Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 84 Leaving the Earth's Surface
This slap was so heavy that it knocked out one of his teeth. Bear King Dofala shook his head to wake himself up, but Zheng Zhi would not give it a chance.He came to the bear king's head, put on his tiger fingers and beat it hard at its eyes. "Let you not grow eyes, make you unable to see my handsomeness, let you interrupt the handsome me, and eat my iron fist of justice."

"Dong dong dong." Originally, the bear king's head was leaning against the stump of the tree that was broken by it, but Zheng Zhi punched and punched the bear's head into the stump continuously. , The tiger finger on Zheng Zhi's hand shone with a mysterious luster.

"Cruel and cruel, this slap hurts my face."

"What a powerful weapon, this Huntian silk is flexible and changeable, advances and retreats in an orderly manner, as graceful as a frightened bird, as graceful as a swimming dragon, it is too fierce."

"Did you hear what the anchor said? You can't see how handsome I am? He wants Xiong to get used to human aesthetics. This is too embarrassing for Xiong."

Under the continuous beating, I don't know where the bear king got his strength from.It pushed away Zheng Zhi who was beating him with its bear paw, covered his eyes with his hands and cried. "5555, I'm still a child, I'm just a 4000-jin baby, why are you bullying the baby?"

Green subtitles popped up below the live broadcast room.

"???"

"Are you sure the translation in the live broadcast room is accurate?"

"Baby... what hair."

"Hey, hey." Dofala, the bear king, wept and fled away.Dou Da's tears fluttered with the wind, and under the sunlight, they turned into a rainbow, which was very beautiful.

Zheng Zhi looked at the tiger finger on his hand, could this be the power of the brainless tiger finger?It looks a bit ordinary now.He thought about the two pieces of equipment carefully, and the tiger fingers seemed to only beat the enemy so hard that he wanted to escape. Just now, Xiong Wang was beaten unconscious by him, but because of the tiger fingers, he forcibly escaped, and the bear lost his meal in vain. Meat.

As for the red scarf, the quality is good, but it doesn't have the effect that it said when I bought it.Because I must be handsome, then the red scarf must be a fake and shoddy product.

"Squeak!" The sound of a branch breaking drew Zheng Zhi's attention back, and he turned his gaze to the source of the sound.Hu Chui, the hurricane scepter, was leading his four little brothers, trying to slip away from here on tiptoe.

Zheng Zhi sneered and squeezed his fists and approached them.

Hu Chui was startled, and he quickly shouted, "Don't come here, or I'm going to give in."

"We have something to talk about, I can let you be my No. 1 little brother."

"No, no, cooperation, let's cooperate with the head office." As Zheng Zhi approached, he increased his ridiculous bargaining chip time and time again.

Zheng Zhi's position kept changing, he moved left and right, trying to avoid the opponent's bullets, but he didn't expect that the five opponents just ran away in a panic, without even pulling out their guns. Zheng Zhi was blinded by a set of smooth and smooth movements, which made him look It's like fighting wits with the air.

"Crack, crack, crack." Zheng Zhi patted everyone, and everyone who was photographed by Zheng Zhi fell down.

"I show myself off?"

"233333, look at these people, their acting is too fake. Are these actors hired by the anchor? The most I can give for this kind of acting is 0 points. Even 1 point is too much for me."

"Acting, this is definitely acting, this is too fake, isn't it fake qigong masters? If you touch someone, you will fall down, and when you use your skills, others will fly 3 feet high?"

"I beg the host not to spend money to hire these people. The actors must not have self-cultivation. They can roll, cry, and hum, and most importantly, they can warm the bed."

"Get out, want to seduce the anchor? It doesn't exist."

Seeing Shuiyou slandering him, Zheng Zhi said seriously: "What actors, I really gave each of them a hard time, you see they all suffered internal injuries."

"Ha ha."

"Ha ha."

"Hehehe."

"Keep in line, okay?"

"Now I'm very annoying." Zheng Zhi said to the camera with a serious face.

"??"

"What's bothering me? I'm annoyed when our acting skills are exposed by us."

"Although I vaguely guessed what the host was going to say, I still want to say: please start your performance."

"Ahem." Zheng Zhi cleared his throat and said to the camera solemnly, "Didn't you feel that there are a lot of things about Scientology. Originally, I just wanted to be an ordinary person and live on the island for 14 days. When the time comes, I will be sent back by the Scientologists, but they have been stealing the show recently, wanting to appear in front of the live camera for no reason, and I am very angry."

"23333, it's good to grab the show, it's just that people's acting skills are a bit poor, but the bears, cows, wolves, and pangolins I found acted very well. I want to give a thumbs up to this."

"I'm angry, so what, the anchor can only yell at us, right? If you have the ability, go to Scientology."

"Fart, I have been in the live broadcast room for so long, the anchor is definitely not this kind of person, I feel that something big is going to happen."

"I don't believe it, unless the anchor jumped out of my computer screen and beat me up."

Zheng Zhi stroked his short hair, flicked it like bangs and said, "I decided to let Scientology suffer."

"???"

"Appreciate further details"

"See who I'm holding in my hand?" Zheng Zhi brought his white hair like a dead dog to the camera.

"I see, a weak ratio."

"Kouhe Wang is so good at cutting, he is on the same level as our keyboard man, oh no, it is a level lower than keyboard man, at least the keyboard man can't hit Kouhai, and Kouhai Wang will be beaten violently."

"Yes, I'm holding a Kouhei King in my hand, ah bah, although he is a Kouheiwang, he is also a member of the Scientology sect, and he came to this place from his own organization to take me there, which means he must have gone back method." As he spoke, Zheng Zhi slapped him on the head, "Tell me, how did you get here."

Kouhai Wang Huzhui, who had already been beaten violently, was slapped again and said quickly, "I said, I said, don't beat me, we came here by boat."

"By boat? Water friends, look, this man confessed, but he confessed so readily, I now seriously suspect that he is lying." While speaking, Zheng Zhi held up the person in his hand "Now , I want him to experience one of the top ten tortures created by me, Zheng Zhi, to leave the surface of the earth."

With a sound of "咻", Zheng Zhi threw Hu Chui in his hand into the air, "Ah~~~~" The suction of gravity made Hu Chui instantly feel like a roller coaster, and it was still a roller coaster without protective measures. He felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest. With this throw, he was thrown 7 meters high. Normally, it would be a 2-story building. But this is not the most exciting thing. When a person reaches the highest point and falls from the sky When the time comes, the exhilaration instantly doubles. "Ahhhh~" The scream changed from a long one to a continuous one, as if Hu Chui was constantly shaking his whole body and trying to grab something.

"Throw away your troubles, throw away the sandbag, throw away your troubles, and throw away the sandbag too." Zheng Zhi threw the sandbag in his hand and hummed cheerfully.

"what."

"what."

"Ugly."

(The author has written all the sand sculptures, and he still hasn't brought the ticket in his hand.)
　Tickets, tickets are about to be cut.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)