Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 1 Straight Man Zheng Zhi (The style starts from the beginning, please be patient)

Zheng Zhi is a straight man, today is the day of his college entrance examination, and the subject of the current test is mathematics.

"Dingling bell" as the bell rang, Zheng Zhishang quickly handed in the test paper and ran to the school gate. After taking the test all morning, he was a little hungry.He ran so fast that he didn't see a few people around when he walked out of the school gate. As soon as he reached the school gate, Zheng Zhi was stopped by a reporter.

"Student, can I interview you?" the reporter asked.

"Why is it me who is interviewing?" Zheng Zhi was a little surprised, he felt that he was not special.

"You are the first candidate I have seen who passed the exam." The reporter explained to him.

Zheng Zhi saw that there were several reporters around who were interviewing other students, so he nodded and said, "Okay." Although he was very hungry, an interview would not waste much time, so he agreed after thinking about it.

"Did you encounter anything unexpected during the exam?"

"Well, I didn't encounter any unexpected things during the exam, but there was one after the exam."

"Well, can you tell me more about it?"

Zheng Zhi was also generous and didn't shy away from it, so he told the reporter what happened when he just ran out of the classroom, "When I was leaving the exam room, I met a girl crying in front of me who was faster than me turning in the paper, so I went up Take care of her."

"I said classmate, did you encounter any sad things?"

"She said she didn't do the last question."

"I thought that I didn't do the last question. It must be a little less. Then I comforted her right away. It's okay. The last question is so simple. Doing it is also an insult to IQ."

"I don't know why she heard my words, but ran away crying, but now that I think about it, maybe it was because of my concern at the time, and she was so moved, she was embarrassed to cry in front of me and walked away Right." Zheng Zhi felt a little regretful, and told the reporter what he was thinking, "Maybe if I had caught up with him and had a good chat with him, she would have been overwhelmed by my concern and become my girlfriend."

"So, how easy is the last question?" The reporter then asked.

"Ah, the last question, I just took a look at it. First take the logarithm, then reverse the numerator and denominator, split the phase, and then subtract them. I reacted, which caused me to lose a chance to have a girlfriend." Zheng Zhi couldn't help but sigh.

…(⊙o⊙)…The reporter looked at him with such an expression, and then asked, “Have you never had a girlfriend before?
"Well, indeed." Zheng Zhi ended the interview with some shame. He felt that he had failed in his life not having a girlfriend in high school.

"Huh", after walking out of the school gate for a while, he suddenly found that the girl in front of him was the one who had been accosted by him and ran away just now. Drill four-wheel drive.But Zheng Zhi, who was standing not far away, saw it. Zheng Zhi's eyesight is excellent. He glanced at the owner of the car holding the steering wheel with both hands, but his head was tilted on the seat. What's going on? Could it be "fatigue driving" ,Fell asleep?
Zheng Zhi quickly calculated in his mind, the distance between the car and the girl is 80 meters, the speed of the car is 13.89 meters per second, and I am 30 meters away from the girl. Now I start to run at a speed of 6.7 meters per second, then I push that The success rate of girls and leaving by themselves should be [-]%.

[If I save that girl, she might fall in love with me for saving her life and become my girlfriend. I have already missed an opportunity just now, and this time, I must not miss it again. ] Thinking about this in his heart, Zheng Zhi acted quickly.

"Huhu" Zheng Zhi ran in front of the girl in three steps and two steps, ready to hold her away from the collision of the four-wheel drive vehicle.

And that girl just raised her head, saw Zheng Zhi running over, pushed him backwards and cried loudly, "I was run away because of your ridicule, why are you still chasing me? "

[? ? ? ] Zheng Zhi had three question marks in his heart. The girl was pushed away by him, but he was pushed in front of the Audi Double Diamond [-]WD by the girl. He looked at the girl who was pushed away from the Audi Double Diamond [-]WD, and then looked at The Audi twin-diamond four-wheel drive that rushed towards him remembered that passage again.

"If only love were this simple..."

By the way, why can a four-wheel drive kill me? Am I a weakling?
(End of this chapter)