Straight man in the wild live
Chapter 51
Chapter 51
System: In the future, everyone who has watched the host's video will add 1 point to the host's popularity, and repeated viewing will no longer increase.
Big money, my video will be released on Blue Star TV Discovery Channel in the future, as long as someone accidentally clicks on this channel while watching TV, it will also increase my popularity by 1 point, at least a few 10 Be popular.
Not only did Blue Star TV not charge, but they also gave me money. Do you even need to think about such a good condition? It must be a promise.
"Of course." Zheng Zhi hastily smiled, looking at him now like a boy who spreads money.
"Look at this contract, the content of cooperation with you is written here." As he said, Gu Haiyi took out a document from his briefcase and handed it to Zheng Zhi.
[System, check if there is any problem with this contract. 】
"You have discovered this function of mine, and you have been smart once in a while." The light waves of the system quickly swept over it. "Host, there is nothing wrong with this document."
"According to what you said, I just have low EQ, not IQ, you are the IQ, right?" Zheng Zhi quickly flipped to the end and signed his name after being affirmed by the system.
"Aren't you going to read this document more?" Gu Haiyi couldn't help reminding him when he saw that he signed the document so quickly.
"No need, I trust the buck-toothed supervisor, not to mention you are from Blue Star TV. I don't think the ideological consciousness of the senior officials of Capital TV Station would be like this." Believe in a ghost, he just believes in the system.
Of course, these words are still very useful to Bao Changya. Although he didn't say anything, he couldn't help showing a smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Hello, what you ordered." A sweet-looking waiter brought Zheng Zhi's dumplings and coffee to him, but when the waiter saw Zheng Zhi's appearance clearly, his eyes lit up. .
"Wow, you are, Zheng Zhi!" She covered her mouth and couldn't help exclaiming.
"Hello, do you know me?" Although he didn't know why, Zheng Zhi still showed a bright smile.
"I'm your fan, you're very popular on the Internet now, why don't you know me?" She glanced at the two people sitting opposite me to Zheng Zhi, remembering that she was working, she could only say apologetically, " Can I take a photo with you after you finish eating?"
"Okay." Zheng Zhi's smile became even brighter, this is his female fan, so I, Zheng Zhi, also have female fans.
"System, am I so popular now? My highest popularity on Baoya TV is more than 200 million, and my usual popularity is only 80W. Although I can't be called a small anchor on the platform, I can only be said to be above average. How can I be so famous, I have fans whenever I eat."
"What I show on the platform here is the actual popularity, while other people on the platform use double popularity, often 100W popularity, but actually there are only 1W people, and you are the real number of people, so you are indeed popular now .”
"So that's how it is. Aren't there many girls who like me? Even if 1 girl likes me out of 1, then there are 200 girls who like me. I should be called a male god." Thinking of this Zheng Zhi couldn't help feeling that he was handsome again.
"There may be many people who like you, but there are very few people who want to be your boyfriend. The host is not considerate and gentle, speaks hurtfully, doesn't give gifts, and has poor aesthetics. He even relies on his looks. Narcissism is used to give yourself extra points. If you choose the worst boyfriend, the host will definitely be ranked first, so please don’t be delusional, just recognize the reality.”
"Fart, I'm obviously a warm man."
"The warm man speaks so aggressively?"
"Then I'm a warm man who can piss people off."
"..."
Gu Haiyi went back quickly after completing the task, and Bao Changya also parted ways with Zheng Zhi after eating dumplings and coffee, and Zheng Zhi returned to his life alone, which made him have the current feeling Life is not as good as being on a desert island.
In the early morning of the next day, Zheng Zhi set off again with his two idiots. Yesterday he had already bought a ticket from HZ to Africa under the instructions of the system, because in this world, pets can be brought on the plane, but they need to use The special iron cage is locked and can only be unlocked when reaching the destination, so Zheng Zhi can go directly with Erdu.
Zheng Zhi stood at the intersection and reached out to stop a taxi. He grabbed the handle of the rear door and was about to board the taxi to go to the airport. Another figure on the right just walked over and grabbed the handle of the front door.
(╯▔︹▔)╯ㄟ(▔︹▔ㄟ) The two looked at each other, the other is a beautiful woman, but Zheng Zhi is a principled person, he will not give up the car to the person in front of him because of beauty , and the beauty on the opposite side seemed to think the same way, without saying a word, opened the car door and walked in, you won't let me, and I won't let you, seeing her get in the car, Zheng Zhi also got in the car.
"Master, go to the airport." Just as Zheng Zhi got into the car, the beauty sitting in the co-pilot spoke first.
【This person is also going to the airport. Since we are going to the airport together, and you are a beautiful woman and I am a warm man, I don't care about it anymore. 】(I don’t know how the taxis in other cities are. Anyway, if we meet people who drop by, we will take them together.) As long as I don’t say anything, I will get off with her when I get off the car, so that the driver thinks we are two people. If they are together, wouldn't I be able to save a fortune on the fare? In that case, I will forgive her for stealing the car.They are all earning 100W in half a month, Zheng Zhi's mentality is so stingy, no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend.
After a 30-minute drive, the taxi finally arrived at the destination. Although the driver intentionally chatted with the beautiful woman sitting in the co-pilot, he got two indifferent "hmm", and the driver also understood what the passenger meant. .
Seeing the beautiful woman in the co-pilot pay and open the door to get off, Zheng Zhi also got out of the car and prepared to leave.
"You won't pay?" When she saw Zheng Zhi about to leave, her brows raised slightly.
When the driver heard this, he realized that he could earn another fare, and quickly said, "Aren't you guys together?"
Wow, join me in the army?Now if you turn around to pay, the payment is a trivial matter, and you will definitely bear the contemptuous look from the driver. This is not possible, what should I do.By the way, I can pretend to be familiar with her, Zheng Zhi's brain is spinning crazily, under the temptation of money and face, he seems to have opened up his wisdom.
"I'm sorry, master, my girlfriend quarreled with me, and I'm angry."
"Hey, so it's like this, it's okay, I'll just say it, why didn't you two say a word when you got in the car together, and left, left." The driver master thought of the indifference of the woman in the car and the atmosphere of the two of them, and then remembered When I was arguing with my wife, I immediately showed an expression that I understood, waved and drove the taxi away.
I'm so witty, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but like it for himself, the temptation to go back to the village last night's TV series was not in vain.
(End of this chapter)
System: In the future, everyone who has watched the host's video will add 1 point to the host's popularity, and repeated viewing will no longer increase.
Big money, my video will be released on Blue Star TV Discovery Channel in the future, as long as someone accidentally clicks on this channel while watching TV, it will also increase my popularity by 1 point, at least a few 10 Be popular.
Not only did Blue Star TV not charge, but they also gave me money. Do you even need to think about such a good condition? It must be a promise.
"Of course." Zheng Zhi hastily smiled, looking at him now like a boy who spreads money.
"Look at this contract, the content of cooperation with you is written here." As he said, Gu Haiyi took out a document from his briefcase and handed it to Zheng Zhi.
[System, check if there is any problem with this contract. 】
"You have discovered this function of mine, and you have been smart once in a while." The light waves of the system quickly swept over it. "Host, there is nothing wrong with this document."
"According to what you said, I just have low EQ, not IQ, you are the IQ, right?" Zheng Zhi quickly flipped to the end and signed his name after being affirmed by the system.
"Aren't you going to read this document more?" Gu Haiyi couldn't help reminding him when he saw that he signed the document so quickly.
"No need, I trust the buck-toothed supervisor, not to mention you are from Blue Star TV. I don't think the ideological consciousness of the senior officials of Capital TV Station would be like this." Believe in a ghost, he just believes in the system.
Of course, these words are still very useful to Bao Changya. Although he didn't say anything, he couldn't help showing a smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Hello, what you ordered." A sweet-looking waiter brought Zheng Zhi's dumplings and coffee to him, but when the waiter saw Zheng Zhi's appearance clearly, his eyes lit up. .
"Wow, you are, Zheng Zhi!" She covered her mouth and couldn't help exclaiming.
"Hello, do you know me?" Although he didn't know why, Zheng Zhi still showed a bright smile.
"I'm your fan, you're very popular on the Internet now, why don't you know me?" She glanced at the two people sitting opposite me to Zheng Zhi, remembering that she was working, she could only say apologetically, " Can I take a photo with you after you finish eating?"
"Okay." Zheng Zhi's smile became even brighter, this is his female fan, so I, Zheng Zhi, also have female fans.
"System, am I so popular now? My highest popularity on Baoya TV is more than 200 million, and my usual popularity is only 80W. Although I can't be called a small anchor on the platform, I can only be said to be above average. How can I be so famous, I have fans whenever I eat."
"What I show on the platform here is the actual popularity, while other people on the platform use double popularity, often 100W popularity, but actually there are only 1W people, and you are the real number of people, so you are indeed popular now .”
"So that's how it is. Aren't there many girls who like me? Even if 1 girl likes me out of 1, then there are 200 girls who like me. I should be called a male god." Thinking of this Zheng Zhi couldn't help feeling that he was handsome again.
"There may be many people who like you, but there are very few people who want to be your boyfriend. The host is not considerate and gentle, speaks hurtfully, doesn't give gifts, and has poor aesthetics. He even relies on his looks. Narcissism is used to give yourself extra points. If you choose the worst boyfriend, the host will definitely be ranked first, so please don’t be delusional, just recognize the reality.”
"Fart, I'm obviously a warm man."
"The warm man speaks so aggressively?"
"Then I'm a warm man who can piss people off."
"..."
Gu Haiyi went back quickly after completing the task, and Bao Changya also parted ways with Zheng Zhi after eating dumplings and coffee, and Zheng Zhi returned to his life alone, which made him have the current feeling Life is not as good as being on a desert island.
In the early morning of the next day, Zheng Zhi set off again with his two idiots. Yesterday he had already bought a ticket from HZ to Africa under the instructions of the system, because in this world, pets can be brought on the plane, but they need to use The special iron cage is locked and can only be unlocked when reaching the destination, so Zheng Zhi can go directly with Erdu.
Zheng Zhi stood at the intersection and reached out to stop a taxi. He grabbed the handle of the rear door and was about to board the taxi to go to the airport. Another figure on the right just walked over and grabbed the handle of the front door.
(╯▔︹▔)╯ㄟ(▔︹▔ㄟ) The two looked at each other, the other is a beautiful woman, but Zheng Zhi is a principled person, he will not give up the car to the person in front of him because of beauty , and the beauty on the opposite side seemed to think the same way, without saying a word, opened the car door and walked in, you won't let me, and I won't let you, seeing her get in the car, Zheng Zhi also got in the car.
"Master, go to the airport." Just as Zheng Zhi got into the car, the beauty sitting in the co-pilot spoke first.
【This person is also going to the airport. Since we are going to the airport together, and you are a beautiful woman and I am a warm man, I don't care about it anymore. 】(I don’t know how the taxis in other cities are. Anyway, if we meet people who drop by, we will take them together.) As long as I don’t say anything, I will get off with her when I get off the car, so that the driver thinks we are two people. If they are together, wouldn't I be able to save a fortune on the fare? In that case, I will forgive her for stealing the car.They are all earning 100W in half a month, Zheng Zhi's mentality is so stingy, no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend.
After a 30-minute drive, the taxi finally arrived at the destination. Although the driver intentionally chatted with the beautiful woman sitting in the co-pilot, he got two indifferent "hmm", and the driver also understood what the passenger meant. .
Seeing the beautiful woman in the co-pilot pay and open the door to get off, Zheng Zhi also got out of the car and prepared to leave.
"You won't pay?" When she saw Zheng Zhi about to leave, her brows raised slightly.
When the driver heard this, he realized that he could earn another fare, and quickly said, "Aren't you guys together?"
Wow, join me in the army?Now if you turn around to pay, the payment is a trivial matter, and you will definitely bear the contemptuous look from the driver. This is not possible, what should I do.By the way, I can pretend to be familiar with her, Zheng Zhi's brain is spinning crazily, under the temptation of money and face, he seems to have opened up his wisdom.
"I'm sorry, master, my girlfriend quarreled with me, and I'm angry."
"Hey, so it's like this, it's okay, I'll just say it, why didn't you two say a word when you got in the car together, and left, left." The driver master thought of the indifference of the woman in the car and the atmosphere of the two of them, and then remembered When I was arguing with my wife, I immediately showed an expression that I understood, waved and drove the taxi away.
I'm so witty, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but like it for himself, the temptation to go back to the village last night's TV series was not in vain.
(End of this chapter)
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