i'm not weird

Chapter 336 new journey
The moment the Black Wing tribe invaded the Sky Wing tribe, and Gu Qingjiu and Su Bingwen killed the sheep-headed, pig-headed, and kobolds, the outcome of this war was already doomed.

It is impossible for the Black Wing Clan to defeat the Sky Wing Clan no matter what.

But even so, the Tianyi clan still had to pay an extremely tragic price to win the war with the Black Wing clan.

It is precisely because of this that the Tianyi tribe was able to exchange for the Black Wing tribe for at least 1000 years without the energy to invade them.

Tianheyu was beheaded by Gu Qingjiu with a sword.

When Qianqianzi heard the news and rushed outside the gate of the civilian residential area of ​​the Tianyi tribe, she was stunned.

It knows the strength of Tianheyu very clearly. Tianheyu, who has the accompanying weapon, is simply invincible to Qianqianzi.

Now that Gu Qingjiu cut off his head with a sword, Qianqianzi can only say that Gu Qingjiu's strength is a little bit stronger than it and Tianheyu combined.

Qianqianzi also found Chai Chaizi whose most of the injuries on the surface of his body had healed. Although he didn't care much about Chai Chaizi, who would refuse a faithful licking dog?

Naturally, Qianqianzi greeted Chai Chaizi for a long time, and was so moved that Chai Chaizi secretly vowed to take good care of Qianqianzi.

After Su Bingwen killed the sheep-headed man, he immediately rushed back to the plain where the bird soldiers of the Tianyi clan led by Guaizi and the bird soldiers of the Black Wing tribe led by Tian Luo fought.

Before Su Bingwen's arrival, the Tianyi clan had already shown a trend of retreating steadily.

The only ones who can stop the Black Wings' attack are Guaguaizi and a few of his soldiers.

But it can't be too good, after all, the Tianyi clan has kidnappers, and the Black Wing clan also has Tianluo.

The strength of the two of them is comparable.

After Su Bingwen arrived, the whole situation suddenly reversed, and the Black Wings began to retreat steadily.

Su Bingwen beat Tian Luo to death on the spot by himself, without giving Tian Luo a chance to beg for mercy.

Even so, the kidnapper was not feeling well. Before Su Bingwen came, Tian Luo had cut off one of his arms while fighting against Tian Luo's attack.

The Tianyi clan reversed the defeat, and the bird soldiers of the Black Wing clan ran fast, none of them dared to fall behind by half a step.

His patriarch is dead, and a group of soldiers are not qualified to reverse the outcome.

Of course, the Black Wing Clan also had some loyal and fanatical fans of Tianluo, and these loyal fanatic fans still caused a lot of damage to the bird soldiers of the Sky Wing Clan.

The plain where the Tianyi tribe and the Blackwing tribe fought decisively was on a flattened mountain peak in the territory of the Tianyi tribe.

After Su Bingwen killed Tian Luo, he relaxed, looked at Guaizi, and asked with a slight frown, "Guaizi, are you... all right?"

"It's not in the way, it's not in the way!" Guaizizi blushed a little, and looked at Su Bingwen and waved his hands quickly.

It's a pity that it only has one arm left, and depending on the situation, the other arm will definitely not be able to connect.

After all, the severed arm had already been chopped into meat paste by the birdmen soldiers of the Black Wing Tribe.

If it can be continued like this, then Su Bingwen can only say "beautiful".

Su Bingwen looked at Guaizi's broken arm for a long time, he sighed, and said suddenly: "Guaizi, you are no longer qualified to be the patriarch, are you?"

Guaizi suddenly nodded desolately.

"Lost an arm, my strength has plummeted, and I can only pass the throne to Qianqianzi." Guaiguaizi said with a little sadness.

"It's pretty good too." Su Bingwen smiled.

"This...how good this is!" Guaizi stomped his feet, looked at Su Bingwen, stared at him angrily, and wanted Su Bingwen to give him an explanation, "I'm not the patriarch anymore! I won't be able to protect you anymore! not good at all!"

"What's wrong?" Su Bingwen stretched out his hands and tugged at the kidnapper's cheek, and said with a smile, "After you pass on the position of patriarch to Qianqianzi, I will take you on a tour. Do you want to go to the South Region, Central Region, East Region, and West Region?”

After Guaizi heard this, his whole face turned red.

It whispered, "Su Bingwen...you, are you... are you confessing your love?"

The kidnapper's voice was so low that Su Bingwen could barely hear what it was saying.

Su Bingwen, who heard clearly, rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "Otherwise?"

As he spoke, he raised one hand and lifted the kidnapper's chin.

"Am I kidding you?"

"But! But..."

Guaiguai's voice became even quieter.

"But if you want to express your feelings, you should be more formal. This is a battlefield..."

"woo"

Before the kidnapper could finish speaking, his lips were blocked by Su Bingwen.

Suddenly, Guaiguaizi lost all his thoughts.

It subconsciously accepted Su Bingwen's kiss.

Just a stick of incense.

Su Bingwen withdrew from Guaiguaizi's mouth, and looked at Guaiguaizi silently and affectionately.

"Magic"

"Clouds like clothes and flowers like appearance"

"Spring Breeze Revlon"

"If it weren't for Qunyu Mountain"

"I will meet you next month at Yaotai"

He slowly read out the verse of "The Immortal".

The surrounding scenery suddenly changed.

Misty clouds and mists hovered around him and Guaizizi.

Occasionally, some clouds and mist passed through the creaking nest of the guaizizi, forming a fairy-like streamer.

Guaizi looked at Su Bingwen's face, and was a little crazy for a while.

"You said just now that it's not okay to confess on the battlefield." Su Bingwen stared at Guaizi's face and said, "Then I will confess to you in my fairyland. Look... can I?"

The voice fell.

Several white cranes flew in the sky, they flew for a while, and suddenly came to Su Bingwen and Guaizizi.

Several white cranes have some decorations that girls like in their mouths.

Necklaces made of water condensation from the fairyland, rings made of branches from the peach garden, and wedding dresses made of heavenly spirits.

These things made Kidnap take off his silver-white helmet.

Showing that stunning face.

This face, even with Su Bingwen's knowledge, can't help being a little crazy.

"Are you... regretting it?" Guaizizi suddenly asked in a low voice.

It has never heard the praise from its parents since it was a child, so that until now, it still thinks it is an ugly duckling.

"Regret?" Su Bingwen murmured, "What are you kidding? If I had such a beautiful wife, I wouldn't be willing to let her do housework. I would definitely hold her up and hold her in my palm."

"Ugh..."

Guaizi blushed at Su Bingwen's words, so he simply squatted on the ground and acted like an ostrich.

When Su Bingwen came back to his senses, he slapped himself on the face, and he simply squatted down and picked up Guaizi directly.

With this embrace, Guaguaizi felt like he had entered a fairyland.

"Guaizi, marry me." Su Bingwen whispered into Guaizi's ear, "I will treat you well for the rest of my life, if it goes against this..."

"Hush!" Guaizi raised his remaining arm, and pressed his finger on Su Bingwen's mouth.

"I just want to say the first sentence, but the latter sentence... it's better not to say it."

"I'll listen to you, I'll listen to you." Su Bingwen smiled.

……

Outside the gate of the civilian residential area of ​​the Tianyi tribe.

Chai Chaizi raised his hand to hold Qianqianzi's, with a look of joy on his face.

Gu Qingjiu sat aside, he yawned.

"It's really a dog who can't change eating shit." Gu Qingjiu smacked his mouth.

After a while, the gate of the Tianyi civilian residential area was pushed open by the civilians inside.

The birdmen and civilians of the Tianyi clan rushed out in a swarm.

The two birdmen and civilians headed by them are the most prestigious birdmen and the most senior old people in this civilian residential area.

A male and a female two-year-old birdmen led a group of young birdmen to Gu Qingjiu and Chai Chaizi, carrying peaches from peach trees grown in civilian residential areas.

"Master Chai Chaizi, Gu Gongfeng." The old male old man said, "Thank you, without you, we really can't imagine what kind of pain we would suffer."

Saying that, it pointed to the young birds.

Those young birds understood, and quickly placed the peaches they were carrying in front of Gu Qingjiu's chai chaizi.

As for the stunning bird-like beauty Qianqianzi, they ignored her.

The peaches placed in front of Gu Qingjiu and Chai Chaizi were big and juicy, and there was an urge to take a bite at first glance.

Of course Gu Qingjiu can restrain himself, and he often practices the motto "Don't be possessed by desire".

Not to mention Chai Chaizi, if it could be possessed by desire, then it would not have gone from the blacksmith's son to where it is today.

None of the suffering along the way is lower than the desire to possess the body.

It can even overcome those sufferings, and this so-called desire can be easily restrained.

"Old man, there is no need." Gu Qingjiu said with a smile to the old male birdman in front of him, "As a priest of the Tianyi tribe, it is only natural for me to protect you. If you want to thank you, you should thank Chai Chaizi. But he almost died in the hands of the Black Wing Clan Tian Zhe."

The old male birdman took a deep look at Gu Qingjiu, he felt that this young man was not usually difficult to deal with.

"Don't say that, Gu Fengfeng." The old female birdman said, "After all, you saved us together. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would have become the souls of the Black Wing Clan."

Gu Qingjiu raised his hand to stop the old female birdman from continuing, and said in a deep voice, "I'm just adding to the icing on the cake, but Chai Chaizi is just sending charcoal in the snow. Naturally, I can't talk with it. If you If you want to repay, go and repay Chai Chaizi."

Seeing that Gu Qingjiu was so stubborn, the old male birdman and the old female birdman stopped persuading him to accept it. They turned around and looked at Chai Chaizi.

"Xiao Chai'er, I said back then that you are definitely not an ordinary child, and you will definitely achieve great fame in the future! Look, is your grandma magpie right?" Grandma magpie said with a smile, and it grinned. Most of the teeth have fallen out.

"Grandma Que is right!" Chai Chaizi immediately replied, "Without Grandma Que, Chai Chaizi wouldn't be here today! Without all the elders, Chai Chaizi wouldn't be here today! You didn't send the peaches today, But Chai Chaizi is going to bow down to you!"

Chai Chaizi said, about to get up from the ground.

Grandma Magpie quickly said: "Xiao Chai'er doesn't need this! You should lie down and don't work too hard."

Chai Chaizi then lay down again.

Gu Qingjiu watched Chai Chaizi and Grandma Que reminiscing about the old days, and it was inconvenient for him to participate, so he left here.

After the war, the Tianyi tribe cleaned up the corpses of their own family members and the corpses left by the bird soldiers of the Blackwing tribe.

Inexplicably, Gu Qingjiu suddenly felt a moment of tranquility.

Bored, he came to the first place that connects two spaces just after entering the land of chaos.

Next to the red pond of the Tianyi tribe.

"puff"

As soon as Gu Qingjiu sat down, a rather large splash appeared on the red pond.

The catfish's head slowly emerges from the red pool.

Its nose was still under the water, and the bubbles of "Gulu Gulu" burst one by one in front of it.

"Lonely!" Catfish yelled after Toad.

"?" Gu Qingjiu looked at the catfish in bewilderment.

"Orphan! Orphan! Orphan! Orphan! Orphan! Orphan! Orphan!"

The catfish repeated these two words indefinitely, and the bubbles in front of it emerged from the bottom of the water became more and more small.

"..."

Gu Qingjiu looked at the catfish with a subway old man.jpg expression.

"What are you doing?" Gu Qingjiu rolled her eyes helplessly and asked.

Catfish didn't answer his words, it just stared at him.

This stare gave Gu Qingjiu some goosebumps on his back.

"Hello? You don't talk, you don't look good, you just look at me here?" Gu Qingjiu complained to the catfish, "I know I'm handsome, but you look at me like this, it will only make me feel that I'm more handsome. handsome."

"Then you are really shameless!" Catfish finally said the first sentence it appeared here.

"Finally willing to talk?" Gu Qingjiu looked at the catfish with a displeased face, "What are you doing here? I just want to find a quiet place to rest, do you want to come and do something?"

"It's impossible to make troubles, but you want to find a quiet place to rest, that's impossible." Catfish said, "Unless you wait..."

Speaking of this, the catfish suddenly closed its mouth, as if it sensed something strange.

"..."

Gu Qingjiu was even more upset.

"Do you know what I hate the most in my life? People who are half-talking." Gu Qingjiu said, standing up directly, he manifested the endless blade and pointed at the catfish, "You either finish what you just said, or Get out of here!"

"Oh, don't worry, don't worry..." Seeing that Gu Qingjiu manifested the Infinity Blade, the catfish immediately flattered him, "But I really can't talk about that, if I do, I'll die."

"..."

Gu Qingjiu let out a long sigh after hearing what Catfish said.

"Sure enough, I shouldn't have said that just now."

With that said, Gu Qingjiu raised the Infinity Blade and was about to chop off Catfish's head.

"cough cough cough cough"

Su Bingwen coughed from behind Gu Qingjiu.

"Gu Qingjiu, don't be impulsive, I called him the King of the River."

When Gu Qingjiu heard the voice, he realized that it was Su Bingwen, and immediately lost his temper.

He retracted the Infinity Blade and turned to look.

Su Bingwen followed Guaizi, half of Guaizi's body was hidden behind Su Bingwen, and his other hand firmly grasped Su Bingwen's cloud sleeve.

"..."

"Senior Su, why is the patriarch of the Tianyi clan, Guaizi, beside you?" Gu Qingjiu's expression on the old man's subway was even more vivid.

"Hehe!" Su Bingwen was not ashamed, but proud. He hugged Guaguai next to him, looked at Gu Qingjiu and chuckled, "Let me introduce to you, from now on, Guaier will not be the leader of the Tianyi clan. He will She will be my wife from now on!"

"???"

Gu Qingjiu looked at Su Bingwen with a "what the hell" expression on his face.

"What? How did the kidnapper become your wife?"

"Isn't this normal! As the legendary investigator Su Bingwen, it's only normal for me to have my kidnapped son as my wife!" Su Bingwen looked up at Gu Qingjiu with his chest raised.

Gu Qingjiu could also tell that Su Bingwen hugged the kidnapper just to show off in front of him.

"Okay, okay, who can't see your thoughts." Gu Qingjiu waved his hand, "Tell me, what do you mean by letting me come here? Want to kill me?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Su Bingwen had a strange expression on his face, "Do I have to kill you?"

"If you don't kill me, why did you suddenly find that river king?" Gu Qingjiu looked at Su Bingwen with vague eyes, "Did you invite me to eat this river king catfish?"

After hearing this, the catfish dived into the red pond with its whole body.

"No!" Su Bingwen said.

"..."

Gu Qingjiu really wanted to punch Su Bingwen in the head.

Su Bingwen, who saw Gu Qingjiu's intentions, quickly said: "Actually, there is still something to do."

"What's the matter? Tell me!" Gu Qingjiu said a little angrily.

Su Bingwen saw that he was about to anger Gu Qingjiu, so he simply stepped out.

"I don't know if you have heard of the bureau set up by the four title-level legendary investigators 3000 years ago?"

"No! Who the hell cares about them? I can't even take care of myself, but I can still take care of them? How funny?" Gu Qingjiu directly vetoed it.

Su Bingwen didn't hide anything anymore, he directly explained all the things that the immortal Alexei Stukov told him, and he didn't care whether the immortal Alexei Stukov had Didn't realize he said it.

Anyway, even if the undead Alexei Stukov found out, presumably he would not bother him with his capacity as a title-level legendary investigator.

After Gu Qingjiu finished listening, she fell into deep thought.

"I see. No wonder Master Chi didn't stop me too much when I wanted to enter the chaotic place with Wu Mingfen!" Gu Qingjiu suddenly realized, as if a thread had been connected to his head.

"Everything is the layout of this immortal Alexei Stukov!"

After Gu Qingjiu figured it out, he looked deeply at Su Bingwen.

"So? My task now is to kill the resurrection core of the 'Lord of Chaos'?" Gu Qingjiu asked with a slap in the face.

Su Bingwen nodded.

"Is there a map?" Gu Qingjiu stretched out his left hand.

"Why do you want a map?" Su Bingwen asked.

"I don't have a fucking map, what year and month do I have to find before I can find the resurrection core of the 'Lord of Chaos'?" Gu Qingjiu almost wanted to slap Su Bingwen on the face.

"You don't have to worry about that. Someone will come to pick you up when you arrive in the eastern region. He is also a legendary senior investigator of the Weird Investigation Bureau." Su Bingwen said.

Gu Qingjiu rolled his eyes. The more Su Bingwen said this, he felt as if he had walked into a wolf's den.

"Okay? Then what am I going to do now?" Gu Qingjiu shrugged, he accepted this setting.

Su Bingwen pointed to the catfish behind Gu Qingjiu.

Gu Qingjiu looked back.

"Isn't it? Do I really want to get into that catfish's belly and leave here?" Gu Qingjiu still remembered the disgusting smell in the catfish's belly, "Who can withstand the smell in that belly?"

"Otherwise? In the entire chaotic land, the only creature that allows you to go wherever you want is this catfish." Su Bingwen said.

"Axi! Let's go, let's go!" After Gu Qingjiu accepted the reality of getting into the belly of the catfish, he walked to the side of the red pond.

"How do you solve the problem of the Yi Clan that day?" Gu Qingjiu asked.

"With me here, you can rest assured that it will be over!" Su Bingwen said directly, "I am a legendary investigator, can I still bring down the Sky Winged Clan?"

"That might be." Gu Qingjiu looked at Su Bingwen with dead eyes.

Gu Qingjiu wanted to say something else.

Su Bingwen simply rushed forward, kicked Gu Qingjiu's ass, and kicked him into the catfish's mouth.

"Damn it, you don't look like a man!" Su Bingwen clapped his hands and said cursingly.

After the catfish swallowed Gu Qingjiu, it took a big breath of air, and then dived directly into the red pond.

After the catfish left, Guaguaizi asked, "Is that the king of rivers that brother Bingwen said just now that can appear in every river in the chaotic land?"

"Yes! That's the thing!" Su Bingwen nodded.

"The king of the river won't have a strong stomach smell like Gu Qingjiu said!" Guaizizi was a little worried.

If it wants to go out to play with Su Bingwen in a chaotic place, it must enter the catfish's stomach.

"Don't worry, Guaier!" Su Bingwen raised his hand and patted Guaizi's head and said, "I'm very familiar with that catfish. I'll just let it have two mint flowers in its stomach. It must be very comfortable!"

"Okay... let's go." Guaguaizi didn't say anything more.

"Ah!"

The catfish, the king of rivers that was shuttling through countless rivers in the chaos, suddenly sneezed, and it moved its mouth.

Gu Qingjiu, who was in the belly of the catfish king of rivers, was jolted a bit, and almost turned around in his stomach.

"Catfish! Take it seriously! It stinks! Why did you bring a roller coaster?!" Gu Qingjiu protested in the catfish's stomach.

"Okay, just sit if you have some, and you want so much!" Catfish said, smashing his mouth.

"Damn it, I have such a violent temper..." Gu Qingjiu was about to punch the catfish a few times with his fist.

"Grumpy Grumpy"

Hearing Gu Qingjiu's words, Catfish immediately opened its mouth wide and swallowed some of the river water.

Immediately, Gu Qingjiu was soaked by the river water.

"You're dead! You're dead!"

Gu Qingjiu shouted cursingly.

Along the way, Niaoyu and Gu Qingjiu were like enemies.

Noisy to the end.

(End of this chapter)