Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 20

After eating and drinking, Zheng Zhi lay happily on the beach, looking at the stars and listening to the sound of the waves.

"Have you finished eating?" Song Yi came over, she was a little embarrassed to ask this question, and she didn't know what was going on in her mind.

"It's over, let's be 8% full." This meal directly ate a pot of bean noodles, half a roast venison, two crocodile legs, 6 green awns, and a gourd of wine. It's okay to eat.

"It's only 8 minutes full?"

"Yeah, and you, you're full too."

"Eating you big-headed ghost, I'm full of you."

"Aren't you full? Didn't you take your food with you when you left? You're not full like this. How can you eat so well?" Zheng Zhi looked at her questioningly, like looking at a fat dog. pig.

"How can I eat so much? Why don't you tell me about you? When I left, you ate up so many things, and you were only 8% full. You are more pig than a pig." Song Yi blushed. , said angrily. "As for the things I brought back, I threw them away." She did bring back a large piece of venison leg and a bowl of crocodile broth, but it was impossible to throw them away, and she ate them all. She didn't eat at noon, and she was only half full after eating these two things. [It's so annoying, I'm still a little hungry, I would have turned against him if I knew I was full, and there is nothing wrong with delicious food, eating more can still make him angry. 】She thought of the delicious crocodile broth and roasted deer legs that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and couldn't help swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva.

After farting and chatting with the water friends, we finally ushered in the second night on the deserted island.

"System, I used the 7-course task reward."

Quanzhen teaches inner strength method: The inner strength method from the Legend of the Condor Heroes has long-lasting inner strength, minimal side effects, slightly increases the effect of returning qi, and has a slight effect on healing injuries.

After learning Quanzhen's inner strength method, a warm current gushed out from the body, which merged with the inner strength of Wuxingquan, forming a larger tributary, which was about 5 times larger than the original.

"Hey, Zheng Zhi, are you asleep?"

Zheng Zhi was still sitting on his bed, feeling the flow of inner strength in his body, when he was interrupted by Song Yi who was sleeping next to him.

"What's wrong?" He was a little unhappy. Children always have a period of freshness when they get newly bought toys. Now Zheng Zhi's inner energy belongs to the freshness period. He finally has time to play with it, and he has to be beaten. Song Yi was interrupted.

"I can't sleep, what should I do?"

"You said the same thing yesterday. Later, when you ran out and were frightened by the mice, you fell asleep when you came back. Do you need me to catch a mouse for you to play with and help you fall asleep?"

"Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell." Song Yi turned her head away not wanting to see him again, every time she talked to him, her chest was tight.

"Okay, okay, then let me tell you how to solve my friend who can't sleep."

"Then you say it." Song Yi turned her head, ready to give him another chance.

"Foreigners count sheep when they can't sleep."

"Huh? Then I count sheep to sleep too?"

"No, because in foreign countries, the word for sleep is sleep, and the word for sheep is sheep. The two words have similar pronunciations, so counting sheep can act as a mental cue to signal oneself to sleep. In China, we count dumplings, dumplings and sleep. The pronunciation is similar." Zheng Zhi paused.

"Counting dumplings, is this method effective?"

"Of course it works, because counting dumplings, counting, you will feel hungry, and then the more you count, the hungrier you will be. At this time, you endure and continue to count, and you will faint from hunger. I fell asleep at this time, what a good way."

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"Ah!!!!!!!" Even after being ruthlessly defeated again and again, Song Yi's heart became wider and wider, and she could bear more things, but even so, he still felt that her lungs were severely hurt this time. The impact, explosive.

"Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell." Song Yi swung his eight fists and attacked Zheng Zhi, but Zheng Zhi grabbed the back of his neck with one hand, unable to resist.

"What are you doing? My ex-high school classmate, a fat man, told me that at that time. He said he always sleeps like this, but I haven't tried it."

"He's not going to lose weight."

"Hey, how do you know?"

"Cuckoo rumbling" a burst of thunder came from nowhere.

"Strange, is it thundering outside?" Zheng Zhi turned his head to the distance, the night sky outside was clear and the moon was clearly visible, as if there was no sign of rain.

"Cuckoo." The voice came again and Zheng Zhi confirmed the source of the voice, and he turned his gaze to Song Yi who was pinching in his hand.

"My stomach is growling, I'm hungry, can't I?"

"Um..." Zheng Zhi took out the desserts made today, coconut pudding, and a piece of jerky from one side, and handed them to Song Yi.Because this food is easy to break, he originally thought that if Song Yi didn't eat it, he would eat it later by himself.

"It was prepared at dinner time. If you said you were full, I would save it."

"Wow, what is this?" Song Yi took the spoon, opened the lid made of coconut shell, revealing the orange-yellow jelly, took a spoonful and put it in her mouth to taste carefully, "Pudin, this is pudding, so sweet, you How did you do it, pudding can be made on a deserted island, it’s amazing.”

"Just break up the bird's eggs and stir well. Boil the deer milk and let it cool. Then pour the deer milk into the bird's eggs and stir quickly until it is completely combined, then add sugar to taste. Finally, steam for about 10 minutes, very simple Yes, you can do it later."

Of course, you can also do this sentence in the future. Song Yi just ignored it. [Why do you want me to do it myself? The food you make is so delicious, I will eat it, and eat you until my heart aches. 】

With the pudding, Song Yi ignored him and started to eat it with a spoon. "For the sake of you preparing desserts for me, then I will forgive you for the mistakes you made today."

"Really? Are you willing to forgive me." Zheng Zhi was moved after hearing this, but he thought about it carefully and realized that it was wrong. "Then, what mistake did I make today?" He scratched his head, unable to think of his own mistake.

Song Yi, who was still eating pudding, gasped and was almost choked by the pudding, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry, if I get angry, the pudding won't taste good." (Friendly reminder, read this novel and talk to others Don’t eat pudding and jelly when it’s time to avoid being choked (￣ε￣).)
"Eating sweets at night, will it cause tooth decay?" Even if every sentence is choked, Song Yi still has to face the difficulties (male).

"Of course it will, so I suggest you don't eat it."

"If it's impossible, I'll eat it, and I'll piss you off."

"Oh."

"After I finish eating, you accompany me to brush my teeth."

"Well, let me think about it for 8 hours."

"Not even for a minute." Song Yi paused, then continued, "No, no, no!" expressing his incomparable resentment.

(End of this chapter)