Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 58
"Call the police, anchor, and let the justice guards rescue you." A water friend immediately suggested.

"You're new here, right? This live broadcast tool doesn't have a positioning function. Where do you ask the justice guards to save people?"

"Then what should the anchor do now, prepare to die alone on the island?"

"That's right, how could I be the only one who was robbed? There were 400 passengers traveling with me. Among the 400 passengers, I was lucky enough to meet an acquaintance. First of all, welcome our old friend, Song Yi, welcome." Saying this, Zheng Zhi turned the camera to Song Yi beside him.

"Hi everyone, we meet again. I'm Song Yi. I was going to shoot an advertisement in GZ City. Unfortunately, like Zheng Zhi, I'm a passenger on the plane." Song Yi waved at the water friends in the live broadcast room. waved.

"..."

"..."

"Lucky? This is bad luck."

"Unlucky physique?

"Why is she such a hot woman again?"

"Hot girl, change someone, I want Qiqi."

"Why, am I not as beautiful as Ran Qi Qimei? Or am I not as cute as her?" Shui You's words angered Song Yi, her cheeks puffed up angrily, which made people feel too cute.It's good to mention anyone in front of her, but you can't mention Ran Qiqi, because in the past 10 days, Ran Qiqi has become an old enemy in her heart. If Qi Qi wants to go north, then she must Going south, I care about right and wrong, just because I am unhappy.

"Although you are a goddess, you don't know how to speak. The most important thing is that you are not as fierce as her."

"2333, show."

How angry, not as fierce as her. "Take away the live streaming tool, there are traitors inside." Song Yi quickly waved his hand.

"By the way, the goddess wouldn't be the plane she made an appointment with the anchor, right?"

Song Yi showed a disgusted expression and said: "Not at all, I didn't know he was on this plane, if I knew, I would never take the same plane with him."

"A moment of silence for the host."

"The anchor is really unlucky."

"After the introduction of Song Yi, let's introduce our old friend who is not human, Erduan, come Erduan, and say hello to everyone."

"Everyone, Hao, you are hungry like Erdu. The friend who is not human is me, Wang." Erdu raised his paw, revealing his special husky dog ​​head, and the system also accurately translated what Erdu said to the bottom of the screen .

"Not a human friend, 23333."

"Dog friend, the anchor is right."

"It's cute and cute."

"I don't feel cute at all, it's just so cheap."

"Finally, welcome to our new friend, who is also the anchor of Baoya TV, very sweet Tianxin."

"Hello everyone, I am Tianxin, who is very sweet and sweet. I am really scared now that I was taken away." Tong Kexin pretended to be weak and shivering, which is very attractive In good times, Tong Kexin, as a well-known anchor of Baoya TV, even in a dangerous place, still cut off her career (rewritten twice, so many words were replaced with typos, I really don’t know where the words are inappropriate ) in mind.

"Another bumblebee."

"I, Wu Song, will blow you away with one punch."

"Now I'll sort out the information and tell you that about 400 passengers and I were taken away by an organization that called themselves Scientology. When we arrived on this island, they said they wanted us to survive on this island for 14 days, and they would take the initiative. Help us report our location to the police and release us. Their purpose is to require us to conduct an experiment. I don’t know what the experiment is. Before that, they took away all our positioning tools and contact tools, and Each of us was given a dagger as a weapon."

"The anchor is not very dangerous. They don't want outsiders to interfere with the experiment, and the anchor is still running a live broadcast."

"I have never seen such a rampant meat ticket."

"I don't think so. My live broadcast should have no effect on their experiment, but it is beneficial. They can see the process more clearly from my live broadcast room. And my live broadcast tool has no positioning function, which makes it impossible for the outside world to track. Their experiments can't cause interference, so I'm 9% sure they won't come and catch me even if they see my live broadcast."

"Exciting and exciting, I smell the smell of blood and rain again."

"The anchor's drone is good for everything, but it has no positioning function."

"Can we still see such a wonderful live broadcast with the positioning function? The whole day is a rescue live broadcast."

"[The Chief Financial Officer of Scientology] gave away 10 super rockets. That's right, you discovered all of this, anchor." As soon as this water friend spoke, the other water friends were surprised. They didn't pay attention just now, but now they discovered this person. He has been in the top ten of the reward list, and even the level of the live broadcast room has reached level 30. He is an old friend who has watched Zheng Zhi's live broadcast more than 10 days ago.

"I'm shocked. Isn't this an old friend? He has been lurking in the live broadcast room for so long, and Scientology is so powerful."

"It's scary, I feel like someone is watching me, what should I do, wait online, urgent."

Chief Financial Officer of Scientology: "Burn my remnant body, the blazing holy fire. What joy is there in life, and why bother in death? For good and evil, but for science, joy, sorrow, and sorrow all return to dust. The anchor should be honored to dedicate his life for science. "

"Convinced, and secretly changed the chivalry of my golden hero, I will report it."

"I am also a keyboard man, and it's time to show my chivalry. Watch my keyboard man spray you to death."

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"Have you noticed that the anchor is surrounded by girls, and the anchor never takes boys with him?"

"That's right, animal, then I now suspect that even the second idiot is the mother."

Erdu happened to see the sentence skipped on the live broadcast monitor, and became annoyed. "Wang, you can question my character. But you can't question my gender. As you said, you raised your leg and peed directly."

"God, this dog can understand human speech."

"Spicy eyes, hot eyes, mosaic."

The system promptly pasted a picture of matsutake on it, perfectly covering the scene where Erduan peed.

"Golden-yellow matsutake exudes a light and sweet fragrance. Put it in a frying pan and deep-fry until golden. The children next door are all crying."

"233333, when you say that, I'm going to drool, but I thought about this matsutake carefully, see if I don't beat you to death."

"Okay, that's all for now. Now, we're going to find a water source and set up a camp for tonight. It's better to be close to the water source, but it can't be directly by the water. There are too many mosquitoes and insects by the water. There are many, and there are all kinds of animals, I am afraid that the two of them will not be able to sleep all night."

"Warm man."

"Sweet sweet."

Zheng Zhi said to the second stupid beside him: "Er stupid, feel where there is a water source, and walk towards the water source."

"Wang, master, I'm a snow wolf god dog, not a water wolf god dog. I can't find where the water is." Two stupid voices sounded in Zheng Zhi's heart, and they completed the communication through the system.

Zheng Zhi slapped it on the head, making it dizzy, and then said lightly to it, "Now, do you feel it?"

"Wow, woof, I feel it, I feel it, the temperature is lower where there is water, this is the housekeeping ability of my snow wolf dog, so easy, hehehe." The second stupid who was slapped and punished immediately showed his flattery The smile fully explains its nature.

The system put their conversation in the camera again.

"Is this conversation true or false?"

"It's so real."

"It turns out that you are such a Erha, which has completely overturned the image of Erha in my heart."

"Where is it subverted, isn't Erha originally like this, handsome and handsome when he doesn't move, and a cowardly horse when he moves."

(End of this chapter)