Fantasy Westward Journey: One Yu Two Dogs
Chapter 101 The Wild Mandarin Duck (First Order)
Chapter 101 The Wild Mandarin Duck (First Order)
Li Bo went downstairs and walked aimlessly, the breeze was blowing, calming the ups and downs of Li Bo's mood.
The semicircle of the moon is not very bright tonight, and the sporadic moonlight falls on the earth, adding a bit of tranquility to the night.
I have obtained three of the six character equipments, and the stunts include Jingqingjue and Luohan Golden Bell, and I almost took off with a smile.
God Blessing Weapon is also available, and it also brings Cihang Pudu, which can turn over cards at critical moments.
The only thing missing is the six-speed spiritual jewelry, but I already have the earrings, and the only thing missing is the three-speed ring.
As for the baby, it is still far away from the server battle, but it is enough to have three attack pets to help the battle.
Walking, Li Bo came to the lakeside of the campus in the north, and the cool breeze blowing by the water on a May night brought a trace of refreshing.
Li Bo found a bench and sat down, leaning on the back of the chair, closing his eyes comfortably and taking a nap!
There are very few people here, most of the male college students play games in the dormitory, while the girls hang out with their boyfriends or are invited by boys to play,
The lights of the campus buildings and dormitory buildings are faintly visible in the distance. The lakeside has just been built, and the street lights are not on.
Only the moonlight provides guidance for pedestrians by blocking the stars.
"Hmm!" The faint voice in his ear made Li Bo's mind flutter!
Well, there are wild mandarin ducks playing in the water, so passionate?
No wonder some people say that college life is so good, young people are so casual, and they can stir up excitement on campus.
The hazy night, the lakeside with few people coming and going, the fresh cool breeze, it is really exciting to think about it!
Li Bo turned around to leave, but his curiosity drove his legs to grope for the source of the sound.
Li Bo felt that he was like a paparazzi at this time, and his heart was pounding, like a peeping thief.
Searching, searching, walking slowly towards the source of the sound.
In a secluded place, Li Bo saw a man and a woman with blurred eyes, probably because they were so passionate that they lost themselves.
The girl sat on the boy's lap, her skirt covering her lower body.
The vision was hazy and he couldn't see clearly. Li Bo could only see the two people hugging each other and kissing passionately.Maybe the couple was having fun, whispering, and kissing side by side.
Li Bo looked far into the distance, but the night still blocked Li Bo's farsightedness, so he couldn't see clearly.
Perhaps because they didn't pay attention, or because it was too dark, they didn't notice Li Bo's existence!
wrong!
Although I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs running.
Although Li Bo was never married or had a girlfriend in his previous life, he had watched quite a few emotional dramas.
While watching, Li Bo pointed inwardly, as if trying to figure it out and comparing it with the short movie.
It was so exciting. I didn’t expect that I went out for a walk to calm down my mood, but ended up feeling even more excited.
After watching for a while, Li Bo had a strong urge to do bad things in his heart!
"What are you doing!" Li Bo yelled at the two from a distance, then turned around and ran away in a panic!
what!what!
A scream, a scream!
Sure enough, the two were not just kissing, it wasn't a scream of biting their tongues or biting their lips, Li Bo's guess was right!
Dog men and women!
After running far away, Li Bo stopped to take a breath, and grinned as he thought about what happened just now.
I just wanted to be quiet for a while, but I met someone who bullied the single.
How could this be tolerated, Li Bo felt the pleasure of getting his revenge!
Let's go, I hope this man doesn't leave any sequelae!
Hey!
……
Li Bo went shopping for a while, and when he returned, he transferred 1 red envelopes to Chuanmei.
Chu Meimei thanked Li Bo for the gift, this month's perfume bag money should be available!
Chuanmei has a feeling of being taken care of. Other anchors and house managers pay two to three thousand a month, and I envy many people for eight thousand a month.
Broadcasting for Li Bo, from time to time, a red envelope will be delivered, and the boss will get a share of the gifts. This is not a guarantee but what it is!
"Sanpi, what did you do just now?" Liu Weijia was gnawing on the roast chicken.
This guy actually ordered such a big meal for supper. Could it be that he wants to stay up all night again?
"I didn't do anything, I went for a stroll on campus, what's wrong?" Li Bo was a little abrupt when asked by Liu Weijia.
"Breaking news, super breaking news! The school forums are going crazy!" Liu Weijia was startled, and then laughed.
"What news?" Li Bo thought in his heart after speaking, "It can't be something good I did."
"There was a field battle by the lakeside of the campus, and when they walked to the place, they were screamed and almost frightened.
Sent to the hospital for examination, and guess what? "After Liu Weijia finished speaking, he laughed like a pig, and Zhang Feipeng and Huang Bin also smiled knowingly, quite obscenely.
"What's the matter, won't you be injured?" Li Bo asked nervously with a thump in his heart.
Li Bo just wanted to play a prank, don't make a big deal out of it.
"It would be fine if it was just an injury. The woman was tested for HIV, and the man passed out on the spot! Are you kidding?" Liu Weijia gloated in his sympathy.
"Damn it, the man is quite hurt by this! Let it be over for the rest of his life!" Li Bo thought in his heart.
Li Bo knew about HIV when he was in junior high and high school biology, and he kept saying: "It's too dangerous to rent a house in college, it's better to be single!"
Li Bo is suddenly glad that he has been single for many years, who knows how complicated the outside world is.
"The woolen thing, that's the man's own doing, looking for pheasants outside, and looking for excitement without taking safety measures!
How can there be such a good thing in this world, happiness will not come too suddenly! " Liu Weijia heard Li Bo's words meant something, and hurriedly explained.
"You are so experienced, you won't also..." Li Bo jumped away from Liu Weijia immediately.
"Fuck you, I'm a decent person, not what you think!" Liu Weijia wanted to cover up, but his defense was weak.
"You are serious about your uncle. In the three years of college, the person who has talked with three junior girls and one senior girl is considered a serious person?" Li Bo couldn't help complaining.
In three years of college, how dare you say that you are a serious person when you talk about four girlfriends?
"Isn't it normal for a man to love a woman? Can you be more open-minded?" Liu Weijia pointed out that Li Bo was once again caused by feudal ideas.
"You're not open, you're licentious! But this man is too tragic!" Li Bo didn't gloat, but felt a little sympathetic.
The man accounted for two of the three major infection routes, and it is estimated that there is a high probability that he is the victim.
This woman is also taking revenge on the society, knowing that she has the virus, she goes out to harm others.Men are also disrespectful, and it is their own fault.
This reminded Li Bo of a joke. A man saw a beautiful woman on the bridge and wanted to jump into the river, so he told the beautiful woman that you are going to die anyway, let me have a good time.
Unexpectedly, the beauty looked at the man and agreed, and a week later, the man stood on the bridge instead.
Zhang Feipeng: "Luckily among misfortunes, he should thank the person who broke his good deeds. He found out that blocking drugs were used in time, and whether he can successfully recover depends on fate!"
Well, Zhang Feipeng knows a lot. Li Bo only found out what blocking drugs are after searching Baidu.
Li Bo wondered if they knew this, did they know that there might be such a day, there would be too many pussies, so stay away from them in the future!
……
Thank you for your big first order, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
Li Bo went downstairs and walked aimlessly, the breeze was blowing, calming the ups and downs of Li Bo's mood.
The semicircle of the moon is not very bright tonight, and the sporadic moonlight falls on the earth, adding a bit of tranquility to the night.
I have obtained three of the six character equipments, and the stunts include Jingqingjue and Luohan Golden Bell, and I almost took off with a smile.
God Blessing Weapon is also available, and it also brings Cihang Pudu, which can turn over cards at critical moments.
The only thing missing is the six-speed spiritual jewelry, but I already have the earrings, and the only thing missing is the three-speed ring.
As for the baby, it is still far away from the server battle, but it is enough to have three attack pets to help the battle.
Walking, Li Bo came to the lakeside of the campus in the north, and the cool breeze blowing by the water on a May night brought a trace of refreshing.
Li Bo found a bench and sat down, leaning on the back of the chair, closing his eyes comfortably and taking a nap!
There are very few people here, most of the male college students play games in the dormitory, while the girls hang out with their boyfriends or are invited by boys to play,
The lights of the campus buildings and dormitory buildings are faintly visible in the distance. The lakeside has just been built, and the street lights are not on.
Only the moonlight provides guidance for pedestrians by blocking the stars.
"Hmm!" The faint voice in his ear made Li Bo's mind flutter!
Well, there are wild mandarin ducks playing in the water, so passionate?
No wonder some people say that college life is so good, young people are so casual, and they can stir up excitement on campus.
The hazy night, the lakeside with few people coming and going, the fresh cool breeze, it is really exciting to think about it!
Li Bo turned around to leave, but his curiosity drove his legs to grope for the source of the sound.
Li Bo felt that he was like a paparazzi at this time, and his heart was pounding, like a peeping thief.
Searching, searching, walking slowly towards the source of the sound.
In a secluded place, Li Bo saw a man and a woman with blurred eyes, probably because they were so passionate that they lost themselves.
The girl sat on the boy's lap, her skirt covering her lower body.
The vision was hazy and he couldn't see clearly. Li Bo could only see the two people hugging each other and kissing passionately.Maybe the couple was having fun, whispering, and kissing side by side.
Li Bo looked far into the distance, but the night still blocked Li Bo's farsightedness, so he couldn't see clearly.
Perhaps because they didn't pay attention, or because it was too dark, they didn't notice Li Bo's existence!
wrong!
Although I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs running.
Although Li Bo was never married or had a girlfriend in his previous life, he had watched quite a few emotional dramas.
While watching, Li Bo pointed inwardly, as if trying to figure it out and comparing it with the short movie.
It was so exciting. I didn’t expect that I went out for a walk to calm down my mood, but ended up feeling even more excited.
After watching for a while, Li Bo had a strong urge to do bad things in his heart!
"What are you doing!" Li Bo yelled at the two from a distance, then turned around and ran away in a panic!
what!what!
A scream, a scream!
Sure enough, the two were not just kissing, it wasn't a scream of biting their tongues or biting their lips, Li Bo's guess was right!
Dog men and women!
After running far away, Li Bo stopped to take a breath, and grinned as he thought about what happened just now.
I just wanted to be quiet for a while, but I met someone who bullied the single.
How could this be tolerated, Li Bo felt the pleasure of getting his revenge!
Let's go, I hope this man doesn't leave any sequelae!
Hey!
……
Li Bo went shopping for a while, and when he returned, he transferred 1 red envelopes to Chuanmei.
Chu Meimei thanked Li Bo for the gift, this month's perfume bag money should be available!
Chuanmei has a feeling of being taken care of. Other anchors and house managers pay two to three thousand a month, and I envy many people for eight thousand a month.
Broadcasting for Li Bo, from time to time, a red envelope will be delivered, and the boss will get a share of the gifts. This is not a guarantee but what it is!
"Sanpi, what did you do just now?" Liu Weijia was gnawing on the roast chicken.
This guy actually ordered such a big meal for supper. Could it be that he wants to stay up all night again?
"I didn't do anything, I went for a stroll on campus, what's wrong?" Li Bo was a little abrupt when asked by Liu Weijia.
"Breaking news, super breaking news! The school forums are going crazy!" Liu Weijia was startled, and then laughed.
"What news?" Li Bo thought in his heart after speaking, "It can't be something good I did."
"There was a field battle by the lakeside of the campus, and when they walked to the place, they were screamed and almost frightened.
Sent to the hospital for examination, and guess what? "After Liu Weijia finished speaking, he laughed like a pig, and Zhang Feipeng and Huang Bin also smiled knowingly, quite obscenely.
"What's the matter, won't you be injured?" Li Bo asked nervously with a thump in his heart.
Li Bo just wanted to play a prank, don't make a big deal out of it.
"It would be fine if it was just an injury. The woman was tested for HIV, and the man passed out on the spot! Are you kidding?" Liu Weijia gloated in his sympathy.
"Damn it, the man is quite hurt by this! Let it be over for the rest of his life!" Li Bo thought in his heart.
Li Bo knew about HIV when he was in junior high and high school biology, and he kept saying: "It's too dangerous to rent a house in college, it's better to be single!"
Li Bo is suddenly glad that he has been single for many years, who knows how complicated the outside world is.
"The woolen thing, that's the man's own doing, looking for pheasants outside, and looking for excitement without taking safety measures!
How can there be such a good thing in this world, happiness will not come too suddenly! " Liu Weijia heard Li Bo's words meant something, and hurriedly explained.
"You are so experienced, you won't also..." Li Bo jumped away from Liu Weijia immediately.
"Fuck you, I'm a decent person, not what you think!" Liu Weijia wanted to cover up, but his defense was weak.
"You are serious about your uncle. In the three years of college, the person who has talked with three junior girls and one senior girl is considered a serious person?" Li Bo couldn't help complaining.
In three years of college, how dare you say that you are a serious person when you talk about four girlfriends?
"Isn't it normal for a man to love a woman? Can you be more open-minded?" Liu Weijia pointed out that Li Bo was once again caused by feudal ideas.
"You're not open, you're licentious! But this man is too tragic!" Li Bo didn't gloat, but felt a little sympathetic.
The man accounted for two of the three major infection routes, and it is estimated that there is a high probability that he is the victim.
This woman is also taking revenge on the society, knowing that she has the virus, she goes out to harm others.Men are also disrespectful, and it is their own fault.
This reminded Li Bo of a joke. A man saw a beautiful woman on the bridge and wanted to jump into the river, so he told the beautiful woman that you are going to die anyway, let me have a good time.
Unexpectedly, the beauty looked at the man and agreed, and a week later, the man stood on the bridge instead.
Zhang Feipeng: "Luckily among misfortunes, he should thank the person who broke his good deeds. He found out that blocking drugs were used in time, and whether he can successfully recover depends on fate!"
Well, Zhang Feipeng knows a lot. Li Bo only found out what blocking drugs are after searching Baidu.
Li Bo wondered if they knew this, did they know that there might be such a day, there would be too many pussies, so stay away from them in the future!
……
Thank you for your big first order, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
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