I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 26

The cooks looked like they were going to die, which made Li Chengqian dissatisfied for a while.

He said: "Everyone, do you know why I put a jar of freshly opened stinky tofu in front of each of you?"

The cooks dare not speak out, why did Li Chengqian do this?Isn't it to disgust them?
"It's my good intentions. When the time comes, what you will be cooking is stinky tofu. If you don't get used to it now, you will definitely not be able to bear it when cooking in the future. If you make a fool of yourself in front of my father, he won't be as talkative as I am. Do you know?" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Guo Yun, +108"

"From..."

They know who is hard to talk to!Anyway, Li Chengqian was right in his own right, so they could only accept Li Chengqian's clear arrangement in silence.

The next day, in the palace, the stinky tofu appreciation meeting began.

Those who came were: Chancellor Changsun Wuji, Hejian King Li Xiaogong, Adviser Wei Zheng, Liang Guogong Fang Xuanling, E Guogong Wei Chi Jingde, Wei Guogong Li Jing, Yun Guogong Zhang Liang, Chen Guogong Hou Junji, Lu Guogong Cheng Bite gold, Hu Guogong Qin Shubao and so on.

Li Er is very satisfied. These people are the backbone of his country. Of course, they are all older. For example, Qin Qiong is 59 years old.

Li Chengqian was also extremely excited, who are these people?Those are great negative emotions!Thinking about the guys of these extremely human ministers, they are all very tempered. Doesn't that mean that they can harvest a large wave of negative emotion points?
Li Er knelt on the main seat, he said: "Prince's Stinky Tofu Appreciation Conference, start now!"

Li Chengqian immediately followed up with Li Er's words: "Everyone, I have specially arranged seats for everyone at today's Prince Edward Stinky Tofu Appreciation Conference. There are grills and oil pans next to each of your seats. That is to say, if everyone enjoys eating , but also DIY!"

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +103"

"From..."

Obviously, what Li Chengqian said confused everyone.

"DIY means do it yourself." Li Chengqian said.

At this time, Wei Zheng frowned, he didn't like what Li Chengqian said.

"His Royal Highness, the gentleman is far away from the kitchen, what do you mean by arranging these things around us? Are you implying that we are not gentlemen?" Wei Zheng stood up and said.

Li Chengqian also raised his eyebrows, he was very upset, what happened to Wei Dangdang?He suddenly stood up and yelled at him. It is very enjoyable to know that eating can be DIY. He arranged this way for everyone to enjoy.

Of course, it’s also a reason to have some negative emotion points by the way. After all, frying and grilling stinky tofu so close is so sour, tsk tsk...

Li Chengqian said: "A gentleman far away from the kitchen is a saying highly praised by Mencius, but Confucius said: food and sex are also, and eating is an instinctive thing for people. If you want to eat, you have to cook. Is it true that Confucius' words are wrong?" ?”

Wei Zheng sneered: "Of course you don't need to make something yourself if you want to eat. Naturally, someone has prepared it and brought it to us."

"His Royal Highness, I support you!" Cheng Yaojin said.

Li Chengqian was speechless for a while, he obviously did not have the upper hand in the debate now, Cheng Yaojin shouted this sentence now, isn't it booing.

He was quick to gain wisdom, and said: "The full text of this sentence is that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, and all flesh and blood can be practiced. It means that a gentleman should not do things that kill animals, not that a gentleman can't cook food, and cooking food is not good. Killing is required, and I'm sure everyone hates people who take things out of context, right?"

After listening to Li Chengqian's words, everyone nodded secretly. The complete meaning of this sentence is exactly what Li Chengqian said. Most of the time, they only used the first half of the sentence, which was indeed taken out of context.

Wei Zheng was very angry for a while, he opened his mouth and was about to turn back when Li Er spoke.

"Okay, today I'm appreciating the prince's stinky tofu, not arguing with the prince, Wei Zheng, you should say a few words less." Li Er said.

"Negative emotion value from Wei Zheng, +106"

Li Er was also secretly happy. It was a rare opportunity to reprimand Wei Zheng like this, so cool...

"Okay, let's start!" Li Chengqian said.

The cooks came to Li Er and the ministers, and opened the plate covered with stinky tofu. Immediately, Li Chengqian's negative emotion value record began to refresh the screen.

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +138"

"Negative emotion value from Changsun Wuji, +145"

"From..."

Changsun Wuji's complexion changed drastically, and he couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up and was about to leave the table.

Li Er suddenly refused to agree, and left alone, can the rest of them sit still?Must all escape?At that time, who will test these things for him?I'm afraid he will have to test it himself.

He can't stand it!
"Auxiliary machine, you are not allowed to leave." Li Erdao, "No one is allowed to leave!"

Changsun Wuji sighed, and sat down again. The people who were about to move were more at ease. Li Er gave orders, and they were not easy to disobey.

Cheng Yaojin stared at the stinky tofu that was simmering on the grill in front of him, and his saliva was about to drip. The fried stinky tofu he ate before was just deep-fried and eaten with garlic. How could the fried stinky tofu be as good as the current one? ?
He clearly saw that the cook first deep-fried the stinky tofu, then brushed it with red stuff, and baked it on the grill. It smelled spicy and spicy. It was amazing!
With his demeanor, Changsun Wuji and Qin Shubao looked at him with disgust.

This guy likes to eat shit?

"My dear brother, wipe your drool, do you drool when you smell something stinky?" Qin Shubao asked.

Cheng Yaojin was taken aback, is this a human language?What does it mean to drool when you smell something stinky?He just thought of the taste of stinky tofu, Cheng Yaojin wiped his saliva calmly.

"Brother, you don't know, this prince's stinky tofu is simply the best thing I've ever eaten, even better than meat, how should I put it, it's that pure fragrance, without any added fragrance..." Cheng Yaojin said, with longing in his eyes.

Changsun Wuji and Qin Shubao on both sides exchanged glances, they all thought Cheng Yaojin was crazy.

In a short time, five strings of stinky tofu per person were baked and placed in front of everyone.

Everyone was honestly waiting for Li Er to eat first. Of course, except for Cheng Yaojin, who swallowed wildly, no one wanted to eat this stuff.

Li Er glanced at everyone and found that all his beloved ones were waiting for him to speak. He said: "I ate something before and my stomach is full. You can eat first."

Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin grabbed a bunch of stinky tofu and took a bite, it's cool!
All the people in the audience were stunned. They looked at Cheng Yaojin, who was gorging himself on food. The taste is really strong!However, judging by his appearance, he really enjoyed eating.

Li Er's face was full of question marks, he decided to find someone to test the poison again, after scanning around, he finally decided that it was you!
"Auxiliary machine, you can also eat and see." Li Er said.

That's right, Li Er is very vengeful. He clearly remembers how Chang Sun Chong and Li Chengqian arranged for him clearly. It is reasonable for his son to make mistakes and his father to take the blame.

Changsun Wuji's complexion changed drastically: "Your Majesty, I was fainted by this thing before..."

"So? Uncle, hurry up, it won't taste good when it's cold." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Changsun Wuji, +167"

(End of this chapter)