The perfect villain of the heavens
Chapter 171 The Very Wounded Mud Bodhisattva
Chapter 171 The Very Wounded Mud Bodhisattva
When he saw the Mud Bodhisattva, Xiong Ba was taken aback, this body... even non-mainstream people can't wear it like this!
As for the Ni Bodhisattva, when he saw Xiong Ba, his eyes were somewhat resentful. You must know, with his name of 'no doubt', which faction he went to, who would not treat him as a superior guest?
Only in this Tianxiahui, the first time the door was not allowed to enter, the second time he came in, and then he was kicked out again, the third time he finally saw Xiongba, but this first time, the mud bodhisattva's first time At a glance, he didn't see Xiongba's fate!
This is so abnormal!
After the mud bodhisattva settled down, he took out the Persian treasure box and said loudly: "I have a new treasure, which is this Persian treasure box. After calculation, only Lord Xiong can help me open it. The fortune of half a lifetime."
What this said...if it were anyone else, he might be very happy, but the current Xiongba's body has not changed, but his soul is different. He does not need this box to tell fortunes, and he also knows the destiny arrangement of his life, so the conditions of the Clay Bodhisattva, for For him, it is equivalent to wanting the white female vote...
After waving his hand to let everyone back out, Xiongba walked around the clay bodhisattva a few times, and these few laps made the clay bodhisattva go away in fear. He felt like he was being watched by a lion...
Actually, he really didn't feel wrong. In these few laps, Xiongba wanted to shoot this guy to death several times.
But after thinking about it, if he died, wouldn't it be a little less ritualistic?That's why he didn't take action. In the end, he sighed helplessly and said: "It's not impossible to help you open this box, but it's just my destiny for the first half of my life, which is still too little. Let's add some more." Money!”
Just...add some more money...
The mud bodhisattva wants to scold people, but he doesn't know what language to use to scold. He actually wants to leave, but...he dare not...because he can see from Xiongba's eyes, once he has something The change, then next year's today... Oh, go!Has no one burned incense for himself?
It seems that after going out from the Tianxiahui this time, it's time to find a successor for myself, at least, after I die, someone will bury me, right?
"The leader is joking, the mud bodhisattva is penniless, and in terms of money, I'm afraid he can't meet the requirements of the leader..."
This is the truth. Wherever the Nud Bodhisattva goes, he does not have the habit of bringing money. The main reason is that there are too many people begging him. Countless people want to ask him for orders. Under such conditions, what money does he bring?Wherever he went, a group of people invited him to eat and drink, and even gave him money.
Only this world will...next time...never come again!
No money?
Xiongba is unhappy again. Who is willing to do this money-free thing?So he took out the paper and pen from his sleeves and said to Ni Bodhisattva: "Then let's make an IOU first."
After taking a deep breath and suppressing all the dissatisfaction in his stomach, Ni Bodhisattva wrote a 5 tael IOU directly...
But Xiongba looked at it and was very dissatisfied: "The format of this IOU is wrong, and it doesn't specify when to pay back the money, and how the interest will be calculated after it expires. There is nothing about it. Forget it. Let me write it down." , just come and sign."
Because I have to sign some documents these years, so Xiongba writes very quickly. Before the Ni Bodhisattva came to his senses, he wrote a new IOU, and then let the Ni Bodhisattva sign his name. Seeing the number of money, it is not five, but ten...
Needless to say, the price of this product has increased again, from 5 taels to 10 taels!
In fact, it doesn't matter to the mud bodhisattva whether the money is too much or not. As long as he has the heart to give the rich man a few fortunes, the money will flow into his pocket like running water, but... This thing is disgusting!
He rushed to give orders, but was blackmailed 10 taels of silver, this matter...he has never encountered it before.
But it's okay, we should be able to start now, right?
The mud bodhisattva has made up his mind, he will leave after the approval, and he will definitely not stay for a while, if he stays for a while, he is a pig!
But at this moment, Xiongba left, saying that it was time to pick up his daughter from school, and as a parent, he wanted to help her daughter with her homework...
Ni Bodhisattva doesn't quite understand, homework... is something that is more important than instructions?Forget it, just wait for a while. From the looks of it, it should be done soon.
But what he didn't know was that the longer Kong Ci grew, the more beautiful he became, but his IQ... had a tendency to decrease gradually as his body grew. It was very simple homework, and if he didn't do it for four hours, it was It must not be completed.
So he waited until dark, and it was almost midnight.
Mud Bodhisattva is a little helpless. He is the only one in the hall now. He has been alone for a day. He has no water to drink and no food to eat. This... no one even told me where to sleep. Could it be... just sleep here? Already?
As soon as he fell asleep, Xiongba came and pushed him awake with his internal force: "Don't sleep, come on, criticize..."
This time, the Ni Bodhisattva really couldn't hold back, and spit out a mouthful of blood. He really vomited blood. As soon as his blood fell to the ground, countless guards rushed out and squeezed him and Xiongba away together. With one brave operation, the ground... was as clean as new...
This time it's Xiongba's turn to be a little embarrassed. He approved the sanitation campaign of the Tianxiahui. Those who complete it will be rewarded, and those who fail to complete it will be punished. For these guards, the reward is money, and the punishment is also money. Everyone It’s not easy to have a family and a family, so you have to be considerate of this.
"Do you want to vomit again? If you still want to vomit, I'll take you outside?"
To be honest, when he saw the mud bodhisattva vomiting blood, he felt lucky for himself. Fortunately, he didn't touch him with his hands before. Sure enough, this guy is definitely seriously ill. The ghost knows whether his illness will be contagious. ...
"No...don't vomit..."
The mud bodhisattva was in a daze the whole time, especially when he saw that the guards pushed away even Xiongba... He wanted to be angry again, but he was even more confused.
"Okay then, let's start approving. I think you have a lot of things to do, so go get busy after approving."
The mud bodhisattva patted himself on the chest to prevent himself from vomiting blood, then nodded fiercely: "Okay!"
He stopped fussing now and didn't pay attention to any sense of ceremony. He directly took out the Persian treasure box and placed it in front of Xiongba: "Please help me do it."
Xiongba took a look and was happy. It really had a 'password', but how to solve it...he didn't know?Forget it, if you can solve it, solve it, if you can’t, please solve it!
It was very casual to use internal force to pull the password, but after a few strokes, the box actually opened, Xiongba quite doubted whether the 'password' was fake, how could it be so easy?
(End of this chapter)
When he saw the Mud Bodhisattva, Xiong Ba was taken aback, this body... even non-mainstream people can't wear it like this!
As for the Ni Bodhisattva, when he saw Xiong Ba, his eyes were somewhat resentful. You must know, with his name of 'no doubt', which faction he went to, who would not treat him as a superior guest?
Only in this Tianxiahui, the first time the door was not allowed to enter, the second time he came in, and then he was kicked out again, the third time he finally saw Xiongba, but this first time, the mud bodhisattva's first time At a glance, he didn't see Xiongba's fate!
This is so abnormal!
After the mud bodhisattva settled down, he took out the Persian treasure box and said loudly: "I have a new treasure, which is this Persian treasure box. After calculation, only Lord Xiong can help me open it. The fortune of half a lifetime."
What this said...if it were anyone else, he might be very happy, but the current Xiongba's body has not changed, but his soul is different. He does not need this box to tell fortunes, and he also knows the destiny arrangement of his life, so the conditions of the Clay Bodhisattva, for For him, it is equivalent to wanting the white female vote...
After waving his hand to let everyone back out, Xiongba walked around the clay bodhisattva a few times, and these few laps made the clay bodhisattva go away in fear. He felt like he was being watched by a lion...
Actually, he really didn't feel wrong. In these few laps, Xiongba wanted to shoot this guy to death several times.
But after thinking about it, if he died, wouldn't it be a little less ritualistic?That's why he didn't take action. In the end, he sighed helplessly and said: "It's not impossible to help you open this box, but it's just my destiny for the first half of my life, which is still too little. Let's add some more." Money!”
Just...add some more money...
The mud bodhisattva wants to scold people, but he doesn't know what language to use to scold. He actually wants to leave, but...he dare not...because he can see from Xiongba's eyes, once he has something The change, then next year's today... Oh, go!Has no one burned incense for himself?
It seems that after going out from the Tianxiahui this time, it's time to find a successor for myself, at least, after I die, someone will bury me, right?
"The leader is joking, the mud bodhisattva is penniless, and in terms of money, I'm afraid he can't meet the requirements of the leader..."
This is the truth. Wherever the Nud Bodhisattva goes, he does not have the habit of bringing money. The main reason is that there are too many people begging him. Countless people want to ask him for orders. Under such conditions, what money does he bring?Wherever he went, a group of people invited him to eat and drink, and even gave him money.
Only this world will...next time...never come again!
No money?
Xiongba is unhappy again. Who is willing to do this money-free thing?So he took out the paper and pen from his sleeves and said to Ni Bodhisattva: "Then let's make an IOU first."
After taking a deep breath and suppressing all the dissatisfaction in his stomach, Ni Bodhisattva wrote a 5 tael IOU directly...
But Xiongba looked at it and was very dissatisfied: "The format of this IOU is wrong, and it doesn't specify when to pay back the money, and how the interest will be calculated after it expires. There is nothing about it. Forget it. Let me write it down." , just come and sign."
Because I have to sign some documents these years, so Xiongba writes very quickly. Before the Ni Bodhisattva came to his senses, he wrote a new IOU, and then let the Ni Bodhisattva sign his name. Seeing the number of money, it is not five, but ten...
Needless to say, the price of this product has increased again, from 5 taels to 10 taels!
In fact, it doesn't matter to the mud bodhisattva whether the money is too much or not. As long as he has the heart to give the rich man a few fortunes, the money will flow into his pocket like running water, but... This thing is disgusting!
He rushed to give orders, but was blackmailed 10 taels of silver, this matter...he has never encountered it before.
But it's okay, we should be able to start now, right?
The mud bodhisattva has made up his mind, he will leave after the approval, and he will definitely not stay for a while, if he stays for a while, he is a pig!
But at this moment, Xiongba left, saying that it was time to pick up his daughter from school, and as a parent, he wanted to help her daughter with her homework...
Ni Bodhisattva doesn't quite understand, homework... is something that is more important than instructions?Forget it, just wait for a while. From the looks of it, it should be done soon.
But what he didn't know was that the longer Kong Ci grew, the more beautiful he became, but his IQ... had a tendency to decrease gradually as his body grew. It was very simple homework, and if he didn't do it for four hours, it was It must not be completed.
So he waited until dark, and it was almost midnight.
Mud Bodhisattva is a little helpless. He is the only one in the hall now. He has been alone for a day. He has no water to drink and no food to eat. This... no one even told me where to sleep. Could it be... just sleep here? Already?
As soon as he fell asleep, Xiongba came and pushed him awake with his internal force: "Don't sleep, come on, criticize..."
This time, the Ni Bodhisattva really couldn't hold back, and spit out a mouthful of blood. He really vomited blood. As soon as his blood fell to the ground, countless guards rushed out and squeezed him and Xiongba away together. With one brave operation, the ground... was as clean as new...
This time it's Xiongba's turn to be a little embarrassed. He approved the sanitation campaign of the Tianxiahui. Those who complete it will be rewarded, and those who fail to complete it will be punished. For these guards, the reward is money, and the punishment is also money. Everyone It’s not easy to have a family and a family, so you have to be considerate of this.
"Do you want to vomit again? If you still want to vomit, I'll take you outside?"
To be honest, when he saw the mud bodhisattva vomiting blood, he felt lucky for himself. Fortunately, he didn't touch him with his hands before. Sure enough, this guy is definitely seriously ill. The ghost knows whether his illness will be contagious. ...
"No...don't vomit..."
The mud bodhisattva was in a daze the whole time, especially when he saw that the guards pushed away even Xiongba... He wanted to be angry again, but he was even more confused.
"Okay then, let's start approving. I think you have a lot of things to do, so go get busy after approving."
The mud bodhisattva patted himself on the chest to prevent himself from vomiting blood, then nodded fiercely: "Okay!"
He stopped fussing now and didn't pay attention to any sense of ceremony. He directly took out the Persian treasure box and placed it in front of Xiongba: "Please help me do it."
Xiongba took a look and was happy. It really had a 'password', but how to solve it...he didn't know?Forget it, if you can solve it, solve it, if you can’t, please solve it!
It was very casual to use internal force to pull the password, but after a few strokes, the box actually opened, Xiongba quite doubted whether the 'password' was fake, how could it be so easy?
(End of this chapter)
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