Showdown, I'm actually a dog owner.
Chapter 1 I Lie to Dogs
Chapter 1 I Lie to Dogs
On May 2020, 8, in the evening.
Xia Guo, the outskirts of Rong City, Han Shu Province.
Du Peichen, who is 1.8 meters tall, looked at the rusty iron gate in front of him.
"Hey!"
I worked hard to graduate from college and majored in business management.
Since he has no connections, he can only choose to work as a shit shovel officer in this pet shelter.
But this damn God, he didn't give himself a chance to have enough to eat.
The boss ran away yesterday, and the owed wages were paid off with this shelter.
But the rent for the shelter is due in one month.
Touching the only 1200 yuan left in his pocket, Du Peichen was at a loss. How should he live in this bustling city?
It would be great if all the animals in the world listened to you and opened your own pet shop.
"Ding, the animal trainer system is successfully bound."
The information in Du Peichen's mind was taken aback.
Before Du Peichen could react, another message appeared in his mind.
Name: Du Peichen
Level: Beginner Tamer
Skills: none
Beast Taming Coin: 1300
Animal Affinity: 15
"The system presents a binding gift package, proficient in dog language, and able to communicate with all dogs."
Du Peichen opened the iron door, and what came into view was an iron cage with a huge Tibetan mastiff shut inside.
"Wow woof, woof..."
This cry fell in Du Peichen's ears, but it became a sentence.
"Damn human, watch me tear you alive again."
Du Pei Chenjue looked at the Tibetan Mastiff in shock, he could really understand what it said.
Du Peichen squatted down: "Although you look mighty and majestic, but you have lost your freedom, either locked up or tied up.
Don't you want to be free?The world is so big, don't you want to see it? "
The Tibetan Mastiff looked at Du Peichen with its bloody mouth wide open: "If you have the ability, let me out and we'll fight each other!"
"Haha!" Du Peichen looked up to the sky and screamed, temporarily forgetting the embarrassment in life, looked at the Tibetan mastiff and said, "Dream!"
"Ding"
"The system task is released, fulfill a wish of the Tibetan mastiff, and reward 1000 million deposits for completing the task!"
Du Peichen's eyes lit up instantly, what he lacks most now is money.
The Tibetan mastiff in the iron cage is now a pile of money in Du Peichen's eyes.
Du Peichen looked at the Tibetan Mastiff and asked softly, "Brother Mastiff, what wish do you have!"
"Bite your ass!"
Looking at the sharp teeth of the Tibetan mastiff and weighing nearly 130 kilograms, Du Peichen felt chilly under his buttocks.
"Brother Mastiff, we don't have any hatred for killing our father or taking our wife! It's not necessary, is it?"
The Tibetan mastiff ignored Du Peichen and fell asleep in the iron cage.
Du Peichen stood up, looked at the Tibetan mastiff and had a crazy idea in his heart, if he let the Tibetan mastiff bite gently.
Isn't the 1000 million won? Anyway, the injury on the buttocks doesn't affect him from marrying a wife.
Du Peichen stared at the Tibetan mastiff with a slanderous expression and said, "Let's each take a step back. I'll let you bite me, but you can't kill me."
After hearing Du Peichen's words, the Tibetan mastiff slightly raised its eyelids.
"When you treat guests to dinner, will you say hello in advance to let them eat less?"
Du Peichen shook his head, it seems that this task is difficult to complete by himself.
Reluctantly, Du Peichen had no choice but to contact the system, "Master System, can you skip this task? You can re-release one."
The mechanical sound of the system rang in Du Peichen's mind.
"Do you think this is Fighting the Landlord? It's okay."
The road to modify the task was also blocked, and Du Peichen burst into tears.
I thought that after getting the system, I would usher in the highlight moment of my life, but now I can't move a single step.
Taking out the 1200 yuan in his pocket, Du Peichen gritted his teeth and took out 300 yuan of it, and left the animal shelter.
When Du Peichen came back again, he held a cardboard box in his hand.
Sitting down in front of the iron cage again, Du Peichen took out barbecue, shredded duck, and five bottles of beer from the cardboard box.
Du Peichen spent all his money to build a good relationship with the Tibetan mastiff.
He threw the whole shredded duck into the iron cage, and poured a bottle of beer into the water basin of the Tibetan mastiff.
Du Peichen also opened a bottle of beer and drank it.
"Gudu."
"Gudu."
A bottle of beer bottomed out quickly.
At this time, a small head poked out from outside the iron gate, "Brother Du, what are you doing?"
Du Peichen replied without looking back, "Drink, drink with Brother Tibetan Mastiff!"
"Grandma, Brother Du is crazy and drinking with the dog."
The little girl's terrified voice sounded behind Du Peichen.
Du Peichen took the empty wine bottle and quickly closed the iron door.
Leaning against the iron gate, Du Peichen felt lingering fears. He didn't make any money, so he was thought to be crazy and locked up.
Putting down the beer bottle in his hand, Du Peichen looked at the Tibetan mastiff and said.
"Brother Mastiff, do you know that the boss here wanted to sell you to get my salary, but you stayed at my insistence.
But this dilapidated asylum also fell on me.
I only have enough belongings to keep the shelter running for a week, and I can't predict your future fate. "
Du Peichen noticed that the Tibetan mastiff stopped eating, gave up its favorite shredded duck, and was looking at him with tears in his eyes.
The excitement in Du Peichen's heart made her speak even more eloquently.
"Brother Mastiff, I feel the most sorry for you. As the king of the plateau, you can only stay in this iron cage."
"Hey!" Du Peichen sighed and reopened a bottle of beer.
"Gudu! Gudu!"
Du Peichen raised his head, a tear slipped from the corner of his eye.
The Adam's apple twitched and another bottle of beer went straight to the bottom.
"Don't be sad, you can think of a way." The Tibetan Mastiff was moved by Du Peichen, and he stopped bullying him.
Du Peichen lifted his cheap T-shirt to cover his face and began to wipe away his tears.
"Damn it, I've applied too much cooling oil, it's too harsh. I didn't expect that I can even lie to a dog now."
Putting down his clothes, the excitement in Du Peichen's eyes could no longer be hidden.
After being deceived by Du Peichen, the Tibetan Mastiff agreed to live broadcast with him, earning money to maintain the operation of the shelter while looking for the lost owner of the Tibetan Mastiff.
Just do it, Du Peichen has prepared all the live broadcast matters.
The name of the live broadcast room is, "There is true love in the world, looking for lost relatives."
Perhaps because of the name of the live broadcast room, Du Peichen has poured in a lot of people since the broadcast started.
[Are the anchors your fashionable relatives? 〕
"Come on Brother Mastiff, say hello to everyone!"
Du Peichen pointed the camera of her mobile phone at the Tibetan Mastiff.
Although the Tibetan Mastiff had some dissatisfaction on his face, he still stood on his feet and said congratulations to the camera.
"Good evening, everyone. It's not that I'm looking for relatives, but this Tibetan mastiff has lost its owner and is now staying at an animal shelter."
[Anchor, thank you for helping me take care of this idiot so well. 〕
[Little Mastiff, I’ve had such a hard time finding you! 〕
……
Du Peichen had expected this kind of joke from the very beginning.
"My friends, it is impossible to fool around. Brother Mastiff is the king of the grassland. How could he not know his master?"
Du Peichen held the mobile phone and said to the Tibetan mastiff: "Go brother mastiff, let's arrange dinner for your subordinates."
The Tibetan mastiff was indifferent to Du Peichen's words and had no intention of taking action at all.
"Brother Mastiff, I have already told others that you are the king of the grasslands, and if you want to wear the crown, you must be punished.
If you don't even have this bit of tolerance, you will be laughed at by everyone. "
Du Peichen pushed the flatbed cart, and the Tibetan mastiff reluctantly followed behind.
Every time they go to a kennel, the Tibetan Mastiff will take out a chicken rack and throw it inside.
When everyone's attention is on the Tibetan Mastiff.
Du Peichen gave orders to the dogs in each kennel, the Tibetan Mastiff was appointed as their squad leader, and he was their regiment leader.
He also secretly unplugged the kennels, and soon every kennel was assigned a chicken rack.
He brought the Tibetan mastiff back to the iron cage, where a tea table was placed, which became Du Peichen's temporary office.
[The anchor is too lazy, don't you have a qualified shit-shoveling officer? 〕
〔yes!It's unbelievable that he let the dog feed the dog. 〕
......
Although the live broadcast room was lively, so far there was not a single tipper.
Du Peichen decided to make a big move.
"Brother Mastiff, call your subordinates to assemble urgently."
"Wow woof, woof!"
With the howling of the Tibetan mastiff, more than 20 dogs rushed out of more than 20 kennels.
"Arrange in order of size!" Du Peichen ordered, and the bastard's aura in his body rose instantly.
At this time, Du Peichen looked like a general who had just come off the battlefield.
[Haha, I laughed so hard! 〕
[No, my stomach hurts. 〕
[Anchor, be careful not to force yourself in the future. 〕
......
Looking at the 20 dogs all over the yard with bewildered faces, the most irritating thing is that the only one, Erha, is still rolling on the ground.
Du Peichen wanted to cry but had no tears.
(End of this chapter)
On May 2020, 8, in the evening.
Xia Guo, the outskirts of Rong City, Han Shu Province.
Du Peichen, who is 1.8 meters tall, looked at the rusty iron gate in front of him.
"Hey!"
I worked hard to graduate from college and majored in business management.
Since he has no connections, he can only choose to work as a shit shovel officer in this pet shelter.
But this damn God, he didn't give himself a chance to have enough to eat.
The boss ran away yesterday, and the owed wages were paid off with this shelter.
But the rent for the shelter is due in one month.
Touching the only 1200 yuan left in his pocket, Du Peichen was at a loss. How should he live in this bustling city?
It would be great if all the animals in the world listened to you and opened your own pet shop.
"Ding, the animal trainer system is successfully bound."
The information in Du Peichen's mind was taken aback.
Before Du Peichen could react, another message appeared in his mind.
Name: Du Peichen
Level: Beginner Tamer
Skills: none
Beast Taming Coin: 1300
Animal Affinity: 15
"The system presents a binding gift package, proficient in dog language, and able to communicate with all dogs."
Du Peichen opened the iron door, and what came into view was an iron cage with a huge Tibetan mastiff shut inside.
"Wow woof, woof..."
This cry fell in Du Peichen's ears, but it became a sentence.
"Damn human, watch me tear you alive again."
Du Pei Chenjue looked at the Tibetan Mastiff in shock, he could really understand what it said.
Du Peichen squatted down: "Although you look mighty and majestic, but you have lost your freedom, either locked up or tied up.
Don't you want to be free?The world is so big, don't you want to see it? "
The Tibetan Mastiff looked at Du Peichen with its bloody mouth wide open: "If you have the ability, let me out and we'll fight each other!"
"Haha!" Du Peichen looked up to the sky and screamed, temporarily forgetting the embarrassment in life, looked at the Tibetan mastiff and said, "Dream!"
"Ding"
"The system task is released, fulfill a wish of the Tibetan mastiff, and reward 1000 million deposits for completing the task!"
Du Peichen's eyes lit up instantly, what he lacks most now is money.
The Tibetan mastiff in the iron cage is now a pile of money in Du Peichen's eyes.
Du Peichen looked at the Tibetan Mastiff and asked softly, "Brother Mastiff, what wish do you have!"
"Bite your ass!"
Looking at the sharp teeth of the Tibetan mastiff and weighing nearly 130 kilograms, Du Peichen felt chilly under his buttocks.
"Brother Mastiff, we don't have any hatred for killing our father or taking our wife! It's not necessary, is it?"
The Tibetan mastiff ignored Du Peichen and fell asleep in the iron cage.
Du Peichen stood up, looked at the Tibetan mastiff and had a crazy idea in his heart, if he let the Tibetan mastiff bite gently.
Isn't the 1000 million won? Anyway, the injury on the buttocks doesn't affect him from marrying a wife.
Du Peichen stared at the Tibetan mastiff with a slanderous expression and said, "Let's each take a step back. I'll let you bite me, but you can't kill me."
After hearing Du Peichen's words, the Tibetan mastiff slightly raised its eyelids.
"When you treat guests to dinner, will you say hello in advance to let them eat less?"
Du Peichen shook his head, it seems that this task is difficult to complete by himself.
Reluctantly, Du Peichen had no choice but to contact the system, "Master System, can you skip this task? You can re-release one."
The mechanical sound of the system rang in Du Peichen's mind.
"Do you think this is Fighting the Landlord? It's okay."
The road to modify the task was also blocked, and Du Peichen burst into tears.
I thought that after getting the system, I would usher in the highlight moment of my life, but now I can't move a single step.
Taking out the 1200 yuan in his pocket, Du Peichen gritted his teeth and took out 300 yuan of it, and left the animal shelter.
When Du Peichen came back again, he held a cardboard box in his hand.
Sitting down in front of the iron cage again, Du Peichen took out barbecue, shredded duck, and five bottles of beer from the cardboard box.
Du Peichen spent all his money to build a good relationship with the Tibetan mastiff.
He threw the whole shredded duck into the iron cage, and poured a bottle of beer into the water basin of the Tibetan mastiff.
Du Peichen also opened a bottle of beer and drank it.
"Gudu."
"Gudu."
A bottle of beer bottomed out quickly.
At this time, a small head poked out from outside the iron gate, "Brother Du, what are you doing?"
Du Peichen replied without looking back, "Drink, drink with Brother Tibetan Mastiff!"
"Grandma, Brother Du is crazy and drinking with the dog."
The little girl's terrified voice sounded behind Du Peichen.
Du Peichen took the empty wine bottle and quickly closed the iron door.
Leaning against the iron gate, Du Peichen felt lingering fears. He didn't make any money, so he was thought to be crazy and locked up.
Putting down the beer bottle in his hand, Du Peichen looked at the Tibetan mastiff and said.
"Brother Mastiff, do you know that the boss here wanted to sell you to get my salary, but you stayed at my insistence.
But this dilapidated asylum also fell on me.
I only have enough belongings to keep the shelter running for a week, and I can't predict your future fate. "
Du Peichen noticed that the Tibetan mastiff stopped eating, gave up its favorite shredded duck, and was looking at him with tears in his eyes.
The excitement in Du Peichen's heart made her speak even more eloquently.
"Brother Mastiff, I feel the most sorry for you. As the king of the plateau, you can only stay in this iron cage."
"Hey!" Du Peichen sighed and reopened a bottle of beer.
"Gudu! Gudu!"
Du Peichen raised his head, a tear slipped from the corner of his eye.
The Adam's apple twitched and another bottle of beer went straight to the bottom.
"Don't be sad, you can think of a way." The Tibetan Mastiff was moved by Du Peichen, and he stopped bullying him.
Du Peichen lifted his cheap T-shirt to cover his face and began to wipe away his tears.
"Damn it, I've applied too much cooling oil, it's too harsh. I didn't expect that I can even lie to a dog now."
Putting down his clothes, the excitement in Du Peichen's eyes could no longer be hidden.
After being deceived by Du Peichen, the Tibetan Mastiff agreed to live broadcast with him, earning money to maintain the operation of the shelter while looking for the lost owner of the Tibetan Mastiff.
Just do it, Du Peichen has prepared all the live broadcast matters.
The name of the live broadcast room is, "There is true love in the world, looking for lost relatives."
Perhaps because of the name of the live broadcast room, Du Peichen has poured in a lot of people since the broadcast started.
[Are the anchors your fashionable relatives? 〕
"Come on Brother Mastiff, say hello to everyone!"
Du Peichen pointed the camera of her mobile phone at the Tibetan Mastiff.
Although the Tibetan Mastiff had some dissatisfaction on his face, he still stood on his feet and said congratulations to the camera.
"Good evening, everyone. It's not that I'm looking for relatives, but this Tibetan mastiff has lost its owner and is now staying at an animal shelter."
[Anchor, thank you for helping me take care of this idiot so well. 〕
[Little Mastiff, I’ve had such a hard time finding you! 〕
……
Du Peichen had expected this kind of joke from the very beginning.
"My friends, it is impossible to fool around. Brother Mastiff is the king of the grassland. How could he not know his master?"
Du Peichen held the mobile phone and said to the Tibetan mastiff: "Go brother mastiff, let's arrange dinner for your subordinates."
The Tibetan mastiff was indifferent to Du Peichen's words and had no intention of taking action at all.
"Brother Mastiff, I have already told others that you are the king of the grasslands, and if you want to wear the crown, you must be punished.
If you don't even have this bit of tolerance, you will be laughed at by everyone. "
Du Peichen pushed the flatbed cart, and the Tibetan mastiff reluctantly followed behind.
Every time they go to a kennel, the Tibetan Mastiff will take out a chicken rack and throw it inside.
When everyone's attention is on the Tibetan Mastiff.
Du Peichen gave orders to the dogs in each kennel, the Tibetan Mastiff was appointed as their squad leader, and he was their regiment leader.
He also secretly unplugged the kennels, and soon every kennel was assigned a chicken rack.
He brought the Tibetan mastiff back to the iron cage, where a tea table was placed, which became Du Peichen's temporary office.
[The anchor is too lazy, don't you have a qualified shit-shoveling officer? 〕
〔yes!It's unbelievable that he let the dog feed the dog. 〕
......
Although the live broadcast room was lively, so far there was not a single tipper.
Du Peichen decided to make a big move.
"Brother Mastiff, call your subordinates to assemble urgently."
"Wow woof, woof!"
With the howling of the Tibetan mastiff, more than 20 dogs rushed out of more than 20 kennels.
"Arrange in order of size!" Du Peichen ordered, and the bastard's aura in his body rose instantly.
At this time, Du Peichen looked like a general who had just come off the battlefield.
[Haha, I laughed so hard! 〕
[No, my stomach hurts. 〕
[Anchor, be careful not to force yourself in the future. 〕
......
Looking at the 20 dogs all over the yard with bewildered faces, the most irritating thing is that the only one, Erha, is still rolling on the ground.
Du Peichen wanted to cry but had no tears.
(End of this chapter)
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