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Chapter 55 No hot spots?Then create your own hot spots!
Chapter 55 No hot spots?Then create your own hot spots!
The happy time is always short, and before you know it, the movie has finished playing.
Xia Shengyang was still giggling until he walked out of the entrance of the cinema.
After returning to his kennel, Xia Shengyang realized that something was wrong.
"Hey, what about the special effects?"
Xia Shengyang's eyes narrowed and he began to recall the clips from the movie.
Special effects?
Are there special effects?
Thinking that his head was about to explode, Xia Shengyang still couldn't remember where the special effects of this movie were.
Could it be that……
"Nimma, shouldn't you be tricked again?"
The strongest sci-fi pure love movie in history doesn't even have a single special effects shot, can you believe it?
Thinking of this, Xia Shengyang felt cheated and quickly dialed the customer service number of the ticketing website.
"Hi, sir, is there anything I can help you with?"
Xia Shengyang asked indignantly: "You liars, don't you mean the strongest sci-fi movie in history? This shit doesn't even have a special effects shot, how dare you make such a publicity? I'm going to report you for cheating consumers..."
"Hi sir, which movie ticket did you buy?" the customer service operator Mei Zhi replied calmly.
"Which one else could it be? Isn't there only one movie that is advertised on your website?"
"Okay sir, did you buy the premiere ticket for I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I Love The Big Bad Wolf?"
Xia Shengyang curled his lips and said: "Yes, but I feel that I have been deceived by you! This movie has nothing to do with your promotional slogan!"
"Sir, may I ask which promotional slogan doesn't match?"
Xia Shengyang blasted into the phone unhappily: "Damn, are you blind? What are you promoting the strongest sci-fi pure love movie in history, and you dare to promote it without even a single special effects shot? Are you out of your mind? Or is polio uncured?"
On the other end of the phone, there was a moment of silence, and then the operator's sister answered calmly: "Sir, there is nothing wrong with our slogan! The strongest sci-fi pure love movie on shit, is there anything wrong with this sentence?" ?”
"You have a brain twitch, right? Do you understand what the strongest in history means? If you don't understand, I can explain it to you..." Xia Shengyang roared angrily.
"That's right, it's indeed the strongest shit! By the way, sir, our shit is edible shit. Your history is history history, so you can't eat it." The operator sister reminded me weakly.
On the other end of the phone, Xia Shengyang froze instantly, and opened the booking page in disbelief.
Until, a gigantic word shit came into view.
"..."
Xia Shengyang hung up the phone silently, and squatted on the sofa, silently.
"Such an honest production company is really a clean stream in the entertainment industry, it really touched me..."
In order not to let the touching actions of Digua Film and Television be ignored by people, Xia Shengyang wrote a post-viewing review in the saddest tone with tears in his eyes and posted it on Weibo.
"The Sweet Potato Film and Television of the Grass Mud Horse, let the entire crew explode! God, the strongest sci-fi in the world! I'm a ****!"
After clicking send, Xia Shengyang looked at the screen full of * characters and remained silent.
Fortunately, when Xia Shengyang refreshed Weibo, he saw a scene that made him extremely gratified.
"**** Digua Film and Television***, director *****! Crew *****!"
"****!********!********! @地蓝电影."
If the last comment hadn't been for the official comment from @ Digua Film and Television, Xia Shengyang wouldn't have known who this guy was scolding.
In short, as the first batch of deceived viewers finished watching the movie, a new round of public opinion storm began on the Internet.
Countless melon-eating people with bursting dog eyes expressed their most sincere greetings to Digua Film and Television.
……
Digua Film and Television Company, inside the general manager's office.Li Hong and Charlie were staring at each other without saying a word.
"Boss, the ratings of our movie on Doubanjiang have set a new record, all of which are the lowest." Charlie looked at the data, sweating profusely.
Li Hong replied indifferently: "I'm afraid of shit, isn't it just a low score, what's the big deal."
God, what's the big deal!Charlie really wanted to slap his stupid boss to death.
Nima has such a bad reputation, how can you, a boss, not be in a hurry?
As if he had seen what Charlie was thinking, Li Hong silently lit a cigarette and said in a puffy voice, "The pool in the entertainment industry is too peaceful. We are just spoilers. As long as the box office is good, we should pay attention to these crap things." What are you doing?"
"But our box office is falling off a cliff!" Charlie said bitterly.
Li Hong was startled, the smoke between his fingers almost fell to the ground.
"Chele, what the hell? It started to decline so soon? We just released it, so we have to be strong for a week or two before it starts to decline, right?"
Charlie shook his head and said rather helplessly: "Boss, you are overthinking. Our reputation is too bad, coupled with the inflated ticket prices, the attendance rate has been hitting record lows."
"The ticket price is inflated? Are you kidding me? It's still high? This is a sci-fi blockbuster that created a precedent in film history. Isn't this ticket price very normal?" Li Hong complained.
To be honest, a film like theirs is a first of its kind and can be called a world-shattering work.Is it expensive to sell it for 120 yuan?
"..."
Charlie couldn't complain about his boss's thick skin.
120 yuan is not expensive?What kind of hot chicken thing did you shoot, you, the boss, still have no points in your heart?Is it worth 120 yuan? Don't you feel your conscience?
Seeing Charlie's contemptuous eyes, Li Hong smiled awkwardly, and then said embarrassingly: "It's a bit inflated, but it's not too much..."
"Well, the price has already been set, and there is no way to change it. The only thing we can do now is to quickly launch a navy to lure more audiences into the cinema to watch."
"Oh, I understand this. If you can make a lot of money, it's a good deal." Li Hong nodded, agreeing to Charlie's proposal.
Charlie rubbed his forehead and said with a headache: "Okay, I'll let the navy start working. Try to fool a few more idiots and buy some movie tickets."
After speaking, Charlie left Li Hong's office with heavy steps.
After Charlie left, Li Hong also felt a little embarrassed.Boring to open Weibo, to see if there are any hot spots to rub.
Poverty limited Charlie's performance.Li Hong couldn't give more publicity funds, so he could only follow a wave of hot spots on Weibo to see the situation.
If you can replicate the farce between Lu Han and Lu Han before, then why not worry about the lack of exposure.
With exposure, there will always be more viewers.
But after shopping around, Li Hong couldn't find anyone suitable for Digua Movies and TV.
The only thing that can be regarded as a hot topic is probably the news about a certain actor staying overnight in a hotel.
But this hot spot obviously has nothing to do with the new movie of Digua Films, and it is not easy for Li Hong to join in to hype the hot spot.
"If there is no hot spot, then make it yourself!" Li Hong said fiercely.
As a result, Li Hongquan fell in love with Feng Gangpao, a well-known director in the entertainment industry.Using the official Weibo of Digua Film and TV, I sent such a message.
"With all due respect, all of you here, making movies are hot chickens. @冯钢炒!"
It seemed that he still didn't feel satisfied, so Li Hong stopped by @波波威廉希尔体育网址big-name directors.
@Zhang Yimou!
@cool down!
@ Engage rare!
……
Regardless of whether he is a TV drama director or a movie director, as long as he is a director, Li Hong will stop by @ once.
Even Li Hong didn't let go of a few transparent directors in the entertainment industry who specialize in filming commercials.
Let's make trouble, there are many people to be lively, isn't it!
Congratulations to skt for entering the finals, we come on!Thank you for the reward of a Qiyuan heart!
(End of this chapter)
The happy time is always short, and before you know it, the movie has finished playing.
Xia Shengyang was still giggling until he walked out of the entrance of the cinema.
After returning to his kennel, Xia Shengyang realized that something was wrong.
"Hey, what about the special effects?"
Xia Shengyang's eyes narrowed and he began to recall the clips from the movie.
Special effects?
Are there special effects?
Thinking that his head was about to explode, Xia Shengyang still couldn't remember where the special effects of this movie were.
Could it be that……
"Nimma, shouldn't you be tricked again?"
The strongest sci-fi pure love movie in history doesn't even have a single special effects shot, can you believe it?
Thinking of this, Xia Shengyang felt cheated and quickly dialed the customer service number of the ticketing website.
"Hi, sir, is there anything I can help you with?"
Xia Shengyang asked indignantly: "You liars, don't you mean the strongest sci-fi movie in history? This shit doesn't even have a special effects shot, how dare you make such a publicity? I'm going to report you for cheating consumers..."
"Hi sir, which movie ticket did you buy?" the customer service operator Mei Zhi replied calmly.
"Which one else could it be? Isn't there only one movie that is advertised on your website?"
"Okay sir, did you buy the premiere ticket for I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I Love The Big Bad Wolf?"
Xia Shengyang curled his lips and said: "Yes, but I feel that I have been deceived by you! This movie has nothing to do with your promotional slogan!"
"Sir, may I ask which promotional slogan doesn't match?"
Xia Shengyang blasted into the phone unhappily: "Damn, are you blind? What are you promoting the strongest sci-fi pure love movie in history, and you dare to promote it without even a single special effects shot? Are you out of your mind? Or is polio uncured?"
On the other end of the phone, there was a moment of silence, and then the operator's sister answered calmly: "Sir, there is nothing wrong with our slogan! The strongest sci-fi pure love movie on shit, is there anything wrong with this sentence?" ?”
"You have a brain twitch, right? Do you understand what the strongest in history means? If you don't understand, I can explain it to you..." Xia Shengyang roared angrily.
"That's right, it's indeed the strongest shit! By the way, sir, our shit is edible shit. Your history is history history, so you can't eat it." The operator sister reminded me weakly.
On the other end of the phone, Xia Shengyang froze instantly, and opened the booking page in disbelief.
Until, a gigantic word shit came into view.
"..."
Xia Shengyang hung up the phone silently, and squatted on the sofa, silently.
"Such an honest production company is really a clean stream in the entertainment industry, it really touched me..."
In order not to let the touching actions of Digua Film and Television be ignored by people, Xia Shengyang wrote a post-viewing review in the saddest tone with tears in his eyes and posted it on Weibo.
"The Sweet Potato Film and Television of the Grass Mud Horse, let the entire crew explode! God, the strongest sci-fi in the world! I'm a ****!"
After clicking send, Xia Shengyang looked at the screen full of * characters and remained silent.
Fortunately, when Xia Shengyang refreshed Weibo, he saw a scene that made him extremely gratified.
"**** Digua Film and Television***, director *****! Crew *****!"
"****!********!********! @地蓝电影."
If the last comment hadn't been for the official comment from @ Digua Film and Television, Xia Shengyang wouldn't have known who this guy was scolding.
In short, as the first batch of deceived viewers finished watching the movie, a new round of public opinion storm began on the Internet.
Countless melon-eating people with bursting dog eyes expressed their most sincere greetings to Digua Film and Television.
……
Digua Film and Television Company, inside the general manager's office.Li Hong and Charlie were staring at each other without saying a word.
"Boss, the ratings of our movie on Doubanjiang have set a new record, all of which are the lowest." Charlie looked at the data, sweating profusely.
Li Hong replied indifferently: "I'm afraid of shit, isn't it just a low score, what's the big deal."
God, what's the big deal!Charlie really wanted to slap his stupid boss to death.
Nima has such a bad reputation, how can you, a boss, not be in a hurry?
As if he had seen what Charlie was thinking, Li Hong silently lit a cigarette and said in a puffy voice, "The pool in the entertainment industry is too peaceful. We are just spoilers. As long as the box office is good, we should pay attention to these crap things." What are you doing?"
"But our box office is falling off a cliff!" Charlie said bitterly.
Li Hong was startled, the smoke between his fingers almost fell to the ground.
"Chele, what the hell? It started to decline so soon? We just released it, so we have to be strong for a week or two before it starts to decline, right?"
Charlie shook his head and said rather helplessly: "Boss, you are overthinking. Our reputation is too bad, coupled with the inflated ticket prices, the attendance rate has been hitting record lows."
"The ticket price is inflated? Are you kidding me? It's still high? This is a sci-fi blockbuster that created a precedent in film history. Isn't this ticket price very normal?" Li Hong complained.
To be honest, a film like theirs is a first of its kind and can be called a world-shattering work.Is it expensive to sell it for 120 yuan?
"..."
Charlie couldn't complain about his boss's thick skin.
120 yuan is not expensive?What kind of hot chicken thing did you shoot, you, the boss, still have no points in your heart?Is it worth 120 yuan? Don't you feel your conscience?
Seeing Charlie's contemptuous eyes, Li Hong smiled awkwardly, and then said embarrassingly: "It's a bit inflated, but it's not too much..."
"Well, the price has already been set, and there is no way to change it. The only thing we can do now is to quickly launch a navy to lure more audiences into the cinema to watch."
"Oh, I understand this. If you can make a lot of money, it's a good deal." Li Hong nodded, agreeing to Charlie's proposal.
Charlie rubbed his forehead and said with a headache: "Okay, I'll let the navy start working. Try to fool a few more idiots and buy some movie tickets."
After speaking, Charlie left Li Hong's office with heavy steps.
After Charlie left, Li Hong also felt a little embarrassed.Boring to open Weibo, to see if there are any hot spots to rub.
Poverty limited Charlie's performance.Li Hong couldn't give more publicity funds, so he could only follow a wave of hot spots on Weibo to see the situation.
If you can replicate the farce between Lu Han and Lu Han before, then why not worry about the lack of exposure.
With exposure, there will always be more viewers.
But after shopping around, Li Hong couldn't find anyone suitable for Digua Movies and TV.
The only thing that can be regarded as a hot topic is probably the news about a certain actor staying overnight in a hotel.
But this hot spot obviously has nothing to do with the new movie of Digua Films, and it is not easy for Li Hong to join in to hype the hot spot.
"If there is no hot spot, then make it yourself!" Li Hong said fiercely.
As a result, Li Hongquan fell in love with Feng Gangpao, a well-known director in the entertainment industry.Using the official Weibo of Digua Film and TV, I sent such a message.
"With all due respect, all of you here, making movies are hot chickens. @冯钢炒!"
It seemed that he still didn't feel satisfied, so Li Hong stopped by @波波威廉希尔体育网址big-name directors.
@Zhang Yimou!
@cool down!
@ Engage rare!
……
Regardless of whether he is a TV drama director or a movie director, as long as he is a director, Li Hong will stop by @ once.
Even Li Hong didn't let go of a few transparent directors in the entertainment industry who specialize in filming commercials.
Let's make trouble, there are many people to be lively, isn't it!
Congratulations to skt for entering the finals, we come on!Thank you for the reward of a Qiyuan heart!
(End of this chapter)
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