Shock: This licking dog is about to rebel

Chapter 51, Yan Yuxuan is a green tea bitch!
"EDG, where did this hot girl come from?"

"Second, when did you start playing games?"

"Looking at the avatar, it should be a girl. The second child is finally half enlightened. Come on, let's go together and celebrate."

"..."

"Fuck, boss, have you updated? I'm still 1000 words short, and I still have 10 minutes left. What's the matter? What's the matter?" Old Zhou Wen suddenly slapped his hand on the table, and jumped back to the computer , Take the keys and fly, feel his speed, 10 minutes can code [-] characters.

Then Huang Cheng'an, who had always been relatively seldom, also jumped up: "I'm still 500 words short. Damn, it's all your fault, second child. If I don't get full attendance this month, you have to pay me."

"Haha! This is the difference between those who have saved manuscripts and those who have not saved manuscripts." Xu Xin'an was still sitting on a stool drinking wine, looking very leisurely, calmly said: "I said you are afraid of a hammer, Anyway, it’s a free model, you can modify it casually, if you really can’t keep up, just throw a paper and update it, and then slowly modify it tomorrow.”

Old Sanli Wuyi asked curiously: "Can the free mode be modified at will?"

Xu Xin'an: "My youngest student, this is not something you should care about. It's been three years, and you can't even sign a contract. When will you be able to get the hang of it? Traditional fairy tales are not just you, a newcomer rushing to the street. I can touch it."

The old San Li Wuyi had a proud face: "It's not that I can't sign, I just don't want to join forces with you and write doujin just for bad money."

"Put your bullshit on meow, if you're not enlightened, you're not enlightened, don't deceive yourself here. Also, when did I write fandom?"

"You are more rubbish, you have wrong three views, and you write small H books."

"No no no no, I never wrote this thing, it's all made up by your own imagination."

"Three poles in the sun, alone, waiting for the good news, waiting for the good news, welcome...isn't that counted? You almost destroyed the Huaxia Lexicon."

"You nerd know what a fart!"

……

Chen Hao, who originally wanted to show off to them, was completely speechless when he saw the three English letters of Yan Yuxuan's WeChat nickname.

Damn, why did I forget to change the note!
After Chen Hao finished modifying the remarks, he thought about whether to make a video call to confirm with these scumbags, and then saw that they were busy and quarreling, so he lost interest.

The main reason is that they are afraid that they will lose their last trace of courage to live.

He sent another message to Yan Yuxuan without hesitation: "I just got back to the dormitory for a while, how about you? Are you ready to sleep?"

A few minutes later, Yan Yuxuan sent another message to Chen Hao: "I don't know how to tell you when we arrive, don't you know that others will worry?"

Chen Hao, who had been waiting for a long time with his mobile phone, was very excited when he saw this naked message.

Too straight, too straight.

Is this a confession?

Chen Hao: "Ah, I'm sorry, next time will be sure, next time will be sure."

Chen Hao: "What are you doing?"

1 minute later.

Yan Yuxuan: "I'm chatting with a handsome guy."

Chen Hao: "An ellipsis emoji"

Chen Hao: "Alright!"

Yan Yuxuan replied in seconds: "A smiling expression"

Yan Yuxuan: "Why don't you guess who that handsome guy is?"

Chen Hao: "Could it be me you're talking about?"

Yan Yuxuan: "Hmph!"

Yan Yuxuan: "What do you think?"

"Old Chen, who are you chatting with so passionately?" Xu Xin'an, who had just finished the quarrel, suddenly snatched Chen Hao's phone: "Damn it, Old Chen, you really know how to play. The remark has been changed to the name of Yan Da beauty, so you can be self-confident! This woman must be Liu Yaqin, right?"

"Go away! Do you think I'll be that boring?"

Chen Hao wanted to get back his mobile phone, but failed.

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

Xu Xin'an glanced at the content of the message, and kept shaking his head: "The woman who is chatting with you is a green tea whore, Neptune, you actually marked her as Yanda beauty, you are humiliating my goddess, do you know that? "

"What the hell? Why the green tea bitch?"

Chen Hao asked in confusion.

"Tsk tsk! Otherwise, why would you say your rank is low? Come here, let me analyze it for you."

Xu Xin'an patted Chen Hao's shoulder with one hand, pulling him away.

"Look for yourself, every message the other party sends you back, which one doesn't have a special meaning? Which one can't lead to topics?"

"Just take the first one!"

"She blamed you for not reporting to her when you got home, pretending to be very angry, then you have to continue talking about her topic, so that there will be a topic."

"And I will promise her that I will take the initiative to report next time."

"It's just a simple sentence. She not only achieved the goal of drawing the topic and not chatting to death, but also got a promise from you, and perfectly controlled you once."

"You have to report to her every time in the future. If you report too much, it will become a habit. Before you know it, you have put yourself in a weak position."

"And she completely dominated."

"Look at the other ones. They seem very ambiguous, but in fact they don't say anything, but they can easily stir up your emotions."

"Look at the interval between her replying messages. She can send you such a message, which is enough to prove that she must have been holding the phone, but she just doesn't reply to you. Why? Because she wants to give you a little room for imagination, To whet your appetite, make you habitually miss her and wait for her."

"Look at yourself again, all the replies are rubbish. They can't lead to useful topics, and they don't have any nutrition. People like you are talking to death. Your rank is too low."

"You are not a player of the same level."

"However, the one opposite doesn't seem to be an expert? It's just good enough for a sand sculpture like you."

Xu Xin'an looked like an old sea king, and scorned Chen Hao severely.

"It's just a few pieces of information. Is it as exaggerated as you said? Maybe others didn't think about it at all. Could it be that you are too sensitive?"

Chen Hao was stunned, Lao Xu, the King of the Sea, is too good at making things up, right?
As expected of an author who wrote a small H book, his imagination is really rich enough.

But when I think about it carefully, I feel that what he said really makes a little sense.

Is it!

Is Yan Yuxuan really a premium green tea?
However, when I was with Yan Yuxuan during the day, I felt that she was still a very innocent girl.

Why do wechat chats at night, give people the impression that the tone is completely different!
the other side.

Inside Yan Yuxuan's boudoir.

Chen Miao was watching a short video titled "What should I do if I have no conversation with boys?".

In the video, a girl was about to send out a confession message when she was suddenly cut off by the video blogger.

Video blogger: "Withdraw, withdraw, how can you express your love like this? Come, let's go to class."

Then there was a lot of vivid words and exaggerated expressions of psychological analysis and emotional analysis.

What he said was sound and logical, and every sentence made sense.

The core idea is summarized in two points.

"Advance can be attacked, retreat can be defended."

"As long as the sisters respond quickly, there will be no sadness but love."

"Fuck, study is useless, study is useless!"

After watching another teaching video, Chen Miao, who felt that she had gained a lot, slapped her thigh and said excitedly:

"Yuxuan, you should answer the next one like this."

"I think you are a good person."

"It's a pleasure to be with you."

Yan Yuxuan: "Miaomiao, don't we think we're a scheming whore when we play like this? And it's too ambiguous."

In fact, the reason why Yan Yuxuan asked Chen Miao to study this subject with her was entirely because she had never sent messages to boys before.

I didn't even think about the question of whether I would chat to death.

As a result, I met Chen Hao today.

After going back for so long, there is no information.

However, Yan Yuxuan still attached great importance to Chen Hao, the mysterious rich second generation.

That's why there is this scene of learning and applying it now.

To put it bluntly, I was too nervous.

(End of this chapter)