endless force

Chapter 153 Mo Fan's childhood fun
"Then I'd better tell a joke." Mo Fan saw the skeleton's appearance and knew that there was no need to discuss it. "But humor is innate. If you ask me to gossip, I won't be able to tell any funny jokes."

He glanced at the other party again, and said to himself without any scruples, "But looking at your appearance, you know that you must have a good laugh. Ordinary jokes are really hard to handle. Then the probability that I can make you laugh is probably the same as that of you." The probability of winning the lottery is about the same!"

"What exactly do you want to say?" The red light in Skull's eyes twitched slightly, and there was obviously a little impatience in his tone.

"What I mean is, I'm not sure I can make you laugh, so I decided... to get you by strength!"

Before Mo Fan finished speaking, the criminal's head immediately appeared in his hand, and he shouted towards the opponent's face with great force!

The red light spots in the skull's eyes rolled slightly, indicating its slightly unhappy heart, although the body did not have the slightest intention of avoiding it.

But the right hand has been raised at some point, and the index finger with only the bone is slightly moved forward to block the ugly head oncoming.

Mo Fan only felt as if he had hit the extremely hard steel plate, unable to penetrate a single bit. Even with all his strength, he was still frozen in mid-air, unable to cause any damage to the opponent.

This was the first time he saw a monster that could not be dealt with by the criminal's head. He couldn't help squinting his eyes slightly. You must know that the other party was obviously a creature of the ghost category, but the criminal's head had no effect at all.

Of course, this only made Mo Fan slightly surprised. What happened next almost surprised him so much that he couldn't restrain his emotions.

I saw the skeleton lift the bony index finger against the criminal's head, and tapped it a few times, but the criminal's head did not change immediately.

"Grumbling~"

Just when Mo Fan felt confused, a strange sound suddenly came from the criminal's head. Then in his surprised eyes, the head held tightly in his hand suddenly softened and turned into a pile of meat and fell on the table!

"What is this...?" Mo Fan stared.The astonishment and astonishment on his face couldn't be controlled at all, and it showed.

Destroying a head is nothing, and it can't be said how powerful it is. Even if it crushes a head into minced meat in an instant, it doesn't matter. Some skills can do it.

But you must know that the head of this criminal is not an ordinary head, but a prop, and it is also a sixth-level prop!

So far, Mo Fan has never seen anyone who can forcibly destroy the system props. You must know that these props and equipment seem to be protected by the system, and temporarily belong to the level that cannot be destroyed.

Anyway, Mo Fan has never seen or heard of a system item being destroyed. He has tried it himself, and even with his damage, it is still impossible.

In other words, the props and equipment of these systems are either indestructible, or they must reach a certain level of strength to be destroyed!

The scene in front of him refreshed Mo Fan's understanding of the game, and clearly told him that props can be forcibly destroyed. As for the conditions for destruction, needless to say, the damage must reach a very terrifying level.

It is conceivable that the strength of the skeleton in front of him may be so strong that it cannot be described!

"You only have this one chance." The skeleton looked at Mo Fan calmly as if he had done a trivial thing, and said lightly.

Mo Fan blinked his eyes, then curled his lips and said, "Alright then, since you made your request sincerely, then of course I will mercifully satisfy you."

After he finished speaking, he didn't give the other party a chance to explode, and continued, "I'm not good at telling jokes, but I can tell you a few funny stories about my childhood."

"I remember when I was a child, a little girl who was the head of the house quarreled with me, but she couldn't help me, and I scolded her until she cried. At the request of the adults, I went to apologize to her, but it didn't work.

I had no choice but to tell her: I told you to hit me to vent your anger, so stop crying.Unexpectedly, this trick really worked, she really stopped crying, and then hit me a few times. "

"That's it?" The skeleton's tone was full of doubts. It obviously wanted to know what was so interesting about the bland story told by the other party.

"Then the little girl cried for a whole hour." Mo Fan said calmly.

"Why?" The red light spots in the skull's eyes swayed slightly, obviously showing some interest.

"Because I only said to let her fight, but I never said not to fight back." Mo Fan spread his hands and smiled.

The skeleton looked at Mo Fan quietly, the red light in his eyes flickered slightly. He didn't know whether he thought it was funny or not. After a while, he said two words lightly: "Continue."

"It's funny or not, just say something, what the hell is continuing?" Mo Fan curled his lips, "If you tell a joke that you think is funny later, but you force yourself not to laugh, I can't help it."

"Continue." The skeleton didn't say any unnecessary nonsense. He looked at Mo Fan quietly and said two words lightly.

"Alright." Mo Fan rolled his eyes, "Then I'll tell you another interesting story about my childhood."

"I remember when I was in elementary school, my deskmate was a girl, and she was a very good-looking girl. In today's words, she is a top-notch little lolita.

So one day, I couldn't help but kissed her on the face. Unexpectedly, she didn't dodge or get angry. She just said to me coldly: Classmate, please be more cautious, please?
I didn't know what to say, I immediately understood and kissed her hard on her little mouth! "

"And then?" After listening to the skeleton, although he didn't smile, he still seemed interested.

"Then the little girl changed schools the next day." Mo Fan said casually, "Don't ask me why, because that happened in class. More than 60 people in the class plus a teacher just watched me and kissed her." That little loli lasted for 38 seconds!"

After listening to Mo Fan, Skull quietly looked at Mo Fan. He didn't know if he understood. After all, he was just an NPC in the game. He probably didn't know what it meant when he went to school or transferred.

But Mo Fan had no other choice, because what he just said was the truth, he didn't lie, and he was not good at deliberately telling jokes.

So he can only choose some things that happened when he was a child, and he thinks they are quite funny to talk about. If the other party doesn't understand, or can't get the joke, he can't help it.

The skeleton looked at Mo Fan quietly, and the red dots in its eyes flickered again, but no one knew what it was thinking.

(End of this chapter)