Plane of Heroes Three Kingdoms

Chapter 77 It's impolite, won't uncle shout?

Fan Xian's small body was trembling with fear, and he imagined the scene of Jiang Zhe suddenly laughing wildly, and then opened his bloody mouth to eat him directly.

But Jiang Zhe said contemptuously with a teasing tone.

"Calm down, you have encountered such a thing as calm rebirth, what the hell are you afraid of?"

"Who dares to say that you are not afraid of ghosts. Are you a human or a ghost?"

Fan Xian was still trembling with fear, and immediately refuted Jiang Zhe's words.

Just after he finished speaking, he suddenly realized something.

"Wait. Rebirth? How do you know the concept of rebirth. Who are you??"

Fan Xian's eyes widened, as if he was astonished after all the secrets in his heart were discovered.

"I said it's your uncle, and your mother is my sister. But I really didn't expect that my sister's son turned out to be a reborn person. Hehe, that's interesting."

Jiang Zhe is now an actor who has substituted himself into it.

"My mother? Your sister. Rebirth. What is it? I don't know what you are talking about? Who are you?"

After seven years of peaceful life, Fan Xian knew nothing about the outside world, about his identity and origin.

Except knowing that the blind uncle is his mother's servant
And now, a man who claims to be his mother's brother appears.

Who is he?
Why did he fight with Uncle Wu Zhu?
The scariest thing is...
The person's body was divided into two halves, and he was still able to speak normally.

Jiang Zhe took a breath helplessly, and then said slowly.

"Don't pretend, I know you have a soul from another world in your body. I know from what you said about Truman's World and Ethereal Journey."

This news made Fan Xian inexplicably excited.

"You too?"

Jiang Zhe nodded.

"To be precise, your old lady and I are both people from beyond the sky, and came to this world because of time and space.

However, according to the classification of time travel, your wife and I are different from you.

We are time-traveling, you belong to rebirth.

So your current physical body and the blood flowing on your body are all passed down from my sister.
Your current identity is also inherited from her.

So I was right to say I am your uncle, oh. It would be better to say it another way, I am your uncle! "

Jiang Zhe explained to Fan Xian with a grin.

But in his heart he was full of admiration for himself for saying such very reasonable and unreasonable words.

But okay
He finally became Fan Xian's father.

In the future, besides his biological father, adoptive father, uncle, father-in-law, and adoptive father, Fan Xian's backer will also be my uncle.

Fan Xian was completely dumbfounded, and stared at Jiang Zhe in disbelief.

"Are you really from the earth like me, and my mother?"

He felt the joy of meeting a fellow villager in a strange place, and also the worry that he was caught in some kind of conspiracy.

"That's right. Fellow countryman, Heavenly King Gedihu!"

Jiang Zhe clapped his hands and said.

Fan Xian's eyes lit up, and he immediately followed up.

"The pagoda suppresses the river demon! Sure enough, you know this kind of stalk."

At this moment, Jiang Zhe shook his head.

"The mistake is chicken stew with mushrooms!"

really
You and I are both human beings with content.

Fan Xian immediately let go of his sense of vigilance. Even though he still had many doubts and questions, he let go of his guard against Jiang Zhe's friendly attitude.

After all, in the original time and space.

He is just an ordinary liberal arts student, and an ordinary person who has been paralyzed for several years, not a secret agent, let alone a conspirator.

"You are really my fellow countryman, me..."

The excited Fan Xian couldn't even speak clearly.

"Niece, don't get excited yet. Can you help me move my lower body over first?"

When Fan Xian was excited, Jiang Zhe couldn't help interrupting.

This word fell.
Fan Xian instantly felt that the air around him became gloomy and cold, and the chill pierced his bones.

Even if this person is also from Earth, he might be a monster.

Fan Xian took another step back timidly.

"Your body has been cut in half, how can you return it?"

Jiang Zhe gave little Fan Xian a white look.

"Do you understand the immortal body?"

Fan Xian let out an ooh in shock, and immediately came up with something in his brain.

"Bloodline of the vampire clan? Or is it the elixir of longevity? You are not a reincarnation person. Do you have some kind of master god dimension?"

Fan Xian approached again and asked.

Jiang Zhe's mouth twitched.

Damn it, you said everything I wanted to say, what can I explain?
"Okay, you help me dig out my ass first, it's been so long. My broken part is a little itchy."

Jiang Zhe ordered Fan Xian.

Fan Xian immediately uttered an ooh, and ran over to the place where Jiang Zhe's lower body was originally buried.

After thinking about the role of the reincarnation, it makes sense for Jiang Zhe to have abilities that he can't understand.

At least not a man-eating monster or a ghost
After digging out Jiang Zhe's leg, Fan Xian began to use all his strength to pull it up
"Huh! I'm so tired. Why can't I pull it out?"

Jiang Zhe's voice floated over from a distance.

"Are you playing with pulling out radishes? Dig first, use your strength, what about the strength to suck?"

Fan Xian groaned, continued to dig the soil next to his lower body, and then continued to pull it up.

"Hey, half of your butt is here, does it hurt?"

Fan Xian continued to dig, and gradually relaxed, and began to ask Jiang Zhedao poorly.

"It doesn't hurt, it's just a little itchy, hurry up and dig!"

Jiang Zhe urged.

"Why do I feel that this scene is a bit familiar? It's like a movie I've seen, where the bullets fly!"

Fan Xian suddenly let out a laugh, and said with a smile.

Jiang Zhe ignored Fan Xian, but said aloud.

"Your skill is pretty good."

Fan Xian pulled Jiang Zhe's leg vigorously, and replied vigorously.

"Uncle Wuzhu gave this cheat book, and if you follow it, you will have your current strength. By the way, how did you get cut into two pieces and fell into the mud."

After Fan Xian answered a question, he immediately asked a question in return.

Jiang Zhe twitched his lips and sighed with a smile.

"Your uncle and I had a fight with your uncle Wuzhu. We didn't win the fight, and that's what happened."

Fan Xian pouted.

Taking advantage of me again, bah, everyone is also a time traveler, and you are about the same age as me, how come you are my uncle?

"Then what about my Uncle Wuzhu?"

Fan Xian asked.

"You were seriously injured by me. It will probably take half a year to recharge."

Jiang Zhe replied.

"what?"

Fan Xian didn't understand Jiang Zhe's words. He still didn't know that Wu Zhu was a robot.

When I was about to ask again...
"Bang"!
The lower half of his body was pulled out from the soil, and Fan Xian lost his strength and fell backwards.

"Ouch.. my ass!"

But that half of the body quickly disappeared from Fan Xian's side.

When Fan Xian got up clutching his buttocks, there was already a beautiful boy in brocade clothes who was taller than him standing beside him.
The boy is twisting his waist and moving his body.

"You're closing it right now? No need to use some glue or some secret technique?"

Fan Xian looked in surprise at Jiang Zhe whose body had merged into one, and asked in a daze.

Jiang Zhe smiled and took out a fan and hit Fan Xian on the head.

"Oh, it hurts, why did you hit me?"

"It's impolite, isn't uncle yelling?"

(End of this chapter)