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Chapter 58 The paradox of the servant who has a horse but does not ride it, but is faster (recommended)

"Who did this? Why do I have an inexplicable sense of guilt?" Li Hong said in a terrified voice.

404 said doubtfully: "No, there is nothing abnormal in this world, obviously it is a natural change rather than artificial modification."

"Natural changes? So, this isn't Journey to the West at all?" Li Hong said in a distressed voice.

Whose Journey to the West would have such a boring plot?

"What the hell, what are you thinking so much about?" 404 comforted.

Li Hong smacked his mouth, and said uncertainly: "But I always feel that the world of Journey to the West has become like this, and it has some inexplicable relationship with me!"

"whatever……"

Now 404 stopped talking, maybe this kind of thing.

……

In Dameng Dynasty, Wu Chengen curled up in a study of less than ten square meters, looking at a brazier in a trance.

His wife, who was nearly sixty years old, came over, looked at Wu Chengen's feet, and said with a sigh: "Why bother? Decades of hard work will be ruined in one day."

"Women, you know a hammer!"

Wu Chengen looked serious and explained: "I have been to the world hundreds of years in the future, and I have seen more clever and tactful story carriers. I am sure that I can write this Journey to the West better! In this case, if it is burned, it will be burned. !"

After finishing speaking, Wu Chengen got up quickly and walked towards the desk.Picking up the paper with wet ink on the table, he said arrogantly: "Look at my new revision, cheating fingers appeared in the first three chapters, and it also aroused Li Shimin's hatred. A model of cool writing!"

"..."

Of course, Li Hong didn't know what happened to Dameng. If he knew that he took Wu Chengen to Blue Star before, and stimulated him like this, he would regret it to death.

Now Li Hong is still having a headache about how to get to Chang'an.

It was four hundred miles away, and it was almost dark when people rushed there slowly.

He can only hang around in the mortal world now, and he can't fly or Taoism.So, don't think about those good things that shrink to an inch.

"Why is Master bothered?"

"If you want to go to Chang'an, you are afraid that night will come. If you don't practice Taoism, it is difficult to resist the wind and shadow. Just ask for one thing, and send me on the road."

"speak English!"

Li Hong pursed his lips and said in a muffled voice, "Come on, I don't want to walk."

"That's it!"

The old farmer pointed at the foot of the mountain and said with a smile: "Then it would be better to go to the village servant. He came from the south and wanted to send a batch of official documents to Chang'an. The master is on the same journey as him, so it's better to take a ride."

"Who taught you this half-literate way of speaking?" Li Hong asked speechlessly.

The old farmer smiled: "Well, the author's Chinese is not very good, so let's just read it."

"Okay, lead the way, I'll go see the guard."

Just when Li Hong was going to go down the mountain with the old farmer, he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, there is also the old military doctor!"

So, he grabbed the little monster and took it away together.

After leaving the world of Journey to the West, wouldn't it be a pleasure to let the old military doctor take a look at his kidney deficiency?

"I...I won't go! Let me go!" With a clear and clear child's voice, the little monster struggled hard in Li Hong's armpit.

Li Hong just slapped him casually.

"Shut up, you have been banned by me, you have no right to speak."

"Big villain...let me go!"

Hehe, dare to provoke the administrator after being banned?

Li Hong was furious, picked up a clod the size of a palm, and forcibly blocked the little monster's mouth.Then, the armpit was clamped tightly, so that the little monster could not move.

"The world is quiet now!"

The old farmer couldn't bear it, and wanted to say something nice to the little monster, but when he saw Li Hong's playful eyes, he immediately shut his mouth.

Can't be bothered!Can't be bothered!
The col was not high, so they stopped and walked along the way, and the two finally came to the small village where the old farmer lived.

The village is located at the bottom of a valley surrounded by mountains, surrounded by high peaks.

The ancient trees are shady, and several cattle at the entrance of the village are tied under a poplar tree to eat tender grass.A huge stone with a blue light and a smooth body was placed under the shade of the trees at the entrance of the village.

An old man in Tsing Yi with a white beard and hair was sitting on a stone with a red face, singing a song.Beside him is a set of cups overflowing with the aroma of wine.

Before Li Hong and the old farmer stepped forward, they heard the old man in Tsing Yi beat the time and sing to himself: "Don't look at me as a sheep, the intelligence of sheep is unimaginable..."

"Ahem..." Li Hong almost choked on his saliva.

I have prepared so much, and you actually made this?
The old farmer said to Li Hong with some embarrassment: "Master, don't take offense. This is the old village head of our village. He is usually like this. After drinking a little horse urine, he starts talking nonsense. Master, don't take it to heart."

"Fine……"

Li Hong walked forward with a black mind, and said hello, "Old village chief?"

The old village chief glanced back at Li Hong, then stopped singing, and asked curiously: "Which temple is this young monk who sneaked out? Where are you going?"

"Monk?"

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, how could Li Hong hold back his anger when someone scolded him face to face as a bald donkey.Rolling up his sleeves, the old village head was beaten up when he caught him.

"Master Shang, did your eye see that I am a monk?"

"Quick...use...the nunchuck...heheha...ha, stop hitting..."

After some education, the two were finally able to communicate seriously.

"Oh, little brother, are you going to Chang'an?"

Li Hong nodded, and then explained: "I heard from this old farmer that there is an officer in your village passing by who is going to Chang'an, so he came to ask if he could give me a ride."

The old village head looked solemn, frowned and said: "Little brother, this is not because I won't help you, but because of the servants, we don't want to interfere."

After finishing speaking, the claw with several layers of folds stretched out in front of Li Hong.

Li Hong: "..."

He took out a soft girl coin of ten yuan and handed it to the old village head, and the two continued their conversation.

"How about this, the guards haven't set off yet, so I'll go and ask you for you."

"Then trouble the old village chief." Li Hong clasped his fists and said.

"There's no need to be too polite, little brother is a guest, this is what an old man should do..."

I have to say, after all, he is an old village head, so his reputation is high.After a while of uproar, the guard nodded and agreed to Li Hong's request to go with him.

Moreover, the old village head also brought a piece of good news.The guards rode in three and four, which is not bad for Li Hong's means of transportation.

Hearing this, Li Hong also breathed a sigh of relief.

It would be better if you don't have to ride a horse with others.

The guard had come to this village a long time ago, after resting for so long, it was soon time to start again.

One person and one horse, the four quickly bid farewell to the old village head and everyone in the village, and walked towards Chang'an.

That's right, let's go...

Looking at the three guys who were leading the horse step by step, Li Hong asked very painfully: "If you have a horse but don't ride it, are you sick?"

"Master, don't be upset, let me ask the master, why is this horse faster than a man?"

"Fuck, you are so stupid, a horse has four legs, but you only have two legs!"

The guard smiled slightly, pointed to his feet and said, "Since that's the case, can I walk faster than a horse now? After all, I now have six legs."

"..."

It was almost written on Li Hong's face, what you said made sense, but I was speechless.

How did you come to the conclusion that Nima walks faster on six legs than on four?

(End of this chapter)