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Chapter 91 Zhuge Xiao 3, Return My Husband!
Chapter 91 Zhuge Xiaosan, Return My Husband!
After smoking Meng Huo, Zhuge Liang turned around and smiled awkwardly at Li Hong: "Don't mind, he just likes to talk nonsense."
The corner of Li Hong's mouth twitched, his heart was turbulent.
Is this still the Zhuge Liang he knew?Why does it feel so gay!
"It's okay, I'm the one who interrupted you. You guys play first, and I'll take my leave first." Li Hong laughed and planned to leave.
Although Li Hong is also very interested in exchanging experience with Zhuge Liang on the leather whip, this does not mean that Li Hong can accept the three of them together!The three of them were too shameful after all, and Li Hong still didn't have the courage.
Unexpectedly, just after Li Hong had finished saying his farewell, Zhuge Liang's face changed, and he asked in a deep voice, "Trespassing in the military tent without authorization, do you still want to leave? Your Excellency looks down on me Kong Ming too much. Is my three-armed military tent so easy to get into?" ?”
"Then what do you want to do?" Li Hong asked with a change of expression.
"There are unspoken rules!" Zhuge Liang said with confidence.
"You've got the wrong person! I'm not here to get gay!"
Li Hong saw that the situation was not good and wanted to retreat.It's a pity that Kong Ming had already seen through Li Hong's plan. The moment he was about to withdraw from the army tent, Kong Ming shouted: "Help, someone is molesting Kong Ming!"
This cry can be described as full of spirit.Coupled with Kong Ming's sissy, which seems to be a whine but not a whine, it looks like a real thing.If Li Hong hadn't watched Zhuge Liang's performance from beginning to end, he would never have imagined that this Zhuge villager with thick eyebrows and big eyes would be such a person!
When he first arrived, Li Hong also lost the energy strengthened in the nightmare space.Modification permissions are still in a gray state. Li Hong, who has no ability to protect himself, cannot do whatever he wants now.What's more, this is still within the opponent's coach's military tent.As soon as the other party calls out, an army might appear all over the mountains and plains outside.
Thinking of this, Li Hong couldn't let Mr. Zhuge shout anymore.He quickly stepped forward, and covered Zhuge Liang's mouth with a slap with lightning speed.
"Be quiet! I'm not interested in you, don't shout!"
Zhuge Liang's bright eyes blinked, and the eye sockets were already filled with crystal clear tears.
Li Hong was confused, what happened to Zhuge Liang?Didn't he just cover his mouth to prevent him from screaming, why did he still cry?
After thinking about it, Li Hong quietly let go of Zhuge Liang's mouth.
Unexpectedly, after Li Hong pulled his hand, Zhuge Liang neither yelled nor cried bitterly.He just squatted helplessly in the corner of the tent, looking at Li Hong with a sad face.He didn't speak, and Li Hong didn't know what this guy was thinking.He could only take a few steps away to untie the rope for Meng Huo who was beside him.
"You just now?" Zhuge Liang muttered to himself.
Li Hong, who was untying Meng Huo's rope, didn't hear clearly, so he turned around and asked, "Old Tie, what are you talking about?"
"You actually sullied my innocence with your stinky hands? You are so brave!" Zhuge Liang got up and said angrily.
"Come on, Zhuge gay! Stop using your shady tricks, this little brother is an honest man."
Meng Huo pulled the rope around his body, rolled it up and put it in his pocket like a treasure.Then, under Li Hong's blank gaze, he shook his head and explained: "Don't listen to this bastard talking nonsense, he said the same thing after what I did yesterday. This guy's innocence has probably been taken out by his own shit. "
"Oh I got it!"
Wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, Li Hong said awkwardly: "Your circle is really chaotic."
"Actually, it's okay. It's mainly since the villager Zhuge was born that the chaos started." Meng Huo found a clean place and explained while sitting cross-legged.
Seeing the two talking to themselves, they ignored him.Zhuge Liang was so angry that his face turned pale and his body trembled.If it weren't for the sudden burst of love for Meng Huo, he would probably have raised the long sword in the military tent and killed these two shameless bitches with one blow.
After thinking about it, Zhuge Liang still couldn't calm down, he could only twist his waist bitterly, and walked out of the military tent.
Anyway, out of sight, out of mind!
Walking out of the military tent, Zhuge Liang saw the soldiers sitting in a circle outside the tent at a glance.When he walked over to take a look, he realized that these unconscionable guys were actually fighting landlords!
"Okay, I yelled for help, but you didn't come to save me, but you are here to fight the landlord?" Zhuge Liang said angrily.
A bearded general, full of banditry, threw out the cards in his hand nonchalantly: "Wang Bo!"
Then, he turned his head and said to the furious Zhuge Liang: "What is the prime minister talking about? You called us three times a day, but you didn't see that you really lacked a piece of meat? Since there is no problem, then we naturally pretended not to hear it." .”
Zhuge Liang choked for a moment, and finally explained in a nasty way: "But it's different now. Didn't you see that a big man fell into my military tent before? Fortunately, he was just an idiot. If he fell into an assassin What, isn't that person hiccupping?"
"Ah, ah, ah, prime minister, you are ugly and you are blessed by God. Besides, who the hell is going to trouble you for nothing? Do you really think my 60 brothers are worthless?" the general said disdainfully.
Zhuge Liang rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Idiot, what use are you guys with zero armor? I am a mage in the middle lane, do you understand the core of the team battle? If you don't come to protect me, if I am killed Assassins assassinate, you guys will be GG!"
"The prime minister's words are wrong. Although our armor is low, our magic resistance is not bad! Regardless of the small soldier, he is still a super soldier." Another general retorted.
Zhuge Liang's forehead went black, and he cursed angrily: "The opposite side is full of physical output, and I have only one AP on my side. What's the point of you scumbags of the Six Witches?"
"Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-Zhuge!"
"Very good, very good!"
All the soldiers stood up and shouted in unison.
Zhuge Liang's hair and beard trembled, he pointed at the crowd and cursed angrily: "Too much bullying! Too much bullying! Although I declared victory in the daytime, I have always abided by my duty and never violated the military regulations. Your actions like this really made Ben I feel cold! What is the difference between your actions and those who committed rebellion?"
"Prime Minister don't want to bring up this matter again. We acted like this to protect ourselves."
"I, Zhuge Kongming, don't say anything else. Is there any injustice to you? I neither cannibalize nor bite. How can I protect myself?" After getting angry, Zhuge Liang explained calmly.
But just as Zhuge Liang finished speaking, the sound of horseshoes could be heard outside the barracks.
The roar of war horses and the sound of soldiers charging can be heard endlessly.
Zhuge Liang's face changed drastically, and he shouted loudly: "The enemy attacks the enemy! The whole army attacks!"
The turmoil in the barracks was naturally caught by Li Hong and Meng Huo, and they walked out of the barracks hand in hand.Coming to Zhuge Liang, Meng Huo asked Zhuge Liang who was still in shock, "Zhuge gay, what are you doing?"
Before Zhuge Liang could respond to Meng Huo's inquiry, a roar came from outside the tent of the three armies.
"Zhuge Xiaosan, return my husband!"
(End of this chapter)
After smoking Meng Huo, Zhuge Liang turned around and smiled awkwardly at Li Hong: "Don't mind, he just likes to talk nonsense."
The corner of Li Hong's mouth twitched, his heart was turbulent.
Is this still the Zhuge Liang he knew?Why does it feel so gay!
"It's okay, I'm the one who interrupted you. You guys play first, and I'll take my leave first." Li Hong laughed and planned to leave.
Although Li Hong is also very interested in exchanging experience with Zhuge Liang on the leather whip, this does not mean that Li Hong can accept the three of them together!The three of them were too shameful after all, and Li Hong still didn't have the courage.
Unexpectedly, just after Li Hong had finished saying his farewell, Zhuge Liang's face changed, and he asked in a deep voice, "Trespassing in the military tent without authorization, do you still want to leave? Your Excellency looks down on me Kong Ming too much. Is my three-armed military tent so easy to get into?" ?”
"Then what do you want to do?" Li Hong asked with a change of expression.
"There are unspoken rules!" Zhuge Liang said with confidence.
"You've got the wrong person! I'm not here to get gay!"
Li Hong saw that the situation was not good and wanted to retreat.It's a pity that Kong Ming had already seen through Li Hong's plan. The moment he was about to withdraw from the army tent, Kong Ming shouted: "Help, someone is molesting Kong Ming!"
This cry can be described as full of spirit.Coupled with Kong Ming's sissy, which seems to be a whine but not a whine, it looks like a real thing.If Li Hong hadn't watched Zhuge Liang's performance from beginning to end, he would never have imagined that this Zhuge villager with thick eyebrows and big eyes would be such a person!
When he first arrived, Li Hong also lost the energy strengthened in the nightmare space.Modification permissions are still in a gray state. Li Hong, who has no ability to protect himself, cannot do whatever he wants now.What's more, this is still within the opponent's coach's military tent.As soon as the other party calls out, an army might appear all over the mountains and plains outside.
Thinking of this, Li Hong couldn't let Mr. Zhuge shout anymore.He quickly stepped forward, and covered Zhuge Liang's mouth with a slap with lightning speed.
"Be quiet! I'm not interested in you, don't shout!"
Zhuge Liang's bright eyes blinked, and the eye sockets were already filled with crystal clear tears.
Li Hong was confused, what happened to Zhuge Liang?Didn't he just cover his mouth to prevent him from screaming, why did he still cry?
After thinking about it, Li Hong quietly let go of Zhuge Liang's mouth.
Unexpectedly, after Li Hong pulled his hand, Zhuge Liang neither yelled nor cried bitterly.He just squatted helplessly in the corner of the tent, looking at Li Hong with a sad face.He didn't speak, and Li Hong didn't know what this guy was thinking.He could only take a few steps away to untie the rope for Meng Huo who was beside him.
"You just now?" Zhuge Liang muttered to himself.
Li Hong, who was untying Meng Huo's rope, didn't hear clearly, so he turned around and asked, "Old Tie, what are you talking about?"
"You actually sullied my innocence with your stinky hands? You are so brave!" Zhuge Liang got up and said angrily.
"Come on, Zhuge gay! Stop using your shady tricks, this little brother is an honest man."
Meng Huo pulled the rope around his body, rolled it up and put it in his pocket like a treasure.Then, under Li Hong's blank gaze, he shook his head and explained: "Don't listen to this bastard talking nonsense, he said the same thing after what I did yesterday. This guy's innocence has probably been taken out by his own shit. "
"Oh I got it!"
Wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, Li Hong said awkwardly: "Your circle is really chaotic."
"Actually, it's okay. It's mainly since the villager Zhuge was born that the chaos started." Meng Huo found a clean place and explained while sitting cross-legged.
Seeing the two talking to themselves, they ignored him.Zhuge Liang was so angry that his face turned pale and his body trembled.If it weren't for the sudden burst of love for Meng Huo, he would probably have raised the long sword in the military tent and killed these two shameless bitches with one blow.
After thinking about it, Zhuge Liang still couldn't calm down, he could only twist his waist bitterly, and walked out of the military tent.
Anyway, out of sight, out of mind!
Walking out of the military tent, Zhuge Liang saw the soldiers sitting in a circle outside the tent at a glance.When he walked over to take a look, he realized that these unconscionable guys were actually fighting landlords!
"Okay, I yelled for help, but you didn't come to save me, but you are here to fight the landlord?" Zhuge Liang said angrily.
A bearded general, full of banditry, threw out the cards in his hand nonchalantly: "Wang Bo!"
Then, he turned his head and said to the furious Zhuge Liang: "What is the prime minister talking about? You called us three times a day, but you didn't see that you really lacked a piece of meat? Since there is no problem, then we naturally pretended not to hear it." .”
Zhuge Liang choked for a moment, and finally explained in a nasty way: "But it's different now. Didn't you see that a big man fell into my military tent before? Fortunately, he was just an idiot. If he fell into an assassin What, isn't that person hiccupping?"
"Ah, ah, ah, prime minister, you are ugly and you are blessed by God. Besides, who the hell is going to trouble you for nothing? Do you really think my 60 brothers are worthless?" the general said disdainfully.
Zhuge Liang rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Idiot, what use are you guys with zero armor? I am a mage in the middle lane, do you understand the core of the team battle? If you don't come to protect me, if I am killed Assassins assassinate, you guys will be GG!"
"The prime minister's words are wrong. Although our armor is low, our magic resistance is not bad! Regardless of the small soldier, he is still a super soldier." Another general retorted.
Zhuge Liang's forehead went black, and he cursed angrily: "The opposite side is full of physical output, and I have only one AP on my side. What's the point of you scumbags of the Six Witches?"
"Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-Zhuge!"
"Very good, very good!"
All the soldiers stood up and shouted in unison.
Zhuge Liang's hair and beard trembled, he pointed at the crowd and cursed angrily: "Too much bullying! Too much bullying! Although I declared victory in the daytime, I have always abided by my duty and never violated the military regulations. Your actions like this really made Ben I feel cold! What is the difference between your actions and those who committed rebellion?"
"Prime Minister don't want to bring up this matter again. We acted like this to protect ourselves."
"I, Zhuge Kongming, don't say anything else. Is there any injustice to you? I neither cannibalize nor bite. How can I protect myself?" After getting angry, Zhuge Liang explained calmly.
But just as Zhuge Liang finished speaking, the sound of horseshoes could be heard outside the barracks.
The roar of war horses and the sound of soldiers charging can be heard endlessly.
Zhuge Liang's face changed drastically, and he shouted loudly: "The enemy attacks the enemy! The whole army attacks!"
The turmoil in the barracks was naturally caught by Li Hong and Meng Huo, and they walked out of the barracks hand in hand.Coming to Zhuge Liang, Meng Huo asked Zhuge Liang who was still in shock, "Zhuge gay, what are you doing?"
Before Zhuge Liang could respond to Meng Huo's inquiry, a roar came from outside the tent of the three armies.
"Zhuge Xiaosan, return my husband!"
(End of this chapter)
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