Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 95 Code Name Contra

The surrounding pictures are beautified by drones.It turned into a video game element composed of many small squares. Even Zheng Zhi's face was close to a square face, and several enemies in the distance were also clearly mosaicized.However, the looks of the few people in the distance do not have Zheng Zhi's coquettish bag. His upper body was pictured as a shirtless tough guy with a bullet chain on his back, while his lower body showed a pair of blue leggings.
"Deng Deng, thump, thump, thump, thump," familiar music came from the live broadcast room.

"This is? Contra."

"I miss it."

[Jin Daxiang is an office worker in WZ City. His usual hobby is to watch the live broadcast. Ever since he discovered Zheng Zhi’s live broadcast, he was immediately shocked. Today he started watching Zheng Zhi’s live broadcast just after work. It just so happened He saw Zheng Zhi fighting with Liu Neng and 16 fighters under his command. In an instant, Zheng Zhi knocked down 2 fighters. This passionate scene made him applaud loudly, causing passers-by to turn their eyes strangely. over him.As a result, as soon as he saw this exciting place, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He hurriedly got into the public toilet downstairs of the company. ,result……

"The pants are all taken off, so you just show me this? I agreed to stop the 3A, and the domestic high-quality action chapter, and it became a 3D Contra? I (*盛*)." Scolded, and then was hit by this despair to the point where he slumped on the toilet.Due to the severe general weakness, it was as if his bones had been pulled out, and then he fell into the toilet with a "gudong" sound.His limbs were tightly bound by the toilet.His current shape is like an octopus.In place of his own ass is the slick head of the octopus, which is now suffering in the toilet water.

"Help, someone help me." [No, I shouldn't have shouted, how can I behave if others see me stuck in the toilet, but I'm stuck, how can I get out if I don't shout?ah!I do not want to live. 】Jin Daxiang, come on, be brave, you can beat yourself and get out of the toilet.

Is this the case of shit caused by a live broadcast?However, Zheng Zhi, who was far away in the sky, didn't know the situation there at all. He acted at the moment the BGM played, relying on his perception of danger and extremely fast action speed, he was like the protagonist in a movie, thousands of The bullet didn't hit him at all.

"dwadsadwadsdjkl"

"Mom? What are you typing gibberish for a while?"

"Up, down, left, right, BABA, I feel like I am controlling the anchor's actions."

"6666, I also come to dwadsasjkl, wow really, I'm so excited, I control the anchor to jump up to avoid bullets."

"You guys, I'm convinced by you, so I can only silently take out the Xiaobawang game console that I have treasured for 20 years and connect it to the computer."

"Honestly, the music is really emotional."

With the leadership of these water friends, other people also had fun.

For example, Jin Daxiang, he has a strong sense of substitution in 3D games. Although he is stuck in the toilet, he still holds his mobile phone in one hand to watch stubbornly. Since he can’t get out, he has to watch the live broadcast with tears in his eyes. .With this 3D feeling brought in, his head and limbs rotate with the rotation of the camera, just like seaweed and seaweed, you are swaying with the wind.

Zheng Zhixian took the gun and fired with slight firepower, suppressing the opponent to avoid the bullets. The moment the opponent retracted the pillar, he quickly rushed to another pillar. He threw out the bullet chain (the king's red scarf) on his back, tied kills the nearest enemy and pulls it back in front of him.Others hesitated to shoot because of this shield, but Zheng Zhi did not hesitate. He punched him hard on the shield in front of him and knocked him into the air. Then he drew circles with his right hand frantically and manipulated the shield in his hand to spin up. .

With a "snap", the selected shield kicked to the head of the nearest soldier. The power of the spinning and flying kick was not small. In this way, the strong soldier's jaw fell to the ground and he lost consciousness.Moreover, Zheng Zhi used soft strength to hit the shield, and he would only fly a long distance when he was hit, but he suffered very little damage.

"Shoot, shoot at me." The soldier controlled by Zheng Zhi shouted, but the more this happened, the more afraid the rest of the people were to attack. They were trained security personnel, but they were not ruthless killers.

The shield he remotely controls is much more flexible than the micro-punch in his hand. Of course, the main reason is that Zheng Zhi has not been trained in firearms, and his playing is very general. Even shooting is only learned when he just touched the gun. It is not precise to suppress firepower in a large area, and the equipment of the king's red scarf is like an extended arm in his hand, pointing where to hit.Relying on the flying shield that could bend in his hand, Zheng Zhi knocked down the 10 fighters hiding behind the pillar one by one.

When the last soldier fell in front of Zheng Zhi, he turned his head to Liu Neng and cracked a smile.

"Don't do it, I'll do it myself." After Liu Neng said this, he took out a brick from his back pocket, as if he had been prepared for this fate. "Papa papa" he hit his head 7 times in a row, as if it wasn't his head but Zheng Zhi's head. After 7 times, he seemed to be more excited when he saw Zheng Zhi's serious injury, and wanted to push harder. Hate himself, but his brain couldn't hold it for a while, shook for a while and fell to the ground.

"????" Zheng Zhi looked at him in shock, never expecting someone to be so cruel to him.

Twenty minutes later, Zheng Zhi pressed the communicator prepared by the Scientology under the system inspection, and sent the coordinates of the Scientology Research Island to the national rescue agency.At the same time, because a large number of Scientology fighters landed on the island, Zheng Zhi had to return to the original island by the speedboat when he came.Caressing the slippery pangolin and feeling the breeze blowing, he looked back at the distant island. The scenery on the island was so natural.

However, in the live broadcast of all water friends, the island is still in a square format. In order to match Contra's final clearance screen, an unreal explosion screen of the system's own P appeared on the island.

"I'm too strong, I manipulate the anchor to pass the level with one life."

"What's the use of clearing the level? I hate the anchor to death. The gun battle chapter was filmed like this. I still have a hammer."

"Why are you still complaining? At least in the past few hours, you have watched Chainsaw, Jingwumen, E-sports Junior Champion Dream, and Straight Guy's live broadcast of 4 episodes to earn back the ticket price."

Compared with the complaints of the water friends, our pangolins are ignorant, "[Then what am I doing here? I only know that I have been digging underground for 2 hours without breaking through the wall, and then I was called up to say that it is ok. I’m gone, did the author forget me?]

(End of this chapter)