Invincible from the beginning

Chapter 93 My old grandson only sells buns!

In Irelia's cafe, the legendary Invincible Swordsman is wiping plates with a cold face.

"Have you finished drinking?? After drinking, let's go!"

Shen and the blind monk put down the cups in their hands and looked at each other, Shen sighed and said:

"Sister Dao, do you still remember our invincible figure when we were in the battlefield?"

"At that time, Shen, you were still a yellow-haired boy who no one cared about!"

Daomei didn't even raise her head, seeing Daomei speak, Shen prepared to strike while the iron was hot.

"Now, the forces of Demacia are united, and the heroes of Noxus are united."

"And the pirate captain Plank actually wins over Pantheon and the sun goddess Leona!"

The blind monk took the conversation and continued:

"Zhanzheng College has become a lot more lively recently!"

Sister Dao heard the words, sighed and said:

"War? Hehe, it looks like I'm going to be cut again (that is, weakened!)"

"Sister Dao, can we return to the battlefield together? Let's fight for Aiolia!"

Daomei laughed and sneered:
"For Aiolia? Don't flirt with me here, the war is over, you will be famous, but I will be shrouded in horse leather?"

"Ha ha."

"That's the great god's jealousy of you!!"

Hearing what the blind monk said, the disdain in Daomei's eyes was undisguised, although the blind monk couldn't see it.
"Jealous of me? But every time the result is so tragic!"

Daomei laughed at herself, and at this moment, the door of the cafe was kicked open from the outside.

"You are indeed a fucking tragedy!"

"Is this the will of the blade in the legend? Ah! Hahaha!"

The person who came in was none other than Plank, the disaster of the ocean!
"You are welcome!"

Seeing Plank appear, Shen stood up and stood in front of Daomei.

"Never mind your business, anyone is welcome here, as long as you bring money!"

"Sword girl!!!"

Plank looked at the knife girl and smiled strangely.

"Is it something you can call Daomei?"

Hearing Plank call Daomei like this, Shen was in a very bad mood!

"I like to call it that, why not!"

"Hmph, you're too arrogant. You're a sloppy guy who only knows how to masturbate!"

The two were about to collide, and Dao Mei slightly raised her eyebrows and said:
"Everyone, this is my shop, and the decoration cost a lot of money."

The meaning is self-evident, if it is damaged, you will have to pay for it!

"Hahaha, Daomei, we are in the same boat, because we are too strong in this version, the world god is going to wipe me and a poor boy named Bobby (the first version of Bobby, the big move is to find a lan Pick!) Therefore, Lao Tzu’s life will not last long, and his life will be chopped off!”

Nonsense!

Shen directly denied Plank's words, because he noticed Daomei's mood swings.

"You know a hammer, Daomei, we are all old, and there are more and more new top laners. If we don't go crazy, we will all be old. If we don't have another chance to shine, we can only fade out! "

"Hmph, what exactly do you want to say?"

Seeing that Shen kept blocking him, Plank turned his eyes on Daomei and said:

"I think Plank used to be the top laner. You, Daomei, too, join us. This last carnival, with your participation, I think this night will become more interesting! Hahaha!"

Daomei stopped her hands and put down the plate. She fell into deep thought. Don't think about it, she who was once invincible was really tempted.

"Sister Dao, don't, don't stop his bewitching, he is just a bastard!"

"What a carnival!"

As for Shen's words, Daomei directly ignored, but looked at the disaster of the ocean, who was also the overlord of the top laner.

"Snatch the golden cudgel and make a fuss in Valoran!!"

Before Plank finished speaking, the door of the cafe was pushed open again.

"Hi"

"I'm here to promote the new steamed stuffed buns from Ari Steamed Bun Shop, do you believe me?"

It was none other than Monkey King and Xiaojie who came.

"Hahaha, it's so fucking interesting, the real master actually sent it to your door on his own initiative, Sister Dao, do you still hesitate?"

The blind monk who had been calm all the time covered his face and shook his head:

"My coffee table, this is a complete tragedy, it's said that monkeys and monkeys are coming, what kind of trouble is going to happen?"

"You are a tragedy!"

Shen quietly looked at the monkey that walked in.

"Tragedy, I think everyone is right!"

Standing behind the monkey, Xiaojie sarcastically said:
"I heard that you, Shen Zai, are quite strong in this version, so you pretend to be a messenger of justice everywhere. Since you are so strong, why don't you turn over the big beard in front of your eyes?"

"It's all about the king with a strong mouth!"

"As for the legendary sword girl? Hehe, when I heard that she was hacked, I was so scared that I didn't even dare to appear on the stage? This world is fair, there are no trash heroes, only trash summoners, so, sword girl, you What's the point of being so sad?"

Seeing Xiaojie mocking herself, Daomei raised her head and said coldly:

"Is it because I have been away from the battlefield for too long? Or is it because I can't lift a knife?"

"Planke, you are right, we are old, even this hairless bastard can mock me at will, it seems that if he is not allowed to die on the spot today, he will not understand why I am called Blade will!!"

"You want to lick me? I think you should pass my brother monkey first!"

"Brother Monkey, these guys want to mess with you, hurry up and fuck them!"

"Hey hey, my old grandson has this intention. If you want the golden cudgel, you just come and get it. Although my old grandson doesn't know what's going on with this body, in my eyes, you are just a bunch of reckless people. Husband and miscellaneous fish."

Seeing such mockery, the eyes of the people in the cafe all changed.

"I wiped that grass, is this monkey so arrogant?"

Looking at the monkey who sat on the table with a stick and taunted them unscrupulously, Daomei saw murderous intent in her eyes, and said coldly:
"As long as you snatch the golden cudgel from this monkey, can you participate in the final carnival?"

"If that's the case, then come on!"

As an afterimage disappeared, the weapon you were hanging on the wall appeared in Daomei's hands instantly, and then Monkey King was pushed against the wall outside the house by Daomei with the weapon.

"Female benefactor, what does this mean? Although my grandson is handsome and handsome, but my grandson only sells buns, not his body!"

"Hmph, the dead monkey is stubborn, my mother wants to rob, hand over the golden cudgel!"

"Sister Dao, you... better not do this!"

Although he didn't like monkeys, Shen still wanted to stop them for the sake of Valoran.

"It's none of your business, monkey, there are many perverts and strong men in Valoran, not all cats and dogs can cross over here, hand over the golden cudgel, otherwise"

"Hey hey, how about no?"

"boom!"

With Daomei's blade flashing, a big hole was cut in the wall behind the monkey, and under the astonished eyes of everyone, the monkey controlled by Daomei appeared next to Xiaojie.

"If you want to kill my grandson, you are still far behind!"

"To tell you the truth, it's not my old grandson's real body that crosses over. It's just a hair on my old grandson's body. As long as you can defeat this hair, my old grandson doesn't want to take this golden hoop away." I’ll lend you a great projection for your fun!”

"What? A hair!"

Hearing this, Xiaojie was thoughtful!
"I see!!"

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(End of this chapter)