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Chapter 317 The Past 3000 Years Ago: Yog-Sothoth's Game (31)

Wine gourd space.

Yog-Sothoth manifested in human form, sitting cross-legged on a cloud, his empty eyes staring at Zhong Lei, who is so close.

"Zhong Lei, you know my name, you also know my abilities, and you even know my responsibilities." Yog-Sothoth said with a smile, "You and I know each other's details, then we There is no need to test anything. The group of barbarians outside this space only know how to fight and kill. Both of us are informers who claim to know 500 years before and 500 years after. Why don't we change the way Let's fight, we will have more knowledge than who else?"

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei conjured another wine gourd out of nowhere, he took two sips for himself and was silent for a moment.

"Yug Sotos, one of the three pillar gods of the Cthulhu world, the ruler of time and space, the 'key of the door', 'the one who is all things in one life, and all things are one', omniscient and all-seeing, with all space and Time is connected as one." So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei said, "It seems that you also disdain the actions of those barbarians outside! If this is the case, what are you going to do?"

Yog Sothoth saw that the end of the world Zhong Lei accepted his suggestion, and it immediately stood up from the cloud and moved its limbs.

"Let me think about it, since it's a game between us all-knowing and almighty beings, it must be more difficult than ordinary games!" Yog-Sothoth thought while touching his chin.

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei was not in a hurry, he just quietly waited for Yog-Sothoth to tell the rules of the game.

Time passed slowly, and the sound of fighting outside the wine gourd space was heard inside the wine gourd.

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei also drank the wine in the wine gourd in his own hand.

Yog Sothoth took a deep breath, and with a swipe of its right hand, a deck of playing cards appeared in front of it and Tianya Zhonglei.

"Complicated rules are of no use to you and me who are all-knowing and all-seeing, so our next game will be simpler. Each game counts as one round, and there will be three games in total. The system is a win-win-win system. What do you think? ?" Yog-Sothoth said with a smile, "You and I will each make the rules for the first two games, and you and I will make the rules for the third game together. Is there no problem?"

So close to Tianya Zhong Lei was silent for a moment, he nodded slowly and replied: "Of course there is no problem, I think you will not cheat a legendary investigator at the title level."

"Of course not!" Yog-Sothoth smiled slightly.

"Then I will talk about the rules of the game I made next."

Yog Sothoth spread out the deck of cards in his hand, and 52 real cards and two decks appeared in the eyes of it and Zhong Lei.

"The rules of my game are simple, compare size."

"Comparison of size?" Zhong Lei frowned slightly, staring at Yog Sothoth in front of him, "Is this rule really that simple? Is it simply a comparison of size?"

"Oh oh oh! Of course it's not simply a comparison of size."

Yog-Sothoth shook his head.

"First of all, we can only use addition and subtraction in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division."

"Secondly, each person can only draw ten cards, and the two decks of cards, big and small, each represent ten."

"The one who drew the big king will add ten, and the one who drew the little king will minus ten."

“然后A、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、J、Q、K中，前面十张扑克牌代表了它们上面的十种数字，JQK三张牌各代表了三四五。”

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei frowned slightly. If the rules of the game were just like this, he personally felt that it would be of no use to top all-seeing powerhouses like him and Yog Sothoth.

So that means...

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei took a deep breath.

The focus of this game rule is in the back!

Sure enough, after Yog-Sothoth finished the main game rules, it added another rule.

"There are clubs, spades, diamonds, and hearts in the poker. Those who draw hearts can be added and doubled. Those who draw diamonds can be added but cannot be doubled. The points will be dropped and reduced by half, and the points that will not be reduced will be reduced on the original basis for those who draw plum blossoms."

"After the two of us have shuffled the poker cards, we will get our own ten poker cards in the form of you drawing one and I will draw one. Every poker card drawn will be displayed in front of the individual."

"If you and I don't want it, then even if this poker card passes, it will be destroyed!"

"If you and I both want this playing card, then this playing card counts as a pass!"

"If you and I haven't drawn ten cards after the 54 cards have been played, the side with the fewest cards will lose directly."

"If you and I can't draw a single card by the end of the game, then it's a double loss."

"When the game reaches less than [-] cards, you and I cannot call 'yes' or 'no' three times in a row, and those who violate the rules will lose one card."

"After this game started, none of us were able to use omniscience."

"Are the rules clear?"

After Yog-Sothoth finished speaking, it clapped its hands gently.

A piece of parchment and quill appeared in front of Zhong Lei and it.

"Signing this treaty means that you and I will be bound by the basic power of the heavens and the world. If anyone cheats, then he (it) will be directly punished by the basic power of the heavens and the world!"

Yog Sothoth signed his name on the parchment without saying a word.

Fearing that Yog-Sothoth was cheating, Zhong Lei snatched the parchment from Yog-Sothoth's hand, browsed it, and then nodded slightly and wrote his name with a quill.

Yog Sothoth.

So close to the end of the world·Zhong Lei.

The names of the Outer God and the title-level legendary investigator were printed on this parchment. The two of them were also bound by the basic power of the heavens and the world and were deprived of all the ability to know and see.

Yog-Sothoth was playing poker, and it looked at Zhong Lei with a smile.

It knows that it takes a certain amount of time for Zhong Lei to adapt to a body that has been deprived of all-knowing and all-seeing abilities.

After all, in their eyes, this deck of playing cards is just an ordinary deck of playing cards.

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei took a short break and said directly: "Let's get started!"

Yog-Sothoth didn't hesitate either, it directly started washing the playing cards in the hand.

The playing cards are like a jumping bird in its hands, and the 54 playing cards are constantly changing positions.

So close to the world Zhong Lei stared at the playing cards in Yog-Sothoth's hand without blinking. He didn't want to blink his eyes and fail to understand Yog-Sothoth's operation of shuffling the cards.

Five minutes later, after Yog Sotos had finished shuffling the playing cards, he handed the playing cards to Zhong Lei.

Closer to the End of the World Zhong Lei took the poker cards from Yog Sothoth's hand, remained silent for a moment, and began to shuffle the cards constantly.

Compared with Yog Sothoth's technique of shuffling cards, the technique of So Close to the End of the World Zhong Lei is really not good.

It was not as fancy as Yog Sothoth, so close to Tianya Zhong Lei just shuffled it a little and then put the deck of cards between the two of them.

No one is the first to get the first playing card.

Yog-Sothoth stared at the end of the world Zhong Lei, and smiled and motioned for the end of the world Zhong Lei to get it.

So close to Tianya Zhong Lei did not move, he also looked at Yog-Sothoth and motioned for it to take it.

The deck of playing cards between the two did not forget to constantly change the order of the playing cards.

Yog-Sothoth doesn't design games with very obvious bugs.

In other words, it doesn't matter whether the two of them shuffle the playing cards or not, because the playing cards will constantly change their order during the game.

"Zhong Lei, don't you want the first card?" Yog-Sothoth asked with a smile.

"It's not necessary, do you want it?" Zhong Lei said with a sneer.

"Since you don't want it, then of course I don't want it either." Yog-Sothoth said.

Immediately, the first card of the deck turned into gray smoke in front of the two of them.

Only 54 of the 53 playing cards remain.

"Where's the second card?" Yog-Sothoth asked again.

"No!" Zhong Lei said with a big smile.

"Then I don't want it either!" Yog-Sothoth shook his head slightly.

Only 53 of the 52 playing cards remain.

Yog Sothoth and So Close Tianya Zhong Lei kept staring at each other, but none of them looked at the playing cards in front of them.

"I don't feel very good after being deprived of omniscience, Zhong Lei." Yog-Sothoth said with a smile.

"It's not up to you whether you feel good or not, do you want the third card?" Zhong Lei said coldly.

Although being deprived of all-knowing and all-seeing had no effect on the two of them, it made them quite uncomfortable, and they felt a sense of restraint.

It's just the beginning, and no one wants to be the one who takes the first card.

For the knowledgeable Yog Sotos and the end of the world Zhong Lei, if whoever gets the first card, then according to the size and type of this poker card, they can each come up with countless kinds of poker cards. A solution for sorting the largest value.

"You don't want it, why should I?" Yog Sothoth yawned and said, "Zhong Lei, just take the first one! Taking the first one won't make you lose a piece of meat."

"Then why don't you make this crab?" Zhong Lei said with a big smile.

51 sheets!
Fifty!
49 sheets!

……

The thickness of the playing cards is constantly decreasing, but looking at the faces of Yog Sothoth and So Far Away Zhong Lei, no one panicked.

They are both talking trash and interfering with each other's judgment.

23 sheets!

22 sheets!

21 sheets!
Twenty!
When the thickness of the playing cards was reduced to twenty, Yog-Sothoth frowned.

If it continues to decrease, then the game of comparing big and small will be over, and the next thing to compare is who has more cards in his hand.

It's a pity that until now, there is still not a single card in front of Yog Sothoth and End of the World Zhong Lei.

"This card? Do you want it?" Yog-Sothoth asked with a smile looking at Zhong Lei.

"Who knows?" Zhong Lei no longer said whether he would want this card or not.

After all, this card is now a key card, and whoever gets it will have a great advantage in the next situation.

Even if this card is spades or clubs!
"want!"

"want!"

The two shouted together.

So the playing card in front of them turned into ashes.

Yog Sothoth looked a little ugly.

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei's complexion is no exception.

Now there are only nineteen poker cards left on the scene, which means that only one of the two must be able to get ten poker cards!

Then...

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei took a deep breath, and he frantically calculated in his mind how likely the opposite Yog-Sothoth would be to say "yes".

Neither party can shout "yes" or "no" more than three times.

And they have already yelled "yes" once, so if the two sides yell "yes" again next time, then the third time must be that both sides can only yell "no".

In this way, the cycle can go on, but in the end it will still win a double-lose situation!
But how could a title-level legendary investigator lose to an Outer God from the world of Cthulhu!
This is something that the Weird Bureau of Investigation will never allow!
Thinking of this, Zhong Lei gradually had a small plan in his heart.

If I yell "no" next time, it yells "yes", although I can't get the first card, but it can disrupt its thinking, then it will definitely not be able to yell "yes" the third time, because Violated the rules it made.

Then I will definitely win the third time!

But what if it thinks like me now.

The End of the World Arnold suddenly raised his head and looked at Yog-Sothoth.

Just at this time, Yog Sothoth also raised his head and looked at Zhong Lei, who is so close.

"It's really an interesting game rule, isn't it? Yog Sothoth." So close to Tianya Zhong Lei said with a smile.

"Of course it's interesting. You don't even look at who is sitting across from you. It represents the 'key to the door', 'the one who returns everything in life'." Yog-Sothoth accepted without humility. So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei's praise, after all, there are not many opportunities for so close to the end of the world Zhong Lei to praise others.

That's it!

So close to the end of the world, Zhong Lei suddenly realized.

What I thought before actually walked into a dead end. If I continue to follow this thinking, then I will fall into an endless cycle of dead ends.

Then I figured it out.

So close to the end of the world Zhong Lei showed a smile on his face.

"What are you going to offer this time? 'Yes' or 'No'?" Yog-Sothoth said as if he was sure of winning.

"Why should I let you know? When I think of 'yes', I say 'yes', and when I think of 'don't', I say 'don't'." Zhong Lei said with a sneer.

"Okay, let's talk about it together." Yog-Sothoth said with a charming smile.

"do not want!"

"want!"

Yog-Sothoth shouted yes, and Zhong Lei, who was so close to Tianya, shouted no.

Yog-Sothoth's complexion changed drastically, and the first poker card appeared in front of it.

"Looks like I guessed it right, you really will shout 'yes'." Close to Tianya Zhong Lei said with a smile, "Surrender, you have already lost."

Yog-Sothoth took a deep breath, and looked at Zhong Lei with a frown.

"As expected of the legendary investigator of the Bureau of Oddity Investigation, I lost." Yog-Sothoth said with a sigh.

"You didn't lose, you just couldn't be more lucky than me. After you and I have lost all-knowing and all-sightedness, doesn't playing this kind of game depend on luck?" Zhong Lei said with a smile.

"Luck is also a part of strength, let's start the next game, Zhong Lei!" Yog-Sothoth said in a deep voice.

"Okay, okay!" Zhong Lei nodded and said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)