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Chapter 156 Two Stupid Upcoming Matches

"The moose team is outrageous."

"We're going to make them look good."

"Bandits play, kicking snowballs into pieces yourself and smashing other people's snowballs." The players of the elk team became annoyed, and rushed forward to accuse the players of the moose team.

"What are you doing, do you want to fight?" The moose players came up to accuse their own elk players, and they even bent their arms "DuangDuang" twice, using chest muscle vibrations to intimidate the elk players.

"This game is about playing snowball, not fighting. Let's reason with you. Why are you so barbaric?" The vibration of the moose's chest muscles reminded these elk of the horrors they had faced. The moose patriarch used his chest muscles to pinch the moose to stun it. Fear suddenly made his voice quieter.

"Don't beep, if you have the ability to win against us, you will be really powerful if you win the game." After the moose finished speaking, they returned to their positions and launched a second wave of attack at the same time.

This time the attack was initiated by the four players of the Moose team who kicked the snowball. This time they learned from the experience and lessons of the last time they kicked the ball. They rolled a football-sized snowball before serving. Sure enough, the start this time It went smoothly. None of the four Moose players kicked their own snowballs. However, the Elk players did not stand still. When the four snowballs were kicked halfway, the five Moose players put them down one after another. With the snowball in his hand, he went to intercept.

"Pa" First, a Moose player fell to the ground and made a tackle, successfully kicking a snowball that had crossed the line. The Moose player whose snowball was kicked saw his hard-working masterpiece being broken, his eyes turned red, and he let out a cry. Roaring, "Looking for death", it raised its shoulders and slammed into the opponent in front of it with all its strength, knocking the player away with a "bump".Seeing that their teammates were so powerful, the remaining three Elks players also put down the snowballs on their feet in a tacit understanding, and charged towards the opponents in front of them. "Bang Bang Bang" made three sounds in succession. The remaining three Elks players The players flew away in response, lying in a pile of snow one by one, while the only remaining Elks player quickly shouted to the referee to report.

"Second idiot, I report the players of the Moose team to bump into others, and I request that they be disqualified for the foul."

"???" Since a table of snacks had just been served, Erzui jumped into the pile of snacks and ate it. Now when he raised his head, he saw the disciples of the Elk Team lying on the ground one by one, completely unaware of what had just happened. What happened in an instant, "Hmm" After 2 seconds of thinking, the second idiot came up with the "correct answer". "You guys are trying to fight against each other. This is definitely a case of cheating." I just lowered my head and looked at my chicken wings and took two bites. How come all your team members fell down?There is only one answer and that is that the Elks players felt that they could not beat the Elks, so they pretended to fall and wanted the referee to declare a foul on their opponent and get the score.In this case, then I announced, "Four players of the Elk team committed technical fouls. I directly judged that the players of the Elk team won the game. Let us congratulate the Elk team."

"Pfft..." After hearing the answer, the only surviving elk team player spat out a mouthful of deer blood, and followed in the footsteps of his teammates.

"????" Just won?We have only just started, and the five moose players turned their heads to look at each other, and there was no real sense of victory at all. You must know that the competition for Sanlu milk powder in previous years was not a bloody fight, even if they Most of the moose tribe are muscular men, and they will lose their physical strength bit by bit by the elk and reindeer tribes, and even face their agility and distress, but this time they won with just two hits ?
"Applause, applause." Two Stupid shouted, "Papa Papa" vigorously puffed up the dog's paw. "Oh oh oh" the surrounding spectators also came to their senses and applauded one after another. The other members of the Elk tribe walked into the venue dejectedly and carried out the tribe members who were lying in the venue.

Looking at the moose clansmen with bruised noses and swollen faces on the stretcher, Camel Tower Heavenly King approached Michelin Tire a little ashamedly, and whispered in its ear: "Tire, is it too much for our moose clan to do this? Look at your family. Those children of my school were all knocked into this way, I should have told my boys back then, and told them to be merciful."

The patriarch of the elk quickly shook his head: "Heavenly King, you can't say it. This is just right. I don't want the child to be caught in the jar. Compared with previous years, this year is much more merciful. In previous years, there were family members who sacrificed their lives. This year, it's just a bruised nose and a swollen face."

"That's different. In previous years, it was to train real fighters, but this year it's just acting."

"It's nothing to get hurt, as long as you get back the milk tank, all the sacrifices are worth it. Forget it, don't talk about it, stay away from me, if others find out that we have a good relationship, it will affect the next plan."

The camel tower king could only helplessly retreat to his seat. Just in time to see Erzuo turning around to check the situation, he gave it a ferocious look to express his mood. The frightened Erzui quickly raised his eyes and responded with a shocked expression. Went back.Of course, in the eyes of the moose leader, it was responding to its own ferocity with its ferocity. [Sure enough, this idiot is a experienced warrior, and aura interference will not have any effect, so it is better not to do useless efforts. 】The Camel Tower King once again confirmed this point and silently lowered his head and stopped interfering.

[Oh my god, the look in this deer’s eyes is so scary] Er Chou’s frightened little paws gently pinched the feathers of the chicken next to him. 【Hey, I miss my master so much.It’s really uncomfortable for me to come to a place like this and accept the intimidation from others. It feels like they are going to come up and beat me if I say a wrong word. It is more relaxed and happy to hide behind the owner and be a 666 salted fish. 】

Feeling Erzui tugging on his feathers, Ji Wuming realized something: "Mr. Erzui, do you also think that the Moose team should be the winner of this snowball competition? I think so too. In the end we The Eridi team will be led by you to compete against the strongest team of the Deer clan. Are you afraid that we will also have a hard time facing the Moose team?"

"???"What?When did I say that I would lead you on the field? I just want to be a salty fish and shout "666" here. Being a referee is already very draining on my nerves. If I go on the field, I will be suffocated.

Seeing Er Zhu not talking, Ji Wuming understood even more, and told his younger brother: "Master Er Stupid, don't worry, our chicken guards are all elites, even if the moose team is strong, they are not our opponents. Chicken guards, start now!" Do warm-up exercises, and later we will face the final winner of the snowball competition with Mr. Two Stupids and win the championship trophy."

Hey, did you make a mistake, I didn't speak!Also, if you yell at me, there is no way I can refuse.

(End of this chapter)