The perfect villain of the heavens

Chapter 111 'Treasure Offer'

After changing his attire, Ding Chunqiu stood in front of the gate of the palace, and said to the guarding imperial guards: "Go and report that Ding has a treasure to present to His Majesty!"

The guards looked at Ding Chunqiu carefully, and found that although he was young, he had an extraordinary bearing. When he stopped casually, he looked like a nobleman, and his whole body was meticulously crafted, from as small as a hair crown to as big as a hair crown. As for the jade pendants, they were all high-quality items. The princes in the palace had never had these, so the guards did not dare to neglect them.

Is the emperor able to see it just by saying "offer a treasure"?
Of course not, so the first one to come out was the general of the guards. When the other party came in, Ding Chunqiu stood there, motionless, half-closed his eyes, and before the other party could speak, he directly replied: "Ding Chunqiu A certain offering is an extremely precious treasure, let the one who can make the decision come."

Of course, it’s different this time, we can’t just talk about it, but have to show it in kind, so in his hand, he is holding a bottle... of high-grade and exquisitely packaged Erguotou, the transparent glass, which is exposed to the sun. Under the illumination of the light, the colorful light is reflected.

The general who was about to get angry immediately swallowed his anger back, and at the same time he went back to report, he also sent someone to protect Ding Chunqiu, but Ding Chunqiu didn't take back the things, just holding it with one hand Watching, the guards were terrified, afraid that the little ancestor's hands would go numb, and things would fall off and break into pieces...

The reply was very fast this time, the level was different after all, a eunuch came out soon, and led Ding Chunqiu to the palace, after half a stick of incense, he stopped in front of a hall, and the eunuch went in first Reported, not long after, he came back and took Ding Chunqiu to the main hall.

"Who are you?"

The emperor sitting in the main hall just glanced at the Erguotou in his hand, but showed a different expression towards Ding Chunqiu.

This is because of the different identities, and the temperament of the body is also different. Whether it is a guard or a eunuch, when they see something in his hand, they will show a surprised or amazed expression, but the emperor is interested in people.

For this alone, Ding Chunqiu knew that he was a qualified emperor. He had no idea about the temple, so he had no intention of becoming a petty official, just in case the emperor took a fancy to him and wanted to take him under his wing. Beside, then... isn't it going to be a "The Adventures of Tintin"?
He lifted up the Erguotou in his hand: "Your Majesty, the treasure I present is not this glass bottle, but the fine nectar and jade liquid in it. This is a set, please Your Majesty to taste."

After finishing speaking, he directly put the Erguotou in the eunuch's hand, and then waited for the emperor to taste the wine. After the tasting, he said other things.

In Kaifeng, after the poison test, the emperor tasted it. It tasted good, at least stronger than any wine the emperor had ever drunk.

The quality of the lottery drawn by the system is guaranteed. This box of hardcover Erguotou is definitely not the kind of alcohol blended with much more mellow. He has drank it before. It is definitely not fake wine, but the alcohol is too high and he doesn't drink it often.

The emperor only drank one cup, he was very satisfied, he looked at Ding Chunqiu and said: "From my observation of your words and deeds, you should be from a famous family, and this time you came to pay tribute to the immortal wine, I am afraid that there is something you need to ask me to help you? Tell me!"

Talking to someone who understands is easy!

Ding Chunqiu sighed and said: "It's like this, I've developed a kind of paper..." At this point, he flicked his long sleeves, and a roll of toilet paper appeared in his hand, which was also handed over to the eunuch's hand. Then he said: "This paper is very soft and cannot be written on, but it is very good for toilet use."

When the toilet paper was delivered to the emperor's hand, there was only a little bit. The rest was all torn by the eunuch during inspection. When he heard that the paper was for going to the toilet, the little eunuch was frightened and knelt down. He fell to the ground, not daring to lift his head.

But neither Ding Chunqiu nor the emperor paid any attention to him, the former said directly: "Unfortunately, I originally planned to circulate this paper in the market to see if it would be useful, but...but...the prince was pregnant with the little one. The shop was sealed, and the secret recipe of this paper was accidentally destroyed, this thing... can no longer be made..."

Would an emperor offend a prince because of a piece of toilet paper?

Of course not, what's more, the King Huai mentioned by Ding Chunqiu is the emperor's younger brother, if he is punished because of this incident, let alone his relatives, even he himself will not be able to pass this test.

So it's a pity, but it doesn't matter: "I see, it seems that King Huai has been mischievous recently..."

Ding Chunqiu smiled lightly, he has been so simple for several lifetimes?And what you do in that life is all on the long side, some lines can last for decades, so...don't worry...

"Yes, His Highness Huai has just passed his thirties, and he is indeed young. By the way, I plan to pay all the remaining ones to His Majesty. I hope His Majesty will allow..."

"Quite! Come here to announce, this son has made meritorious service in presenting treasures, and I will be rewarded with a thousand pieces of gold!"

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After coming out of the palace with five gold bars, Ding Chunqiu smiled, from being frugal to being extravagant, it would be very difficult to figure it out, especially this would be the Song Dynasty, the richest and most enjoyable dynasty in history...

The toilet paper he sent was not a lot, just three big bags. Judging from the number of the emperor and his harem, these were only enough for a few days. When they are used up, they will use bamboo to scrape their buttocks... Hum!
The most important thing is the family of the emperor who has no relatives. Just wait another week and make some small objects for King Huai's rebellion and send them over. I don't believe he can still say 'King Huai is naughty'?
Don't doubt his craftsmanship. If you can make ginseng out of radishes and make some objects for rebellion, it really shouldn't be too easy. By the way, the ginseng is still in his room. I don't know if someone will move it?

Of course someone moved. After Li Qiushui returned to the Xiaoyao faction, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Ding Chunqiu was interesting. That little guy, who had already found himself, pretended not to know, especially the time in the bathhouse. The face is pale and pale, which is interesting!

The more she thought about it, the more amusing she was, finally on a certain day, she opened the door to Ding Chunqiu's room.

Of course, before this, she went around Su Xinghe's room first, but found nothing interesting, so she had high expectations for Ding Chunqiu's room.

A little doll ran to the brothel to drink as soon as he got off the mountain, which shows that he is a person who can enjoy himself, so there should be a lot of good things in his room!

So the first time he entered, he saw the box on the cabinet. After opening it, even Li Qiushui took a deep breath. Such old ginseng cannot be bought with money!

(End of this chapter)