Invincible from the beginning

Chapter 16 Thighs, do you still lack pendants?
"Snapped!"

Standing behind Menqi, Buhara slapped the strong Tuo Dou away like a fly. In terms of strength alone, Tuo Dou's strength was not bad, so everyone shut their mouths completely.

"I declare that you are all unqualified and disqualified from the competition!!"

Men Qi, who originally wanted to give them a chance, completely ended the hopes of all the candidates after Tuo Dou made a move.

"Do you really think we are just cooks?"

The so-called gourmet hunters not only have to learn how to cook all kinds of delicacies, but also hunt and kill powerful monsters for all kinds of ingredients. Therefore, no matter how much they don’t like fighting, they are forced to learn how to fight. Do you understand? ?
Men Qi fiddled with a few kitchen knives like an acrobatic, looking at the examinees below with a cold look in his eyes, while Hisoka in the field turned his mouth up, and a cold light flashed in the playing cards.

"Despite this, not half of the candidates passed. Isn't it too harsh?"

At this moment, an airship appeared from mid-air.

"That's. That's the sign of the Hunter's Guild!!"

When everyone looked up, an old man with white hair fell from the sky and fell directly into the yard, making a big hole.

Xiaojie waved away the dust and gravel that came to his face, and looked at the pretentious old man in the field with admiration.

"This appearance is really too flamboyant, I want to learn!!"

"Boss, is there still a pendant on your leg?"

The person who jumped into the yard was none other than the current president of the Hunter Guild, Isaac Nitro.

"Ok?"

Nitro smiled and was about to lift his leg. At some point, a small bald head hung on his leg.

"Interesting kid, hahaha!"

Seeing Xiaojie hugging his thigh tightly, Nitro smiled, and then lightly stomped the ground. Xiaojie felt his hands go numb for a while, and at some point, he fell off Nitro's lap. down.

"Master President, don't you realize that your thighs are too monotonous? I am willing to be your pendant!!"

With that said, Xiaojie pounced on him again.

"Snapped!!"

This time, Nitro did not let Xiaojie succeed, but grabbed him in his hand, and said with a playful smile:
"You are also an examinee, don't mess around again. Huh? No."

Grabbing Xiaojie's hand, Nitro's expression changed, and he took off Xiaojie's clothes in full view of everyone, and quickly groped Xiaojie's body with both hands, not only that, but his eyes sparkled, just Almost drooling.

"Tsk tsk tsk, such a perfect body, how could it be tsk tsk tsk, it is very suitable for practicing the perfect heart flow."

In the courtyard, all the candidates opened their mouths wide, looking at the perverted chairman, drooling while molesting Xiaojie's body
"I'll go, Xiaojie must have sacrificed too much for us to pass the exam!"

Looking at Netero's actions, Leori shrank back with aversion and said:

"I misunderstood Xiaojie. From now on, I, Leo, will only follow Xiaojie's lead!!"

"President, why can't you...ah...don't do it!!"

"cough cough"

Netero withdrew his hand from Xiaojie in satisfaction, and then looked at the strange eyes around him, blushing and said:

"Cough, cough, Xiaojie, the president is surprised to see your skeleton, but you are an unworldly martial arts prodigy. Now, the old man is willing to accept you as a disciple. Are you willing?"

Xiaojie, who was shirtless, loosened his tight grip on his pants, widened his eyes and said:
"Old man, are you sure you are serious? No, master, this disciple finally waited for you!!"

The ghosts don't want to, I want to learn from Avalokitesvara, Tathagata palm! !
"Very good, hahaha, by the way, what's your name?"

Netero was in a good mood, stroked his beard and smiled.

"Jay Freeze!!"

"Huh? Xiaojie, wait a minute, Phillips? What's the relationship between Kim Fraser and you?"

This is, Chairman Nitro carefully took a look at Xiaojie, but the more he looked at it, the more he looked like Jin.

"It's annoying enough if there's just one Jin in the union, but if there's one more."

"Jin? Who, I don't know? Where did that come from?"

Xiaojie was talking nonsense seriously. If it weren't for Xiaojie's bald head, Nitro might not have been deceived.
"It's fine if it's not, it's fine if it's not, hahaha!!"

"Ahem, Menqi, do you think it's too much to eliminate them all?"

Seeing President Nitro coming in person, Men Qi also put away her petty temper, and calmly replied:
"That's not the case. There are four people who have passed, and I also know that it's because the examinees despised cooking, so they couldn't control themselves and lost their minds."

Seeing the four Xiaojies that Men Qi pointed at, the rest of them were shocked.

"How is it possible that someone actually used ingredients like pigs to make delicious food?"

"Oh? Someone is qualified?"

However, Nitero was very pleased that his disciple was also among them.

"The hunter exam mainly tests whether they dare to challenge unknown things. Since they have tried it, they can be considered as passing. However, since they are you food hunters, it is reasonable."

"Well, you are asking a new question, but you have to demonstrate it yourself. If no one passes the level, they won't say anything more."

Hearing President Netero's suggestion, Men Qi's eyes lit up, and he nodded happily:

"Okay, then, please ask the president to take us to Toahu Mountain by airship!"

Sure enough, when President Nitro came, all the candidates had new hope. However, this was none of Xiaojie's business. They all passed, so the following exam questions have nothing to do with Xiaojie.

"Hahaha, Xiaojie, I really have you, but why don't I feel that your skeleton is surprised?"

Leorie put his arms around Xiaojie's shoulders, and unconsciously touched Xiaojie's chest with both hands.

"Snapped!!"

On the wall of the airship, a humanoid sticker appears.
"Hoo ho ho, Xiaojie, come with me!"

President Netero put his hands behind his back and called Xiaojie aside.

"Master, are you going to teach me some special skills?"

"state!"

A brain crash sounded from Xiaojie's head, President Nitro stroked his beard and smiled:

"Since I promise you to accept you as a disciple, I will teach you the most fundamental method of our mind."

As he said that, Nitro took out a book from his arms with "Shingenryu Fist Technique" written on it.

Then, there was a lot of nonsense that Xiaojie couldn't understand. After summarizing, Xiaojie finally knew what the purpose of Xinyuanliu Fist was.

"Find the goal in your heart, pursue it unchangingly, purify your soul, and you will eventually become stronger!"

Of course, everyone has different ideas, so the way of cultivation is also different, so Xiaojie looked at Nitro with contempt, and murmured:
"Master, I don't know if I should say something about MMP or not."

"Ok?"

"Ding, the host has a practice method to complete the reading, it has been recorded!"

"System father, awesome!"

"Xinyuanliu boxing method: successful practice, increase the attack of boxing method by 30%, the ultimate trick, the hundred-style Avalokitesvara, the prerequisites are not enough, you can't practice it!"

"The unique technique of Shingen-ryu Boxing is that if the mind has thoughts, everything is possible. The Hundred-Style Guanyin, Sutra is for reference!"

However, the conditions for practicing the Hundred Forms of Avalokitesvara are very simple, physical strength and mental strength must all reach the fifth level
"System, I'll fuck you!"

Now I don't have any boxing skills, and no one has taught me how to read. Seeing Nitro like this, I know that he can't teach Xiaojie how to practice reading at all.

Moreover, the ghost knows what trick he will have in the end, just don't be a shameful rock-paper-scissors!
"Okay, after your exams are over, you can go find the apprentice of an old friend of mine, Yun Gu, he will teach you how to read and practice, okay, you go back!"

Xiaojie bowed respectfully, and returned to the team very depressed.

"Thighs, so hairy, why don't I have any!!"

"Hey"

The topic at the beginning of the second session was boiled eggs, without the bug of Xiaojie in the original book, and sure enough, a large number of unlucky ghosts below died again, and now only a few dozen people are left.

"Xiaojie, you didn't see it just now. It's really scary to jump off a cliff in this exam!!"

Leorie glanced at Xiaojie gratefully, if it wasn't for Xiaojie, he would probably be one of those unlucky ghosts.

The magic has changed a lot of plots, Xiaojie has no guilt at all, the land of barbarians, after death, he will fall down, the big deal is to change the map
After despising Leoli, Xiaojie looked at Menqi who was full of excitement, suddenly raised the corner of his mouth, and walked over with a wicked smile.

"Examiner Menqi, do you want an appointment? Bah, I need you!!"

At the moment when Men Qi was about to get angry, Xiaojie changed his words.

"What's the matter, little bald head? Also, you little bald head, stay away from me. Where are your eyes looking?"

Men Qi listened to her chest, pointed at Xiaojie's bald head, and snorted coldly.

"What, President Netero can see it, but I can't?"

Of course, Xiaojie wouldn't say this if he killed Xiaojie, unless he couldn't
"Well, is the beggar pig delicious?"

Speaking of beggar pigs, Men Qi struggled for a moment, then nodded and said:
"The taste is novel, it's not bad!"

"Cut, the dead duck has a hard mouth!"

"How about I hand over the practice of calling Huazhu to you?"

"Really?"

For a person who is passionate about cooking, seeing delicious food but not knowing how to cook it, how cruel it is!

"Really, but how much do you think this recipe is worth?"

Hearing Xiaojie's words, the veins on Men Qi's forehead exploded, and then roared angrily:
"Little ghost, are you looking for death? If you dare to blaspheme food, even if you are the president's apprentice, I will kill you!"

"100W ring nun, don't pull it down!"

"Damn it, such a fierce woman must be in menopause, and she doesn't have a boyfriend. She can't afford to provoke her, so she slipped away!"

"You, you, you little brat!!"

A card was thrown from Men Qi's hand, and it precisely hit Xiaojie's bald head.

"Hurry up, just treat me as a beggar!"

Xiaojie: "Come on, Aunt Menqi, this way please!!"

Half an hour later, Xiaojie came out of the room refreshed, followed by a flushed Men Qi. Not only that, Men Qi even licked her tongue and laughed triumphantly.

Xiaojie not only taught Menqi how to make beggar pigs, but also how to use various seasonings, which are more important than recipes.

"Hey, 100 million, 100 million!! Hey!!"

Xiaojie smiled sarcastically, he seemed to have forgotten that 100 million ring nuns are only equal to [-] gold coins.
System: poor ghost.
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　Thanks for the question raised by the book friend, it has been revised!

　　
　
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