Marvel middlemen

Chapter 291 291. Huh?Um!Um? ! !

Chapter 291 291. Huh?Um!Um? ! !
Looking down at the bag of strange-flavored beans on the coffee table, Tony hesitated. He suddenly felt that it was not a bad thing for him to become a god.

Chocolate beans that smell like shit and wine trough beans that smell like old urine.
Who the hell made this product?Did he really eat shit and drink urine?How else would you know what they taste like!

A brain circuit that cannot be understood by normal people, how could such a thing be sold!

Unless unless someone likes to eat shit and drink urine!

At the same time, there is still a question in Tony's mind, is the shit that the black-hearted mouse said is human?
"Hurry up! Which one do you choose? If you don't choose, I will choose for you. What will happen to everything!"

Li Mo impatiently urged him to hurry up, and threatened Tony that if he continued to grind, he would not only become a female god, but also taste the smell of shit and urine!

FK!

With a sudden heart, Tony picked up the bag of strange-flavored beans on the coffee table and opened it.
Ok?
Looking at the small balls in the bag, Tony's last plan came to nothing. They were all strange beans of the same color!
I wanted to use the color to distinguish, but I didn't expect that after unpacking, there were all small balls of the same color inside.The plan fell through, and Tony thought of another way. He poured out eight or nine pills and sniffed them separately.

Well. A smell of peanuts.

Other than that, there was no other smell, and the plan fell through again.
Looking at the black-hearted mouse's sinister smile, Tony couldn't count and came up with an excellent idea. He turned around with a strange-flavored bean in his hand and shouted at the little brother who was staring at the wall in a daze:

"Scott, open your mouth."

"Huh? Huh?!"

"Mouth area!!!"

what? !Scott was obsessed with the wall and couldn't extricate himself. After being patted on the shoulder by Tony, he turned his head and responded reflexively. Unexpectedly, it was this sound that made him experience the feeling of a nuclear bomb in his mouth! ! !

Foul smell with a fishy smell and a bit sticky at the same time
Woo!Scott couldn't take it anymore and rushed towards the door. He vomited while running, and he spit out a line of food scraps from the sofa to the door.

[Jarvis, did you record the detailed data on that poop-scented chocolate bean just now? 】

[Everything is recorded, sir. 】

【very good!Scan this bag of strange-flavored beans, and select the ones that are similar to the one just now. 】

Looking at the line of vomit on the ground, Tony was very thankful that he didn't swallow it into his mouth so quickly.It was a great decision to let Scott try first, so that he could get information about the shit-flavored chocolate beans, and he successfully ruled out one of the two crises!
[Sorry sir, the data of this bag of strange beans is all the same, even the pimples formed by drying the black object on the surface are the same. 】

【.】

FK!

This bastard black-hearted rat is scheming against me!

Tony looked like a dead mother. He didn't know whether to cry that Scott had tasted shit for nothing, or that he had to rely on luck to get through.

There is a one-third probability that he will eat strange-flavored beans without additives, and a two-thirds probability that he will enjoy feces and urine. No matter how you look at it, it is ridiculous!

May I ask, is it too late for him to change his options to become a female God?

At least God is god, not dog.

"Eat! Are you looking down on me! Ah! I told you that I have a bad temper. Believe it or not, I lost my temper on the spot!"

The filth that Scott vomited around disappeared with Li Mo's words, but in Tony's eyes, this bastard black-hearted mouse turned into a red-skinned devil with a fork in his hand and two horns in his head, with a big snort It is forcing itself into the frying pan!

Standing still, it even stabbed its ass twice with a fork!
demon!The black-hearted mouse is a demon in human skin!

Tony closed his eyes and seemed to accept his tragic fate. He reached out to the bag of strange-flavored beans with trembling hands.

click.

"Hey, it's better to come early than to come here. There are snacks here."

?

Tony, who closed his eyes, grabbed the air with his hands, and opened his eyes to look over when he heard this somewhat familiar voice.

!

It was an acquaintance who came in, very familiar, and a kind man, Dante.

He was holding the bag of strange-flavored beans in his hand, and he didn't notice that the other two people in the field looked at him strangely.

"Chocolate flavor, um. Peanut beans are my favorite." Dante grabbed a handful of chocolate-like snacks from his bag and threw them into his mouth.

Tony rubbed his face vigorously, he hesitated, and the other party grabbed a lot of beans and stuffed them into his mouth just after he hesitated.

He swallowed this large amount of stuff that smelled of feces and urine, and even chewed it.
Just looking at Tony felt his stomach turning upside down, recalling Scott's appearance after only eating one, he couldn't help but stay away from Dante, fearing that he would be affected by the filth sprayed all over his body by the fish in the pond.

"Huh? Don't you want to eat?" Dante, who was chewing snacks, didn't show the way Tony expected, but asked him as if nothing had happened.

"."

"No, I'm allergic to peanuts, you can eat them."

Politely refusing the other party's invitation, Tony decided to present a trophy to this guy named Dante. He had already thought of the name, and it was called "The Starved Ghost Cup".

He didn't believe that the other party didn't eat the shit-smelling chocolate beans and the old urine-smelling wine trough beans, just grabbing a lot of them randomly, even if there was a [-]% probability, a lot of them would be mixed in.

In this way, the warrior named Dante grabbed another handful and threw it into his mouth. What a starving ghost!

But this is also considered to help him out, Tony looked at the black-hearted mouse sitting next to him with a smile on his face, and at the same time raised his eyebrows like a mockery.

Ah.
Li Mo's smile was wider than his, and he even looked at him with pitiful eyes, as if Tony had missed a lottery of hundreds of millions.

"Dante, why don't you give our friends a taste." After taking a sip of water calmly, Li Mo said slowly.

"That's right! Oh, it's all my fault. I ate too fast and there was only a little left. I'm so sorry."

When Dante handed the bag of snacks to Tony next to him, there was only one bag full of strange-flavored beans left.
"Hey, it's okay, I'm allergic to peanuts, but if I only eat a small amount, there's nothing wrong with it, just one is enough to taste the taste."

It seems that if the trick succeeds, the villain succeeds.Tony cocked his orchid fingers very pompously, pinched out the only strange-flavored bean left in the bag, and threw it into his mouth.

Ahhh.

Um?Um!Um? ! !
"Mouth area!!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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