed man said with a sneer, "Those weird things that can make you fearful will not become your confidant, Lord Demon God."

Listening to the words of his confidantes, the demon god also adjusted his mentality, and slowly described the information intercepted from the Weird Investigation Bureau.

When the demon god finished speaking, a faint black mist appeared on the faces of the more than 20 SS-level weird faces.

There is no way, the tone of the demon god has already indicated that it is almost impossible for Weird to win.

Those are more than 300 legendary investigators, not more than 300 pigs!

Even if there are more than 300 pigs, they are still more than 300 pigs of the pig-headed level.

Not to mention the sheep-headed men, even the demon god would have to weigh his own weight when facing more than 300 pig-headed men to see if he was qualified to face these more than 300 pig-headed men.

"Why, are you afraid?" The sheep-headed man said with a sneer, "What about the ambition just now? What about the arrogance that claimed to be invincible just now? Just listening to more than 300 legendary investigators, you are afraid of becoming this If you don’t look good, then why do you still join this big flag? Why don’t you just go back and hold your baby!”

"Who is afraid? Don't slander and spread rumors." The bird-headed man hiding among the more than 20 weirdos said coldly, "There is nothing in this world that my bird-headed man is afraid of. Of course, I don't know if they are afraid or not." Lord Demon God, let me be the vanguard this time, okay?"

The bird-headed man looked at the demon.

The Demon God hesitated, there were more than 300 legendary investigators, and it was really reluctant to let the bird-headed monster face the more than 300 legendary investigators with an SS monster.

Because once it nods, it means that the bird head man will definitely die on this trip!
"Master Demon God, you don't have to think about such things for so long!" The bird-headed man tried his best not to be so cold in his tone, "I remember a human saying that is heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather, That is all my own choice! Now I implore Lord Demon God to give me this opportunity! I want to prove myself, I want to tell those weird people who once regarded me as dung, that I, the bird-headed man, was never a coward."

The Demon God looked at the bird head man for a long time, and finally nodded and said: "In this case, then you should be the pioneer! Remember, if you are really invincible, then return immediately! I will be very happy if one of the more than 300 legendary investigators dies!" Happy, but I will be very sad if one of you dies, understand?"

"Lord Demon God, please bear this in mind, bird-headed man!"

The bird-headed man knelt down on one knee towards the demon god. After it finished worshiping, it immediately disappeared on the red land of "hell demon".

The goatman's eyes were serious, and it took a deep breath.

"The bird-headed man is indeed a role model for our generation, how can we lag behind it." The sheep-headed man said with a smile, and then it knelt down on one knee in front of the demon god.

"Master Demon God, the bird-headed man is not afraid of death, and I, the sheep-headed man, are even less afraid of death! I implore the Demon God Master to allow me to be the vanguard and to fight against the bird-headed man. When the time comes, he can support me and I can support him. , there is no risk of being surrounded." The sheep-headed man said in a deep voice.

The demon god was even more troubled. The reason why he agreed to the bird-headed man was because although the bird-headed man's strength was not in the forefront among the more than 20 weirdos, his speed was comparable to that of the golden-winged roc.

It was precisely because of the bird's head man's extremely fast speed that it reluctantly agreed to the bird's head man's request.

The Weird Investigation Bureau always slanders Weird as being emotionless, but only Weird knows that they are almost no different from humans, except that Weird and human beings, natural enemies, can never become companions.

Otherwise, who wants to fight.

"This matter will be discussed later." The demon god waved his hand and said, obviously he didn't want the sheep-headed man to take this risk.

Unexpectedly, the sheep-headed man didn't stand up, it still knelt on one knee and said in a deep voice: "Master Demon God, please think again! If this first battle can't fight the aura of our hell demons, then the weirdness we have established After all, those weirdos who joined our weird world are not elites, on the contrary, they are just a bunch of grass! If we let them see that we have no way to fight back against the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau power, then this war will end with our defeat!"

What the sheep-headed man said also made sense.

The demon god pondered for a moment, it stroked its chin, and before it could speak, those weirdness came to operate again.

"Master Demon God, please think again!"

The remaining 20 or so SS-level monsters immediately knelt on one knee and shouted at the demon god.

The demon god was a little confused for a while, looked at his confidantes, took a deep breath, and asked, "Are you trying to force the palace?"

"Don't dare, we just want to tell Lord Demon God that the Weird Investigation Bureau can afford to lose this war, but we can't afford to lose in the weird world! Except for the weirdness of our hell demons, there are so many weirdnesses in the heavens and myriad worlds. Look at us, if we lose! Then it means that Weiwei has no power to fight back against the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau, and us weirdos will be endlessly hunted down by the Weird Investigation Bureau! No one We are in a safe place, so we cannot be defeated!" The sheep-headed man replied immediately.

"Master Demon God, we can't be defeated!" The more than 20 SS-level monsters immediately echoed.

"But there are more than 300 legendary investigators sent by the Weird Investigation Bureau. If you go, it will be like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger." The board decides.

"How about this, you can go, but you can't easily attack the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau, you must pass back the information, and I think you can do it when the time comes." Demon God said calmly, "As long as you agree to this condition, I will agree to your request to become a sub-vanguard."

"Thank you Lord Demon God!"

"Thank you Lord Demon God!"

"We will take the words of Lord Demon God to heart! Lord Demon God, don't worry!"

"We will take the words of Lord Demon God to heart! Lord Demon God, don't worry!"

When the sheep-headed man said a word, the more than 20 SS-level monsters followed up.

Seeing that his confidants were so obedient, the Demon God nodded slightly.

After saying these words, the sheep-headed man took the lead in leaving the red earth of the "Hell Demon".

Immediately afterwards, one after another, SS-level monsters left the red soil continent of "Hell Demon".

It didn't let out a long breath until these cronies of the demon god left the red earth continent of the "hell demon".

"This battle is only allowed to win but not to lose. Do you think I don't know? The group of weirdos in the Cthulhu world are in their own way, and they will not lend a helping hand, especially the SSS monster in the Cthulhu world. It’s just that I’m not pleasing to the eye! Now I’m holding high the banner of the weird world. Although it won’t directly say that it’s impossible to succeed, it will also trip me up secretly! And the only weirdness I can trust is you These 20 people, do you think I can let you face those 300 legendary investigators directly?"

The demon god said to himself, it looked up at the starry sky beyond the "hell demon" red earth continent, where more than 20 SS-level monsters such as goatmen, tauren, pig-headed people, and kobolds were crossing the void.

"All the weirdos are waiting to see the jokes of our hell demons, but their vision is doomed that they are not worthy of joining the weird world! A united weird group and a scattered weird group, often only the former can threaten the Weird Investigation Bureau. "

"I have been familiar with the history of mankind. In this history, there is a hegemonic empire. Its races are mixed. Black, yellow and white are included in this empire. Among them, the black and yellow races receive very few educational resources, and the white race This hegemonic empire is supreme. There was once a leader among the black race, and the black race he led once made the white race of the hegemonic empire terrified. Although I have long forgotten his name, I believe he will Be engraved in the long river of human history."

"Martin... King, is that the name?"

The demon god talked to himself for a long time, and it even started to complain about those weirdos who didn't join the weird world.

From human history to weird history, from human unity to weird scatter, I don't know who the demon god is talking about.

Just when it was about to rise, a silent figure appeared beside it.

This figure looks no different from a human being, except for the two horns on its head.

The demon god closed his mouth, it sensed the strange arrival of this one with two horns.

"Devil God, what you said is really good. Unity is better than loose sand, which can make the opponent feel scared!" The weird one said with a smile, "I heard that the weird world you established is to unite the weird. But why didn't you tell me?"

"Satan, you and your weirdness are no longer weird. You call yourself demons. Although you and I come from the same origin, we are all weirdness born from the red earth of hell and demons, but when you give up the identity of weirdness At that time, I no longer regarded you as a brother." The Demon God said in a deep voice, the enmity between it and Satan has been around for a long time, so long that the Weird Investigation Bureau has not even been established.

"Devil God, you are a smart person, you should know what you are doing. Although I call myself a devil now, I was also one of the weird ones! And you and I are brothers, you have done such a big thing, as an elder brother How could I not help you!" Satan opened his arms, and suddenly sixteen demon wings grew from his back, and endless fear spread across the red earth continent.

"You help me? How can you help me?" The Demon God wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in Satan's gourd.

Satan clapped his hands, and 72 strange demons whose strength was comparable to SS rank appeared behind him.

"How? My sincerity is enough." Satan looked at the Demon God with a smile.

These 72 monsters, whose strength is comparable to SS-level monsters, are the "72 Demon Pillars" that have been famous in human history for a long time.

The demon god was stunned for a while, before it said: "Satan, what are you doing for? You gave me all these 72 demons whose strength is comparable to SS rank, so what do you want?"

"I don't want anything." Satan said with a wave of his hand.

"You don't want anything, this is not in line with your style! Tell me, what do you want, as long as I can afford it, I will give it to you." The demon god will not believe the words of Satan, a demon who is full of lies. Make this deal with Satan.

"Devil God, you are my brother. It's normal for a brother to do great things without asking for anything in return. I, Satan, came this time to lend you these 72 demon pillars for free. I only have one request!" Satan said in a deep voice.

The demon frowned slightly, it took Satan's request very seriously.

"You must win the frontal battlefield against the Weird Investigation Bureau! Only in this way will the weirdos gradually eliminate their fear of the Weird Investigation Bureau." Satan said.

"That's it?" The demon was a little stunned. It never expected that Satan's request was just this.

"That's it? What you are facing is a colossus from all the heavens and myriad realms! It is extremely difficult to win! Even if you can win the frontal battlefield, even if you fail in the end, it is extremely rare." Satan snorted coldly.

"Don't worry, Satan, I will not lose this war." The Demon God said in a deep voice.

"I hope so." Satan glanced at the demon god, it left the red soil continent of the "hell demon", leaving behind the 72 demon pillars.

"Master Demon God please give me instructions!" The 72 pillars of demons knelt together towards the Demon God.

The demon god looked at the 72 pillars of demons with a smile on his face.

If it was just now, it might feel that half of this war has been lost.

But when Satan personally led the 72 demons to the red earth of the "Hell Demon", he knew that it would be difficult to lose this war.

Although there are thousands of legendary investigators in the Weird Investigation Bureau, most of these legendary investigators have never faced monsters above S level, so these legendary investigators are like a group of silver-headed wax guns in the eyes of the devil. It's useless.

It only has to face the more than 300 legendary investigators.

"Give me a pillow when I'm sleepy, I've come across such a good thing in this world. How did Feilong lose by riding on his face?"

(End of this chapter)