Marvel middlemen

Chapter 355 355. Evil Santa Claus
"Loki, the self-proclaimed god of trickery, I remember being ridiculed by him last time as a woman, but I am a man! Do you know that man!"

Snapped!
A small piece of uneaten carrot was smashed to the ground by it. The rabbit's face showed a trace of anger in a very humane way and kept poking his ordinary chest. Obviously, Loki offended it severely last time. And it's the kind that can't be forgiven!

Seeing that it was so angry, Thor quickly swallowed the self-introduction he had prepared, what if Loki's mouth was broken and told all about their family's situation, wouldn't he be the scapegoat himself?

"So, boss, what's your name?"

After a short period of buffering, Jane finally remembered the purpose of this time, they came to rob!I didn't come to listen to this informant's story!

But before that, you can get to know each other first. If the strength of the other party is the same as the rumors, then directly call Thor to do it together, but if the other party has something to hide, take one step at a time.

"Everyone calls me Bugs Bunny, and I like that name too, but if you get close to the penguins, don't try to make friends with me. I don't like hanging out with those penguin friends, you know? I hate penguins ! Especially the one named Rookie!"

While talking, Bugs Bunny got out of the small hole. It first looked at Thor who was avoiding his gaze, and then at Jane who was looking at him up and down: "Can we sit down and talk? You need to ask a friend It's not polite to look up at you."

"Excuse me."

"Feel sorry!"

It was only then that the two noticed that the other's height seemed a little bit like Li Mo's. After apologizing, they quickly sat down and took out some valuables from their backpacks.

These are some gold coins and slightly damaged porcelain that Jane picked up recently, as well as a pile of smoked wild boar. This is the only valuable thing in the backpack, and I don’t know if the intelligence agent will accept it.

"Wow, you guys are more polite than that guy with problem eyes, and you even gave me a gift." The happy Bugs Bunny clasped his hands together, and swept the pile of things into the hole regardless of the surprised expressions of the two people next to him.

What to do. This informant is a bit weird!

This is the first time for Jane to see a businessman who treats trading items as gifts. Seeing the other party grinning happily, she didn't know what to say for a while, could she ask for the items back?
Thor on the opposite side didn't expect this to happen, and he didn't know how to continue. None of the businessmen he met was so cheeky and familiar, so what should he do.

Bugs Bunny took the only valuable thing they had as a gift, and Thor, even the straight man, was embarrassed to tell the truth, after all, the other party was a small animal!

What's more, his younger brother also mocked others as women, and the two layers of defense were superimposed. The caring Thor could only shake his head at Jane.

He didn't intend to rob the information provider anymore, and Jane could only slightly nod her head in agreement.

If the informant was a human being, then Jane and Thor would definitely do it immediately, but what they didn't expect was that the other party was just a rabbit.

A very polite rabbit, didn't you see that it also brought a few cups of hot tea!Who can rob in this situation? !
It's just that a few carrots on the plate aren't necessary.
"Hehe~~~~, you are the third batch of outsiders I have met without a number. Seriously, if the first two were as polite as you, I wouldn't cheat them."

While blowing hot tea, Bugs Bunny slowly told the two about his experiences.
It is a freelancer, and the copy only comes occasionally, and it is not here most of the time.

However, it still remembers the second time it happened. The first time was a man with a long white beard who looked like Santa Claus and came to trouble it.The guy was very polite in front of him, chatting and so on, but who would have guessed that the other party suddenly made a move, trying to snatch the location and item information of other merchants from it.

robbery!And it's Bugs Bunny!

That's nothing to say, it means war!So it quickly swallowed the message into its own stomach, but that evil Santa Claus actually wanted to grab it and tear it open to take the message scroll!
"and after?"

Listening to the story, the two asked nervously, who would do anything to such a cute and hospitable rabbit, and even wanted to disembowel him, it was so cruel!
"later."

Bugs Bunny took a sip of tea and continued talking
The evil Santa Claus is very powerful. Because he was attacked by surprise, he was attacked by the opponent before he had time to defend himself. He was struck by lightning, and a large piece of hair on his back was burned off.

It's true that the uncle can bear it and the sister-in-law can't bear it!
"I punched him and broke the bridge of his nose on the spot. As a result, he was not afraid of the pain at all. Instead, he reached out and grabbed my ear to continuously discharge electricity in an attempt to electrocute me."

Standing up, Bugs Bunny demonstrated the scene to the two people sitting there. He clenched his fists and swayed towards a big tree. After blowing two breaths towards his fists, he charged up and punched the tree trunk.

The tree didn't move at all, but it clasped its hands and screamed.

"Aww!! It hurts!"

"."

Jane and Thor were silent, just watched it perform, and became suspicious of what Bugs Bunny said just now.

Not to mention anything else, even Thor, who was just injured, wouldn't be so painful when hitting a big tree.

"I forgot! If someone hadn't attacked me first, I wouldn't have been able to show you my true strength." Bugs Rabbit walked over shaking his hands, but in the eyes of the two of them, what he said was just a cover-up. excuse.

The story goes on.
The battle between the evil Santa Claus and it can be described as an epic scene. Whether it is the surrounding forest, or the nearby creek and insects, they are all destroyed in the confrontation between the two sides.

The trees that formed the forest were broken, the trickling streams lasted only a second before drying up, and the insects were even crushed into the air by the aftermath of their battle.

In short, no matter how these contents were sent to Jane and Thor's ears, Bugs Bunny who talked more and more happily didn't see the embarrassment of the two until it finally said the name of the man after the defeat:

"The evil Santa who was stepped on by me said his name was Odin, and he hoped that I would not tell the story. Hahahaha, that evil old man actually wanted to rob me!"

"WT!?" X2
(End of this chapter)