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Chapter 158 Free Throw
Er Zhu, who is both a referee and a player, strolled to the center of the court: "Since the Moose team fouled, they should make free throws. This free throw should be made by Er Zhu myself. And I think free throws should be defended with an empty goal. ?”

"I don't agree." For an empty-net free throw, you must know that the foul committed by the Hunchback King is right in front of the goal. If it is an empty-net free throw, as long as the idiot touches the snowball with his foot, he will be able to score, which is equivalent to giving away 1 point.

"That's right, sir, there are no free throws for free throws. The goalkeeper's responsibility is to defend against free throws and to attack and defend. Now they can't even defend free throws. At least half of their usefulness is lost." Afterwards, he used his own reasoning to conquer the audience many times, causing many Lu Clan people to call Erduan Master Erduan and give him a bit of respect.

"Yes, I can't agree. Isn't this kind of free throw a free throw?"

"Unless the two idiotic adults speak out their own truth, we will not agree."

Hearing that everyone was supporting it, Tuota Tianwang disappeared from the loss just now, raised his head, straightened his chest, and stiffened his waist. After all, it seems that the second stupid team has won the upper point, but Isn't the score 0 to 0? There is nothing remarkable about the advantage of tongue.

"You're right." As soon as Er Zhu's words came out, the Camel Tower King suddenly felt a little panicked, and his back, which had been straight just now, bent in fright.Er stupid continued: "Since the Tuota King thinks that free throws need to be defended, then I will send someone to defend and let you take 10 penalty kicks. As long as you can score 1 goal, then use the goalkeeper defense system for free throws. How do you feel about defending with an empty goal?"

"Wow, 10 into 1 is fine, this bet is a bit unfair."

"Team Moose, promise it and give it some good looks."

"Give it some color and let them know how powerful our deer clan is."

For such a bet, the Camel Tower King would certainly accept it. "Are you looking down on me? Could it be that I can't score 10 out of 1 goals? I will take this bet."

"Okay." Erzu nodded and called Ji Wuming.

Ji Wuming clasped his fists: "Sir, do you want me to be the goalkeeper to defend this snowball?"

"You don't need it at all, you... like this." Erdu whispered a few words in its ear.

"Yes." Ji Wuming cupped his fists and turned to leave.

After a while, it found a human-shaped stand from nowhere and placed it in front of Xueqiu.Because the free throw was right at the gate of the ball, the moving position of the man-shaped stand could be completely close to the snowball used for the free throw, completely sealing off all the attacking routes of the snowball.

"That's good." Seeing that the human-shaped signboard had been set up, Erzi walked back to his table in a swaggering manner, poured a glass of water into his own cup, then picked up the kettle and drank the entire bottle of water.

"Hey, it's too insulting to the deer, it's too insulting to the deer, once, twice, three times. The insult I received today has surpassed the insult that the Camel Tower King has received throughout the year." It angrily walked in front of Snowball, holding back Unable to hold back the strength of his body, he kicked his feet vigorously, and with a "touch", there was a loud noise on the snowball, and the whole snowball was kicked off by it, and its big feet were kicked away even with the human-shaped stand.

Snowball is something that can be thrown or pushed, but the subtle tricks of kicking snowballs such as upside-down golden hooks and curved shots are simply dreaming.

Kicking the snowball naturally meant that the free throw was a failure. Ji Wuming ran over slowly, picked up the human-shaped sign, and placed it in its original position again: "If the person standing in front of you is a player, then you will The foot already belongs to a malicious attacking player."

Camel tower king viciously straightened up and stood up the sign: "You don't need to remind me, I know." After that, he stood back to his original position and continued his free throw.

Camel Tower King followed up his own free throws one after another. The second ball was too weak and only made the snowball shake.The third ball kicked the snowball with too much force, the fourth ball rolled and was blocked by the stand, and the fifth ball kicked the stand again. ……… On the 10th goal, the Tuota Tianwang, who had not scored the previous 9 goals, lost his mind and kicked half of the human-shaped stand.The human-shaped stand is spiraling in the sky, and it has experienced a 720-degree stand. It fell on the ground stably. Due to a part of the break, the stand on the human-shaped stand that was originally covered by Ji Wuming with a white paper also revealed its true colors. The picture on the card turned out to be a husky, and the husky was sticking out its tongue and squinting ahead, with a few words written on its head.

"Young man, you must be afraid."

"Puff puff puff." Camel Tower Heavenly King was so angry that he spat out blood, took three steps back and sat down on the ground, a little sluggish.

"Have you seen it? What I put in front of the Moose team is just a standing sign, but the Moose team took 10 shots and failed to score a goal. This shows how difficult it is to take penalty kicks. Now I propose to use the empty goal penalty kick method. Do you have any objections to the rules of the competition?"

"No, no more."

"Let's go empty. The goalkeeper doesn't even need it. Just put a sign to block all the balls. The difficulty of free throws is too high."

"Is it tall? I think the Camel Tower King may be too good. He is a powerful figure, without any technical content, colored pen."

The Camel Tower King has always been the goal of all members of the moose tribe. When was it ridiculed by its tribe?

"You see, 10 goals and 1 goal can't be scored, so according to the bet, free throws have to follow the empty goal defense system." Erdu took out a snowball and placed it on the goal door. With a light push, the snowball rolled into it. In the goal, it was 1-0.

The audience outside the court shook their heads helplessly.I don’t know whether I feel sorry for the Camel Tower King or because my guess didn’t come true.

The main general suffered such a serious injury, and the second stupid team made a free throw goal, and the morale of the Moose team suffered a blow.

Er Duan, who had won one point, was enjoying his self-indulgence, when the sound of "creak, creak" came from behind him.After teasing again and again, the rules of the game again and again, the blocked camel tower king couldn't give full play, like a mad cow trapped in a maze, his head was smashed and bloody, and there was an anger in his heart that urgently needed to be vented.

"You guys forced me, you guys forced me, must I use the ultimate trick, don't you? Open your eyes and let me see. In the face of real power, all schemes and tricks are useless."

Camel Tower Heavenly King spewed blood from his mouth, but the spout of blood boosted his spirits, and he decided to go all out to defeat the two stupid team in one fell swoop.The king of the camel tower pushed down his nearest teammate, the camel iron, and then centered on the camel iron, put the camel iron on the ground and spun it crazily, so that the snowflakes were fully attached to the camel iron, and used the camel iron to make a tactical ball. With the camel iron as the core, the starting point of the snowball is very large. After a while, a snowball as tall as a person is rolled up. Once the snowball is pushed, no one can stop it All the obstacles in the way will be washed away by the snowball.Moreover, hitting someone with the ball does not break the rules of the game. The King of the Camel Tower has thought of everything he can think of for this ball, and nothing can stop him. This point belongs to the Moose team.

(End of this chapter)