Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 143 The Match Seller
(Ask for a wave of recommended tickets)

Originally, Zheng Zhi boasted that he was the key to open Pandora's Box, but it turned out that his key might be a pirated version, and he couldn't even get on the train.

"Hey, stop the car. You stop the car for me. Damn, I originally had to check the personnel before deciding whether to get on. How dare this train slap me in the face? I, Zheng Zhi, also have a temper? I must get on it today. This train." The frustrated Zheng Zhi chased after the train.

The water friends who saw this scene were all laughing. This kind of TV show is a masterpiece. The protagonist dies in the first episode, and then the whole show ends.

"23333."

"I was frightened by this scene at first, thinking that something like an alien would pop out when opening the door, but now the door doesn't even need to be opened."

"Maybe the host is too ugly to fit the aesthetics of the train, so the train slipped away?"

"Nuhide, trains can also yo-yo."

Shuiyou [I am the truth] shouted: "No, according to my high IQ speculation after watching 700 episodes of Children's Cases Solving, boarding this kind of train requires a special ticket, and the hosts don't have a special ticket, so this kind of train by They can't board special trains."

Since the train has just started, it doesn't run fast. In addition, Zheng Zhi's physical fitness is strong, and the speed is obviously higher than that of the train that just started.After another 10 seconds of chasing, Zheng Zhi jumped up, grabbed the railing of the car, and finally boarded the train. Then he used Hun Tian Ling to kill the two stupid teams who were chasing behind him. Once pulled on the train.

Shuiyou: "23333, those who just said that they need special tickets will be beaten when they come out."

[I am the truth] continued: "It may be possible to board the train, but the door is welded, and the door cannot be opened..."

While the water friend was still talking, Zheng Zhi had already opened the car door. He first carefully observed the situation inside, and found that there was not even a single person in the car they were in, so he went straight into the car.

Water friend: "23333, the car door is welded to death, come out again and get beaten."

[I am the truth] changed its name to [I am the face-slapped monster]...

The carriage is no different from the old-fashioned train carriage seen in the movie, but the tables and chairs are all made of iron, and there are no soft cushions on them. Zheng Zhi took off his gloves and touched it. It was a bit cold, If you don't wear winter clothes, normal people would not dare to sit on this kind of chair.If you are not careful, your clothes will stick to it, and maybe the meat on your butt will stick to it too.

Er stupid saw Zheng Zhi touching the table with his hands, and wanted to learn from the master. At the same time, in order to show his superiority, he stretched out his tongue to lick the table. In an instant, because of the low temperature of the iron table, the moisture condensed, causing his big tongue to sag. It was firmly glued to the iron table, Zheng Zhi, who was touching the table while watching this scene, what?I don't understand, why are you doing this?
Erdu wanted to pull out his tongue, but his tongue was firmly stuck, and he cried out in pain when he pulled it out, and the tongue was stretched, which caused the saliva to flow down unstoppably, which made the place in contact with the iron table A block of crushed ice formed, and the stickiness became stronger and stronger.What is an old iron?We licked the iron together, we bleed together.Er stupid's little brother, the big wolf pulled Er stupid's thigh to try to pull it off the table, but every time he pulled it out, Er stupid let out a shrill cry, which frightened him so much that he dared not use force.The second and third wolves walked around it in a panic, wanting to help but didn't know where to start.Only the stupidest little brother, Coyote Ren, fully interpreted the word "Lao Tie". It stretched out two paws to give its boss a 666.

It seems that because their tongue-pulling movement made too much noise, it attracted the attention of other creatures. The door connecting the other compartments was opened and a pale creature walked in.Everyone turned their heads and looked, stunned for an instant, and the noise fell silent. Even Erduan, who had been howling, forgot the pain because he saw this creature, and was forcefully pulled out his tongue by the big wolf. The creature in the first carriage is a human-shaped skeleton in a cloak.

The dried bamboo shoots of the water friend exploded: "Fuck."

"Turn off the screen, turn off the screen."

"Mom, I was so scared that I passed out."

"Then upstairs, are you sleepwalking now? Can you still type when you faint, or are you going to faint after posting the barrage, really stupid."

"I suspect the train is a haunted house themed train and the skeleton is played by someone else."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, a democratic society can't see this thing."

When Ran Qiqi saw this creature, her lips trembled in fright.Holding Zheng Zhi's arm tightly with both hands, "Zheng, Zheng Zhi, let's run away now, can we come in time?"

Zheng Zhi didn't feel good when he saw this thing. He observed the skeleton carefully. It was a skeleton. There was no one around, and there was no string controlling it. Could it be that it was really a skeleton creature?Zheng Zhi's vigilance has reached the highest level, and he put his hand on the dagger at his waist, ready to fight back against it.

However, the skeleton who was guarded by them opened his mouth and said: "These guests? Do you need a box of matches?" As soon as these words came out, Ran Qi's seven souls were almost frightened. They could walk alone It's already very strange to cry. I didn't expect this skeleton to be able to speak at all. Of course, he spoke English.Zheng Zhi’s basic survival gift package included 8 languages, and Ran Qiqi knew English very well because he lived in country R for several years when he was a child, and both of them could understand what he was saying.

Because the skeleton started to speak, Zheng Zhi was slightly relieved.What he is most afraid of is the extremely powerful reckless creature that rushes up without saying a word and beats it up.As long as you can communicate about anything, victory is inevitable. After all, Zheng Zhi has always believed that the benevolent is invincible, and justice must win.

Zheng Zhi cupped his fists first, and asked cautiously: "My dear friend, what is your name?"

The little skull quickly waved his hand and said: "You are too polite, others call me the little skull who sells matches, this customer, do you need a box of matches?" Show Road.

"No, no." Zheng Zhi quickly shook his head, seeing such a strangely colored match, he seriously doubted whether this kind of match would explode like a bomb when it was ignited and thrown out.

Seeing Zheng Zhi's resolute refusal, the little match seller did not give up. The phosphorescence in his eyes turned around, and he set his target on Erdu.The little skull directly broke off his ribs and pointed to it and said, "Guest, since you don't want matches, what about the bones? 150-year-old bones, very crunchy to the bite, and don't clog your teeth. I believe your pet will like it." to eat."

(End of this chapter)