Tianfenbao

Chapter 114 I Want To Become Immortal
"What did you say?!" The little fat man Zhu Qizhen stood up straight with a carp that didn't fit his figure. Zhu Qizhen's eyes gleamed, his hands fluttered in excitement, and he roared incoherently: "You mean I can Immortal cultivation? I can cultivate immortality..."

"I want to become an immortal, be happy in the sky, and make myself worthy of beautiful fables..." Zhu Qizhen is really crazy and moving towards the direction of madness.

Zhu Qizhen sang and danced for a while, cried for a while and laughed for a while, sometimes gritted his teeth, sometimes screamed up to the sky, and a very second-rate sentence came out of his mouth,

"I want this day to never hide my eyes again;
I want this place to no longer hide my heart;
I want all beings to understand me;

I want all the gods and Buddhas in the sky to disappear in smoke! "

"Hey, wake up, it's time to get up and move the bricks. The project manager is waiting very anxiously..." With a thought, Yang Xin congealed a water polo in his hand, splashed it on Zhu Qizhen's face, and gave it to Zhu Qizhen who was in madness at the right time. I poured some cold water on it.But obviously, one water polo couldn't make Zhu Qizhen recover from his frantic rage, so Yang Xin splashed several more water polos.

"Water Dungeon-Who will repair the dam!" Seeing that the water polo couldn't wake him up, Yang Xin simply resorted to Water Dungeon.

"Are you awake?" Yang Xin asked.

"Wake up. Immortal master, you don't understand. You can travel through the heavens and worlds. If you want the wind, you can get the wind, and if you want the rain, you can get the rain. The fairy fate is infinite. How can you know the sorrow of the people trapped in this world? This world is just a martial arts world." A plane, not a plane of comprehension. If it wasn’t awakened by the immortal master, I would have lived my whole life in a daze, but I was awakened by the immortal master. I want to become a fairy and be happy, but in the end it’s those thoughts... "Zhu Qizhen started to stride towards the lunatic again.

"Have you studied "Fan Jinzhongju"? Be careful with my palm technique that falls from the sky." Yang Xin raised his hand.

Zhu Qizhen nodded again and again, but still couldn't help singing: "I want to become a fairy and be happy in the sky, and I will transform into a myth and spread it in the wind..."

"Why are you cleaning up the lyrics of Journey to the West?" Yang Xin said speechlessly.

"Immortal Master, you don't understand! How can you who are on the top of the cloud know the sorrow of the cloud and mud at the bottom. "Journey to the West" is my favorite in the dream!
This is an excellent domestic fairy tale TV series, you can't imagine, this is a genius work, genius actors, genius directors created together!

It is it that created the Monkey King performance art with a deadpan face, dull eyes, and twitching body;
It was it that invented post-modern martial arts in which an action is repeated three times to show its power;

For a simple martial arts action, it must be repeated left and right, left and right again, and played back to the end of time. It is precisely because of this that this TV series has developed this kind of repetitive martial arts action, which can be performed in three episodes. The plot is stuffed into a new film and television road full of [-] episodes;

Each episode is about 10 minutes long, which includes nearly 5 minutes of opening song and actor introduction, 5 minutes of ending song and next episode preview, plus 10 minutes of repetitive martial arts, he meow, the rest The first 10 minutes is the real plot;

Every time Sun Wukong fights with bad guys, after subduing the opponent, he will always gloat and say: "You fell down before I did my best...";
Tang Seng has become a master of martial arts in the play, Yiyang refers to everything is a little kiss, but such a group of awesome people always vomit blood, vomit blood, vomit blood for no reason...

There is also the big boss Wutian, who plays very cool every time he appears on the stage, like a rock singer, but in the end he was knocked out by Monkey King with a computer stunt, FUCK, I am completely convinced;

Moreover, this character has the same expression from beginning to end, always looking like a bitter gourd, and his disgusting performance always makes me feel that there is a similarity between him and Sun Wukong;
There is also the reincarnated soul boy of the Buddha named Qiao Ling'er, he talked about love in the world, that's right!The reincarnation of the Buddha falls in love in the human world, and what's more, it's a vigorous love triangle...

But I have to doubt Buddha's taste, TM's are too bad, you look at that dress, it looks like someone from the urban-rural fringe area, especially that girl named Biyou, I can't stand it, she looks like spring all day long "Linger, Linger..."

In short, I have no words to describe this TV series. I have to say that "Journey to the West" is really a fighter among bad movies..."

"You're awesome!" After hearing Zhu Qizhen's cross talk-like commentary, Yang Xin gave a thumbs up.

"I want to become a fairy..."

"Stop!" Yang Xin quickly raised his hand to signal Zhu Qizhen to stop, he was so ill that he had to take strong medicine, Yang Xin said in a deep voice: "Looking at the past and present, and 5000 years across, which emperor have you seen who can cultivate immortals?"

Zhu Qizhen's face turned extremely pale in an instant, but he held on to the last glimmer of hope, whining like a wounded and dying beast: "Then what do you mean by jumping out of the Three Realms and not being in the Five Elements?"

"You are a human emperor, you should walk the road of the ancient emperor, how can you walk the road of cultivating immortals?" Yang Xin said while knocking on Zhu Qizhen's head, hating iron for being weak.

Yang Xin raised his hand to the center of Zhu Qizhen's eyebrows, and the "Human Emperor's Luck Condensation Technique" printed out by the treasure distribution system was transmitted to Zhu Qizhen's mind. "The Human Emperor's Luck Condensation Technique" was created by the ancient Human Emperor. It condenses the destiny of the human race and the origin of life, and then achieves the path of the Human Emperor.At that time, when Mount Tai is enshrined in Zen, you can stand with the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors. Although it is not as good as cultivating immortals, but as strong as cultivating immortals, you can live as long as heaven and earth, and shine with the sun and moon.

"How to become a human emperor?" Zhu Qizhen asked puzzledly.

"Expanding the territory and expanding the territory of the empire to the outside world, recuperating internally, the government is clear, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the humanity is prosperous, and the luck of the human race will gather quickly." Yang Xin said with the eyes of a bully looking at a scumbag.

"Then what is the origin of life?" Zhu Qizhen asked cautiously.

"What you have in your hand is the source of life. Looking at this world, is there anything more suitable for it to be the source of life?" Yang Xin said angrily.

"Heshibi, Chuanguo Yuxi?" Zhu Qizhen was taken aback for a moment, and then said happily: "There is really nothing more suitable than this."

"When will the real person leave this world?" Zhu Qizhen asked casually.It seems careless, but it is extremely cautious.

Yang Xin laughed silently. Although this Zhu Qizhen has been nurtured by later generations in the illusion, he is still the Ninth Five-Year Supreme of Ming Dynasty in essence.

"Afraid that I'm a threat to your throne?" Yang Xin asked straight to the point.

Zhu Qizhen was tongue-tied, but Yang Xin didn't expect Yang Xin to directly put his little thoughts on the table.

"The more prosperous the human world is, the faster the luck of the human race gathers, and the faster I will leave! Don't worry about me being a threat to you. If it reaches a certain level, even if I want to stay in this world, I won't be able to stay." Yang Xin Straight up.

"Rejected by the original consciousness of the plane?" Zhu Qizhen asked hastily.

Yang Xin nodded, then thought of something, waved his hand, and said: "A good person will do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, these things should be useful to you."

What appeared in front of Zhu Qizhen were potatoes, sweet potatoes, wheat and other high-yield food crop seeds, as well as several extremely thick "Encyclopedias". Various advanced knowledge of the world.

"Thank you Immortal Master!" Zhu Qizhen saluted solemnly and said respectfully.

"Okay, I'm not helping you for nothing, there are a few things you need to do for me."

(End of this chapter)