I am the castle master

Chapter 26
To be honest, since Qiu Dacheng came to grandma's place, he hasn't been anywhere. When he bought some decoration materials for decoration, he couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north.

Grandma saw them walking out in the garden, and asked, "Cheng Cheng, where are you going? . . . "

"Grandma, don't worry, it's okay. My buddy is in a bad mood. I'll be back after shopping with him for a while..."

The two walked for a while, and when the wind blew, they both sobered up a lot. Qiu Dacheng hadn't had a few sips of wine, and he couldn't tell it now.

"Dacheng, where can I rent a car?"

Rent a car?Qiu Dacheng immediately thought of Xia Axin, the uncle who called himself Mr. Qiu.

But can you still drive after drinking! ?
Besides, who will lend you a car these days?
Isn't there a saying, I'd rather borrow a daughter-in-law than a car!

But his close buddy Li Chunzhan came all the way, and he was about to drive for a while. Qiu Dacheng also had some wine, so he bit the bullet and gave it a try.

"Uncle Xia, I have a buddy who wants to use your car!"

Seeing that Xia Axin hesitated, he hurriedly explained: "I will open it near our village with my friends, and I will deliver it to you in a while..."

Xia Axin was really strong, and he drove over in a short while, "Have you guys been drinking?"

"No, I just drank a little fermented bayberry juice!" Qiu Dacheng lied without blushing or heartbeat.

Xia Axin was laughed out of anger, fermented bayberry juice!
You can just say that you drank the bayberry wine, "Okay, Dacheng, you usually don't speak easily, but you must only speak in this area..., where your Uncle Xia can still cover you."

"Hey, hey, good! Thank you, Uncle Xia!"

Qiu Dacheng would not have a driver's license, so he could only let Li Chun drive, but he was really worried.

After a few steps, I rushed to the canteen and bought a bottle of fruit juice with high sugar content, and forced Li Chunzhan to drink it. After more than ten minutes in the car, I saw him peeing in the bushes by the side of the road. .

Although it's okay in the village, it will be a problem if you really meet someone.

There are small bridges and flowing water everywhere in the south of the Yangtze River, and there are rivers everywhere. They drove slowly by the river, and suddenly saw a young woman walking towards her with an umbrella.

Li Chunzhan was overjoyed when he saw it, honked the horn, and immediately rolled down the window, "Hello, beauty! Where are you going!?"

"Damn it, I didn't see that she had a child with her, you."

Qiu Dacheng's sharp eyes saw a baby stool wrapped around the woman's arms, and he was startled by their horns, "Nervous eight!"

"What did she say about her?" The woman spoke the Jiangnan dialect!Li Chunzhan didn't understand.

"He said you were crazy!"

"You're crazy!" Li Chunzhan stretched out his head and shouted at the woman's back, "Don't think I don't understand!"

"puff!"

Qiu Dacheng held back for a long time and finally burst out laughing, "What are you laughing at! What's so funny!"

The two continued to walk, looked to the right and wobbled.

"Hey, Dacheng, Dacheng! Listen, where is the music coming from? It's so explosive!!"

Li Chunzhan got excited and stepped on the accelerator.

"Hey, slow down, Hei Dachun! If you drive so fast again, I will ask Uncle Xia to get the car now!"

This trick worked really well, and the speed of the car finally slowed down.

This is a superstitious custom in the village. There were several people in the village whose children happened to be 20 years old, so they invited some nearby Huangmei Opera troupe and some sacrificial activities, saying they were doing good deeds. Qiu Dacheng couldn't explain it.

On the stage set up in the village temple, Huangmei Opera is sung during the day, and popular songs are sung in the evening.

It was getting dark gradually, and the temple was crowded with people.

"Get out of the way!" Li Chunzhan completely lost his previous gentlemanly demeanor, excitedly sneaked into the crowd like a monkey, squeezed to the front, and got a seat.

Qiu Dacheng was amused by his appearance, this guy seemed really broken in love, he was going crazy.

I don't know what kind of game is going on on the stage. Next to the male host, there are four or five actresses in sexy skirts. Their faces are all dressed up with white faces that they sing during the day.

I just heard the host say: "Dear audience, now we are entering the game session. These five beauties on the stage are the pillars of the troupe. They are holding five signs in their hands, which are: number one is six hundred, Eight hundred for number two, one thousand for number three, one thousand for number four, and two thousand for number five!"

Li Chunzhan's eyeballs were about to fall out, and the face of No. [-] on the stage couldn't see clearly, but his figure was really bulging!Great!
Host: If any gentleman or lady wants to order a song, just call the number and the amount of money. Even if the order is successful, you have to pay in cash on the spot, or you can use WeChat red envelope Alipay. We will donate these donations to the left-behind children in the village school Education Foundation..

Qiu Dacheng couldn't help complaining, what the hell is asking for money for singing in disguise, and still staying behind for children's education funds? There is no such thing in the village!

He really knows how to find a reason!Qiu Dacheng, who was standing at the back, hadn't waited to squeeze in front of Li Chunzhan when he saw Li Chunzhan stand up abruptly, "No. [-], No. [-], two thousand, two thousand!"

Qiu Dacheng was in a hurry, squeezed to him desperately, covered his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Stop shouting, stop shouting, it's all a lie!"

"It's not deceiving, look at how great that girl's figure is! She is not deceiving!" Li Chunzhan smiled straight at the beauties on the stage.

Qiu Dacheng didn't spit out a mouthful of blood!There were so many eyes watching them, Li Chunzhan was about to leave when the host with a smile on his face came over with a microphone, the lights of the spotlight also shone on them, and all eyes of the audience were on them.

"Sir, thank you for your kind deeds, choose number five, everyone give a round of applause!"

Qiu Dacheng screamed in his heart, he couldn't shirk it this time.

"Dear sir, our pillar of beauty Sissi has come before you, please accept this glorious donation certificate, thank you."

"Pay out, pay out!" Qiu Dacheng had no choice but to pretend to be generous.

You deserve it, you deserve it!Who told you kid to pretend.

Qiu Dacheng didn't expect that girl Qianqian to sit down, talking to Li Chunzhan for some unknown reason, both of them smiled mysteriously
Then there was another performance of singing and dancing on the stage. Qiu Dacheng watched it for a while, then turned around, hey, where is he?
Don't get lost if this kid is unfamiliar with the place.

After searching for a long time, I still couldn't find Li Chunzhan. Alas, I still have a lot of things to do at home. Isn't this guy causing trouble for me?

The car keys, yes, are at Li Chunzhan's.

The car parked under that empty tree, right?
Unintentionally looking up, I saw the car parked under the big tree shaking violently, God, someone stole the car! ?
My God, this is Uncle Xia's car!
But when he walked in and took a look, oh my god,

After being stunned for a few seconds, Qiu Dacheng stepped aside dumbfounded, and went to find a place to cool off by himself.

As a result, my stomach hurts from holding back now!
Until the play in the temple ended, Qiu Dacheng deliberately didn't come out, and sat in the previous seat and waited.

He was so anxious that he scolded his heart and scratched his liver, "Li Chunzhan, why don't you come out yet!?"

"Slap!" Unexpectedly, he slapped him on the back, and Li Chunzhan stood in front of him with a red face.

(End of this chapter)