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Chapter 46 This movie is going to be a huge hit!
Chapter 46 This movie is going to be a huge hit!
Afterwards, Li Hong made another phone call to Lu Mao and the others.
"How's the movie going?"
Lu Mao said very speechlessly: "Boss, no matter how fast you can say that the filming will be done all at once, right? You're only urging me in a day, what else can I say?"
"That's not your idea. We're not making a high-quality product. We can just make do with it. It's useless if you make it so fancy. Move more quickly. I'll see the feature film next week." Li Hong didn't care about Lu Mao's complaints. , ordered as he thought about himself.
On the other side of the phone, Lu Mao's face darkened, and he really couldn't complain.
"If this goes on like this, I will become one of the worst directors of bad movies..." Lu Mao felt helpless.
Although he was a little dissatisfied with Li Hong's involvement in the film production, Lu Mao accepted Li Hong's proposal calmly.
Excluding the publicity and distribution, the funds left for him to use for filming are only a million or so.This amount of money is not enough to do anything, let alone make better shots.
So, even if Li Hong didn't make this call, Lu Mao planned to make it rough.
When making a film, the most important thing is participation.
Compared with these, what caused Lu Mao even more headache was undoubtedly the performance of these actors.
Not to mention Dongfang Xiaoniang and Luo's wife, their mentally retarded expressions and acting skills don't exist at all.
Fortunately, the gang of Soul Clan made Lu Mao feel a lot easier.
"Hun Dan, please be more natural!"
Hun Dan, who was wearing a wolf head mask, was a little confused. How can I show my expression when I wear a mask?
I have to say, after all, he is an "old actor", so he still has the ability.
Soon, Hun Dan put on an affectionate expression, and walked to the side of the pretty lady Dongfang.
"little Red Riding Hood……"
Lu Mao has completely given up on treatment. Anyway, his boss only asks for speed, not quality, so he doesn't bother to care about so much.
At this time, a young man of the Soul race, who was in charge of props in the crew, trotted all the way to Lu Mao's side.
"Director, that wolf head prop is broken again!"
"What?" Lu Mao was shocked.
The most important prop in this film is the wolf head mask on the head of the hero, Big Bad Wolf.
What if this thing breaks?
As if aware of Lu Mao's worry, the prop master took out a plastic mask as if offering a treasure, and said with a smile, "Director, we still have this to make do with."
Lu Mao took a look and almost fell to the ground.
The mask in that guy's hand is basically the kind of toy mask that costs one yuan in the amusement park, and the back is still fixed with a rubber band.
"Can this thing work?" Lu Mao was skeptical.
Although he intends to shoddy, but this is too improvised, right?
This kind of mask is afraid that it is possible to deceive non-human creatures.
The prop master quickly brought out a pack of the same mask, and said as if he had taken advantage of it: "Why not? Didn't the boss say, just don't treat the audience as human beings. Look at the director, my 100 yuan, Got so many masks, enough for us to shoot."
Lu Mao hesitated, this is his debut novel!If he messed up, how could Lu Mao go out to meet people?
"Director, that villa refused to rent to us for filming." Another prop master hurried over and said with a bitter face.
Lu Mao stared wide-eyed, wanting to eat these two guys.
"Isn't it all agreed, why did you go back on your word?"
The prop master was also confused, touched the back of his head and said, "I don't know, I went to discuss it with him, but he kicked me out."
"What did you say?" Lu Mao asked in disbelief.
"I just said that our Dadigua Film and Television will requisition his villa to make a movie and tell him to get out of here." The prop master said naturally.
When he was in the Soul Clan before, he always walked sideways in the Douqi Continent, and borrowing things from others never happened.
Generally speaking, they are all robbed!
Lu Mao: "..."
Now he really has the idea of going on strike and not filming. Where did this group of people come from?
Wouldn't you say something nice when you borrow something from someone?
"Okay, then go and see if the surrounding villas meet the requirements, and talk to them." Lu Mao said helplessly.
Although he really wanted to let these people go, Lu Mao still forcibly held back this tempting thought.
There is really no way, the whole crew is supported by the soul clan.If they were also driven away, then Lu Mao wouldn't have to do it.
"Don't bother the director, I just bought one, and it will definitely be fine for shooting."
What the hell!
Lu Mao is really impressed by this prop master at the moment, buy a villa?Is it so slippery?
Until, he saw this guy bring out a box of Lego bricks.
"Director, look at how realistic this is! Moreover, it can be reused, which is much more reliable than renting a villa."
"It's quite reliable..." Lu Mao laughed dryly.
As everyone knows, Lu Mao is now more determined to leave after filming this film.
If this kind of film is released, Lu Mao will be ashamed.
Leaving aside other things, this Nima building block house really treats the audience as mentally retarded, right?
"Director, are you satisfied? If you are satisfied, I will go to the set first. Let me tell you, director, the seller told me that this can be stacked up to 0.5 meters high, which is definitely enough."
"Whatever you want..." Lu Mao collapsed on the grass, not wanting to say anything at all.
After getting permission, the prop master of the soul race ran to the camera and set up building blocks.
So, in the next shooting, there was a scene that was both funny and funny.
The grandmother of Little Red Riding Hood, played by Mrs. Luo, pointed to the building block villa several tens of centimeters above the ground, and asked coldly: "Can you give Little Red Riding Hood a future? Then let me ask you, do you have this villa?"
Lu Mao suppressed the collapse of his heart, and said tremblingly: "Ms. Luo, your fingers should be shorter, the house is not as tall as your fingers!"
"Oh!" Mrs. Luo nodded.
……
"Second scene, third shot!"
The big bad wolf played by Hun Dan meets the wolf cousin of Qingqing Grassland.
I forgot to mention that Cousin Wolf is played by Soul Ball.
"Cousin, why are you crying, isn't it just a villa? Cousin will give you a set, and I promise that Grandma Little Red Riding Hood will have nothing to say."
After finishing speaking, Cousin Wolf took out the building block villa glued together from under his feet, and handed it to Big Bad Wolf.
Lu Mao: "..."
It turns out that this is how to give someone a villa!
I forgot to mention, because the toy mask I bought was too brittle, it has been destroyed.Therefore, Cousin Wolf played by Soul Ball doesn't even have a mask.
Of course, the soul clan guys who are good at solving problems naturally solved this problem very quickly.
As for the method, that is to write "I am a wolf" on the soul ball's face with a large signature pen.
"In this way, as long as the audience has read the book, they will be able to tell that it is a wolf." Soul Ball, who came up with this idea, was very proud.
"But why do I always feel that the IQ of the audience is being insulted?" Lu Mao complained feebly.
Recommend a book for friends, "Pirate Control Vector" is not bad for pirates, if you like it, you can read it.
(End of this chapter)
Afterwards, Li Hong made another phone call to Lu Mao and the others.
"How's the movie going?"
Lu Mao said very speechlessly: "Boss, no matter how fast you can say that the filming will be done all at once, right? You're only urging me in a day, what else can I say?"
"That's not your idea. We're not making a high-quality product. We can just make do with it. It's useless if you make it so fancy. Move more quickly. I'll see the feature film next week." Li Hong didn't care about Lu Mao's complaints. , ordered as he thought about himself.
On the other side of the phone, Lu Mao's face darkened, and he really couldn't complain.
"If this goes on like this, I will become one of the worst directors of bad movies..." Lu Mao felt helpless.
Although he was a little dissatisfied with Li Hong's involvement in the film production, Lu Mao accepted Li Hong's proposal calmly.
Excluding the publicity and distribution, the funds left for him to use for filming are only a million or so.This amount of money is not enough to do anything, let alone make better shots.
So, even if Li Hong didn't make this call, Lu Mao planned to make it rough.
When making a film, the most important thing is participation.
Compared with these, what caused Lu Mao even more headache was undoubtedly the performance of these actors.
Not to mention Dongfang Xiaoniang and Luo's wife, their mentally retarded expressions and acting skills don't exist at all.
Fortunately, the gang of Soul Clan made Lu Mao feel a lot easier.
"Hun Dan, please be more natural!"
Hun Dan, who was wearing a wolf head mask, was a little confused. How can I show my expression when I wear a mask?
I have to say, after all, he is an "old actor", so he still has the ability.
Soon, Hun Dan put on an affectionate expression, and walked to the side of the pretty lady Dongfang.
"little Red Riding Hood……"
Lu Mao has completely given up on treatment. Anyway, his boss only asks for speed, not quality, so he doesn't bother to care about so much.
At this time, a young man of the Soul race, who was in charge of props in the crew, trotted all the way to Lu Mao's side.
"Director, that wolf head prop is broken again!"
"What?" Lu Mao was shocked.
The most important prop in this film is the wolf head mask on the head of the hero, Big Bad Wolf.
What if this thing breaks?
As if aware of Lu Mao's worry, the prop master took out a plastic mask as if offering a treasure, and said with a smile, "Director, we still have this to make do with."
Lu Mao took a look and almost fell to the ground.
The mask in that guy's hand is basically the kind of toy mask that costs one yuan in the amusement park, and the back is still fixed with a rubber band.
"Can this thing work?" Lu Mao was skeptical.
Although he intends to shoddy, but this is too improvised, right?
This kind of mask is afraid that it is possible to deceive non-human creatures.
The prop master quickly brought out a pack of the same mask, and said as if he had taken advantage of it: "Why not? Didn't the boss say, just don't treat the audience as human beings. Look at the director, my 100 yuan, Got so many masks, enough for us to shoot."
Lu Mao hesitated, this is his debut novel!If he messed up, how could Lu Mao go out to meet people?
"Director, that villa refused to rent to us for filming." Another prop master hurried over and said with a bitter face.
Lu Mao stared wide-eyed, wanting to eat these two guys.
"Isn't it all agreed, why did you go back on your word?"
The prop master was also confused, touched the back of his head and said, "I don't know, I went to discuss it with him, but he kicked me out."
"What did you say?" Lu Mao asked in disbelief.
"I just said that our Dadigua Film and Television will requisition his villa to make a movie and tell him to get out of here." The prop master said naturally.
When he was in the Soul Clan before, he always walked sideways in the Douqi Continent, and borrowing things from others never happened.
Generally speaking, they are all robbed!
Lu Mao: "..."
Now he really has the idea of going on strike and not filming. Where did this group of people come from?
Wouldn't you say something nice when you borrow something from someone?
"Okay, then go and see if the surrounding villas meet the requirements, and talk to them." Lu Mao said helplessly.
Although he really wanted to let these people go, Lu Mao still forcibly held back this tempting thought.
There is really no way, the whole crew is supported by the soul clan.If they were also driven away, then Lu Mao wouldn't have to do it.
"Don't bother the director, I just bought one, and it will definitely be fine for shooting."
What the hell!
Lu Mao is really impressed by this prop master at the moment, buy a villa?Is it so slippery?
Until, he saw this guy bring out a box of Lego bricks.
"Director, look at how realistic this is! Moreover, it can be reused, which is much more reliable than renting a villa."
"It's quite reliable..." Lu Mao laughed dryly.
As everyone knows, Lu Mao is now more determined to leave after filming this film.
If this kind of film is released, Lu Mao will be ashamed.
Leaving aside other things, this Nima building block house really treats the audience as mentally retarded, right?
"Director, are you satisfied? If you are satisfied, I will go to the set first. Let me tell you, director, the seller told me that this can be stacked up to 0.5 meters high, which is definitely enough."
"Whatever you want..." Lu Mao collapsed on the grass, not wanting to say anything at all.
After getting permission, the prop master of the soul race ran to the camera and set up building blocks.
So, in the next shooting, there was a scene that was both funny and funny.
The grandmother of Little Red Riding Hood, played by Mrs. Luo, pointed to the building block villa several tens of centimeters above the ground, and asked coldly: "Can you give Little Red Riding Hood a future? Then let me ask you, do you have this villa?"
Lu Mao suppressed the collapse of his heart, and said tremblingly: "Ms. Luo, your fingers should be shorter, the house is not as tall as your fingers!"
"Oh!" Mrs. Luo nodded.
……
"Second scene, third shot!"
The big bad wolf played by Hun Dan meets the wolf cousin of Qingqing Grassland.
I forgot to mention that Cousin Wolf is played by Soul Ball.
"Cousin, why are you crying, isn't it just a villa? Cousin will give you a set, and I promise that Grandma Little Red Riding Hood will have nothing to say."
After finishing speaking, Cousin Wolf took out the building block villa glued together from under his feet, and handed it to Big Bad Wolf.
Lu Mao: "..."
It turns out that this is how to give someone a villa!
I forgot to mention, because the toy mask I bought was too brittle, it has been destroyed.Therefore, Cousin Wolf played by Soul Ball doesn't even have a mask.
Of course, the soul clan guys who are good at solving problems naturally solved this problem very quickly.
As for the method, that is to write "I am a wolf" on the soul ball's face with a large signature pen.
"In this way, as long as the audience has read the book, they will be able to tell that it is a wolf." Soul Ball, who came up with this idea, was very proud.
"But why do I always feel that the IQ of the audience is being insulted?" Lu Mao complained feebly.
Recommend a book for friends, "Pirate Control Vector" is not bad for pirates, if you like it, you can read it.
(End of this chapter)
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