my fake watch

Chapter 299
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There was an irritable knock on the door, and Li Xuejian, who was lying on the kang, frowned naturally, and his originally calm face became gloomy, as if a bear broke in alone when it was the best time to hibernate, disturbing its A beautiful dream, which represents the moment of waking up, boundless anger will erupt.

"Li Xuejian, the competition is about to start, don't sleep quickly! Come with me now. Ah!"

The Taoist priest pushed the door open and pushed Li Xuejian's body, his face a little anxious. However, when Li Xuejian opened his eyes, the murderous aura that seemed like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood made the Taoist priest paralyzed on the ground in fright. Suddenly there was moisture between the legs, and a smell came out. He was so frightened that he became incontinent.

Li Xuejian sat up, stretched his arms, let his stiff body relax, glanced at the fainted Taoist priest, a pure white and flawless small bottle like white jade appeared out of thin air, grabbed the Taoist priest's mouth with one hand, and forced it open, The potion in the bottle was poured into his mouth.

"This is a potion specially used to soothe the nerves. You only need to sleep here for a while and you will be able to wake up intact. It is my fault for making you like this, but whoever makes me get up is more angry."

Li Xuejian knew he was in the wrong, so he treated the Taoist priest without hesitation, apologized to him whether he heard it or not, then complained, walked out of the room, and walked towards the competition venue.

When I walked to the venue, the Taoist priest who was in charge of the referee was about to declare Zhang Chulan the winner, but because Li Xuejian arrived in time, and the Taoist priest was unhappy with Busha Bilian and Zhang Chulan, he said it without pain or itching. With one sentence, Li Xuejian was allowed to enter the arena.

"Zhang Chulan vs. Li Xuejian! Let's go!"

Following the announcement of the Taoist priest of the Tianshi Mansion, the field was boiling, and almost everyone fell face-to-face, shouting not to shake Bilian and Zhang Chulan, and calling Li Xuejian to beat him up and stop him from being arrogant. Unfortunately, they didn't know, From the very beginning, Li Xuejian and Zhang Chulan were in the same group, and their expectations would eventually come to nothing.

"Brother Li, I really didn't expect that I would have a chance to fight you in this conference." Zhang Chulan said with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's get started!"

Li Xuejian had a grim expression, stretched his arms, as if he was about to prey on the wings of an eagle, and raised one leg. This posture attracted the attention of the audience, and there were constant applause and applause.

"Brother Li! Let me show you how powerful I am."

Zhang Chulan put her hands on the ground, showing her teeth, and she felt like a tiger about to pounce at any time.

"The eagle spreads its wings!"

Li Xuejian slammed one foot, causing his body to bounce up, like a real eagle, falling from the sky.

"Tigers come down the mountain!"

Zhang Chulan rushed towards Li Xuejian who was in the air, looking fierce.

Just when the audience thought it would be a fight between an eagle and a tiger, they saw both sides clapping their hands in mid-air, and then landed on the place where the opponent was before. The impact caused by this contrast was a bit strong, and the audience fell silent.

"Not bad! Not bad! Chu Lan, your tiger came down the mountain, it's really domineering, I thought I really saw the tiger." Li Xuejian applauded and praised with a smile.

"Both each other! Brother Li, your eagle spreads its wings, doesn't it look like an eagle soaring in the sky?" Zhang Chulan smiled and took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and exhaled white smoke with a smile.

Seeing the appearance of the two, the audience suddenly stood up one after another, as if they had been deceived, and threw the things in their hands, the things around them, things anyway, towards the two people.

"Liar! Big liar!!"

"Are you guys playing? Don't play tricks on me, we are here to watch you fight, not to watch you compliment each other!!!"

"Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!"

The roar of the audience and the things they threw were nothing more than drizzle to these two people. Zhang Chulan was no longer called to shake Bilian, but do you think he still feels ashamed?For Zhang Chulan, shame cannot be spent as money. Li Xuejian has been the emperor for so many years. To get benefits, do you rely on reason alone?Do not make jokes!
"You take one, I take one, a child takes a plane!"

"You shoot two, I shoot two, two kids with pigtails!"

"Hello brothers, three stars, four happiness, five chiefs, six Liu Shun, seven clever, eight immortals, nine chains, all here."

Li Xuejian and Zhang Chulan had a great time playing, even punching out, the audience friends at the scene were silent, and some people, such as the young man who looked like Xiao Yan who was fooled by Zhang Chulan and almost admired him, gritted their teeth, If it weren't for the regulations of the Tianshi Mansion, they would have jumped down now, and taught this Bilian who is not shaken and Li Xuejian who is obviously in collusion with him a good lesson.

"Can you two stop playing? When will the competition be over if this continues?" Although the Taoist Priest of the Tianshi Mansion is in the way of the rules, he is a human being after all and has a limit of tolerance. Looking at these two guys in front of him, After playing so well, he finally couldn't help but speak.

"what??"

Zhang Chulan and Li Xuejian turned their heads to look at the Taoist priest at the same time, with blank expressions on their faces, as if to say, are we competing?

Clasping tightly with both hands, the Taoist priest kept shouting in his heart, the world is so beautiful, but I am so violent, this is not good or bad.

"Chu Lan, let's fight it out!" Li Xuejian shouted at Zhang Chulan with an exaggerated expression.

"Brother Li, I'm here!" Zhang Chulan's expression was also exaggerated, and she walked in front of Li Xuejian in a unique way, as if a 80-[-]-year-old lady punched him softly.

Li Xuejian exaggeratedly followed, took two steps back, clutched his heart, as if Zhang Chulan had hit him, pointed and said: "What a domineering punch, could this be the legendary punch!"

Zhang Chulan laughed loudly and said, "That's right! My punch is invincible."

In the next 15 minutes, similar fights and dialogues were carried out 28 times without repetition, constantly challenging the audience's endurance. Fortunately, the two of them seemed to be tired of it. After Li Xuejian yelled "No", Zhang Chulan punched Li Xuejian softly on the waist, and Li Xuejian fell to the ground.

"The winner——Zhang Chulan!" Daoist seems to be a slave who has finally ushered in the liberation of the light. After the announcement, he immediately breathed a long sigh of relief. He vowed that if he could not see these two people, he would never Meet them a second time.

"you."

I don't know which audience member stared wide-eyed, as if his eyeballs were popping out by one step, and roared: "The acting skills are too fake! What kind of thing is it? It's a decent way to crack down on fakes, so I don't care I’ve seen such rubbish anti-counterfeiting competitions like yours!”

In a word, like a leaf, it fell on the lake, causing waves, the heroes rose up, and after the competition ended, the Tianshi Mansion didn't care, and the Taoist priest didn't want to care, and even pretended to be inside, jumping off the field one after another, He wanted to find Zhang Chulan and Li Xuejian to play gang fights, but it's a pity that the two of them ran away long ago.

(End of this chapter)