The Heavens: Pea cannons were planted at the beginning

Chapter 144 I'm Fucking Not Human

According to the boy Yun Weijie's memories, he was also transported from the weird bus into the copy of the evil god at that time, and became the only cosplayer in his life.

As for why you say the only one?

Of course he can't be a cosplayer now.

The kid said that he was going very well, and he would be able to clear the dungeon in a short time.

But who would have thought that just when he was about to clear the customs, an uninvited guest who had nothing to do and wandered around broke into his life.

That uninvited guest is none other than a weird little kid.

The weird little kid back then was just a weak chicken Weird.

Although she is not very good now, she was weaker before.

At that time, the weird little kid fooled the cosplayers who were about to complete the role-playing task, making them all believe that there are hidden easter eggs in this dungeon, and whoever gets it can gain power and become a master.

There are indeed unusual things in that dungeon, but it is definitely not a shit egg.

It's a benefit provided by the evil god game for Weird.

When the weirdness in the dungeon grows to a certain level, you can get that thing, and then become the NPC weirdness in the dungeon, which is commonly known as having a system.

But because the weird little kid was really weak at the time (the kind that couldn't open even a door), he had to find a way to trick the group of performers into doing things for him.

But in the end, because of some chances and coincidences, the weird kid didn't achieve his goal.

Instead, he threw this opportunity on Yun Weijie's head.

Then he became the NPC of that weird copy.

Now, for some reason, his small dungeon has merged into this four-star big dungeon.

"Unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky! I want to go out, Brother Luo!"

Yun Weijie begged.

He was going crazy after spending so many days in this bloody place.

Every now and then, a gloomy voice sounded in his mind, reminding him to remember his responsibilities and manage this small shop well.

But the problem is that in this ghostly place, how can anyone come to buy goods?

Even if there is that is weird.

And most of the weirdos don't pay at all, and some don't even have a brain, and they yell at him every now and then.

Although staying in the store is protected by inexplicable powers, nothing will happen, but those guys who can't stand it are all ugly and scary!

After staying in this place for a long time, Yun Weijie was really afraid that he would have mental problems sometime.

"It's not impossible."

Luo Xiu could indeed get Weijie into his private space and bring him back.

It's just...why would he do it?

To be honest, it was his luck that this kid became an NPC.

After all, the risk factor of being an NPC is low, and this is a guaranteed iron rice bowl!

I believe that if there is such a position in front of those actors, they will never refuse.

But Luo Xiu didn't intend to fool Yun Weijie.

After all, this kid can be regarded as one of his financial sponsors. It would be unethical to deceive the financial sponsor.

Luo Xiu picked up the coffee made by Yun Weijie, took a sip and said lightly, "I can take you out, but are you sure you want to give up everything here?"

"Of course! I'm human and not weird, why should I be a weird NPC?"

[Host, this kid doesn't seem to know yet. ]
"Huh? What do you mean?"

[Oh, forgot, host, you haven’t identified this kid yet, this system tells you, this kid is actually not human, he is half weird. ]
Luo Xiu curiously appraised it.

As the system said, Yun Weijie's boy turned out to be a semi-weird person.

"Why didn't you notice it before?"

"(⊙o⊙) What? Brother Luo, what are you talking about?"

"Nothing, let me tell you a little thing."

"I'm listening."

"You're not actually a human, but half weird, so there should be one of your parents who isn't human."

"Crack!"

At this moment, Yun Weijie seemed to hear a bolt from the blue.

Is this a trivial matter?

He...he he is not a human being!
And one of his parents is not human either.

Is it his father or his mother?
For a moment, Yun Weijie's thoughts became extremely chaotic, and he pulled his hair and thought hard for a while.

No wonder his dad never mentioned the fucking thing to him.

Now that I think about it, maybe it's the weirdness.

"What's the matter? My dad is married to a weirdo, my mother is weird, and I'm half weird. What's the point of my life? I'm not human, fuck..."

"Snapped!"

Luo Xiu slapped Yun Weijie, who had fallen into madness, back to reality.

"What's all the fuss about? Don't forget that half of your blood is human. It's half weird but not weird. You can be said to be a new species. As a hybrid, you should be happy about this."

To be honest, Luo Xiu is not fooling around.

But the semi-weird identity is much easier to use than both humans and weird ones.

On the one hand, they are human and can play the role of actors, but on the other hand, they are weird and can play the role of weird NPCs.

This special existence between the two races definitely has its special place.

But seeing that Yun Weijie still didn't believe it, Luo Xiu had no choice but to take him to meet someone.

"Call boss."

"Huh? Oh, boss."

"From now on, you are my subordinate."

"Brother Luo, you saved my life, am I not your little brother?"

"Not bad, very good."

Luo Xiu smiled and threw Yun Weijie into his private space.

"Fuck!"

Yun Weijie didn't stand firm and fell into the mud.

Liu Xiaoyue, who was taking care of the farmland, was startled.

"What? It turned out to be of the same kind, but the breath is a bit weak, it should be because it hasn't mastered the treacherous heart yet."

Liu Xiaoyue stepped forward and stabbed Yun Weijie with a hoe.

I don't know which branch it belongs to?

"Bah! Bah!"

Yun Weijie got up abruptly, and then spat out the dirt in his mouth and nose.

"What place is this?"

Yun Weijie looked at everything in front of him in bewilderment.

When he turned his gaze to Liu Xiaoyue, his expression became even more puzzled.

Why is there still a vacuum woman here?

After working for such a long time, Liu Xiaoyue's whole body has already been soaked in sweat, it can almost be said to be...

"Who are you?"

"Liu Xiaoyue, who are you?"

"I'm Yun Weijie."

"I've never heard of it, it should be a casual person."

Liu Xiaoyue said again: "How did you get in?"

Yun Weijie touched his nose.

Facing this woman who doesn't look like a woman from a good family, he didn't want to reveal too many things.

At this moment, Luo Xiu also entered the private space and appeared in front of the two of them.

"I brought him in, do you have any objections?"

"Meet the master! Don't dare! How dare I have an opinion?"

Liu Xiaoyue knelt down and shouted decisively.

"Huh? What's the situation?"

[Of course this is the system's credit. This bitch has been trained by this system. The host doesn't thank me yet? ]

"Fuck off! Who wants you to worry about this useless mind."

Luo Xiu waved his hand: "Get up, I brought this kid here today to teach you how to be a half-weird? Can you do it?"

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(End of this chapter)