Tianfenbao

Chapter 131 The Swordsman Version Deformation Meter
Dongfang Bubai was fine if he didn't ask, but when he asked Yue Lingshan, he jumped three feet high in anger.

"Uncle Yang said that I was still young and said that natural, green and pollution-free skin was the best. He wouldn't let me use it. I only have this." Yue Lingshan carefully took out a powder cake from her arms.

Elegant and stylish packaging, ingenious craftsmanship, especially the small round mirror that can illuminate the face of the person after opening the cover...

If this small powder cake flows into the rivers and lakes, it will definitely be a priceless treasure, but compared with the pile of bottles and cans in Dongfang Bubai's arms, it can be said to be nothing.

"Sister Dongfang, let's go. I'll take you to my room and teach you how to use these cosmetics." Yue Lingshan pulled Dongfang Bubai up the mountain very familiarly.

"Um... don't you need to see your Uncle Yang first?" Dongfang Bubai blinked and asked.

"No need, Grand Master Yang said, tell Sister Dongfang to stay in our Xianyue Sect for a while longer, get to know our Xianyue Sect thoroughly, and then decide how the Sun Moon Sect will treat our Xianyue Sect. let's go~"

Dongfang Bubai was stunned for a moment, understanding that this was Xianyue Sect Yang Xin's conspiracy, which somewhat meant "conquering the enemy without fighting", so Dongfang Bubai not only did not refuse, but the already dead heart deep in his heart On the contrary, he was a little ready to make a move, but the leader of a religion still had to save his face, so the reserved Dongfang Bubai was half pushed and half pulled into Yue Lingshan's boudoir by Yue Lingshan.

As soon as you enter Yue Lingshan's boudoir, all the facilities in the boudoir are simply blinding: Dongfang Bubai's 24K krypton gold dog eyes, white jade floor as white as jade, crystal clear glass windows, transparent glass lamps hanging on the roof, etc. ...Everything is refreshing the three views of Dongfang Invincible.

Yang Xin, who is still getting used to the modern world, simply cannot adapt to the ancient living environment and living habits. The treasure distribution system is omnipotent, and these modern equipments hardly waste any luck points. Yang Xin simply transforms the ancient Huashan buildings into One by one, they were transformed into modern homes imitating Suzhou gardens.

Yue Lingshan's boudoir is a standard two-room room, equipped with all kinds of modern appliances and household facilities.

As soon as Yue Lingshan entered the room, she revealed her true nature. She kicked off her shoes with a kick, put on slippers, and then found a pair of slippers for Dongfang Bubai to change into.

"Sister Dongfang, don't be formal, just act like you are at home." Yue Lingshan said, then opened the refrigerator, took out a large bottle of Feizhai Happy Water, and poured it into two transparent glasses.

"Sister, try it?!" Yue Lingshan handed Dongfang Bubai a cup and said.

Dongfang Bubai was taken aback for a moment, his heart sank when he saw the black drink, and his thoughts changed sharply, "Is this poisoning? No, it's not necessary..."

Yue Lingshan didn't care, she raised her head, drank half a cup, and then let out a long "burp~"

"Since it's here, let's be safe!" Dongfang Bubai simply put these messy thoughts out of his mind, and he was very confident in his deep internal power. Even if he poisoned him, he could use his internal power to force it out. Small mouth.

"Sweet, the taste is not bad, and there is no poison at all." Dongfang Bubai thought to himself.

"Sister, you don't feel good drinking like this, just like me, it's good to drink like this." After Yue Lingshan finished speaking, she raised her head and drank most of the glass in one gulp, then hiccupped again.

Dongfang Bubai was no longer reserved, just like Yue Lingshan, he raised his neck, drank the drink in his cup, and also burped for a long time.

"Hahahaha..." The two of them laughed at the same time.

"How is Dongfang Bubai? Is it delicious?" Yue Lingshan poured another cup for Dongfang Bubai and herself.

"It's really delicious! It's even better than wine!" Dongfang Bubai exclaimed.

"Oh, it's a pity. Uncle Yang Taishi lied to me about such a delicious drink, saying that this fat house happy water is harmful to the body. If you drink too much, you will gain weight. Don't let me drink more, and give me two bottles in half a month. I drank it I haven't gained weight in such a long time."

"Is this very precious?" Dongfang Bubai asked calmly.

"It's quite precious in Jianghu, even the emperor didn't drink it, but in my Xianyue Sect, it's as much as you want, forget it, let's not talk about these bad things, sister Dongfang, let me teach you how to make these things Cosmetics."

Yue Lingshan happily pulled Dongfang Bubai to the dressing table.Coming to the dressing table, Dongfang Bubai was shocked again. The small round mirror in Yue Lingshan's hand had already shocked Dongfang Bubai into a heavenly man. When he saw such a huge dressing mirror, Dongfang Bubai's heart couldn't be more shocked.

"Do you have many Xianyue clans with this kind of utensils?" Dongfang Bubai asked tremblingly, pointing at the vanity mirror.

"There are many. Do you want it, sister? I'll give you a few sets when you leave." Yue Lingshan said nonchalantly.

"Such a great gift, my sister deserves it..." Dongfang Bubai frantically groped around on his body, but except for some silver needles as weapons, Dongfang Bubai didn't bring anything with him on this trip. He was helpless. Then, Dongfang Bubai took off his bracelet, handed it to Yue Lingshan and said, "My sister came in a hurry and didn't bring any gifts. Let me just use this hosta as a meeting gift for my sister. Don't dislike it."

"This is for me?! Thank you, sister. Of course, my sister will not dislike it." Yue Lingshan's eyes lit up, she took the bracelet very happily, and then carefully put the bracelet in her storage box.

Dongfang Bubai's face was embarrassed, then darkened, Yue Lingshan's storage box was several times better than her own bracelet.Dongfang Bubai originally wanted to pick out two items from the pile of bottles and jars in his arms and give them to Yue Lingshan, but these were originally belongings of the Xianyue Sect, so using the items of the Xianyue Sect to give them to others was not justified due to etiquette, and Yes, Dongfang Invincible really doesn't want to give it.

Women have no resistance to cosmetics, but women also have the ability to foresight about cosmetics. Dongfang Bubai knows the purpose of these cosmetics by simply scanning these bottles and jars.

"Sister Dongfang, you are using rouge, don't use this rouge in the future, it contains lead poison." Yue Lingshan pointed to Dongfang Bubai's red lips and said.

"Lead poison?" Dongfang Bubai was taken aback, thinking that Yang Lianting bought his rouge, and thought of a lot...

"Yes, lead poisoning. All the rouge in Ming Dynasty contains lead poisoning. This poison is a chronic poison. It won't take effect in three to five years. It will only occur in ten or twenty years. And this poison is colorless and tasteless. It doesn't matter if you use it occasionally, but if you use it for a long time, lead poisoning will accumulate in the human body, which can affect the functions of the human nervous system, cardiovascular system, skeletal system, reproductive system and immune system, causing gastrointestinal tract, liver and kidney and other diseases. disease of the brain."

"Of course, these are what Uncle Yang Taishi said, but our Xianyue Sect once conducted an experiment and fed a large amount of rouge to chickens, ducks, cats and dogs. They would die soon, so sister, it is better not to use rouge, but to use lipstick. , this is it. Come on, sister, first use remover to remove your makeup, then put on a facial mask to replenish moisture, and then let’s try these lipsticks..."

The woman's learning talent is astonishing, and she knows cosmetics without a teacher. After a while, Dongfang Bubai and Yue Lingshan figured out the purpose and usage of these cosmetics, and then...

The domineering and magnificent Dongfang Yujie finished her makeup and changed into a white dress. After that, she turned into a pure and refined fairy who seemed to come from the sky to the world without eating fireworks.

"Wow, Jiutian Xuannv has descended to the mortal world. My sister is so beautiful. I envy her. If my group of animal brothers see her, they will definitely call her goddess and their tears will shed their tears."

"Goddess?" Dongfang Bubai smiled slightly, causing the entire world to turn pale.

"I love it, I can't take it anymore, sister, if you do this again, my sister will fall in love with you." Yue Lingshan held Dongfang Bubai's hand and smiled coquettishly, "Goddesses in our Xianyue Sect don't mean female gods. , but refers to the love object that boys love but can't reach... well, it's hard to explain the meaning of the goddess in words, it can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words. Sister Dongfang, if you stay in my Xianyue gate for a while knew."

"Sister, you are innocent, and you are also a rare beauty..."

While the two were laughing and playing, a strange music suddenly sounded from inside and outside.

"This is?" Dongfang Bubai subconsciously tightened his body, narrowed his eyes, and stared at the door.

(End of this chapter)