The monk is hanging up

Chapter 51 Goofy!
Reasoning with Xiaojun is obviously incomprehensible. Can a 5-year-old girl reason with adults?

nonexistent.

Which child asks parents for candy, not rolling and crying, this is the easiest way.

What Xiaojun said made the corners of Lin Su's mouth twitch fiercely, "Oh, my brother has seduced Hu Meizi, and I don't even know Xiaojun anymore. Heartless people say that my sister is my brother's lover in his previous life. , my brother doesn’t recognize Xiaojun, his former lover.”

A famous saying floated in my brain, I hope lovers in the world will eventually become brothers and sisters.

Smart brats are the most annoying.

"If you have any conditions, tell me." Lin Su reluctantly raised his hands in surrender.

Xiaojun grabbed Lin Su's wrist with a smile, "I want to go play with my brother, and take a look at how pretty the big sister who confuses my brother is."

"Hey, that's not what you said just now."

"Go, go, go."

With Nunuuo's little housekeeper by his side, Lin Su's life is sad.

Observe the beauty, stare!

Talk to beautiful women, stare!

A little contact, stare stare!
I really just want to give you a small gift, do you need such a strong smell of vinegar.Well, you win, the gift is gone.

Two bunches of candied haws in Xiaojun's hand were missing, and when she was about to bite into the third bunch, Lin Su said, "Girls eat too much sweets, their teeth will be broken, and they will hiss and spit when they speak."

He tilted his head and glanced at Lin Su, are you talking about me?Bite off half of the candied haws, narrowed his eyes happily, slurred his words and raised the candied haws skewers in his hand, "Without candied haws, Xiaojun's mouth would not be sweet. My brother will definitely not be able to catch up with my beautiful sister, so Xiaojun has no choice but to feel wronged." Myself, help my brother catch up with the beautiful sister, and don't care about your teeth."

What you said is so reasonable, it's an advertisement for candied haws.After all, you are just greedy, greedy.

"If you talk nonsense again, the candied haws will be confiscated." Lin Su threatened viciously.

Xiaojun hurriedly hid the candied haws behind her back, and when Lin Su wasn't paying attention, she secretly took it out and licked it, biting a small piece, just like a cunning little fox.

Chen Fengwu, what evildoer did you teach?
The Nangong Auction was held at noon, and at noon, it seemed that it was about to start, but something went wrong when Lin Su entered the venue.

"My lord, your qualification certificate is fine, but a qualification certificate only allows one person to enter the venue, please be considerate." The maid who greeted the guests smiled and pointed to Xiaojun, who was not as tall as her belly button. A little girl.

Lin Su was astonished, the little girl also counted?That bitch Nangong Youyue is really too, given the qualification certificate, she is not willing to give away a few more, miser.

"Can't you be accommodating? She's just a child." Lin Su asked, clasping his fists and not being humble or arrogant.

The maid shook her head, "This is the rule of the auction house, please understand."

After saying that, she went to greet another guest who came in. The man was fat, fat and plump. He held a charming and graceful beauty in his left hand. When passing by the maid, she picked her chin with her fingers and reached out to take the loose beauty from her hand. He took out a qualification certificate from his open brocade robe, swaggered past Lin Su, glanced provocatively, "bump."

Xiaojun was not happy anymore, and yelled: "Why can he bring that old woman who has been smeared with flour?"

Silent!

As soon as the coquettish beauty heard the word "old woman" with affectionate eyes, she immediately jumped up like a fat cat with fried hair, "Little bitch, who are you calling an old woman? An uneducated thing can only be laughed at in a low-grade place for the rest of its life." bitch."

The people in front of the Nangong auction house couldn't see it, and accused the woman, "Girl, keep a little bit of morality, it's the so-called childish words..."

"Go away, stay on whichever side is cooler." The woman was arrogant and unreasonable, and the man was obviously a educated literati, with his sleeves flicked, he was too lazy to argue with the shrew.

Xiaojun tugged at the corner of Lin Su's clothes, "Brother, what is a slut? Where is a low-class place?"

The so-called low-class places are places where men go to have fun.

Lin Su covered Xiaojun's eyes and slapped the woman's heavily made-up pretty face loudly. His hands were covered with rouge. "You can speak without restraint. This slap will teach you what it means to be knowledgeable and polite."

Cool!
A slap in the face made the onlookers feel sour. You deserve it. Do you think you're a shrew capable of swearing?They will still cut you when they encounter severe stubble.

"You dare to hit me? How dare you hit me?" The woman threw herself on the fat man and cried, "My friend, look at him bullying him, he hurts him so much, why don't you help him out~"

Fat pigs can't stand women's coquettish and coquettish voices. It is necessary to be tough in front of beautiful women. He shivered and turned his nostrils to the sky and said to Lin Su: "You bumpkin, I don't care where you are from, kowtow to my baby!" Apologize, otherwise I will find hundreds of brothers on the road to kill you every minute."

The welcoming maid added fuel and jealousy to the side, "Guest, you should apologize. This is Master Ma Yuanbao, the eldest son of the Ma family in Anyang County. You can't afford it. It's not a big deal to apologize. At most, you can just bend over .”

Names are omitted.

"Has the Nangong Auctioneer also learned how to bully customers?" Lin Su asked coldly.

The maid stomped her feet, "The dog bit Lu Dongbin."

"Today, this matter can't be resolved. You, go and call your shopkeeper, Nangong Youyue, and let her come and talk to me." Lin Su pointed to the maid and said coldly.

Unexpectedly, Ma Yuanbao laughed out loud, "What a lunatic. Are you a country bumpkin like you, shopkeeper Nangong? You can see a toad at a glance. You are crazy if you want to eat swan meat."

A maid inside was about to come out to see what was so noisy outside, but her eyes were fixed on Lin Su.Oh my god, what happened, how could this guest...

She trotted upstairs in disregard of etiquette. When the man in black slaughtered all directions, she was in charge of serving tea and shivering. After being arrogant, she crushed the man's skull with one hand. Will he tear down the auction house when he gets angry?
The key shopkeeper seemed to treat him very politely.

Seeing that Lin Su didn't move, Ma Yuanbao pushed him cursingly, "What are you pretending to be dead, give me a quick... ouch~"

The launch is coming.

Ma Yuanbao flew out and slammed into the pillars of the doorway, making a loud rattling sound from the waist bar, which probably never broke and was not light.

He didn't know that Lin Su's body was surrounded by a layer of majestic zhenqi. When he was attacked by force, the force would be multiplied several times and rebounded back. The average Jianghu master would not be able to take a few steps back, but Ma Yuanbao was still ignorant. Dude, how can I stand this.

"You still dare to beat someone with your hands, come quickly, the eldest son of the Ma family has been beaten, please go and invite the boss of the Ma family." The woman Danfeng stared and screamed.

Ma Yuanbao hissed, "That's right, call my dad, I'm going to kill him... Oh, mom, it hurts."

A woman from upstairs came down, "Mr. Ma, who is he trying to kill at the gate of the Nangong auction house?"

Gollum!

Ma Yuanbao swallowed impolitely. As soon as he saw Nangong Youyue, his broken waist healed immediately, and he hurriedly wiped the puff from the corner of his mouth, so when he was giggling until he was astonished, Nangong Youyue walked past him, " Why didn't Mr. Lin inform Youyue in advance when he came to the auction site, so that Youyue can dress up to welcome the distinguished guests."

(End of this chapter)