Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 47 Blood Crown Anaconda

Following the thunderous blow of the blood-crowned anaconda, the rest of the caimans were stunned by it and did not dare to attack again. The anaconda took advantage of the opportunity and retreated the crocodile swarm. They all retreated out of the entrance of Yuanxin Lake, but before they swam out of the valley, the blood-crown anaconda showed pain behind it with its head held high. Its upper body twitched, but the body that surfaced did not grow longer. It seemed that something at the bottom of the lake held its lower body, and then it dived into the water, following its As he moved, the creatures in the water also showed their figures. A pair of sharp teeth full of cold light protruded from the bottom of the lake first. Two eyes were as big as fists. The layered skin covered its body like scales, and its thick limbs were burly. Powerful, the most terrifying thing is the bottom of his tail, which has evolved a tail hammer, like an Ankylosaurus living in the age of dinosaurs, and the owner of this tail hammer turned out to be a crocodile.

Although this crocodile is not as long as the blood-crested anaconda, only 8 meters, but compared with it, the blood-crested anaconda is as slender as a chopstick, while it is a thick steel pipe. Not at all of a magnitude.

"Fuck, why did you jump out like a big black guy?"

"The anchor came out to popularize science, what kind of crocodile is this?"

"What crocodile? This is an armored dragon. Didn't you see the tail hammer? You've made a fortune, the anchor. This is a great progress in the history of Huaguo. Hurry up and notify historians to study it."

"Come on, can Ankylosaurus swim? Is it you, Ankylosaurus, who has drifted away, or my fat tiger, who can't lift the knife?"

Zheng Zhi looked at the appraisal given by the system, and he was also a little stunned, "This should be a caiman." He said the appraisal result given by the system in a daze.

"Stop lying, caiman has a tail hammer."

"Hehe, caimans are small and medium-sized crocodiles. This 8-meter-long crocodile is called a small and medium-sized crocodile? Are you fooling me when I don't have eyes?"

"As a single person, I was already very hurt today. I didn't expect to be deceived by the anchor again. I choked up."

Straight anchor 100-level: "Are you hurt? Even if I can't find a girlfriend, I don't feel sad at all when I think that there are anchors at the bottom. After all, straight men don't have girlfriends."

As soon as this sentence came out, some water friends were not happy to hear it, and a wealthy level 50 water friend [Straight Man King Mo] immediately came out to refute.

"Put P, ​​I'm also a straight man, but I have a girlfriend."

Level 100 straight male anchor: "That's because you are not straight enough. If you are as straight as the anchor, then you must not have a girlfriend."

"Then tell me, what's the best way to be straight?"

Straight anchor male level 100: "If you were out of town and your girlfriend told you that she had a fever of 39 degrees, what would you say?"

The king of straight men, Mo: "Of course I would say drink more hot water." The wealthy water friend came up with his answer. Since he knew that he was a straight man, he joined a straight men's group, which was full of straight men. Answers to various women's questions, drinking more hot water is the straight male conclusion he and his friends in the group came to.

A water friend [Beautiful Girl Shui Bingyue] heard this question and his teeth were itchy: "Yes, yes, my boyfriend is a straight man. Last time I told him that I had a fever, he told me more Drink hot water, what's the use of drinking more hot water, what I want is for him to come back and pick me up to the hospital."

Anchor straight male level 100: "Anchor, anchor, what will you say."

Zheng Zhi thought for a while, "I would say, 39 degrees, cowhide."

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"Gone?"

Zheng Zhi looked at the live broadcast camera with a curious face, and he racked his brains but couldn't think of anything other than cowhide as a compliment, "Is there anything else to say?"

"666666"

"66666"

"2333, take it, this is the difference between drinking more hot water and cowhide."

"Look at the doubtful look on the anchor's face. If I hadn't watched the anchor's live broadcast all day long and knew about the anchor, I'm afraid I would really give him an Oscar statuette."

"It turns out that cowhide is the real cowhide. I, the king of straight men, will not retreat from the world, and never dare to call myself a straight man in front of the anchor."

During the chat between Zheng Zhi and his water friends, the battle in the water also gradually changed. The caiman was biting the blood-crested anaconda in its mouth, and the blood-crested anaconda used its upper body and lower body to face the caiman respectively, forming a double attack. Binding, the muscles of the caiman's limbs are constantly expanding and shrinking, trying to break free from this bondage, but the blood-crested anaconda has used this movement to hunt prey since birth, and has already formed a habit of never ending death. The crocodile was unable to exert its full strength. At this time, its killer weapon was no longer hidden. It finally used its tail hammer. Several blood grooves, "bang bang bang" the caiman hit it with a hammer and a hammer, making it bloody.

The blood-crowned anaconda has also been beaten to its bloody nature. They are always old enemies. Ever since the blood-crowned anaconda has opened up its wisdom, there is a scene in its memory that reminds it all the time. At that time, it was still a young anaconda and a Kaimen. The crocodile rushed into its home and ate all its brothers, sisters, and unhatched younger siblings. Only it escaped because it hid in the moist soil, and that caiman was The one in front of him will never forget the dents above the caiman's eyes. These are the wounds left by his brother's last counterattack. Today, he will take revenge, revenge!

Although the tail hammer is powerful, the blood-crowned anaconda also has its advantages. As a legendary creature, its body length has reached a terrifying level. Because most of its body is hidden in the bottom of the water, Zheng Zhi cannot accurately judge its body size. The length, I just think it exceeds 20 meters, but its real length is actually 26 meters, which is 4 times that of the caiman.

Relying on his body being longer than the caiman, along its scales, he easily bit the caiman's tail with his sharp long teeth. At the same time, other parts of the body were tied tighter and tighter, and even the bones creaked. The loud sound was heard by Zheng Zhi who was far away.

The caiman ate the pain, staggered to the shore and hit the rocks on the edge of the cliff vigorously. There was a huge roar in the valley. The birds on the valley were startled by the collision and took off, looking around in amazement. , thinking that some irresistible natural disaster happened.

The caiman wanted to rub off the blood-crested anaconda hanging on its body, but the blood-crested anaconda didn't care about the pain on its body at all. It was driven by hatred to fight back desperately. "Kacha" was held in the mouth of the caiman The snake body was finally bitten off by it.The caiman was overjoyed and struggled to stand up to untie its restraints. However, as a snake, the anaconda has different reflexes from humans. It is often seen in the news that snakes can still move and peel their skin after 20 minutes of beheading. After that, the heart could beat freely, and the blood-crowned anaconda still spared no effort to tighten the caiman even after its body was amputated. It can still break free from this bondage, but now the bones on its body have been strangled long ago, and there is no strength left to struggle. After some unnecessary struggles, it finally fell to the ground, and its body twitched. It is impossible to survive.

In Zheng Zhi's perception, the threat posed by the caiman to him is far greater than that of the blood-crested anaconda. Indeed, judging from the hunting situation just now, the caiman is also more intelligent and uses his little brother to paralyze the blood-crested anaconda. The anaconda himself attacked from the bottom of the water and had a huge advantage from the beginning. However, nature's life and death only lasted a moment, and the blood-crested anaconda's will was the most critical thing in killing it.

(End of this chapter)