Infinity we are monsters

Chapter 47

When Zhao Chenping opened his eyes again, he was suddenly taken aback.

What the hell is this dog head.

Subconsciously, Zhao Chenping flapped his wings away, but the moment he got close to the dog's head, a protective film appeared out of thin air to block it, and at the same time dissipated his strength very softly, making him feel no discomfort at all.

At this time, the dog head suddenly grinned, and said: "Hey, buddy, don't get excited, the monsters in our Monster Race Paradise are a family who love each other and cannot attack each other."

Monster Race Paradise?

Zhao Chenping seemed to understand something.

When the system says return, does it mean return here?I don't know if sister Huang Rong saw the handwriting I left?And what happened to the beast horde in the end? If there were heavy casualties, my crime would be serious.

Thinking of this, Zhao Chenping sighed in his heart.

"Hey, buddy, are you new here? Do you want me to introduce you to our Yaozu Paradise? You only charge three demon yuan. If you ask the system, it's five demon yuan. It's not as good as my image How about vivid and comprehensive? Think about it."

Zhao Chenping recovered from his contemplation, seeing the seriousness of the big black dog's words, he was amused in his heart, thought he had encountered a monster, but he didn't expect this guy to have such an idea, he shook his head speechlessly, stood up, ready to leave.

"Hey, buddy, you don't want to know, where is there a casino here? Where are things sold cheaply? Where can you earn demon dollars?" The big black dog was obviously unwilling to give up, and said to him with a mysterious face.

As if Zhao Chenping had never heard of it, he began to look at the surrounding environment. This is an endless prairie with many monsters coming and going. In the sky, for some reason, there were many mountain peaks hanging in the air. He took two steps, and when he wanted to see it more clearly, he suddenly felt dark in front of him.

The big black dog stood up at some point.

Zhao Chenping lost his composure in an instant. You are a big black dog standing on two hind legs, so I won't say anything about you, but you stand more than two meters high, are you showing off your height?And the genitals, can you find something to block them, don't you think it's unsightly when you dangle around like this?

In an instant, Zhao Chenping lost all affection for the big black dog, raised his leg to walk around him, and walked into the distance.

"Hey man, really stop thinking about it?"

After Zhao Chenping yelled twice, he didn't bother to answer.

However, after walking a few steps, he suddenly paused. Looking at the 290 three demon yuan on the attribute panel, he was very puzzled. After careful calculation, he found that fifty demon yuan was missing.

"I'm going! What's going on here?"

Zhao Chenping hurriedly greeted the system, and asked bluntly: "System, did you underestimate me by fifty demon yuan?"

"Ding, because the host was in poor health when he returned, in order for the host to return to the Monster Race Paradise normally and safely, the system took the initiative to repair the injury for the host, sharing [-] demon points."

"Ding, note: The host doesn't need to be too grateful to the system, the system is just so considerate."

"Ding, the fee: one demon yuan."

gratitude! ?
Zhao Chenping curled his lips in disdain, "It's fine if you don't scold you, I'll be fine for such a small injury in a few days, you'll charge me fifty demon dollars, how dare you make me appreciate it?"

Looking at the remaining 290 Eryao yuan, and then looking at the "Fire Burning Body Cultivating Qi Chapter", which costs [-] yuan, Zhao Chenping felt a huge pressure in an instant, turned his head to look at the big black dog with its huge genitals still dangling behind him, and thought about it Thinking about it, he finally gritted his teeth, turned around and walked back.

In order to save these two demon dollars, I endured it.

The big black dog saw Zhao Chenping coming back again, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said enthusiastically, "Hey, buddy, how are you doing, you figured it out?"

Zhao Chenping nodded, and wrote on the ground: "Can you squat down and introduce me?"

The big black dog looked at the handwriting on the ground, blinked, then squatted down, scratched its chin with its two fronts, and said with some confusion: "Dude, it seems that you can't speak, so we two It's very inconvenient to communicate, see if you can add another demon element."

Hearing this, Zhao Chenping's eyes widened instantly, and he stared blankly at him, as if he was looking to see if this person was a profiteer in his previous life.

Seeing Zhao Chenping's appearance, the big black dog immediately put on an innocent expression, with its two front paws spread apart in a very human way, and argued, "Don't think I'm taking the opportunity to increase the price, think about it, you can't talk , You have to write everything you want to ask, and you still want me to squat down and tell you, this all increases the cost of my introduction to you, just add one demon yuan, it is very cheap, the system can answer any question casually, don’t ask for a demon Well, it’s really cheap.”

Just kidding!Is a Yaoyuan cheap?Very cheap you give it to me?It's cheap. Did I just fart the vow I just made in my heart for the sake of two monsters?Pooh!If you want to cheat me, there is no door.

In an instant, Zhao Chenping was full of fighting spirit, and wrote on the ground: "Is a demon dollar worth much?"

After reading the handwriting on the ground, the big black dog quickly smiled and waved its two front paws, with a look of indifference, and said: "Hey, what is the value of a demon yuan? It is also a problem in the demon clan system." The price, not worth the money."

Zhao Chenping smiled slightly in his heart, and continued to write: "Then why are you so fussy here!? It's still the first three monsters, please introduce me to the Monster Race Paradise, you don't like squatting, you can stand, you can lie on your stomach, why not?" You can do whatever you like! If you don’t want to watch me write, you don’t read it. I will listen to what you say and never bother you! However, sooner or later, I will know whether what you told me this time is worth the price, so, For the sake of the harmony of the monster clan, please be kind to my conscience and the three monsters that I have earned with my life."

Seeing this, the big black dog was obviously stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily, and said: "Okay, the three monsters are the three monsters, and I will make you a friend. Among my friends, there is really no such thing as a friend!" Chicken."

Zhao Chenping trembled when he heard the words, and stared at the big black dog with unkind eyes, can you speak?

The big black dog didn't seem to notice it, and then said: "My name is Liu Jun. All the familiar monsters call me Liu Dahei. What's your name?"

what is it call?
Zhao Chenping thought for a while and wrote on the ground: "My name is Zhao Chenping, you can call me Dahong."

"Dahong?" The big black dog was stunned, scratched its chin with its front paws, and said thoughtfully, "Dahong and Dahei, our brothers are destined! I will call you Zhao Dahong after we leave." Let's go, I'll show you around our Monster Race Paradise."

"Liu Dahei? Zhao Dahong? What kind of stupid name is this, and there is a fate?" Zhao Chenping shook his head with disgust in his heart, hurriedly caught up with the big black dog, stood next to him, and slowly walked towards the uniquely shaped city .

Before he had gone far, Zhao Chenping realized that this Liu Dahei was just a chatterbox, he just walked without talking, and kept pointing, causing many monsters on the road to stare at them, but he himself was indifferent.

"Hey, Dahong, look at that carp, what's his name..."

"Hey, forget it, I forgot, but this guy is very interesting. He is obviously a fish demon, but he just doesn't like to stay in the water. He likes to go out of the city for a few laps when he has nothing to do. Paddle slowly, grinding yourself bloody every time, it's just a pervert."

"Also, look over there, that weasel, that yellowish, wolf-like guy. His farts are so stinky, he can simply smoke away all the monsters in the city, for this reason , everyone collectively pooled thousands of Yaoyuan to buy him a purifier from the store, which is the red thing on his butt that looks like a sanitary napkin."

"Hey, wait, go this way. The palm-sized flower in front of you is the flower fairy in our city. Everyone waits for her to transform into form, and see what she can transform into."

Hearing this, Zhao Chenping looked at the unknown flower curiously.

Suddenly, the flower bone opened slightly, and a mouth grew out of it, and it yelled at the big black dog: "You exhibitionist, get out of here quickly, grandma, you don't mind falling too fast for dangling that big sausage of yours all day long!" .”

Zhao Chenping was dumbfounded for a moment.

The big black dog also burst out laughing, and then pulled Zhao Chenping and ran several hundred meters in an instant. After letting him go, he was out of breath laughing alone, and said intermittently after a while: "That guy is a The man was dressed as a flower, and now he doesn’t know whether he is a man or a woman, haha..."

"Uh, why don't you smile? Isn't it funny?"

Seeing Zhao Chenping's appearance, Big Black Bear felt a little puzzled, and asked curiously while rubbing his head.

Zhao Chenping turned his head to look at the flower that was still roaring angrily, feeling lingering fear in his heart. After hearing what the big black bear said, he rolled his eyes in his heart. Who said it wasn't funny, but I didn't realize it just now.

"Ooooooh..."

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(End of this chapter)