I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 142 141. Too Dirty, Really Dirty!
The lord of Tiangong City named Li Youcai said to his servants, his wife of the same height and weight poked her head out from behind the servant:
"No, Li Youcai, don't show off like me, go into the house and hide, this is a demon girl who knows magic tricks!"

The family servants wanted to dodge, but the sturdy wife of the city lord stomped her feet and wiped her tears and cursed:
"Obviously they all have the surname Li. Why did you, Li Youcai, be assigned to be the city lord? There is no welfare at all, and there are a lot of things. Now that the enemy has come to the door, you are the one who is going to die."

"I'm still so young, do I have to be a widow? What's the reason?"

The shrew cried like she was killing a pig.

Hua Mengmeng's sneer sounded untimely from the side, and even the servants showed suppressed smiles, and their shoulders kept shrugging.

"Wan'er, don't cry here. Where has your appearance gone?"

Li Youcai shouted in a low voice.

Who would have imagined that his rich and powerful wife would have such an unbefitting and elegant name.

"Why are you idiots still standing there in a daze, why don't you quickly help the lady down."

Li Youcai's fingers trembled anxiously, but even so, the masculinity of a man was still not reflected in him.

In the end, Hua Mengmeng was welcomed into the study room by Li Youcai.

The lord of a city is so humble that even You Xiaowu sympathizes with him.

The cute and cute little ghost huddled in the chair of the grand master, and Li Youcai personally served the two of them freshly brewed tea.

"Let's be blunt, I've already pinpointed the ten crimes of your City Lord's Mansion.

If you don't want me to announce it, then let me set up a formal temple base in Tiangong City.

And I need you, the city lord, to sponsor half of the troops to help me guard the church branch. Isn't that too much to ask? "

You Xiaowu, who was standing behind and acted as a cold-faced bodyguard, thought that this was not too much, asking the lord of a city to hand over half of his military power, would it be more face-slapping than letting his wife accompany him?

Li Youcai refused directly, but not from his own standpoint.

"It's true that Tiangong City is managed by the Li family, but the person surnamed Li who really decides major events is not me."

"If I can make the decision and agree to you, of course I will agree. But I am just a superficial city lord. Look at how ignorant the people under me are. They can't even recognize the people in your church. What can I do? Real power?"

"Is that so?"

Hua Mengmeng narrowed her eyes like a cat, but also like a poisonous snake on the verge of danger.

"Then just wait until your scandal is announced. Anyway, you Li people value the name of benevolence and righteousness the most. Even if you are an abandoned son, they will save you for the sake of dignity."

After Hua Mengmeng finished speaking, she jumped off the chair, and hooked You Xiaowu behind her:
"Walk."

"Can't we discuss it any more?"

Li Youcai really wanted to keep him after chasing him, but all Hua Mengmeng left him was a back view.

Walking on the street outside, being blown by the still cold spring breeze, although You Xiaowu was jolted a bit, he still felt inexplicably relieved.

"Are you just scaring Li Youcai? I thought you would at least tear down his house."

You Xiaowu put his trouser pockets in his pockets, feeling that he just went to see some fun this trip.

"I think so," Hua Mengmeng turned her head and gave him a sideways glance.

"But I still have to save energy to print and post big-character posters about Li's evil deeds. This will definitely arouse the anger of the residents of Tiangong City."

"So confident?"

"Naturally, there you go."

Next, Hua Mengmeng ran around the city as a pioneer, and large-character posters in black and white were plastered all over the streets and alleys of Tiangong City overnight.

Those who got up early to do cleaning were the first to see the big-character posters, and then they jumped into the street holding their noses and shouted:

"The whole city is clean. I didn't expect the city lord to be a slob! It's too dirty, it's too dirty!"

The news spread quickly, and soon the bulletin board was crowded with people.

The above-mentioned crimes may seem insignificant in other cities, and they may even be scolded for nonsense, but in the eyes of the cleanliness Tiangong City residents, it is a big deal.

The first article of guilt: Li Youcai, the lord of the city, washed his feet once every ten days, and his beriberi lingered for three days.

Just hearing this description, the faces of the residents of Tiangong City turned green, as if the stinky athlete's foot was right in front of them.

Washing feet three times a day is a daily routine for residents. No matter how poor they are, they will wash their feet with clean water. Those with better conditions will also use soap and shower gel.

Hearing that the high-ranking city lord did not wash his feet, the residents felt as uncomfortable as ants crawling all over their bodies.

Their eyes had hallucinations, and they saw the mud worms coming out of the stinking ditch and twisting their bodies to enter their nostrils again.

They are so clean, pure, and beautiful, how can they be led by a sloppy castellan who doesn't wash their feet?

This simply ruined the image of their entire Tiangong City!
Tiangongcheng people's pursuit of cleanliness has reached a perverted level.

Not only did he not wash his feet, Li Youcai's reputation plummeted. Some people have already started to make demonstration banners and want to take to the streets.

Some people wondered what to do if the city lord was wronged, so they sniffed it quietly outside the city lord's mansion, and sure enough, the smell of perfume couldn't cover up the smell of feet.

This was Li Youcai's temporary remedy after he heard that his foot odor was exposed.

Article [-] of culpability:
Tiangong City collects a lot of taxes with various items every year, but there are still many abandoned old and small buildings in the city. May I ask where the city owner used all the money?

Even Tiangong City cannot be 100% clean. For example, the public toilets at the train station outside the Cultivation Academy are too dirty to be seen.

Normally, when the Taoist priests invited by Li Youcai cast spells, passers-by would subconsciously ignore them when they saw them, but now Hua Mengmeng has torn off the fig leaf.

In fact, it's not that Li Youcai doesn't want to renovate these places, but most of the residents' taxes have already been handed over to the headquarters, and very little falls into his hands.

The renovation and management of those buildings were too expensive, so he had no choice but to ask an expert for some invisibility charms to cover the buildings.

He only asked him to pass the blame on to the next term after his term of office expired.

The third article of guilt: Tiangong City regards thinness as its beauty, but Mrs. Li Youcai is too fat.

A lot of garbage accumulated in her blood, and she was so obese because she couldn't get it out of her body.

People in Tiangong City are very irrational about cleanliness.

When they heard that the things in the blood vessels of the city lord's wife were dirty, they became even more disgusted and gave the couple an unpleasant name: Mouse Couple.

Article [-] of guilt: Li Youcai is a nepotism, and many current officials are his relatives, and there are various corruption and bribery records attached.

Among them, the children of officials' families enjoy the enlightenment of Buddhist music exclusively.

Enlightenment of Buddhist music is a gift from Licheng, which has a strong Buddhist atmosphere, to major cities.

As long as it is placed over the city, it can effectively enhance the interest and ability of children in the entire city to learn.

The first few sentences did not arouse too much repercussions. Anyway, there are many rich people, and the interests in it are entangled and complicated.

(End of this chapter)