Marvel middlemen

Chapter 146 146. Spicy Shredded Chicken
"Actually, if this is the case, it can be resolved with a little action."

Snapped!
Li Mo stepped forward and smacked Coulson's face with a big mouth, so hard that Loki next to him escaped from the seat, for fear that this guy would suddenly do the same to him.

Coulson, who was delirious after being slapped in the face like this, stopped making noise, and calmed down. After touching half of his face, he mumbled, "I feel like I'm walking to the bottom of the wall." practiced."

Several people looked at the red palm print on half of his face and didn't speak. How long has it been?

"You have to be thankful that you still have a sliver of reason and didn't continue to read. I have set up so many warnings. Why do you insist on doing it?"

"Sorry for causing you trouble."

Knowing what the problem was, Coulson took the ice pack handed over by Li Mo, and while applying the ice pack with one hand, he told him why he was like this.

Odin and his son left when the two obviously wanted to discuss private matters. Although Loki wanted to listen in, he gave up in front of his father's kind smile. Let's deal with the current enemies first.

"So you ignored the warning and continued to read? To find out why I'm not in chaos now?" After hearing his explanation, Li Mo stared at him like a fool, wondering if there was something wrong with this person.

"What's the problem? According to human psychology, it is absolutely impossible for a person to maintain balance after encountering these things, or you are not human." Coulson only saw less than 30% of the story, although It's been edited, but everything in there is simply
"You are talking about Nima, you are not a fucking human being. I am a race human. Unlike those NT things, I just want to live a good life. It is enough to have a daughter-in-law. Opening a harem and engaging so many women can only vent the filth in my heart. Dirty possesses desires, don't mention any feelings."

"And I think I'm a normal person, and I don't even have a daughter-in-law. Those who don't have a heroine seem to me to be even more outrageous. They are ambiguous everywhere, and there are women who throw themselves into their arms wherever they go. If you don’t accept it, it’s just bullshit.”

Kachi——
Li Mo took out a drink, took a sip, and then said to Coulson who didn't know how to intervene: "People can't live like animals, and they can't live like 'saints' who have no desires and desires. You see, I live every day. It’s so comfortable, you can play games when you have nothing to do, or sell something, or just compete with others, and buy some peripherals when you see something you like. Compared with 70% of a book that talks about mindless throwing yourself into arms and cultivation, pushing monsters , cultivation, pushing monsters. This kind of life is what a normal person should live."

"But does this have anything to do with maintaining balance?" Coulson interjected when he found a hiccup, but he didn't get to the point after listening for most of the day.

"It doesn't matter, I have been living like a normal person from before to now. This kind of life can keep me in a good state of mind. Do you feel about throwing garbage?" Throwing the empty soda can into the trash can next to it was a very common action.

"Then there is so much rubbish that the universe can't put it down."

"That's right, so I throw garbage into the non-recyclable trash can, once and for all."

If the conversation between the two was heard by others, they would not know what they were talking about, but they themselves knew the content very well.

Coulson doesn't know what other people think. The only thing he knows is that the other party is definitely much lower than the security level given by the director. If it is a wanted criminal, it must be the one wanted by the whole universe.

The problem now is that Coulson doesn't know how to write the report anymore. Li Mo's actions are completely different from the current person. Even if he writes things down truthfully, the director will still be skeptical.

[Hey Director, guess what, that profiteer who eats, plays, or sleeps all day is actually a dangerous person that cannot be described in words. It is recommended to approach with caution. 】

As long as he dares to say this to Nick Fury when he goes back, the director will definitely send him to a psychotherapist.

hiss--
Coulson, who was applying an ice pack, finally felt the pain on his face, and now his delay returned to normal. Just when he was about to ask something, a figure flew over the two of them.

"Look! It's Superman."

"."

Looking at the familiar figure, many T-shaped spaceships appeared at the border of Asgard in the distant sky. Coulson stood up and took out the camera to zoom in and found that the Asgardians had fought with those spaceships. up.

"The enemy has invaded?"

"Come closer and look, this fight can only be seen clearly if you get close."

"what?"

Coulson, who let out a doubt, instantly appeared above the battlefield, and with him was Li Mo, who was sitting in the air and eating popcorn.Seeing the empty 'floor' under his feet, Coulson was unavoidably uncomfortable. The two of them were at the point of intense fighting, and neither the Asgardian warriors nor the masked enemies noticed them.

Stabilizing his slightly trembling hands, Coulson squatted on the 'floor' and recorded it carefully. This is an alien war on other planets, and it is very good information.

"He failed. How is this possible!"

"Nothing is impossible, Malekith, your life will end here today."

In an open space in the battlefield, two people were standing in a place avoided by others. Thor held a hammer and said proudly to the pale face without a mask on the opposite side. At the same time, a bolt of lightning appeared out of thin air and struck at each other.

Malekith couldn't understand why the Cursed Warriors failed. Even Asgard knew they were coming and arranged defenses in advance.

Kankan dodged this bolt of lightning, and before he could make a counterattack, a hammer appeared in his field of vision, knocking him flying with a single touch.Then several thunderbolts bombarded him, and the continuous attacks made Malekith unable to make even a single movement. The gap in strength was too great. Without ether, he was at most slightly stronger than his own soldiers.

"You're pretty strong, at least you're like an old turtle in terms of defense. Look at your poor charred turtle X, you should wear a mask made of clothing material like those people to protect your ugly face .”

Thor, who had been suppressed for a long time, vented out comfortably this time. He went shopping with his girlfriend, was reprimanded by his father, and threw all his unhappy emotions to the other party.

(End of this chapter)