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Chapter 106 Escape from Uncle 2's House
Chapter 106 Escape from Second Uncle's House
"Are you here to visit?" Song Ben noticed the Wangwang gift bag that Song Song was holding, and quickly changed the topic.Song Song also didn't expect that his cousin and cousin-in-law would get divorced. He was feeling embarrassed by the question he just asked, so he replied: "I forgot to buy onions and garlic. Come and borrow some from my second aunt, and take a look at Xiaohu."
Xiaohu is the son of Song Ben, whose full name is Song Shuaihu. He is in the second grade of elementary school this year.This child is not very good-looking, but he is really a tiger. He fights with his classmates every three days, and even beats his grandparents when he loses his temper.Although the child is young and it doesn't hurt to beat someone, it's embarrassing for outsiders to see.
Thinking about it carefully, the second uncle and the second aunt are quite pitiful. The son and grandson are not reassuring. They are not as old as Song Song's parents, and they are already too old to look good.
"Just right, I'll go in behind you. I guess with you here, my dad won't drive me out again. After driving thousands of kilometers, I finally came back. I can't celebrate the New Year at home, can I? How embarrassing!"
Song Song laughed awkwardly, and said to himself that my second uncle in your family has lost too many people because of you all these years, so where are you now?
"Okay, let's try." Song Song opened the door and got off the car, went to the gate of the courtyard and knocked on the big iron gate of the second uncle's house: "Second uncle, it's me, baby!"
Not long after, there were hurried footsteps, the door bolt was creaked, and the big iron door was pulled open, and the second aunt with a sad face appeared behind the door: "My son is back!"
When the second aunt said this, she didn't look at Song Song, her eyes kept looking out, and she saw Song Ben who was hiding behind Song Song and giggling.
"Mom, I..."
The second aunt glared at Song Ben, then turned her gaze back to Song Song: "Boy, come in quickly, I'm going to close the door, don't let that dog get in with you."
It was embarrassing for Song Song to be caught between the two of them, and he had even retreated, preferring to cook without onion and garlic on New Year's Eve, and he didn't want to be involved in this kind of crap.
But in this situation, it would definitely be inappropriate for Song Song to turn around and leave. He could only step over the threshold and walk into the yard.
Although the second aunt just scolded her harshly, she didn't really close the door. Seeing Song Song enter the door, she turned around and walked into the house, obviously letting Song Ben in deliberately.
"You still have the guts to come in? Get lost!" Suddenly there was an angry curse, followed by a shoe whirling with strong wind.
Song Song was startled, and dodged sideways, but Song Ben behind him couldn't dodge in time, and was hit in the chest by the shoe, leaving dirty dirt on his coat.
"Dad, it's so accurate, I'm always strong! I was injured internally by you." Song Ben gave a thumbs up with a playful smile.
Song Song had never seen his second uncle lose such a temper. He put the Wangwang gift bag on the pile of firewood next to him, turned around and left: "Second uncle and aunt, I will come over to pay New Year's greetings another day."
"Boy, come here!" Second Uncle shouted.
Song Song hesitated for a few seconds, then walked over and comforted him kindly: "Second uncle, look, you're celebrating the New Year, don't be angry, your health is important."
The second uncle was sitting on a ponytail, wearing only one shoe, and the other foot, which was only wearing socks, stepped on the cold ground.
He was only in his fifties, but his hair was gray, his eyes were cloudy, and his complexion was very bad. He sat there and stared sideways at Song Ben, trembling with anger.
Song Song turned his head and winked at Song Ben, wanting Song Ben to come and say something nice to coax his father.
But who would have thought that just as Song Ben took a step forward, the second uncle immediately tore off the other shoe and threw it over.
Song Ben was able to dodge this time, but he still didn't dodge, and took another hard hit.
"dad……"
"Don't call me dad! Get out!"
"Dad, don't be like this. If you see me angry, I will wait at the door, and I will come in when you are no longer angry. "
Song Ben was also really afraid that he would make his father angry, so he turned around and left the door resentfully, and even closed the courtyard door behind him.
The second aunt ran to the yard with small steps and picked up the two shoes, bent down to put on the shoes for the second uncle, and muttered in a choked voice while putting on the shoes: "Old man, if the child does not come back, you will worry about it, and if the child comes back, you will be worried." Go outside, what are you doing?"
"Who cares about him?" The second uncle's eyes widened: "I wish he would die outside and never come back for the rest of his life."
Song Song stood by and watched this big scene where father and son didn't recognize each other. He was really depressed. He felt that standing here was completely unnecessary.
He just came to borrow the onion and garlic, but the Wangwang gift bag was delivered, but the onion and garlic were not borrowed, and he was stuck here in embarrassment and couldn't go back, how innocent!
The second aunt squatted there and tried to persuade the second uncle. The second uncle calmed down for a while and then regained his temper a little. He wrapped himself in the coat and said, "I'm staying here to drink tonight." Then he got up and went back to the house. I went to rest upstairs.
Judging from what the second uncle meant, it should be that Song Ben was allowed to come in, and Song Song was also staying for dinner at night.
Song Song asked the second aunt with his eyes, and the second aunt sighed quietly, looked back at Xiaohu who was peeking behind the stairs, raised her hand and shook it in the direction of the door, signaling Song Song to call Song Ben in.
Song Song didn't dare to shout loudly, so he could only walk quickly to the courtyard gate to find Song Ben, but he leaned against the car window and looked inside, but he couldn't see anyone inside.
"Son, what are you doing?" The voice came from behind, startling Song Song.
Song Song looked back in dissatisfaction, and saw Song Ben walking out from the side of the wall with a cigarette in his mouth, wearing his belt while walking.
"Brother Daben, are you still in the mood to pee at this moment?"
"I... I can't hold back anymore!"
Song Song rushed into the courtyard gate and pouted, Song Ben opened his eyes wide and blinked his left eye towards the courtyard gate, Song Song nodded again and again, Song Ben let out a long breath, raised his hand, took off the cigarette butt, threw it on the ground and stamped it out , walked quickly into the courtyard.
Originally, Song Song was going to follow in, but as soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, his footsteps stopped.
Stupid?After finally getting out, how could we go back in again?Why don't you withdraw quickly?
Thinking of this, Song Song didn't bother to borrow onion and garlic, turned his head and walked back home along the way he came.
Seeing Song Song who came back empty-handed, Ding Rui blinked and asked in surprise, "Second Aunt won't borrow it? It shouldn't be!"
Song Song waved his hands helplessly, walked over to pull a small bench and sat down, looked up at Ge Guiqin who was scraping fish scales: "Mom, Brother Daben is back."
Ge Guiqin stopped what she was doing, and turned around slowly: "Son, what did you just say?"
Song Song repeated what he said just now: "Brother Da Ben is back, and he seems to have made a fortune, driving a Mercedes-Benz."
Ge Guiqin doesn't understand cars, and she doesn't care what kind of car Song Ben is driving. She cares more about Song Ben going home.She got up and wiped her hands on the apron, and walked out with small steps: "Boy, Mom, go and see."
Song Song hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Mom, don't go, his house is in a mess right now, and I almost didn't come back. Let's think about it again, before it gets dark, go to someone's house to borrow some green onions Garlic."
I went to the supermarket and bought all kinds of vegetables and meat, but why did I not buy onions and garlic?
well!What a fool!
(End of this chapter)
"Are you here to visit?" Song Ben noticed the Wangwang gift bag that Song Song was holding, and quickly changed the topic.Song Song also didn't expect that his cousin and cousin-in-law would get divorced. He was feeling embarrassed by the question he just asked, so he replied: "I forgot to buy onions and garlic. Come and borrow some from my second aunt, and take a look at Xiaohu."
Xiaohu is the son of Song Ben, whose full name is Song Shuaihu. He is in the second grade of elementary school this year.This child is not very good-looking, but he is really a tiger. He fights with his classmates every three days, and even beats his grandparents when he loses his temper.Although the child is young and it doesn't hurt to beat someone, it's embarrassing for outsiders to see.
Thinking about it carefully, the second uncle and the second aunt are quite pitiful. The son and grandson are not reassuring. They are not as old as Song Song's parents, and they are already too old to look good.
"Just right, I'll go in behind you. I guess with you here, my dad won't drive me out again. After driving thousands of kilometers, I finally came back. I can't celebrate the New Year at home, can I? How embarrassing!"
Song Song laughed awkwardly, and said to himself that my second uncle in your family has lost too many people because of you all these years, so where are you now?
"Okay, let's try." Song Song opened the door and got off the car, went to the gate of the courtyard and knocked on the big iron gate of the second uncle's house: "Second uncle, it's me, baby!"
Not long after, there were hurried footsteps, the door bolt was creaked, and the big iron door was pulled open, and the second aunt with a sad face appeared behind the door: "My son is back!"
When the second aunt said this, she didn't look at Song Song, her eyes kept looking out, and she saw Song Ben who was hiding behind Song Song and giggling.
"Mom, I..."
The second aunt glared at Song Ben, then turned her gaze back to Song Song: "Boy, come in quickly, I'm going to close the door, don't let that dog get in with you."
It was embarrassing for Song Song to be caught between the two of them, and he had even retreated, preferring to cook without onion and garlic on New Year's Eve, and he didn't want to be involved in this kind of crap.
But in this situation, it would definitely be inappropriate for Song Song to turn around and leave. He could only step over the threshold and walk into the yard.
Although the second aunt just scolded her harshly, she didn't really close the door. Seeing Song Song enter the door, she turned around and walked into the house, obviously letting Song Ben in deliberately.
"You still have the guts to come in? Get lost!" Suddenly there was an angry curse, followed by a shoe whirling with strong wind.
Song Song was startled, and dodged sideways, but Song Ben behind him couldn't dodge in time, and was hit in the chest by the shoe, leaving dirty dirt on his coat.
"Dad, it's so accurate, I'm always strong! I was injured internally by you." Song Ben gave a thumbs up with a playful smile.
Song Song had never seen his second uncle lose such a temper. He put the Wangwang gift bag on the pile of firewood next to him, turned around and left: "Second uncle and aunt, I will come over to pay New Year's greetings another day."
"Boy, come here!" Second Uncle shouted.
Song Song hesitated for a few seconds, then walked over and comforted him kindly: "Second uncle, look, you're celebrating the New Year, don't be angry, your health is important."
The second uncle was sitting on a ponytail, wearing only one shoe, and the other foot, which was only wearing socks, stepped on the cold ground.
He was only in his fifties, but his hair was gray, his eyes were cloudy, and his complexion was very bad. He sat there and stared sideways at Song Ben, trembling with anger.
Song Song turned his head and winked at Song Ben, wanting Song Ben to come and say something nice to coax his father.
But who would have thought that just as Song Ben took a step forward, the second uncle immediately tore off the other shoe and threw it over.
Song Ben was able to dodge this time, but he still didn't dodge, and took another hard hit.
"dad……"
"Don't call me dad! Get out!"
"Dad, don't be like this. If you see me angry, I will wait at the door, and I will come in when you are no longer angry. "
Song Ben was also really afraid that he would make his father angry, so he turned around and left the door resentfully, and even closed the courtyard door behind him.
The second aunt ran to the yard with small steps and picked up the two shoes, bent down to put on the shoes for the second uncle, and muttered in a choked voice while putting on the shoes: "Old man, if the child does not come back, you will worry about it, and if the child comes back, you will be worried." Go outside, what are you doing?"
"Who cares about him?" The second uncle's eyes widened: "I wish he would die outside and never come back for the rest of his life."
Song Song stood by and watched this big scene where father and son didn't recognize each other. He was really depressed. He felt that standing here was completely unnecessary.
He just came to borrow the onion and garlic, but the Wangwang gift bag was delivered, but the onion and garlic were not borrowed, and he was stuck here in embarrassment and couldn't go back, how innocent!
The second aunt squatted there and tried to persuade the second uncle. The second uncle calmed down for a while and then regained his temper a little. He wrapped himself in the coat and said, "I'm staying here to drink tonight." Then he got up and went back to the house. I went to rest upstairs.
Judging from what the second uncle meant, it should be that Song Ben was allowed to come in, and Song Song was also staying for dinner at night.
Song Song asked the second aunt with his eyes, and the second aunt sighed quietly, looked back at Xiaohu who was peeking behind the stairs, raised her hand and shook it in the direction of the door, signaling Song Song to call Song Ben in.
Song Song didn't dare to shout loudly, so he could only walk quickly to the courtyard gate to find Song Ben, but he leaned against the car window and looked inside, but he couldn't see anyone inside.
"Son, what are you doing?" The voice came from behind, startling Song Song.
Song Song looked back in dissatisfaction, and saw Song Ben walking out from the side of the wall with a cigarette in his mouth, wearing his belt while walking.
"Brother Daben, are you still in the mood to pee at this moment?"
"I... I can't hold back anymore!"
Song Song rushed into the courtyard gate and pouted, Song Ben opened his eyes wide and blinked his left eye towards the courtyard gate, Song Song nodded again and again, Song Ben let out a long breath, raised his hand, took off the cigarette butt, threw it on the ground and stamped it out , walked quickly into the courtyard.
Originally, Song Song was going to follow in, but as soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, his footsteps stopped.
Stupid?After finally getting out, how could we go back in again?Why don't you withdraw quickly?
Thinking of this, Song Song didn't bother to borrow onion and garlic, turned his head and walked back home along the way he came.
Seeing Song Song who came back empty-handed, Ding Rui blinked and asked in surprise, "Second Aunt won't borrow it? It shouldn't be!"
Song Song waved his hands helplessly, walked over to pull a small bench and sat down, looked up at Ge Guiqin who was scraping fish scales: "Mom, Brother Daben is back."
Ge Guiqin stopped what she was doing, and turned around slowly: "Son, what did you just say?"
Song Song repeated what he said just now: "Brother Da Ben is back, and he seems to have made a fortune, driving a Mercedes-Benz."
Ge Guiqin doesn't understand cars, and she doesn't care what kind of car Song Ben is driving. She cares more about Song Ben going home.She got up and wiped her hands on the apron, and walked out with small steps: "Boy, Mom, go and see."
Song Song hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Mom, don't go, his house is in a mess right now, and I almost didn't come back. Let's think about it again, before it gets dark, go to someone's house to borrow some green onions Garlic."
I went to the supermarket and bought all kinds of vegetables and meat, but why did I not buy onions and garlic?
well!What a fool!
(End of this chapter)
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