Infinity we are monsters
Chapter 100 Does the beauty want a ride? (seeking first order)
Chapter 100 Does the beauty want a ride? (seeking first order)
United States, New York, a farm.
Zhao Chenping appeared suddenly. At this time, the weather was clear and cloudless, and the warm wind was blowing, which made him feel happy.
Since the task had to be done, he didn't worry too much, and he didn't think anything would happen to this grape.As for the follow-up mission, that will happen decades later, and we will talk about it then.
After arriving in the world of "X-Men", Zhao Chenping looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he transformed into the size of an ordinary rooster and walked out swaggeringly.
He needs to find someone to ask the way first.
After wandering for a few miles, Zhao Chenping saw a young cowboy from a distance.
He was riding a horse leisurely, looking after a dozen cows not far away.
Zhao Chenping was amused when he saw this, and wanted to go forward, but suddenly remembered his English level, and thought it would be better to spend a hundred demon yuan to exchange for language talent from the system.
After the exchange was completed, he immediately recalled all the language-related things he was exposed to when he was still a human being, including English vocabulary, grammar, scene dialogues and listening exercises, Chinese classical Chinese, ancient poems, and rare Chinese characters. , and even a lot of common vocabulary in Japanese action movies, as if he mastered them all at once.
"Tsk tsk! Not bad, not bad."
Zhao Chenping nodded with satisfaction in his heart, then he spread his wings, let out a gasp, flew over a distance of nearly [-] meters, and landed on the cowboy's shoulder.
"FUCK, where did this pheasant come from?"
The cowboy was taken aback, and quickly reached out to catch it.
"Hey man, I'm not a pheasant."
Zhao Shenping stretched out his wings and slapped the cowboy's hand away, and spoke in authentic English with dissatisfaction.
As soon as these words came out, the cowboy was terrified, and immediately turned over and got off the horse, but was tripped by the reins in a hurry, and with a plop, he fell on his back.When he fell, Zhao Chenping jumped lightly and landed firmly on the horse. He smiled at the cowboy with a frightened face and said, "Boy, why are you so cowardly? I won't eat it." you."
"You... what the hell are you? How can you talk?"
"What a fuss!"
Zhao Chenping rolled his eyes, snorted softly, and said: "You humans can have mutants, so we are not allowed to have mutant chickens in our chicken clan."
"Mutant? Mutant chicken? What?"
The cowboy looked bewildered.
"Tsk! What a poor mortal who doesn't know anything."
Zhao Chenping shook his head with pity in his eyes, but felt inexplicably sour in his heart. He then said, "I'm here to ask you something. Where is this place? How far is it from Westchester, New York? Which way do I need to go?"
The cowboy also calmed down a little at this time. Seeing that the talking chicken was just asking for directions, he didn't seem to have any malicious intentions. He felt relieved, stood up slowly, and whispered, "Westchester? This is it."
"Here it is!?"
Zhao Chenping was delighted when he heard this.
"Yes, this is the north side of Westchester, where are you going?"
Zhao Chenping glanced at him and said, "What? You want to take me there?"
"is it okay?"
After the cowboy's initial panic, he became very curious about the talking rooster, wanting to see where he was going and what he was doing.
Zhao Chenping pondered for a moment and thought it was not bad. He only knew that Professor He nodded and said, "Okay, I'm going to a school for mutants. The full name seems to be Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. It was established by a man named Charles."
Hearing this, the cowboy scratched his head, with embarrassment written all over his face, and said, "I don't seem to know what you said."
"Haha, you don't even know about mutants. You'd be damned if you knew where this school is."
Zhao Chenping glanced at him, and said: "You don't know, it doesn't mean no one knows, we just go to the metropolis and find someone to ask if it's okay." At the same time, he laughed at himself in his heart. It was really helpless to be forced to come.
The cowboy shrugged his shoulders after hearing this, as if he could only do so.Afterwards, he got on his horse again, took Zhao Shenping to his villa, drove a car from the garage, and prepared to take Zhao Shenping to the nearby Baiyuan City.
After Zhao Chenping jumped up from the car door opened by the cowboy, he said with a look of disgust: "I said you are also a farmer. You should not be short of money. Why are you driving such an old-fashioned car?"
"Hey, man, you say my car is old?"
The cowboy seemed to like this car very much, and couldn't help but screamed when he heard this.
"This is Ford's latest model this year!"
"Tch, this old car is the latest model! Don't think that I don't understand cars because I'm a chicken."
The cowboy was not angry and argued again and again, but Zhao Chenping always had a very disdainful expression, which hurt him very much. Finally, he gritted his teeth and suddenly started the car, and accelerated it instantly, ready to let the arrogant cock experience the performance of his car. .
However, the result of this was a "stab", the seat cushion on his co-pilot was scratched by Zhao Chen, and even the iron sheet under the seat cushion was scratched a few deep marks by his claws.
The cowboy was stunned for a moment, then turned around and started driving seriously as if he didn't see anything.
. . .
Soon, the cowboy drove to the road. After driving for a while, he forgot the unhappiness just now and started to talk. Although the object of the conversation was a rooster, he still talked endlessly.
Zhao Chenping answered without a word, while looking at the old-fashioned vehicles passing by on the road outside the window, he suddenly realized that he might have wronged this cowboy named Nuo Ke.
The car he was driving might actually be the latest Ford model this year.
Because Zhao Chenping accidentally discovered that it was only [-].
An hour later, they came to Baiyuan City.
Nuo Ke drove to a newspaper office. According to him, he had a friend who worked here and knew a lot about it, so he planned to ask her.
Zhao Chenping nodded nonchalantly and said, "Go back quickly, I'm in a hurry."
Nuo Ke smiled, opened the door and got out of the car.
At this time, Zhao Chenping suddenly stopped him again, confidently stretched out his wings and pointed not far away: "Noko, I'm a little hungry, go buy me some KFC first!"
Nuo Ke was taken aback when he heard the words, then with a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost, he pointed at Zhao Chenping and shouted: "The meat in KFC is chicken, are you sure you want to eat it?"
Zhao Chenping nodded indifferently, and urged: "Go quickly! Isn't it just chicken? Is there anything you dare not eat, and it's not human flesh!"
Nuoke was speechless at the time, touched his head, with a disbelief on his face, went to KFC to buy some hamburgers, put them in the car, and then entered the newspaper office muttering in a low voice.
Zhao Chenping was too lazy to care about him, picked up a hamburger with his wings, took a bite, felt that the chicken tasted weird, a little hard to swallow, but the bread was not bad, so he picked out the chicken, threw it out of the window, and ate the bread with relish Come.
A quarter of an hour later, Noko came out with a hot blonde in a red dress.
Zhao Chenping's eyes lit up, he immediately poked his head out of the car window, whistled, and said, "Hi, beauty, do you want a ride?"
Thank you for the rewards of Suspicion and Ghost Cry and Zhan Sansi, as well as the two monthly tickets for Mengqi Yunan, and friends who have subscribed, thank you, it is you who made me feel that this book is still recognized by some people, from the bottom of my heart I am happy, to be honest, the subscription is not high now, but I am still very satisfied, thank you very much.
(End of this chapter)
United States, New York, a farm.
Zhao Chenping appeared suddenly. At this time, the weather was clear and cloudless, and the warm wind was blowing, which made him feel happy.
Since the task had to be done, he didn't worry too much, and he didn't think anything would happen to this grape.As for the follow-up mission, that will happen decades later, and we will talk about it then.
After arriving in the world of "X-Men", Zhao Chenping looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he transformed into the size of an ordinary rooster and walked out swaggeringly.
He needs to find someone to ask the way first.
After wandering for a few miles, Zhao Chenping saw a young cowboy from a distance.
He was riding a horse leisurely, looking after a dozen cows not far away.
Zhao Chenping was amused when he saw this, and wanted to go forward, but suddenly remembered his English level, and thought it would be better to spend a hundred demon yuan to exchange for language talent from the system.
After the exchange was completed, he immediately recalled all the language-related things he was exposed to when he was still a human being, including English vocabulary, grammar, scene dialogues and listening exercises, Chinese classical Chinese, ancient poems, and rare Chinese characters. , and even a lot of common vocabulary in Japanese action movies, as if he mastered them all at once.
"Tsk tsk! Not bad, not bad."
Zhao Chenping nodded with satisfaction in his heart, then he spread his wings, let out a gasp, flew over a distance of nearly [-] meters, and landed on the cowboy's shoulder.
"FUCK, where did this pheasant come from?"
The cowboy was taken aback, and quickly reached out to catch it.
"Hey man, I'm not a pheasant."
Zhao Shenping stretched out his wings and slapped the cowboy's hand away, and spoke in authentic English with dissatisfaction.
As soon as these words came out, the cowboy was terrified, and immediately turned over and got off the horse, but was tripped by the reins in a hurry, and with a plop, he fell on his back.When he fell, Zhao Chenping jumped lightly and landed firmly on the horse. He smiled at the cowboy with a frightened face and said, "Boy, why are you so cowardly? I won't eat it." you."
"You... what the hell are you? How can you talk?"
"What a fuss!"
Zhao Chenping rolled his eyes, snorted softly, and said: "You humans can have mutants, so we are not allowed to have mutant chickens in our chicken clan."
"Mutant? Mutant chicken? What?"
The cowboy looked bewildered.
"Tsk! What a poor mortal who doesn't know anything."
Zhao Chenping shook his head with pity in his eyes, but felt inexplicably sour in his heart. He then said, "I'm here to ask you something. Where is this place? How far is it from Westchester, New York? Which way do I need to go?"
The cowboy also calmed down a little at this time. Seeing that the talking chicken was just asking for directions, he didn't seem to have any malicious intentions. He felt relieved, stood up slowly, and whispered, "Westchester? This is it."
"Here it is!?"
Zhao Chenping was delighted when he heard this.
"Yes, this is the north side of Westchester, where are you going?"
Zhao Chenping glanced at him and said, "What? You want to take me there?"
"is it okay?"
After the cowboy's initial panic, he became very curious about the talking rooster, wanting to see where he was going and what he was doing.
Zhao Chenping pondered for a moment and thought it was not bad. He only knew that Professor He nodded and said, "Okay, I'm going to a school for mutants. The full name seems to be Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. It was established by a man named Charles."
Hearing this, the cowboy scratched his head, with embarrassment written all over his face, and said, "I don't seem to know what you said."
"Haha, you don't even know about mutants. You'd be damned if you knew where this school is."
Zhao Chenping glanced at him, and said: "You don't know, it doesn't mean no one knows, we just go to the metropolis and find someone to ask if it's okay." At the same time, he laughed at himself in his heart. It was really helpless to be forced to come.
The cowboy shrugged his shoulders after hearing this, as if he could only do so.Afterwards, he got on his horse again, took Zhao Shenping to his villa, drove a car from the garage, and prepared to take Zhao Shenping to the nearby Baiyuan City.
After Zhao Chenping jumped up from the car door opened by the cowboy, he said with a look of disgust: "I said you are also a farmer. You should not be short of money. Why are you driving such an old-fashioned car?"
"Hey, man, you say my car is old?"
The cowboy seemed to like this car very much, and couldn't help but screamed when he heard this.
"This is Ford's latest model this year!"
"Tch, this old car is the latest model! Don't think that I don't understand cars because I'm a chicken."
The cowboy was not angry and argued again and again, but Zhao Chenping always had a very disdainful expression, which hurt him very much. Finally, he gritted his teeth and suddenly started the car, and accelerated it instantly, ready to let the arrogant cock experience the performance of his car. .
However, the result of this was a "stab", the seat cushion on his co-pilot was scratched by Zhao Chen, and even the iron sheet under the seat cushion was scratched a few deep marks by his claws.
The cowboy was stunned for a moment, then turned around and started driving seriously as if he didn't see anything.
. . .
Soon, the cowboy drove to the road. After driving for a while, he forgot the unhappiness just now and started to talk. Although the object of the conversation was a rooster, he still talked endlessly.
Zhao Chenping answered without a word, while looking at the old-fashioned vehicles passing by on the road outside the window, he suddenly realized that he might have wronged this cowboy named Nuo Ke.
The car he was driving might actually be the latest Ford model this year.
Because Zhao Chenping accidentally discovered that it was only [-].
An hour later, they came to Baiyuan City.
Nuo Ke drove to a newspaper office. According to him, he had a friend who worked here and knew a lot about it, so he planned to ask her.
Zhao Chenping nodded nonchalantly and said, "Go back quickly, I'm in a hurry."
Nuo Ke smiled, opened the door and got out of the car.
At this time, Zhao Chenping suddenly stopped him again, confidently stretched out his wings and pointed not far away: "Noko, I'm a little hungry, go buy me some KFC first!"
Nuo Ke was taken aback when he heard the words, then with a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost, he pointed at Zhao Chenping and shouted: "The meat in KFC is chicken, are you sure you want to eat it?"
Zhao Chenping nodded indifferently, and urged: "Go quickly! Isn't it just chicken? Is there anything you dare not eat, and it's not human flesh!"
Nuoke was speechless at the time, touched his head, with a disbelief on his face, went to KFC to buy some hamburgers, put them in the car, and then entered the newspaper office muttering in a low voice.
Zhao Chenping was too lazy to care about him, picked up a hamburger with his wings, took a bite, felt that the chicken tasted weird, a little hard to swallow, but the bread was not bad, so he picked out the chicken, threw it out of the window, and ate the bread with relish Come.
A quarter of an hour later, Noko came out with a hot blonde in a red dress.
Zhao Chenping's eyes lit up, he immediately poked his head out of the car window, whistled, and said, "Hi, beauty, do you want a ride?"
Thank you for the rewards of Suspicion and Ghost Cry and Zhan Sansi, as well as the two monthly tickets for Mengqi Yunan, and friends who have subscribed, thank you, it is you who made me feel that this book is still recognized by some people, from the bottom of my heart I am happy, to be honest, the subscription is not high now, but I am still very satisfied, thank you very much.
(End of this chapter)
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