Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 98 Bring some lard?

"Hello, fellow water friends, I didn't expect to see you all again just one day later."

"Good host"

"Suddenly I'm not used to being a model worker"

"Is this taking a picture? Why are the background walls all white?"

Zheng Zhi asked the camera to look around, "I'm not taking pictures. I'm in a snowy field, 70 degrees north latitude, 25 degrees east longitude, and the current temperature is about minus 10 degrees."

Shuiyou: "Southerners have never experienced such cold weather."

"Have you ever felt that I am a northerner? This is the position in the Arctic Circle."

"70 degrees north latitude, where is the anchor going to be an ice sculpture?"

Zheng Zhi grinned, "Isn't this to show the water friends a taste of the power of the cold? Alright, let's get back to the topic. This mission will be completed by me, Ran Qiqi and our stupidest two idiots. Our mission It is to break out of the snowfield, break out of this no-man's land, and return to the city."

Two stupid: huskies stare.

Ran Qiqi pulled off the mask and waved towards the camera: "Hi everyone, I'm Ran Qiqi, the cutie captured by the anchor."

"23333, I can't help but laugh when I see Erzuo's face."

"Why is there still Qi Qi, and the anchor kidnapped Qi Qi again?"

"I called the police, abducting children."

Zheng Zhi spread his hands helplessly and said, "I didn't kidnap Ran Qiqi, she came here secretly, so I just want to send her back now, okay?"

"Everyone said that you captured him."

"Anchor, are you testing my IQ?"

"Ha, I seem to be listening to a joke. With the anchor's ability, if you don't want to, who can sneak in? According to the anchor's start time, the interval between two broadcasts is 28 hours, and the weather in the two places is so far apart. The anchor is not Zhang Wuji, and the location is not Binghuo Island. If it is true that he is in the no-man’s land in the Arctic Circle as the anchor said, the means of transportation must be a helicopter, because there will be no place for passenger planes to land in the no-man’s land The anchor means that Ran Qiqi secretly took the same helicopter with the anchor and got off at the same place? Is the anchor riding a 50-seat helicopter? So you can’t forget the end at a glance.”

"Yes, the analysis is very thorough. I [Madara] would like to make you the strongest Conan."

"23333, the anchor wants to pretend to be Zhang Jiaozhu?"

Zheng Zhi smiled wryly, what is the explanation? He quickly changed the subject, "According to my calculations, the two of us and one dog have to walk 3 degrees straight south, and reach the place where people live when we reach about 67 degrees north latitude. And The distance converted from these 3 degrees is almost 1333 kilometers (because the area of ​​this world is about 4 times that of the original world). According to the walking speed of ordinary people, it takes 5 kilometers per hour, and it takes one and a half months to walk 6 hours a day. .”

"Hey, one and a half months, it hasn't been such a long time since I started live broadcasting."

"I still have to walk for 6 hours a day. Is the anchor live broadcast walking? Walking live broadcast, earning a million a month? Give up, don't watch it."

"It takes time for a normal person, maybe a little longer, but I'm not a normal person. If I catch an Ultraman halfway, maybe I can fly back directly." Zheng Zhi touched the handsome man said the hat. (Because I can't straighten my hair)

"...I'm speechless at what the host said about friends."

"Capturing Wild Ultraman, the anchor, are you here to be funny. But I agree with the statement that the anchor is not a normal person."

"Actually, walking for 6 hours a day is not the scariest thing. According to my calculations, in this season, the daytime is very short, only about 6 hours a day, so it is dark after walking for less than 6 hours a day. "Zheng Zhi expressed his distressed look.

"Then what do you say?"

"What should I do? I can't help it. I haven't learned the skill of stealing the sky and changing the sky. Let's not gossip. Let's set off now and experience the scenery of the snowfield." Zheng Zhi strode towards Go south.

The two carried their shoulders and walked for more than half an hour before Zheng Zhi finally stopped.Ran Qiqi, who was trying hard for the first time in the snowy field, couldn't stand the half hour's journey, but Erdu came here, and was extra excited, running around, changing from his usual tired look.

This time was different from usual. Both of them brought tents and supplies, which made their backpacks extra heavy. Even Zheng Zhi also bought some supplies while the plane was being repaired.Ran Qiqi brought more supplies than Zheng Zhi. She was afraid that she was not prepared enough, so she packed everything she wanted to bring into her backpack.With her strength, carrying dozens of kilograms of things on her back required all her strength with every step, and it didn’t matter that Zheng Zhi didn’t help her share the luggage. What made her most angry was that Zheng Zhi was walking along the way. He kept walking ahead, completely ignoring himself.

"Wow, this is the most boring live broadcast I've seen the host so far."

"If it weren't for the live broadcast room to actively lower the brightness of the surrounding snow, my eyes might not be able to work. It's so tiring to see the whiteness."

"This turned into a live streaming room for listening to music. I listened to songs for half an hour."

"It's almost the end of today, just come here." Zheng Zhi signaled Ran Qiqi to stop, and found a place to put down his backpack.

"No, am I mistaken? I only walk half an hour a day, so I can go out in a year."

"Anyway, I'll come to the live broadcast room today after a year to see if the anchor has walked out of the snowfield."

"The reason for walking these roads today is that I know that our Qiqi will not be able to hold on for a long time. This is to tell him that the environment here is really difficult, and let her adapt to the environment here. Otherwise, if she really In a more difficult situation, I am afraid that she will not be able to bear it psychologically."

【It turns out that he did it on purpose. It seems that he still cares about me. 】Thinking of this, Ran Qiqi's little sadness just disappeared in an instant, and she stood beside him happily, waiting for instructions.

"But it's enough to walk these roads to adapt to the new environment. If she continues walking, she won't be able to bear it mentally yet, and her body may not be able to bear it. The main task today is to learn how to camp and adapt to the food here." Zheng Zhi helped Ran Qiqi said as he put down his backpack.

"My body can't bear it. I doubt the anchor is driving Snowpiercer."

"I refused to accept the bumper car, and I was going to collide with the car."

Zheng Zhi set up the tent and began to explain to the water friends, "Friends who travel to the snowy field, pay attention. The clothes worn in this kind of place are very particular. Generally, you have to wear 5 layers of clothes. From the inside to the outside, there are thick underwear, Close-fitting thermal clothing, a thin jacket, and then outdoor clothing for normal weather, and outdoor clothing for extreme weather on the outermost layer. There are 5 layers. If you wear socks, you need to wear two pairs. Anti-slip and waterproof. For gloves, you need two layers of the kind that can wrap the clothes, so that there is no gap between the clothes and the gloves. Snow-proof glasses are a must, otherwise looking at the snow for a long time will cause snow blindness, and it is best to wear one Protective cream, it’s too dry, if you don’t have protective cream, you can bring lard, haha.”

"I listened for a long time, but I didn't remember a single word. Who wants to travel to the snowfield?"

"God TM lard is also fine, can you eat it without putting it on your body?"

(End of this chapter)