Invincible from the beginning

Chapter 29 Got stronger after coming back from the toilet?

"boom blah blah"

In the alley of wooden figures, Xiaojie tried his best to use Arhat Boxing to fight against the upgraded wooden figures. He thought that these wooden figures would not be able to break through his defense. Unexpectedly, the eighth-level wooden figures were the ones who completely abused him. exist.

"Hey, it's really shameless for one person to beat a group of people!"

"Damn it, you actually use the provocative leg."

Seeing the shamelessness of the wooden man, Xiaojie hurriedly rolled to the side, but what greeted him were more punches and kicks.
"Ah, it hurts so much. Uh, oh oh oh."

Listening to the strange screams in the room, Huiyuan, who was sitting outside the door, couldn't help but have the idea of ​​opening the door and joining in.

"Amitabha, from the looks of it, the Wooden Man Alley can't make nephew Wu Neng fully enlightened. Going back this time, it's time to think about it and let nephew Wu Neng go to the Twelve Bronze Men."

Huiyuan couldn't help shivering when he thought of the group of twelve perverts who had been nesting in the house and hadn't seen the sun for many years.
"Ding, the host's iron cloth shirt has been upgraded."

"Detected that the tester's iron cloth shirt has been upgraded, and the wooden man is being upgraded"

The joy of just upgrading, before he had time to digest, Xiaojie was knocked back to the bottom of the valley by the ruthless mechanical sound of the wooden man.

"Are you still coming?"

Although the iron cloth shirt and iron crotch skills will not cause him too much injury in a certain place, but do you know what is called a concussion injury?

That's right, Xiaojie at this time is completely numb somewhere. It is estimated that in the next month, he will forget what it feels like to be a man. Of course, he is a child now, and he doesn't need to know what is called man.

"Amitabha, the time for burning incense has come. Nephew Wu Neng, you have passed the test!"

As the door was opened, Huiyuan stared at Xiaojie who was pressed down by the wooden figure, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but his face was sour.

"Amitabha, nephew Wu Neng, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and you will be right when you turn back. I hope you can fully realize it as soon as possible."

"what?"

The door of the room is like a power switch. With Huiyuan coming in, all the wooden figures have lost power. Xiaojie struggled to get up from the ground, tightly pulling Huiyuan's leg and said:
"Uncle, tell me, where did I go wrong?"

Seeing that Xiaojie seemed to be slightly regretful, Huiyuan recited the Buddha's name, touched Xiaojie's bald head and said:
"Martial nephew, since you were five years old, you have been molesting the old hens that lay eggs in the back mountain, and for so many years, there are only roosters in this temple. After you were six years old, you got worse and went up the mountain at night to lift the tail of the female squirrel. Not only that, you And paw the male dog of this temple."

"Martial nephew, do you now know where you went wrong?"

"System, this is the identity you arranged for me? I won't repeat it to you immortal!!"

"Uncle, nephew was wrong. From today on, nephew promises to do what Gabenjali has done before, and uncle please don't stop him!"

I thought it would make Xiaojie realize everything, but I never thought that this kid is just muddy and can't support the wall.

'You, you, you, really piss me off. I think locking you up in Wooden Alley for a stick of incense is too short. I should lock you up for a year, no, for a lifetime, hum! '

Seeing Huiyuan leave angrily, Xiaojie shouted loudly:
"Uncle, you have violated the precept!"

"Tch, it is said that the four elements of Buddhism are all empty, I think it is almost like fooling ghosts!"

"Ding, the host has completed all the tests, the iron crotch skill has been upgraded to level eight, the Arhat boxing level is eight, and the iron cloth shirt is level nine!!"

As the space became chaotic, Xiaojie became dizzy and returned to the previous toilet again, but this time his head hit the ground first.

"My day."

Fortunately, it was the toilet, Xiaojie fell to the ground, if it happened to fall into the toilet, vomit.
"Hmph, iron cloth shirt of level nine, I want to see how Ermi breaks through my defense now."

If it's only the ninth level of Iron Cloth, Xiaojie doesn't have such confidence. However, looking at the Xinyuanliu Fist that has been promoted to Acquired Internal Strength in the system bar, the corners of Xiaojie's mouth curled up.

"Hey, with the blessing of internal strength, plus the eighth-level Arhat Fist, I don't believe that other than those perverts, who else in the world is my opponent, hahaha!"

In the Shaolin Temple, as Xiaojie left, everyone in the temple seemed to have suddenly forgotten something. However, the abbot who was meditating suddenly opened his eyes and sighed.

"Amitabha, everything is a predestined relationship."

"Bah!"

Refreshingly closing the toilet door, Xiaojie rubbed a numb part, continued to curse the system, and then prepared to join Leorie and the others.

In a cafe not far from the bank, Leorio drank coffee with an unhappy face and looked at the time from time to time.

"Hey, hey, let me tell you, it won't take three hours for Xiaojie to go to the toilet! Could it be that he wants to fill up the toilet?"

Kurapika frowned, motioning Leorio to keep his voice down.

"Idiot, this is not the roadside. Your voice is disturbing others."

Looking at the looks from around him, Leorio sneered.

"If Xiaojie doesn't come back again, I decide to go to the toilet and pull him out myself!!"

While browsing the information on the laptop, Kurapika said with an ugly face:

"Leorio, look at this"

"Beat the enemy family, the world's number one killer family."

"Here is their member information, but there are only a few names, and some information they have left behind."

The two of them stared at the information on the screen tightly, cold sweat dripping down at some point.

"Just some superficial information shows that this family is not something we can resist. Then, should we persuade Xiaojie to give up the idea of ​​going to beat up the enemy's family? After all, I only have one life!"

"Leori, Kurapika, I'm back, hahaha!"

At the door of the cafe, Xiaojie rushed in excitedly, but seeing that neither of them looked back, he could only touch his nose, leaned over shamelessly, and yelled, as for what happened in the eyes of the coffee drinkers. anger is none of his business
"Hey, what's wrong with you two, why do you look so bad?"

Seeing Xiaojie return safely, Leo pushed up the sunglasses on his nose, stared at Xiaojie seriously and said:
"Xiaojie, are you sure you want to bring Qiya back?"

"Yeah, he's a golden turtle. Bah, he's my best friend and an indispensable partner!"

Automatically omitting the first half of Xiaojie's words, Kurapika closed the computer and said:

"So, do you know the so-called Dadike family?"

"Understood? Of course, I understand it very well. The world's number one killer family, all of them are controlled by Killua, um. Perverts, okay, okay, we're not here to challenge them, we're here to make friends, let's go, still In half an hour, the airship will be here."

"So sloppy?"

Seeing Xiaojie take him away, Leori and Kurapika looked at each other, and they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.
"Forget it, Xiaojie is not a reckless person, maybe he just wants to bring Qiya back."

Leorio, who was following behind him with his handbag in hand, responded feebly.

"That's really not reckless, he's exactly that bastard Mang."

"But, Kurapika, you've figured it out too!"

Kurapika stopped, looked at Gon's back and nodded.

"That kind of pressure, even close to him, can be felt, that kind of substantive coercion, just three hours, what happened to Xiaojie, why did he suddenly become stronger?"

"Shh, I thought I felt wrong again. That dead kid suddenly appeared and I was almost scared to death. Could it be that this kid was eaten by a monster here and then replaced!"

Annoyed at Leori who had too much brain, Kurapika quickened his pace and chased after Xiaojie.

"Why on earth, why did Xiaojie become so strong? Could it be that eating in the toilet will make him stronger?"

"vomit!!"

If Xiaojie knew what they were thinking, would he die on the spot?
(End of this chapter)