Xianwu world shuttle system
Chapter 187 One Cloud Piercing Arrow
Chapter 187 A Cloud Piercing Arrow
Chapter 2 and One: A Cloud Piercing Arrow
"Housewife!? Why did I suddenly run out of water in the middle of washing my hair!?" On this day, a shabby voice suddenly sounded outside the door.
Lin Qing was startled, this place is very interesting, Lin Qing watched this scene with interest.
Lin Qing's ears moved slightly, and suddenly she heard the sound of extremely fast footsteps, and the charterer immediately ran down from upstairs.
"You don't need to pay for the water bill? You bastards, you don't pay the rent this month, and there is so much nonsense." The renter walked up to Jiang Bao and said arrogantly.
"But halfway through washing my hair, you turned off the water gate." Jiang Bao said slightly awkwardly.
"I'm not only shutting down now, but starting tomorrow, the water will be cut off every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the water supply will be intermittently supplied on February, [-], what's the matter? What's wrong with your eyebrows and squinting eyes, crying and howling? Are you looking for death? I think you're all tired of living!" The charter woman roared impatiently.
"Gude touches you, charterer." A Gui smiled apologetically.
"How big is your mother! If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn your shop down." The renter stared at ghost and said.
The charter woman turned around, and when she saw the old tailor, she yelled, "Laugh! Why are you laughing? You shouldn't pay the rent if you laugh? Old asshole."
The old tailor ran away enchantingly.
"You are so strong, you deserve to be a coolie all your life, you owe me a few months' rent, you don't even say hello in the morning, you are exhausted, you bastard."
It seemed that he was tired of cursing and wanted to go upstairs to rest. When he saw Jiang Bao's pants with half of his butt exposed, he immediately stepped forward and slapped Jiang Bao, staring at him and saying, "Don't think that you won't hit you because you are handsome." .”
Lin Qing read it with great joy, this can be said to be the second funniest passage in the original book.
Seeing this scene, Lin Qing knew that Ah Xing and Fei Zaicong were coming.
Sure enough, Lin Qing didn't wait long, and saw A Xing and Fat Zai Cong walking from the barber shop in Jiangbo to the courtyard of Pigpen Walled City. The real residents of Pigpen Walled City are very happy. United, seeing Jiang Bao being entangled by the punks, dozens of people immediately surrounded him.
"Help the big brother take a nap inside, which one is not afraid of death to take a step forward!?"
Seeing so many people, Ah Xing was taken aback in his heart, but at this point, of course he couldn't show timidity, and shouted sternly.
Following A Xing's words, these dozens of people took a step forward in unison, obviously not frightened by A Xing's harsh words.
"Oh, so there's nothing to discuss, right? Then according to the rules of the world, one-on-one, one-on-one, no one should even think about fouling."
Seeing this scene, Ah Xing's head was very flexible, and he spoke accordingly.
"That aunt from Cong, come out." Axing pointed at the middle-aged aunt with dark skin and stains on her clothes.
The aunt came out, and Ah Xing didn't think he couldn't even win against an aunt, so he said arrogantly: "Why do you have such a fierce expression? You think you can beat me, you? I'll let you punch me! Hit me!" "
Ah Xing has been malnourished for a long time, and his body is very thin. Even if he is an old lady, he can't beat him. He is simply a scumbag.
The aunt directly punched Ah Xing in the stomach.
"puff!"
Ah Xing immediately spit out a mouthful of blood, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, Ah Xing asked: "What are you doing, auntie?"
"I work in the fields." The aunt said with a smile with blood stains on her face.
"Just plow the field well, you, go back to the field." A Xing said.
"There's something wrong!" the aunt said with a look of contempt.
"You still talk back when you do something wrong! It's not because of your faults, I've kicked you a long time ago." A Xing gestured with his fist, pretending to be stern and said.
Seeing the aunt leave, Ah Xing breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the short-looking person in the crowd and said, "That short man, the one who is five feet and half an inch away, is you! You have to admit that you are short, stand firm after being beaten, and come out!"
At first, the man thought he was talking about someone else, after all...he is not a dwarf.
After realizing that Ah Xing was talking about himself, he stood up straight away, and his two-meter-high body immediately startled Ah Xing, and said directly: "I despise those dishonest people the most in my life, sit down!"
The man actually sat back.
Ah Xing rolled his eyes around again, and saw a gentle-looking, thin old man, and said, "That old man with glasses is so dragging, come out!"
The old man immediately pushed away the neighbors around him and came out. His muscles did not match his at all. A Xing was so frightened that he changed his words: "I didn't call you, old man, I called that... that brat."
Ah Xing's heart is broken at this moment, who is this Tama!Unbelievable that he still couldn't beat a child, he pointed to a little ghost and said, "Little ghost, I have endured you for a long time, come out!"
Then the child pointed at by Ah Xing came out, with a muscular body, completely out of shape for this age group.
Seeing this scene, Ah Xing was completely speechless, what kind of monster is this Tama?
Quickly said: "Okay, okay, big enough, big enough."
Then he looked down at the neighbors and said: "Hey! No one looks like a human being, you are the ones who are not worthy! Today's duel has been cancelled."
At this time, Jiang Bao brought the charter woman, a bit like a child fighting and telling the parents, pointing at A Xing and saying: "He blackmailed me!"
The charter woman has very vicious eyesight. Naturally, she can tell at a glance whether she is a capable gangster or a gangster who pretends to be a tiger. She didn't pay any attention to Ah Xing's stern words, and without thinking, she just took her slippers out of the house. He took off his feet, and without any politeness, he just slapped him with a slipper.
"Oh, fat woman, you are the person in charge here, right?"
"Fat woman." The charter woman slipped her shoes on.
Ah Xing hurriedly covered his face and threatened: "Hey, the ax helped."
The charter woman went up with a pair of slippers, "The ax helped."
"Brother!" Ah Xing shouted into the barber shop.
"Brother." The charter woman flipped a slipper backhand.
Ah Xing was beaten so hard that he stepped back again and again, pointing at the charterer and saying, "You have to pay for the soup and medicine."
"Soup and medicine cost!" The charter woman followed Ah Xing, slapping her slippers with a word.
"My own!" Ah Xing shouted hastily.
"I raped you!" The renter chased A Xing and beat her.
clap clap clap...
Under the rhythm of the charter woman's singles, Ah Xing was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms, and then he took out a firecracker from his trouser pocket. In the end, he still didn't give up, hoping to frighten the people in the Pig Cage Walled City, and set it on fire. Firecrackers, thrown out: "Okay, you wait, I will call someone, a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will come to meet you."
(End of this chapter)
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 2 and One: A Cloud Piercing Arrow
"Housewife!? Why did I suddenly run out of water in the middle of washing my hair!?" On this day, a shabby voice suddenly sounded outside the door.
Lin Qing was startled, this place is very interesting, Lin Qing watched this scene with interest.
Lin Qing's ears moved slightly, and suddenly she heard the sound of extremely fast footsteps, and the charterer immediately ran down from upstairs.
"You don't need to pay for the water bill? You bastards, you don't pay the rent this month, and there is so much nonsense." The renter walked up to Jiang Bao and said arrogantly.
"But halfway through washing my hair, you turned off the water gate." Jiang Bao said slightly awkwardly.
"I'm not only shutting down now, but starting tomorrow, the water will be cut off every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the water supply will be intermittently supplied on February, [-], what's the matter? What's wrong with your eyebrows and squinting eyes, crying and howling? Are you looking for death? I think you're all tired of living!" The charter woman roared impatiently.
"Gude touches you, charterer." A Gui smiled apologetically.
"How big is your mother! If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn your shop down." The renter stared at ghost and said.
The charter woman turned around, and when she saw the old tailor, she yelled, "Laugh! Why are you laughing? You shouldn't pay the rent if you laugh? Old asshole."
The old tailor ran away enchantingly.
"You are so strong, you deserve to be a coolie all your life, you owe me a few months' rent, you don't even say hello in the morning, you are exhausted, you bastard."
It seemed that he was tired of cursing and wanted to go upstairs to rest. When he saw Jiang Bao's pants with half of his butt exposed, he immediately stepped forward and slapped Jiang Bao, staring at him and saying, "Don't think that you won't hit you because you are handsome." .”
Lin Qing read it with great joy, this can be said to be the second funniest passage in the original book.
Seeing this scene, Lin Qing knew that Ah Xing and Fei Zaicong were coming.
Sure enough, Lin Qing didn't wait long, and saw A Xing and Fat Zai Cong walking from the barber shop in Jiangbo to the courtyard of Pigpen Walled City. The real residents of Pigpen Walled City are very happy. United, seeing Jiang Bao being entangled by the punks, dozens of people immediately surrounded him.
"Help the big brother take a nap inside, which one is not afraid of death to take a step forward!?"
Seeing so many people, Ah Xing was taken aback in his heart, but at this point, of course he couldn't show timidity, and shouted sternly.
Following A Xing's words, these dozens of people took a step forward in unison, obviously not frightened by A Xing's harsh words.
"Oh, so there's nothing to discuss, right? Then according to the rules of the world, one-on-one, one-on-one, no one should even think about fouling."
Seeing this scene, Ah Xing's head was very flexible, and he spoke accordingly.
"That aunt from Cong, come out." Axing pointed at the middle-aged aunt with dark skin and stains on her clothes.
The aunt came out, and Ah Xing didn't think he couldn't even win against an aunt, so he said arrogantly: "Why do you have such a fierce expression? You think you can beat me, you? I'll let you punch me! Hit me!" "
Ah Xing has been malnourished for a long time, and his body is very thin. Even if he is an old lady, he can't beat him. He is simply a scumbag.
The aunt directly punched Ah Xing in the stomach.
"puff!"
Ah Xing immediately spit out a mouthful of blood, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, Ah Xing asked: "What are you doing, auntie?"
"I work in the fields." The aunt said with a smile with blood stains on her face.
"Just plow the field well, you, go back to the field." A Xing said.
"There's something wrong!" the aunt said with a look of contempt.
"You still talk back when you do something wrong! It's not because of your faults, I've kicked you a long time ago." A Xing gestured with his fist, pretending to be stern and said.
Seeing the aunt leave, Ah Xing breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the short-looking person in the crowd and said, "That short man, the one who is five feet and half an inch away, is you! You have to admit that you are short, stand firm after being beaten, and come out!"
At first, the man thought he was talking about someone else, after all...he is not a dwarf.
After realizing that Ah Xing was talking about himself, he stood up straight away, and his two-meter-high body immediately startled Ah Xing, and said directly: "I despise those dishonest people the most in my life, sit down!"
The man actually sat back.
Ah Xing rolled his eyes around again, and saw a gentle-looking, thin old man, and said, "That old man with glasses is so dragging, come out!"
The old man immediately pushed away the neighbors around him and came out. His muscles did not match his at all. A Xing was so frightened that he changed his words: "I didn't call you, old man, I called that... that brat."
Ah Xing's heart is broken at this moment, who is this Tama!Unbelievable that he still couldn't beat a child, he pointed to a little ghost and said, "Little ghost, I have endured you for a long time, come out!"
Then the child pointed at by Ah Xing came out, with a muscular body, completely out of shape for this age group.
Seeing this scene, Ah Xing was completely speechless, what kind of monster is this Tama?
Quickly said: "Okay, okay, big enough, big enough."
Then he looked down at the neighbors and said: "Hey! No one looks like a human being, you are the ones who are not worthy! Today's duel has been cancelled."
At this time, Jiang Bao brought the charter woman, a bit like a child fighting and telling the parents, pointing at A Xing and saying: "He blackmailed me!"
The charter woman has very vicious eyesight. Naturally, she can tell at a glance whether she is a capable gangster or a gangster who pretends to be a tiger. She didn't pay any attention to Ah Xing's stern words, and without thinking, she just took her slippers out of the house. He took off his feet, and without any politeness, he just slapped him with a slipper.
"Oh, fat woman, you are the person in charge here, right?"
"Fat woman." The charter woman slipped her shoes on.
Ah Xing hurriedly covered his face and threatened: "Hey, the ax helped."
The charter woman went up with a pair of slippers, "The ax helped."
"Brother!" Ah Xing shouted into the barber shop.
"Brother." The charter woman flipped a slipper backhand.
Ah Xing was beaten so hard that he stepped back again and again, pointing at the charterer and saying, "You have to pay for the soup and medicine."
"Soup and medicine cost!" The charter woman followed Ah Xing, slapping her slippers with a word.
"My own!" Ah Xing shouted hastily.
"I raped you!" The renter chased A Xing and beat her.
clap clap clap...
Under the rhythm of the charter woman's singles, Ah Xing was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms, and then he took out a firecracker from his trouser pocket. In the end, he still didn't give up, hoping to frighten the people in the Pig Cage Walled City, and set it on fire. Firecrackers, thrown out: "Okay, you wait, I will call someone, a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will come to meet you."
(End of this chapter)
(End of this chapter)
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