Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 12 Binding
A lot of rewards followed in the live broadcast room.The popularity also ushered in a skyrocketing surge, breaking through 8 again.

"What's going on here, I just saw crazy rewards when I came in."

"This live broadcast room has been pinned to the top. Is this a live broadcast or something, singing and dancing?"

"If you want to see the singing and dancing in the upper right corner, it's the Desert Island Survival Channel."

"What's so good about singing and dancing? Although I used to watch it a lot, now I'm obsessed with survival and nature. It's comfortable."

Seeing a large number of new water friends entering, Zheng Zhi also explained his origins to the new water friends. "I, Zheng Zhi, am a desert island survival anchor. I was originally a passenger on the luxury cruise ship GTR444. Now the luxury cruise ship sank, and the anchor was stranded on a desert island. Now I am going to find some materials on the island to complete the appetizer With 7 courses of vegetables, staple food, meat, wine, soup, fruit, and dessert, prepare a big meal in the evening.”

"Fuck, I'm really convinced, I'm going to be banned for bragging like this."

"Food anchor???"

"I pretended to believe everything else. I can't even fool myself about what happened to the drinks. I believe you a ghost."

"The anchor is definitely living on a desert island, not traveling on a desert island, or bragging on a desert island???"

"This is the second day of my live broadcast. Whether you are a newcomer or a water friend who watched my live broadcast yesterday, you may not know my strength. After all, I have hidden too deeply, and now I can no longer hide Alright, I’ll show you my strength today. Do the water friends in the live broadcast room dare to bet with me?” Zheng Zhi hurriedly asked the system while responding to the water friends, because even he himself didn’t believe that there was alcohol on this island this thing.

"Clearly tell the host that there is alcohol on the island." The existence of alcohol adds a bit of confidence to complete the task.

"Come on, come on, I'll bet 20 rockets, and I'll bet that the anchors won't be able to make it all up."

"10000 blood bottles are not enough to bet on the anchor, and the blood of the anchor is emptied."

"My [Gambling King Song Qingshu] also set up a gamble, betting that I can eat the flat peaches of the Queen Mother tomorrow."

"Why is this hot anchor acting crazy (▼へ▼メ)."

"Since all the water friends don't believe it, then I, the wet king, Zheng Zhi, also want to express my determination by singing." Zheng Zhi raised his head 45 degrees to look up at the sky, and a strong tide emanated from him.

you have your rules
I have my choice
you deny my anger
I decide my style
You laugh at me for living on a desert island with nothing

I'm glad you're not blinded by my talent

Pretend to be a lonely journey

Questioning and ridicule are indispensable on the road
so what
As long as the pretense is successful

can slap you in the face

I'm Zheng Zhi
i bring myself salt
"Day, this is the worst time I've ever been hacked by Juqian Youpin"

"Are you forcing the king?"

"Did you hear that, just obey the anchor, as long as you succeed in pretending to be coercive, you will be slapped in the face severely."

"Of course, I don't want you to gamble so big. Small bets will make you happy, but big bets will hurt your health. If you lose, just pay attention, collect and add cards, and increase my popularity. If I lose, I will How about cursing yourself that you can never return to human society again."

"I'm convinced, but the host can't go back without making this bet."

"It was already cold."

"Although your bet is very insincere, but your bet is more difficult to achieve, I bet Guipi [-] to accept it."

"There is no sincerity. I am close to betting my life if I don't return to human society this time. Isn't it cruel to grow old alone on a deserted island? Oh, no, it's two people, and the other is a star Song Yi."

"I really want to trade with the anchor, give me a desert island and a goddess, and I can create a country."

"What, the star Song Yi is also on this deserted island?"

"Let go of that anchor, I'm going to swap with the anchor."

"Haha, I'm convinced. Anchor, your life is not in your own hands. It depends on when God can bring the anchor back."

"Water friends, jokes are jokes. Since I have made this bet, I will definitely do my best to complete it. Appetizers, staple food, meat, wine, soup, fruit, and dessert are seven dishes, and I just caught this deer, plus my campsite and the green awn I found yesterday, so the meat and fruit in the 7 dishes are basically completed." Zheng Zhi explained, walking towards the stoned deer. Blind deer.

"Shui friends, it seems that I am very lucky. This is a doe, and it is a deer in the milking period." Zheng Zhi squeezed out some deer milk and showed it to the water friends in front of the camera.

"This luck is too good."

"Throwing a stone casually can scare a deer to death. There is deer milk on the deer. I'm afraid the anchor is not the chosen one."

"Anyway, I can accept anything the anchor does, except for wine."

"Just set up a falg upstairs, watch out for anchors hanging out at the beach, two bottles of wine will wash up on the shore."

"Suck, it's so scary when I think about it."

"However, I have to find other ingredients now. I don't have time to cook this doe. It is inconvenient to carry it on my body. I am afraid that it will run away after waking up. If I kill this doe, it will also cause food shortage. The fresh, bloody smell will also attract other hunters." Zheng Zhi pretended to be thinking, "Then the important point is coming, so I will show my unique skills at this time. Bind PLAY!"

"Bundled PLAY, 2333333"

"Report, report, porn anchor."

"It's like bundling PLAY, I'm like a primary school student, I don't know anything."

"Wow, keep your eyes open and wait for the unique skill."

"Is the anchor's name really Zheng Zhi? I believe in your evil. Let's change the anchor's name to Zheng (Zhen) Xie."

Zheng Zhi went to the deer and tied the deer to a small tree next to it.

"It's time to bundle the PLAY." Zheng Zhi patted the dust on his hands, and looked at his masterpiece with approval.

"Is this binding PLAY? Putting a rope around a deer's neck?"

"What about bundled PLAY?"

"According to what the anchor said, before I go out for a dog walk every day, I give my dog ​​a bundled PLAY?"

"At first I thought the host was a friendly army, but I didn't expect the host to be the real spy. I didn't report it just now, but now I really report it."

"I don't know what the water friends in the live broadcast room are thinking. As I said just now, the key point is coming, the key point is bundling. And don't you know, PLAY means start. You often play games, click PLAY , the game starts, doesn’t PLAY mean the beginning. Putting it together is the beginning of binding, and now the binding is over.” Zheng Zhi spread his hands.

"Chinglish, authentic translation."

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People need to consume a lot of water every day. The water taken by the lake yesterday is almost used up. Going to fetch water again will be on this trip.

"Water friends, this time I'm going to the lake yesterday to fetch water again, but in view of the threat of the crocodile in the lake yesterday, I decided to kill a crocodile to make up for the damage they did to my heart." That's right, when he got the mission, he had deleted many, many ingredients he had encountered in his mind.The crocodile was one of them that he took a fancy to.Crocodile skin can add a fashionable belt when making clothes. The soup made of crocodile meat and skin is delicious and delicious, with a hint of sea umami.Moreover, crocodiles are easier to hunt in his analysis and experience.

"Hey, I thought the host was going to say, I decided not to fetch water."

"How did the anchor kill a crocodile this time, I will be a fan of the anchor for the rest of my life."

"The anchor is frantically testing on the verge of death, and I am swinging between pink and black."

(End of this chapter)