Invincible from the beginning

Chapter 27 Krypton Gold Opens a Dungeon?System, what's your attitude?

The ship docked at the shore at some point, and Leorio and Kurapika followed behind Xiaojie excitedly.

"Xiaojie, where are we going next? Have you thought about it yet?"

Xiaojie rolled his eyes, pointed to Yi Ermi who was standing not far away and said:
"Bring Qi Ya back, let's go find Qi Ya!"

"Hey, if you bring Qiya back, and beat up the enemy's family to gain a sense of presence, and then mix some pocket money, wouldn't you have a krypton gold?"

Sure enough, being a pretty boy is the most correct way to open up in another world.

Seeing Gon standing there, staring at Elmi with a slobbery smile on his face, Leorio and Kurapika felt their scalps numb and their hearts a chill.

"Hey, Kurapika, Xiaojie doesn't like men like this, does he?"

"It's hard to say. In my opinion, Qi Ya and him are more compatible. However, Ermi's appearance is indeed very beautiful."

"You mean that Xiaojie really has such a bad taste"

Awakened by Leorio's loud voice, Xiaojie quietly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, looking at the two people who retreated into the distance for some reason.

"When did you two get so good at playing?"

Too lazy to care about these two, Xiaojie continued to focus on Yi Ermi.

"Ilmi, I will not give up on Qi Ya, now, I will go to Kukulu Mountain and bring Qi Ya back!"

After speaking, Xiaojie left very coolly.

"Kurapika, use your hunter's license to help me check the boat ticket to Mount Kurululu!"

Although he knew that Kukulu Mountain was the residence of the Dadike family, Xiaojie had no idea where it was
On the other side, Yilmi stared in astonishment.

"What an interesting target. He actually knows the existence of Kukulu Mountain. Could it be that Xiaoqi told him this too?"

"I really want to kill now"

Just as Yi Ermi's murderous aura leaked out, a dangerous aura emanated from behind him.

"He is my prey. If you dare to attack him, then don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Seeing Hisoka's gloomy face, Yi Ermi waved his hand.

"Anla Anla, although I haven't known you for too long, I still know a little about your hobbies, so... let's do it!"

"Delicious little apple, hehehehe, I can't bear it anymore"

"Is it the Batorkia Republic?"

After finding out the location of Kukulu Mountain, Xiaojie directly asked Kurapika to book three airship tickets.

"This, that, this boat ticket, shouldn't you pay for it?"

"It's completely free!"

"That's good"

In a bank outside the Hunter's Guild, Xiaojie hid in the toilet with 100 million cash in his hand with a strange smile on his face.

"Dogecoin system, come out, Dad is here to see krypton gold!!"

"Ding, the host recharged successfully, and there are one hundred and one gold coins, please continue to work hard!"

"Hey, hey, what's your attitude? Is this cold tone the attitude towards the host's father?"

System: The system refuses service because the host speaks rudely
"I want to draw a lottery!"

"Ding, one hundred gold coins will be deducted!"

When Xiaojie counted up the virtual roulette in front of him with trembling hands, a cold system sound made him completely despair.

"The lottery draw is over, congratulations to the host for picking up a copy of the iron crotch exercise, the copy of the exercise is being generated, and the countdown begins!"

5！4！3！2！1！

Xiaojie: "Dogecoin system, I hate you!!!"

After a whirl, Xiaojie disappeared into the toilet.

"Brother Abbot, here is the novice monk with excellent grades this year."

In the Bodhidharma Hall of Shaolin Temple, a middle-aged monk clasped his hands together and looked at the twenty novice monks below with a serious look.

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, Brother Huiyuan, take them down to learn the martial arts that suit them, Wu can stay!"

Nineteen novice monks followed Huiyuan monk and left one by one. Only Xiaojie landed on the ground with a dazed face, looking at everything in front of him in a daze.

"What? Is this the Shaolin Temple? I have traveled through time?"

"Wu Neng, you have been studying Buddhism here as a teacher since you were young. For many years, you have been obsessed with Master Huitong's iron crotch skills. Now, you are 12 years old and have reached the age of martial arts. Now, as a teacher, you will use this Iron Crotch Kungfu is taught to you, I hope you can practice it more in the future, so as not to fall into the name of this martial art."

After finishing speaking, the old monk was still in Xiaojie's bewildered state, he looked behind him, and with a dragon claw, he grabbed Xiaojie in the air and threw him into the air.

"Disciple, you have been working hard day and night, and now that I am a master, I will help you!"

"Bah!"

There was a muffled sound, and the old monk's leg kicked Xiaojie's crotch.

"Ah~~"

A miserable cry came from Xiaojie's mouth, the old monk's eyes lit up, he chanted the Buddha's name, and his legs danced quickly.

"Disciple, the heavens will send a great mission to the people. This iron crotch skill must be kicked a hundred and eight times at a time, and when you reach the skill of the heavenly gangster, you can open up the meridians at one time and achieve small success. I will lay you down for several years."

"However, apprentice, you are very physically fit. Even if you have to fight this old bone today as a teacher, I will help you to practice this foundation building skill well!"

"I hit!!!"

"Master, don't, no, system, I'm the sun and your family, ah~"

An hour later, the old monk recited Amitabha Buddha refreshedly, fell back to the futon, closed his eyes and began to chant sutras.

"Amitabha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, idiot, I hope you will get out of the sea of ​​suffering soon, Amitabha!!"

In the Bodhidharma hall, Xiaojie's eyes were blank, he was covering his broken crotch like a puddle of mud, humming non-stop.

"System dad, my son is wrong, wrong"

"Ding, due to the excellent performance of the host, the iron crotch skill is automatically upgraded to level three, and the host is specially rewarded for clearing the level of Wooden Puppet Alley once!"

"Huitong, take Wu Neng down. After three days, as long as he passes the test in Wooden Man Alley, he can enter the Bodhidharma Hall to practice."

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, brother abbot, I have long said that this boy is impure, but now that he has practiced my iron crotch skill, hehe, I guess he will not be greedy for the world of mortals in this life!"

After dragging Xiaojie down like a dead dog, the abbot and monk Huitong smiled knowingly.

"Amitabha!"

The next morning, with the sound of roosters crowing, Xiaojie got up from the bed in despair.

"Senior Brother Wu Neng, the master has explained that because of the brother's practice of exercises, there is no need to go to the morning class. Senior brother, this is your breakfast."

A dark-skinned little novice put down a bowl of porridge, two steamed buns, and a plate of pickled vegetables, chanted a mantra, and left in a hurry.

"System, can you explain, are you sure you don't want to kill me?"

"Amitabha, the host and I are one, you honor me, you die and I die, how can I harm you?"

Although the system's voice is still cold, for some reason, Xiaojie just heard the meaning of taking pleasure in other's misfortunes.

"You are fine!"

Knowing that he seemed to have gone too far this time, the system explained for the first time.

"Every dungeon of the exercise has its hidden function. Not only that, you have to know that although you have practiced the iron cloth shirt to the seventh floor, but, do you know that if the iron cloth shirt has not been trained to the eighth floor, it will not There is a so-called hidden door, do you know where your hidden door is?"

After being told by the system, Xiaojie opened his pants suspiciously, looked at the red and swollen balls, and said with anger:
"Are you sure you didn't mean to take revenge on me?"

"Dang cough cough cough, of course not, that's where your door is located, believe it or not, it's all up to you!"

"Amitabha!"

"I, Amitabha, have a look on your face, your uncle's!"

However, Xiaojie thought about it carefully, and sure enough, under Hisoka's attack last time, he protected his balls tightly, and the rest of his body was injured, but his iron cloth shirt did not fall away.
"In other words, if I practice the Iron Crotch Technique, I can make up for this shortcoming every time the Iron Cloth Shirt reaches the eighth level?"

However, Dandan's sadness and psychological trauma are still a lingering shadow on Xiaojie.
"As long as I can live, the pain point, maybe let me understand the true meaning of living!"

"woooooo"

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