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Chapter 309 The Past 3 Years Ago: 'Chenqiao Incident' (23)
Chapter 309 The Past 3000 Years Ago: 'Chenqiao Incident' (23)
'Hell Demon' world.
In a depressed city, a big flag stands in the center of the city.
The people living in the city are weird people under the command of the devil.
Under this banner, the demon god set up an open-air banquet.
The world of 'Abyss' is raining heavily, but the world of 'Hell Devil' is cloudless.
As the number one general under the Demon God's command, the sheep-headed man sat beside the Demon God's left hand, and the table in front of him was covered with human corpses.
Under the sheep-headed man, countless monsters ate human corpses wantonly, and they drank carnivally.
Even the demon god is no exception, holding a red clay bowl filled with green ant wine.
"Brothers, drink with me for three hundred rounds!" The demon god laughed and drank the green ant wine from the red clay bowl into his stomach.
The weirdos are unwilling to use the energy in their bodies to suppress the alcohol in the wine, and they allow the alcohol to intoxicate their brains.
Today is a day of carnival, and the plan of the sheep headman directly caused the death of hundreds of legendary investigators.
Not even one of these monsters died at the hands of the legendary investigators, which is a fortunate thing for the monsters of the 'Hell Demon'.
"Brothers!" The sheep-headed man covered his dizzy head and raised the red clay bowl in his hand. He stood up and looked at the weird people under the open-air banquet and shouted with a loud smile, "Let us offer a bowl of wine to Lord Demon God! If it weren’t for the Demon God, the weirdness would be just a pile of loose sand! If it wasn’t for the Demon God, we would be slaughtered at will by the investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau! Hiccup—Brothers, let us not get drunk tonight! Long live the Demon God!”
"bang"
The sound of countless red clay bowls clinking together.
Those weirdos are laughing wildly.
"Never get drunk! Long live the Lord Demon God!"
"Hahahahahahahaha! Long live the Demon God! I will never stop until I get drunk!"
"What kind of weird investigation bureau, that's all! Long live the Lord Demon God! Long live! Long live! Gentlemen, drink with me!"
The weirdos were all clinking bowls with wild laughter, some of them had read human book knowledge, and even wrote poems directly at the open-air banquet on the spot.
The goatman smiled and looked at the monsters below, keeping a smile on his face.
The demon was also a little drunk. He hugged the sheep-headed man and said with a smile: "Old sheep, it is all your credit that was able to destroy the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau this time! Tell me, you What reward do you want? As long as I can afford it, I will give it to you!"
Having said this, the sheep-headed man's face suddenly became serious. He bowed to the Demon God and said, "Master Demon God, you are now the first joint leader of the Weird Union Army's 'Weird Realm'. With all due respect, you You shouldn't be so drunk now. As for the reward you mentioned, I just want to help you to help you unify all the weirdness."
After hearing what the sheep-headed man said, the smile on the devil's face gradually disappeared. It looked at the sheep-headed man seriously, and asked in a deep voice: "Old sheep, do you know what it means to unify all the weirdnesses?"
The sheep-headed man smiled slightly, and replied: "Master Demon God, is it not easy to unify the weirdness with your strength? If you think those weirdnesses will be violated, then I can help you establish laws and regulations to regulate these weird behaviors. "
The demon took a deep breath, stared at the sheep-headed man, and said coldly: "Old sheep, do you know how much impact your words will have? Do you know what I rely on to unite all the weird things? Huh? If we really follow your ideas, I'm afraid the 'Weird World' will be disbanded within 20 days of its establishment."
The sheep-headed man was not in a hurry, and even smiled.
"Master Demon God, if there is no regulation, then even if the 'Weird Realm' is established, Weirdness is nothing more than a mob. I wonder if Lord Demon God has heard of the first emperor of mankind, 'Shihuang', with the same track and the same text?" said the goat-headed man.
"'Emperor Shihuang'? I have heard of it. I admire him." The Demon God seemed to understand who Emperor Shihuang was, and he nodded.
"The reason why humans have been able to continue their own civilization and even prevent their civilization from being destroyed by other civilizations is their tenacity and unity that are unprecedented! If we weird people want to truly become an organization that fights against humans, then we must learn from humans Advantages! Otherwise, we weirdos will be suppressed by humans forever and ever! Lord Demon God, wake up! A 'weird world' is not worth talking about, but a 'weird world' like the human empire is enough to make the world All organizations in the world are afraid of it!" The sheep-headed man wanted to convince the devil and let him understand why humans were able to create the first year.
The Demon God really thought about it for a while, but in the end it still refused.
"No! Lao Yang, what you said is absolutely not acceptable!" The Demon God sighed, "I know what you said is correct, but it's too idealistic. You want to be Li Si, but I don't want to be 'Qin Shi Huang'. It's just that I want to resist the oppression of the Weird Investigation Bureau, I don't have that much ambition."
Hearing the demon god's words, the sheep-headed man frowned slightly.
"Then there's no other way, Lord Demon God." The sheep-headed man also sighed and said, "Since you don't want to be 'Qin Shihuang', then you can become Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin!"
"Snapped"
The goatman snapped his fingers.
Some of the SS-level monsters in the field immediately stood up, and one of the SS-level monsters used his own characteristics to take out a 'yellow robe' similar to a human emperor.
The sheep-headed man was the first to kneel down towards the devil.
"Master Demon God! Please be crowned king!"
The sheep-headed man opened his head, and those SS-level monsters immediately knelt down towards Lord Demon God.
"Master Demon God, please be crowned king!" "Master Demon God, please be crowned king!"
"Master Demon God, please be crowned king!"
The Demon God sat in the main seat, looking at the group of SS-level monsters, and then at the sheep-headed men, feeling mixed feelings for a while.
But it ultimately declined.
"My demon god, I will never become the king of weirdness in my life! Let's not discuss this matter again!" The demon god said coldly, flicking his arm.
The sheep-headed man doesn't care that much.
Since it wants to add the Demon God's yellow robe, it must be fully prepared.
"I'm sorry, Lord Demon God! You have to wear the yellow robe today, and you have to wear it if you don't! Come on!" the sheep-headed man shouted.
An SS-level monster immediately snapped his fingers,
"Snapped"
A soft sound.
A 'dragon chair' emerged from behind the Demon God.
It's just that this dragon chair is made of piles of human skulls, and the deputy and decorations are all decorated with the skulls of legendary investigators.
This 'dragon chair' can be called the most luxurious chair in the weird.
You know, it is already very powerful for an ordinary SSS-level monster to have a legendary investigator's skull as a chair.
However, this chair of the Demon God was made with the skulls of 23 legendary investigators.
Of course, production is not simply stacking up.
This 'dragon chair' is strong enough to resist a random blow from a title-level legendary investigator.
It can even be said that this 'Dragon Chair' already represents the highest weird production in the 'Weird Realm'!
"You!" The demon god naturally sensed that there was a 'dragon chair' made of a human skull behind him, and even felt that the 'dragon chair' was full of energy, so it was so angry.
"Desperation for power!"
The sheep-headed man didn't think so, and it shouted loudly: "Master Demon God! Please ascend to the throne of Weird King!"
"My lords, help Lord Demon God ascend the throne!"
The sheep-headed man gave the order, and all the weird people who were carnival shouted: "Long live the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
Waves of louder shouts made those weirdos who knew the meaning behind them break out in a cold sweat.
There was even some weirdness in looking at the sheep-headed man with complicated eyes.
All the weirdnesses know that the Demon God ascended to the position of emperor of the 'weird world', certainly not voluntarily.
Then we know who is behind the scenes.
There was an old man who raised the red clay bowl and drank a whole bowl of green ant wine before speaking.
"This world is about to change!"
(End of this chapter)
'Hell Demon' world.
In a depressed city, a big flag stands in the center of the city.
The people living in the city are weird people under the command of the devil.
Under this banner, the demon god set up an open-air banquet.
The world of 'Abyss' is raining heavily, but the world of 'Hell Devil' is cloudless.
As the number one general under the Demon God's command, the sheep-headed man sat beside the Demon God's left hand, and the table in front of him was covered with human corpses.
Under the sheep-headed man, countless monsters ate human corpses wantonly, and they drank carnivally.
Even the demon god is no exception, holding a red clay bowl filled with green ant wine.
"Brothers, drink with me for three hundred rounds!" The demon god laughed and drank the green ant wine from the red clay bowl into his stomach.
The weirdos are unwilling to use the energy in their bodies to suppress the alcohol in the wine, and they allow the alcohol to intoxicate their brains.
Today is a day of carnival, and the plan of the sheep headman directly caused the death of hundreds of legendary investigators.
Not even one of these monsters died at the hands of the legendary investigators, which is a fortunate thing for the monsters of the 'Hell Demon'.
"Brothers!" The sheep-headed man covered his dizzy head and raised the red clay bowl in his hand. He stood up and looked at the weird people under the open-air banquet and shouted with a loud smile, "Let us offer a bowl of wine to Lord Demon God! If it weren’t for the Demon God, the weirdness would be just a pile of loose sand! If it wasn’t for the Demon God, we would be slaughtered at will by the investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau! Hiccup—Brothers, let us not get drunk tonight! Long live the Demon God!”
"bang"
The sound of countless red clay bowls clinking together.
Those weirdos are laughing wildly.
"Never get drunk! Long live the Lord Demon God!"
"Hahahahahahahaha! Long live the Demon God! I will never stop until I get drunk!"
"What kind of weird investigation bureau, that's all! Long live the Lord Demon God! Long live! Long live! Gentlemen, drink with me!"
The weirdos were all clinking bowls with wild laughter, some of them had read human book knowledge, and even wrote poems directly at the open-air banquet on the spot.
The goatman smiled and looked at the monsters below, keeping a smile on his face.
The demon was also a little drunk. He hugged the sheep-headed man and said with a smile: "Old sheep, it is all your credit that was able to destroy the legendary investigators of the Weird Investigation Bureau this time! Tell me, you What reward do you want? As long as I can afford it, I will give it to you!"
Having said this, the sheep-headed man's face suddenly became serious. He bowed to the Demon God and said, "Master Demon God, you are now the first joint leader of the Weird Union Army's 'Weird Realm'. With all due respect, you You shouldn't be so drunk now. As for the reward you mentioned, I just want to help you to help you unify all the weirdness."
After hearing what the sheep-headed man said, the smile on the devil's face gradually disappeared. It looked at the sheep-headed man seriously, and asked in a deep voice: "Old sheep, do you know what it means to unify all the weirdnesses?"
The sheep-headed man smiled slightly, and replied: "Master Demon God, is it not easy to unify the weirdness with your strength? If you think those weirdnesses will be violated, then I can help you establish laws and regulations to regulate these weird behaviors. "
The demon took a deep breath, stared at the sheep-headed man, and said coldly: "Old sheep, do you know how much impact your words will have? Do you know what I rely on to unite all the weird things? Huh? If we really follow your ideas, I'm afraid the 'Weird World' will be disbanded within 20 days of its establishment."
The sheep-headed man was not in a hurry, and even smiled.
"Master Demon God, if there is no regulation, then even if the 'Weird Realm' is established, Weirdness is nothing more than a mob. I wonder if Lord Demon God has heard of the first emperor of mankind, 'Shihuang', with the same track and the same text?" said the goat-headed man.
"'Emperor Shihuang'? I have heard of it. I admire him." The Demon God seemed to understand who Emperor Shihuang was, and he nodded.
"The reason why humans have been able to continue their own civilization and even prevent their civilization from being destroyed by other civilizations is their tenacity and unity that are unprecedented! If we weird people want to truly become an organization that fights against humans, then we must learn from humans Advantages! Otherwise, we weirdos will be suppressed by humans forever and ever! Lord Demon God, wake up! A 'weird world' is not worth talking about, but a 'weird world' like the human empire is enough to make the world All organizations in the world are afraid of it!" The sheep-headed man wanted to convince the devil and let him understand why humans were able to create the first year.
The Demon God really thought about it for a while, but in the end it still refused.
"No! Lao Yang, what you said is absolutely not acceptable!" The Demon God sighed, "I know what you said is correct, but it's too idealistic. You want to be Li Si, but I don't want to be 'Qin Shi Huang'. It's just that I want to resist the oppression of the Weird Investigation Bureau, I don't have that much ambition."
Hearing the demon god's words, the sheep-headed man frowned slightly.
"Then there's no other way, Lord Demon God." The sheep-headed man also sighed and said, "Since you don't want to be 'Qin Shihuang', then you can become Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin!"
"Snapped"
The goatman snapped his fingers.
Some of the SS-level monsters in the field immediately stood up, and one of the SS-level monsters used his own characteristics to take out a 'yellow robe' similar to a human emperor.
The sheep-headed man was the first to kneel down towards the devil.
"Master Demon God! Please be crowned king!"
The sheep-headed man opened his head, and those SS-level monsters immediately knelt down towards Lord Demon God.
"Master Demon God, please be crowned king!" "Master Demon God, please be crowned king!"
"Master Demon God, please be crowned king!"
The Demon God sat in the main seat, looking at the group of SS-level monsters, and then at the sheep-headed men, feeling mixed feelings for a while.
But it ultimately declined.
"My demon god, I will never become the king of weirdness in my life! Let's not discuss this matter again!" The demon god said coldly, flicking his arm.
The sheep-headed man doesn't care that much.
Since it wants to add the Demon God's yellow robe, it must be fully prepared.
"I'm sorry, Lord Demon God! You have to wear the yellow robe today, and you have to wear it if you don't! Come on!" the sheep-headed man shouted.
An SS-level monster immediately snapped his fingers,
"Snapped"
A soft sound.
A 'dragon chair' emerged from behind the Demon God.
It's just that this dragon chair is made of piles of human skulls, and the deputy and decorations are all decorated with the skulls of legendary investigators.
This 'dragon chair' can be called the most luxurious chair in the weird.
You know, it is already very powerful for an ordinary SSS-level monster to have a legendary investigator's skull as a chair.
However, this chair of the Demon God was made with the skulls of 23 legendary investigators.
Of course, production is not simply stacking up.
This 'dragon chair' is strong enough to resist a random blow from a title-level legendary investigator.
It can even be said that this 'Dragon Chair' already represents the highest weird production in the 'Weird Realm'!
"You!" The demon god naturally sensed that there was a 'dragon chair' made of a human skull behind him, and even felt that the 'dragon chair' was full of energy, so it was so angry.
"Desperation for power!"
The sheep-headed man didn't think so, and it shouted loudly: "Master Demon God! Please ascend to the throne of Weird King!"
"My lords, help Lord Demon God ascend the throne!"
The sheep-headed man gave the order, and all the weird people who were carnival shouted: "Long live the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
"We will see His Majesty the Demon God!"
Waves of louder shouts made those weirdos who knew the meaning behind them break out in a cold sweat.
There was even some weirdness in looking at the sheep-headed man with complicated eyes.
All the weirdnesses know that the Demon God ascended to the position of emperor of the 'weird world', certainly not voluntarily.
Then we know who is behind the scenes.
There was an old man who raised the red clay bowl and drank a whole bowl of green ant wine before speaking.
"This world is about to change!"
(End of this chapter)
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